dream green field

Chapter 173 Crazy Ronaldo

Malaga's blow seemed to be unfinished. In 28 minutes, Alonso passed the ball, and Cristiano shot into the bottom left corner from the edge of the restricted area, 0-[-].

Cristiano happily danced the samba with Marcelo directly on the court. It was too difficult. Everyone in Real Madrid said they could not join and could only watch from the sidelines.

Zhu Xu has seen this dance, which is "AiSeEuTePego" by Brazilian singer MichelTelo. This dance is very popular in Brazil. It was once rumored that Neymar, who was going to grab his position, danced it in the Santos locker room. Play repeatedly.Zhu Xu said that a big man is naked and jumps like this, and he has no aesthetic feeling at all. It is not ruled out that he can't dance because of his strong body, so he made sarcastic remarks.

Cristiano liked that singer very much. Looking at the two happy boys dancing on the field, he felt that the power of idols was really scary, and even the robots were brainwashed.

"Cristiano scored twice, and Real Madrid led [-]-[-]. This game completely replicated the Lyon tragedy! Zhu Xu scored one goal, two assists, Higuain scored one goal, and Alonso one assist." Shen Fang Jian explained: "For Malaga, how to survive the rest of the time is something they have to think about."

The Malaga fans sat blankly, their high investment this season filled them with anticipation, and they were as disappointed as they were hopeful. At this time, they were as helpless as the Lyon fans a few days ago.

Ten minutes later, the tragedy happened again. Real Madrid got a corner kick. Ozil, who is usually a professional corner kicker, sat on the bench. Zhu Xu took the gun from his friend and came to the penalty spot. He found Cristiano winking at him. .

Zhu Xu didn't think that the robot would wink at him at this time, he was very self-aware.In fact, at any time, it is impossible for the robot to wink at him, and that means only one thing.He raised his eyebrows, measured the approximate distance with his eyes, and seriously recalled Cristiano's habits, then nodded at the robot, and then raised his head slightly.

Zhu Xu took [-] steps back and volleyed with his right foot!

A white light quickly flew into the penalty area, and the goalkeeper and Malaga's defense immediately became tense. Ronaldo turned his back to the goal, raised it high, and knocked the ball in with his heel with a scorpion wagging his tail.

The Madrid commentator seemed to have been slapped with chicken blood: "Go in! Go in! Cristiano completed a hat-trick, scored three goals in the 23rd, 28th, and 38th minutes, and staged a hat-trick in 15 minutes! Completed the hat-trick in [-] minutes It was His Royal Highness who did the trick, this time it was a robot, we are so happy." (PS: This is a real achievement in reality! Master Luo is mighty!)

The European broadcast media was also amazed at this time: "Another [-] minutes of caps! From Zhu Xu to Cristiano, plus Higuain capped twice before, my God! Who will stop Real Madrid's momentum."

After scoring the goal, Cristiano clenched his hands into fists and shouted loudly!He used his excellent results to prove that he is still the arrow of Real Madrid and the most reliable person. Zhu Xu's brilliance will not be taken away from his brilliance.

After shouting, Cristiano turned his head and pointed at Zhu Xu, very proudly: "Stinky boy, if you want a Golden Globe, let him come here!"

Everyone in Real Madrid was stunned for a moment, Zhu Xu let out a strange cry, and jumped on Cristiano's body: "I'm not welcome."

Everyone laughed, this season is too good, they seem to be looking forward to all the championships.

At the end of the first half, Real Madrid walked into the locker room happily with a [-]-goal lead. Real Madrid fans were beating drums and waving scarves to celebrate the wonderful victory.

In the aisle, several laser beams shone on the faces of Mourinho and Cristiano. Zhu Xu raised his head quickly, but his head was covered by a big hand. Cristiano whispered: "Don't worry about it, go in quickly."

Zhu Xu looked at the calm faces of Mourinho and Cristiano, so he could only walk forward quickly with his head down, but he was not happy in his heart. In any case, he should not do such a thing to a player who has fought hard for half the time. matter.Too much, such things as laser pointers should be banned!

Real Madrid walked into the locker room. Everyone may have been used to such things, and they behaved calmly. Mourinho was not affected. He wrote and drew on the tactical board. Zhu Xu felt that the madman would face it with a bloodbath. Many lasers in Malaga.

"That's what we have to do in the second half." Mourinho pointed to the tactical board.

Zhu Xu opened his mouth wide: "Ah! Defense?"

The madman nodded very positively: "We have already scored [-] points. For the rest of the schedule, it is necessary to preserve physical strength and energy. In the second half of the defense, I don't have high requirements. As long as we can guarantee to get [-] points, it will be counted. [-] or [-] goals is acceptable, league goal difference is meaningless."

Zhu Xu stared blankly. He suddenly remembered that Mourinho had always been a fan of utilitarian football. Sure enough, he publicly asked them to paddle in the second half.

"Zhu Xu, what questions do you have?" Mourinho called directly.

Zhu Xu was a little embarrassed: "It's nothing, we should try our best to play beautifully." In fact, he felt a little bit of that, as if he was sorry for the fans' tickets.

Mourinho is very serious: "Don't be too naive, we need to win, you get the club's salary, you must be worthy of your salary, worthy of the club, we need champions, multi-line combat I need you, keep more energy and Physical strength will be rotated from now on, and each of you will get a chance or lose a chance." The madman glanced at Zhu Xu: "You have to accept it, this is the rule, if you find it difficult, I can change people."

Zhu Xu was stunned. He has not been criticized in this way. In fact, he can also understand that the football philosophy of "the most special one" is the theory of victory: "Okay, I will go down."

Everyone stared at Zhu Xu, so let's carry it?Who does this little P child look like?

Mourinho looked at Zhu Xu calmly: "Okay!" After speaking, he glanced at the substitutes, all of whom lowered their heads.

Casillas coughed twice: "Sir, Zhu Xu didn't mean that."

Zhu Xu raised his head: "That's what I meant. Since I want to play defense, I can go down and replace Di Maria. He runs fast enough, so Cristiano can also go down. Replace Kareem. He has a solid defense. Some, and will cooperate, or Callejon can also play, and Kaka can play as an offensive midfielder, and replace it with Ozil who is an organizing midfielder, which is similar." Zhu Xu thought for a while: "Uncle Bird, you What do you think? In fact, I also have the talent to be a coach. When I retire, I will become a coach."

Everyone in Real Madrid was speechless. . . . . . .

Mourinho rolled his eyes in a very disfigured manner: "You are a player, who is replaced is something I consider, and you don't need to worry about it."

Zhu Xu let out an 'oh', and then turned to Cristiano: "Robot, come off and be a bench with me, you haven't sat on it for a long time."

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