Chapter 162
"Ahh~Ahh~"
Bai Ye has been sneezing for the past few days. Everyone knows that this is not a common cold, but a mysterious force from somewhere!Commonly known as - curse!
Because of the "Eight Great Secret Scrolls of the Common Language of the Elven", Bai Ye became the most unpopular person, bar none!
In the middle of the night, countless Qianqian students were scribbling on a certain "secret scroll", their eyes were bloodshot, and they bit the penholder with their mouths from time to time, as if it was Bai Ye's body!
"You at least have a normal difficulty! This one is hell-level, who can stand it!"
Today, the highest score in the elf language still does not exceed single digits. Every time you take an exam, everyone can only rely on the mysterious power in the dark, praying for a few points in the multiple-choice questions.For the rest, forget about it!
Heavenly book, absolute heavenly book!
Of course, the high-level trainers' resistance to Bai Ye is also automatically eliminated. After all, this common language of elves is only applicable to the elves of the Bai clan, and they spend a lot of money to "learn" this language, not just for decoration!
"I can't learn it! I can't learn it at all!"
"This is a fake textbook! Absolutely! He just wants to trick us into buying it!"
"Protest! Serious protest!"
There are hundreds of millions of students in the Yangyang League, and none of them has scored more than ten points. This is a great shame!
Many students protested. They did not doubt the practicality of the common language of elves. After all, so many famous trainers have come forward to testify, so it should be true.They doubt the authenticity of this teaching material!
How could it be so difficult!How could I be so stupid!
Impossible, absolutely impossible!
In the face of these complaints, Zhao Hai can not turn a blind eye.Just in time, let's take this opportunity to find out what Boss Bai is saying, and see if he can lower the study fee.In other words, come up with more "easy to learn" textbooks.
He always suspects that this textbook may only be the first edition, so there are so many and so complicated!
There must be a hardcover version in Baiye!
[Ding ~ special task - the power of role models]
[Task introduction: People are always looking for various reasons for their failures, and now, they actually doubt the authenticity of the products of the assassination system!It is tolerable, you cannot bear it!Go ahead and make a name for yourself!Show them that their efforts are worth nothing compared to the elves! 】
[Task Requirement: Hold a live lecture, and the lecture instructor will be provided by the system! 】
[Quest Reward: Unknown]
[Mission punishment: deprive the host of language ability! 】
white night:………
Too cruel!Make me dumb if I can't complete the task?
no!Absolutely not!
Bai Ye hurriedly contacted Shen Mengqi to start the live broadcast. At the same time, he was also very curious about who is the mentor provided by the system!
Could it be the inventor of this machine?
Now that the nonsense of time travel has been realized, parallel worlds are not unacceptable.Maybe it's a researcher in a technologically advanced world!
Oh~ It seems that I finally have a companion!
Poor brother, I sympathize with what happened to you, but I am very happy!
Forgive me, this is not gloating really not!
[The general lecture hall of Elvish language will start tomorrow, at [-]:[-] tomorrow, we will wait for you! 】
Baikan APP released an announcement, and in an instant, the number of user registrations for Baikan APP climbed a lot.
Speak Elven Common?I want to see what you say!
"Boss, what does that expert like, do you want us to prepare it?"
Shen Mengqi also admired this mysterious expert.Being able to understand Elven language is simply a peerless genius!
I didn't see that the hundreds of millions of students in the alliance didn't understand the textbooks they researched, but they started from scratch!
Probably an old man with gray hair!You have to do a good job in logistics support.Elderly people are getting older, and their health is important!
At nine o'clock the next day, everything was silent.There are no pedestrians even on the street.
Everyone sits in front of the computer, or turns on their communicator, clicks on the live broadcast room, and waits for the mysterious lecturer to appear!
"System! System! Where's the person! Where's the lecturer!"
Bai Ye called the system, and he couldn't wait to see this "fellow man".
[Ding ~ Talking Meow Meow has been released! 】
white night:………
"Talking Meow? Why doesn't that sound like a personal name?"
"Meow~ are you looking for me?"
A meow startled Bai Ye.
"Who? Who!"
"I'm here!"
"Huh? Don't play tricks, come out!"
"Look down!"
Bai Ye saw a cat!To be precise, it has always been a cat elf!
"Just now, were you talking?!"
"That's right! Meow~"
"You are the lecturer?"
"That's it! Meow~"
Bai Ye felt that his world view had been greatly impacted, and it was not too far from collapse.If it was a parrot, he would bear it!But it turned out to be a cat!
"Ahem~Professor Mao, please, the live broadcast room is ready!"
"No problem, meow~ that's right! Prepare some fish for me, meow~"
white night:………
Well, since there is no hallucination, this is indeed a cat!
"Meng Qi, prepare some fish!"
"Huh? Boss, is it okay for the old professor to eat such greasy food?"
"No problem! This professor...is quite special!"
It's called a beast!
"Peiqian, hurry up and customize a suit for me!"
Fortunately, Peiqian opened up the elf clothing industry, and soon, a professional tailor fitted Miaomiao with a suit and a pair of small glasses, which looked like the same thing!
"Okay, cat called beast, please!"
"Okay~ Meow! Remember, the fish should be medium rare! Sashimi is the best!"
white night:………
"I know that one meets your requirements!"
These days, cats have become refined!
Bai Ye rubbed his eyes, feeling that his world view had been refreshed.
"Come here! The professor is here!"
"Huh? This professor, why does he seem a little short!"
"Fuck! This guy is not a person at all!"
.........
As soon as Miao Miao appeared on the stage, the barrage instantly filled the screen.
