Losing Money to Be the Richest Man Starts with the Elves
Chapter 412 I want a few elves and you won't give me!
Chapter 412 I want a few elves and you won't give me!
"Recently, there are very few missing persons!"
"Yeah, thanks to the boss's idea, after the trainer asks for help, he has to smell his fart for several hours before he can be rescued! You don't think the trainers are willing to disappear!"
"That's right, these guys are finally being honest. You know, we haven't had a vacation for several months because of these guys. If this continues, I will have to consider whether to change jobs!"
It is rare for the agents of the Seminary Bureau to sit idle and get together to chat.
The launch of the skunk poof kills two birds with one stone. Trainers can call for help if lost, but correspondingly, they have to endure the stinky attack for several hours.
After a few downs, no trainer could bear it anymore.They started teaming up again.
What?Is it okay not to bring it if it smells bad?
Brother, you try to drive without a driver's license?
It's okay if nothing happens, something happens...
hum~
The alliance stipulates that if a skunk poof is lost and rescue is difficult, even if it is found safe and sound, it will have to accept a huge fine.
Why are the trainers so desperate?
Isn't it just for the money?
How can they live with such a penalty!
Be on the safe side, don't kill yourself alone, let's form a team!It's always different to have someone look after each other.
In this way, the loss rate is greatly reduced.The Seminary Bureau finally got out of this quagmire.You don't have to find someone every day.
The situation on the Arctic Glacier has improved, but the local area of the alliance has undergone tremendous changes!
Originally, the Arctic Glacier Development Alliance invested a lot of manpower and material resources, and recently because of the "missing persons" incident, many staff members were transferred from the mainland to join the search team.
No, the law and order in the local area is a bit low.
The tiger is not on the mountain, but the monkey is called the king.
In just a few days, there have been several attacks, the main destination - the bank!
It's all about money!
Who says money isn't everything?
time?space?life?
The three elves, Dialga, Palkia, and Xernias, expressed their gratitude!
Bring back to life?
Phoenix King: Have you heard of the Three Holy Beasts?Come on, the oil is poured, light the match in your hand, you are the fourth holy beast!
cough~
Of course, this is just a joke, for example.
However, with money, many things can really be done, especially after the emergence of the Bai Clan Group, the Bai Clan Elf has become the representative of omnipotence!
"Back back, everyone back up!"
At a certain crime scene, black stockings, machetes, and grenades hung on their chests. This standard attire showed their identities—robbers!
Hmm~ Although there is a slight shortage of manpower, the ability to block such robbers is still there.
However, the robbers have also learned.
Inspired by the naughty egg's "[-]-[-] split", they also developed their own method.
Don't you see, in how many movies and TV dramas, the protagonist is wrapped in explosives, enters and leaves the enemy's camp, and comes and goes freely among thousands of troops.
Let him point a thousand guns at him, and he is also eloquent. After playing around, he laughed and left.
Why are they so capricious?
Not because of the bundle of explosives on his body.
Let me go, everyone is happy, don't let me go, come on, let's ascend to heaven together, I will exchange all of you so much, it's worth it!
I have to say that there is some truth to the saying that film and television originate from life.
Look, this group of people has fierce faces right now... Uh, you can't tell even if you cover your face, but their temperament should be right.
These robbers invented the technique of human bombing, and they have no fear of chasing them with a bundle of explosives!
So what if your furball finds us?So what if your Snorkel caught up with us?Do you dare to come forward?
As for the question of escape?
Don't be afraid, they have prepared a perfect plan!
Every time they negotiate terms, in addition to money and transportation, the robbers will ask for one more thing-octopus bucket ink.
This is something that can make the elves lose their sense of smell, so they can escape safely.
Well, it's the fault of Bai's Group again. You said you have nothing to get out of the octopus barrel. They have hostages and explosives. What can we do?
A cauldron fell from the sky, but Bai Ye would not accept it.It's not a turtle, what kind of shell is it carrying!
[Ding~Trigger task: The person who tied the bell is needed to untie the bell! 】
[Mission introduction: There are smart writers in the world, who can draw inferences from one example, and there are also treacherous people who do not do their jobs properly.Nowadays, someone is using the elf props you got to do evil. As an official, you should stop this behavior and send them to where they should go! 】
[Task requirements: arrest a total of 2333 robbers, and ensure that there is no similar incident in the alliance within one month]
[Task Reward: Unlock a new kind of elf]
[Quest Exclusive Spirit: Bricaron]
The system couldn't stand it and gave him an assist. Wouldn't it be unreasonable for Bai Ye not to make any moves.
What's more...
"Root, hand over all the elves in the store!"
