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Chapter 180 Zhu Xu's Tomorrow

Chapter 180 Zhu Xu's Tomorrow

A note was pasted behind the door of the Real Madrid locker room:
1. Regular work and rest time every day.

2. Guarantee 8-10 hours of sleep every day.

3. Eat dinner 2 hours before going to bed.

4. Dinner should be light and pay attention to food intake.

5. Eat more milk, sardines, vegetables and nuts.

6. Prohibition of drinking alcohol, eating desserts and high-fat foods.

7. Cannot sleep when hungry or thirsty.

8. Do not watch TV or listen to the radio in bed.

9. Take a nap before the game.

10. Nap time should not exceed half an hour
Zhu Xu pursed his lips: "Who posted it?"

Marcelo gloated: "What Kalanka posted was just made by Mr. It will be our military regulations from now on. Your nap time, Zhu Xu, will be cut in half."

"I thought it was not allowed to be late, not to hit the door hard, not to kick the door." Zhu Xu said happily.

Everyone’s expressions were a little different. Zhu Xu felt his heart flutter, and then slowly turned around. When he saw Cristiano behind him, he was immediately happy, and jumped on the robot: “Cris, you scared me to death. I thought it was a bird.” Uncle, how dare you scare me!"

Ronaldo is still striding forward with a 'heavy object': "What did you do again?"

Zhu Xu jumped down: "Manchester United lost [-]-[-] to Manchester City, Cris, are you okay?" He felt that Manchester United was very special in Cristiano's heart.

Cristiano faced the cabinet: "You just realized what happened two days ago? What can I do?"

Zhu Xu put his hands on his hips: "Who said that? I wanted to say it yesterday. Didn't I get scared by the Card team? After I went back yesterday, there was a quarrel between Manchester United and Manchester City fans on my Twitter, and I remembered it again."

Zhu Xu's Twitter has very Chinese characteristics. There are many Chinese fans and more "fans". Their characteristic is that they have their favorite teams, but they absolutely support their compatriots.So, after the game that day,
Chinese Manchester United fans shouted: Guiqiu, His Royal Highness is coming to Old Trafford!
Chinese Manchester City fans immediately retorted: Man Gou, get out!Zhu Xu is coming to my city, can you afford the salary?

Manchester United fans were furious: Nouveau riche, Manchester United is a wealthy family, from history to the present, what is Manchester City?Don't think that being rich is a rich family, just jump if you win a game, you are just a fart, if you let it go, you won't have it.

Chinese Real Madrid fans can't sit still at this time: Grass, YY also has a limit, Real Madrid is a top giant and rich, why did Zhu Xu leave, we are the only club with nine crowns!This is the bottom line.

Zhu Xu had no choice but to speak: Stop arguing!Compatriots are prohibited from 'killing each other'!
Only then did the people on both sides realize that this was Zhu Xu's tweet, so they agreed to fight again, only then did Zhu Xu realize that he hadn't cared about Cristiano yet.

Ronaldo put on his clothes: "I have nothing to do. Sir Alex Ferguson is not so easy to be knocked down. Manchester United will stand up again. I am not worried at all."

Mourinho once publicly stated: The person I admire the most is Sir Alex Ferguson, because he is a brave fighter. No matter what difficulties he encounters, he dares to face them directly. Chelsea defeated his Manchester United 3:0. I believe he did not want to suffer such a disastrous defeat at the time, but when he faced such a disastrous defeat, he was able to face it all calmly, accept the failure calmly, and even detach himself I gave my team the greatest respect by congratulating the whole team. It was the most wonderful moment of my life.
Because playing against such an opponent, whether you win or lose, is the most wonderful thing in life.What is even more admirable is that Sir Alex Ferguson did not flinch in the face of Chelsea's strength. They adjusted in a difficult situation and regained the championship from me. Although that also meant my failure, I I admire such powerful opponents, so my team can also face failure very calmly, and give them the greatest respect in the same way.

Zhu Xu thinks that Manchester United will recover. The old man has a strong heart: "Yes, but I think you are better now than Manchester United. You were good at diving at that time. Do you know diving? It's just diving, tsk tsk !Although you received many honors at that time, I like you more now, how wonderful you are now, I think you are the best in the world now, without a doubt.”

Cristiano said calmly: "When I was young, I always liked to take shortcuts and attract people's attention. Thinking about it, I missed a lot and took a lot of detours, so I hope you will not be like me before."

Zhu Xu sighed, time always changes people, if the robot had realized it a few years ago, could it have a different future: "Don't worry, I'm much more likable than you, haha! And I don't dive, haha! "

Everyone quickened their movements and decided to leave the place of right and wrong.

Cristiano turned his head and raised his eyebrows: "My brain is much better than yours. You only remembered to ask about the match two days ago?"

Zhu Xu shook his head: "Scared! You don't know, my mind was full of Uncle Psy's 'smooth' face yesterday, and Team Ka, that 'bang!' sound," Zhu Xu clicked his mouth: "That's it, blah! Uncle Psy was photographed against the wall. Have you ever beaten cockroaches?"

Ozil coughed: "Okay, don't talk about it." He glanced outside the door.

Zhu Xu was so proud that he didn't even turn his head: "You want to lie to me again? Where did I say that? By the way, blah! Uncle Bird was photographed on the wall. Have you ever hit a cockroach? A slap, a cockroach won't die , you have to take another shot. Just like Uncle Psy, he was photographed on the wall, and he shook too hard, and the card team "bang" again, tsk tsk tsk! At that time, there was a kick on the back in my mind Xiaoqiang's image."

Casillas' complexion was very ugly, and Kaka smiled gracefully: "It's actually not that bad, it's just being knocked down by the door. It's not like what you said."

Zhu Xu shook his head: "Why not? It's the front, it's definitely the front. Uncle Piao was slapped on the front. I glanced at it when I was leaving. Uncle Piao raised his head. He must have a nosebleed. Think about it, Click on the cockroach, it will bleed out something even if you don’t die! Katu, did Uncle Bird have a nosebleed yesterday? Fortunately, if the nose is somewhere else, tsk tsk..."

Kaka smiled sweetly, putting his hand on Cristiano's shoulder: "Where else is there?"

Zhu Xu smiled lasciviously, and blinked his left eye: "Everyone is a man, understand? Haha, fortunately, Uncle Bird has two children. There is a saying in my country: Unfilialism is the greatest if you have no descendants! Team Ka, you Really awesome, uncle bird! "

Casillas lowered his head: "What nonsense?"

Ozil took a deep breath: "Hi sir!"

Zhu Xu's back was stiff, and his voice was a little unnatural: "Come on, Mesut, you want to scare me again!"

Benzema stared at Zhu Xu with a dead-on look in his eyes.

Zhu Xu really didn't have the courage to turn his head back, so he remained in a stalemate.

"Zhu Xu, come with me!" The madman's voice sounded.

Zhu Xu looked back in grief and indignation, and saw Kaka and Cristiano smiling sweetly. . . .

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