Well, maybe the successive successes made these guys taste the sweetness, and they became more and more courageous, and they even robbed the property under his Bai Group.
It’s tolerable, it’s unbearable!
"Don't move, we don't want much, according to the list, put the elf ball in the bag and throw it over!"
These days, no one is ashamed to be a robber without any education.
They also know the horror of Bai's Group, and they don't dare to grab too much, as long as they have enough.
It's okay in their hearts, your Bai Group is so rich, what we snatched from you is a yo-yo!
For example, if you snatch a dollar from a billionaire, let alone a dollar, it means 100 yuan, 1000 yuan, 1 yuan...that is nothing!
but there is another sentence
The face I lost can't be settled so simply!I can give you 1000 yuan, 1 yuan, it's nothing, but if I don't give it, you can't grab it!Even if it's...a dollar!
The clerks of Bai's Group are powerful, so the robbers are naturally incapable of taking them hostage.Only by relying on the deterrence of human bombs can they be deterred.
You have such a good job, not to mention the salary, the benefits are so good, and such a bright future, there is no need to die with us!
Right, there are only a few elves, nothing compared to your vast future.This is an unexpected incident, and the Bai Group will not blame you for it. Quickly, give us the elf!
The gangster thought so, but the clerk received instructions from his superiors.
"The headquarters has learned about your situation, please quickly get the elf-Bricaron from the vending machine, you will not be afraid of explosions!"
Bricaron's special skill: Putting his fists together in front of his face and posing in a defensive posture, he can even withstand the direct bombing of bombs!
The clerks immediately followed suit. The robber was very emotionally unstable. If his mind froze, wouldn't they be buried with him in vain?
Taking a bomb to rob our Bai Group is really Lu Ban's big knife in front of the door. Do you know who started the elf explosion?
When it comes to explosions, our boss is the originator!
Anti-explosion, we are also top-notch!
"What are you doing! Don't come here! Don't come here!"
The staff of Bai's Group summoned Brikalons and hid behind them. Several other Brikarons moved forward step by step, surrounded by them, and surrounded the robbers.
"Ah~ why, I want a few elves, and you are not even willing to give me a few elves!
If I fall into the hands of your Bai family group, I must have nothing good to eat. Instead of this, it's better..."
Seeing Bricaron approaching, the gangsters first hissed and howled, then calmed down and detonated the bomb!
Boom~
……To be continued
(End of this chapter)
"Recently, there are very few missing persons!"
"Yeah, thanks to the boss's idea, after the trainer asks for help, he has to smell his fart for several hours before he can be rescued! You don't think the trainers are willing to disappear!"
"That's right, these guys are finally being honest. You know, we haven't had a vacation for several months because of these guys. If this continues, I will have to consider whether to change jobs!"
It is rare for the agents of the Seminary Bureau to sit idle and get together to chat.
The launch of the skunk poof kills two birds with one stone. Trainers can call for help if lost, but correspondingly, they have to endure the stinky attack for several hours.
After a few downs, no trainer could bear it anymore.They started teaming up again.
What?Is it okay not to bring it if it smells bad?
Brother, you try to drive without a driver's license?
It's okay if nothing happens, something happens...
hum~
The alliance stipulates that if a skunk poof is lost and rescue is difficult, even if it is found safe and sound, it will have to accept a huge fine.
Why are the trainers so desperate?
Isn't it just for the money?
How can they live with such a penalty!
Be on the safe side, don't kill yourself alone, let's form a team!It's always different to have someone look after each other.
In this way, the loss rate is greatly reduced.The Seminary Bureau finally got out of this quagmire.You don't have to find someone every day.
The situation on the Arctic Glacier has improved, but the local area of the alliance has undergone tremendous changes!
Originally, the Arctic Glacier Development Alliance invested a lot of manpower and material resources, and recently because of the "missing persons" incident, many staff members were transferred from the mainland to join the search team.
No, the law and order in the local area is a bit low.
The tiger is not on the mountain, but the monkey is called the king.
In just a few days, there have been several attacks, the main destination - the bank!
It's all about money!
Who says money isn't everything?
time?space?life?
The three elves, Dialga, Palkia, and Xernias, expressed their gratitude!
Bring back to life?
Phoenix King: Have you heard of the Three Holy Beasts?Come on, the oil is poured, light the match in your hand, you are the fourth holy beast!
cough~
Of course, this is just a joke, for example.
However, with money, many things can really be done, especially after the emergence of the Bai Clan Group, the Bai Clan Elf has become the representative of omnipotence!
"Back back, everyone back up!"
At a certain crime scene, black stockings, machetes, and grenades hung on their chests. This standard attire showed their identities—robbers!
Hmm~ Although there is a slight shortage of manpower, the ability to block such robbers is still there.
However, the robbers have also learned.
Inspired by the naughty egg's "[-]-[-] split", they also developed their own method.
Don't you see, in how many movies and TV dramas, the protagonist is wrapped in explosives, enters and leaves the enemy's camp, and comes and goes freely among thousands of troops.
Let him point a thousand guns at him, and he is also eloquent. After playing around, he laughed and left.
Why are they so capricious?
Not because of the bundle of explosives on his body.
Let me go, everyone is happy, don't let me go, come on, let's ascend to heaven together, I will exchange all of you so much, it's worth it!
I have to say that there is some truth to the saying that film and television originate from life.
Look, this group of people has fierce faces right now... Uh, you can't tell even if you cover your face, but their temperament should be right.
These robbers invented the technique of human bombing, and they have no fear of chasing them with a bundle of explosives!
So what if your furball finds us?So what if your Snorkel caught up with us?Do you dare to come forward?
As for the question of escape?
Don't be afraid, they have prepared a perfect plan!
Every time they negotiate terms, in addition to money and transportation, the robbers will ask for one more thing-octopus bucket ink.
This is something that can make the elves lose their sense of smell, so they can escape safely.
Well, it's the fault of Bai's Group again. You said you have nothing to get out of the octopus barrel. They have hostages and explosives. What can we do?
A cauldron fell from the sky, but Bai Ye would not accept it.It's not a turtle, what kind of shell is it carrying!
[Ding~Trigger task: The person who tied the bell is needed to untie the bell! 】
[Mission introduction: There are smart writers in the world, who can draw inferences from one example, and there are also treacherous people who do not do their jobs properly.Nowadays, someone is using the elf props you got to do evil. As an official, you should stop this behavior and send them to where they should go! 】
[Task requirements: arrest a total of 2333 robbers, and ensure that there is no similar incident in the alliance within one month]
[Task Reward: Unlock a new kind of elf]
[Quest Exclusive Spirit: Bricaron]
The system couldn't stand it and gave him an assist. Wouldn't it be unreasonable for Bai Ye not to make any moves.
What's more...
"Root, hand over all the elves in the store!"
Well, maybe the successive successes made these guys taste the sweetness, and they became more and more courageous, and they even robbed the property under his Bai Group.
It’s tolerable, it’s unbearable!
"Don't move, we don't want much, according to the list, put the elf ball in the bag and throw it over!"
These days, no one is ashamed to be a robber without any education.
They also know the horror of Bai's Group, and they don't dare to grab too much, as long as they have enough.
It's okay in their hearts, your Bai Group is so rich, what we snatched from you is a yo-yo!
For example, if you snatch a dollar from a billionaire, let alone a dollar, it means 100 yuan, 1000 yuan, 1 yuan...that is nothing!
but there is another sentence
The face I lost can't be settled so simply!I can give you 1000 yuan, 1 yuan, it's nothing, but if I don't give it, you can't grab it!Even if it's...a dollar!
The clerks of Bai's Group are powerful, so the robbers are naturally incapable of taking them hostage.Only by relying on the deterrence of human bombs can they be deterred.
You have such a good job, not to mention the salary, the benefits are so good, and such a bright future, there is no need to die with us!
Right, there are only a few elves, nothing compared to your vast future.This is an unexpected incident, and the Bai Group will not blame you for it. Quickly, give us the elf!
The gangster thought so, but the clerk received instructions from his superiors.
"The headquarters has learned about your situation, please quickly get the elf-Bricaron from the vending machine, you will not be afraid of explosions!"
Bricaron's special skill: Putting his fists together in front of his face and posing in a defensive posture, he can even withstand the direct bombing of bombs!
The clerks immediately followed suit. The robber was very emotionally unstable. If his mind froze, wouldn't they be buried with him in vain?
Taking a bomb to rob our Bai Group is really Lu Ban's big knife in front of the door. Do you know who started the elf explosion?
When it comes to explosions, our boss is the originator!
Anti-explosion, we are also top-notch!
"What are you doing! Don't come here! Don't come here!"
The staff of Bai's Group summoned Brikalons and hid behind them. Several other Brikarons moved forward step by step, surrounded by them, and surrounded the robbers.
"Ah~ why, I want a few elves, and you are not even willing to give me a few elves!
If I fall into the hands of your Bai family group, I must have nothing good to eat. Instead of this, it's better..."
Seeing Bricaron approaching, the gangsters first hissed and howled, then calmed down and detonated the bomb!
Boom~
……To be continued
(End of this chapter)
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