"Good morning, audience friends! Meow~"
Crowd: ......
Am I hallucinating?It must be because I stayed up too long yesterday learning Elvish language!must!
"Have you had breakfast? Meow~, I strongly recommend eating salmon, meow~"
Everyone: emm
Well, I am not hallucinating!It appears to be true!A cat and it talked!
A cat can learn human language, but we can't learn Elvish language. Could it be that we are not as good as a cat?
Like White Night, the worldview of these trainers has been challenged.
Outside the live broadcast room, Bai Ye couldn't help covering his forehead when he heard Miao Miao's words.This is to imply to myself that it didn't eat breakfast and needs salmon!
"Quick! Serve the fish to Mao Ming Beast!"
"Ah? Oh~, boss, I'll go right away!"
Shen Mengqi was also stunned, she couldn't figure out that this so-called "beast" was actually a cat!
That's right, only elves can understand elves!It's normal that the one who developed Elvish language was a cat!
So, how did it learn to speak the human language?
No matter how doubtful the trainers are about life, Miaomiao who got the sashimi is obviously very happy, and the lecture officially started!
"Meow~ (two beeps), this is a very good meaning!"
"Meow~ (four beeps), this means being angry!"
"Meow~ (Three beeps), why are you all silent?"
Crowd: ......
Sorry, we sound the same!
What's more, some trainers have captured their cat sprites and tossed them a dictionary.
"Come on, learn from me! One!"
"Meow?"
I am not a human, you are a real dog!
(End of this chapter)
"Ahh~Ahh~"
Bai Ye has been sneezing for the past few days. Everyone knows that this is not a common cold, but a mysterious force from somewhere!Commonly known as - curse!
Because of the "Eight Great Secret Scrolls of the Common Language of the Elven", Bai Ye became the most unpopular person, bar none!
In the middle of the night, countless Qianqian students were scribbling on a certain "secret scroll", their eyes were bloodshot, and they bit the penholder with their mouths from time to time, as if it was Bai Ye's body!
"You at least have a normal difficulty! This one is hell-level, who can stand it!"
Today, the highest score in the elf language still does not exceed single digits. Every time you take an exam, everyone can only rely on the mysterious power in the dark, praying for a few points in the multiple-choice questions.For the rest, forget about it!
Heavenly book, absolute heavenly book!
Of course, the high-level trainers' resistance to Bai Ye is also automatically eliminated. After all, this common language of elves is only applicable to the elves of the Bai clan, and they spend a lot of money to "learn" this language, not just for decoration!
"I can't learn it! I can't learn it at all!"
"This is a fake textbook! Absolutely! He just wants to trick us into buying it!"
"Protest! Serious protest!"
There are hundreds of millions of students in the Yangyang League, and none of them has scored more than ten points. This is a great shame!
Many students protested. They did not doubt the practicality of the common language of elves. After all, so many famous trainers have come forward to testify, so it should be true.They doubt the authenticity of this teaching material!
How could it be so difficult!How could I be so stupid!
Impossible, absolutely impossible!
In the face of these complaints, Zhao Hai can not turn a blind eye.Just in time, let's take this opportunity to find out what Boss Bai is saying, and see if he can lower the study fee.In other words, come up with more "easy to learn" textbooks.
He always suspects that this textbook may only be the first edition, so there are so many and so complicated!
There must be a hardcover version in Baiye!
[Ding ~ special task - the power of role models]
[Task introduction: People are always looking for various reasons for their failures, and now, they actually doubt the authenticity of the products of the assassination system!It is tolerable, you cannot bear it!Go ahead and make a name for yourself!Show them that their efforts are worth nothing compared to the elves! 】
[Task Requirement: Hold a live lecture, and the lecture instructor will be provided by the system! 】
[Quest Reward: Unknown]
[Mission punishment: deprive the host of language ability! 】
white night:………
Too cruel!Make me dumb if I can't complete the task?
no!Absolutely not!
Bai Ye hurriedly contacted Shen Mengqi to start the live broadcast. At the same time, he was also very curious about who is the mentor provided by the system!
Could it be the inventor of this machine?
Now that the nonsense of time travel has been realized, parallel worlds are not unacceptable.Maybe it's a researcher in a technologically advanced world!
Oh~ It seems that I finally have a companion!
Poor brother, I sympathize with what happened to you, but I am very happy!
Forgive me, this is not gloating really not!
[The general lecture hall of Elvish language will start tomorrow, at [-]:[-] tomorrow, we will wait for you! 】
Baikan APP released an announcement, and in an instant, the number of user registrations for Baikan APP climbed a lot.
Speak Elven Common?I want to see what you say!
"Boss, what does that expert like, do you want us to prepare it?"
Shen Mengqi also admired this mysterious expert.Being able to understand Elven language is simply a peerless genius!
I didn't see that the hundreds of millions of students in the alliance didn't understand the textbooks they researched, but they started from scratch!
Probably an old man with gray hair!You have to do a good job in logistics support.Elderly people are getting older, and their health is important!
At nine o'clock the next day, everything was silent.There are no pedestrians even on the street.
Everyone sits in front of the computer, or turns on their communicator, clicks on the live broadcast room, and waits for the mysterious lecturer to appear!
"System! System! Where's the person! Where's the lecturer!"
Bai Ye called the system, and he couldn't wait to see this "fellow man".
[Ding ~ Talking Meow Meow has been released! 】
white night:………
"Talking Meow? Why doesn't that sound like a personal name?"
"Meow~ are you looking for me?"
A meow startled Bai Ye.
"Who? Who!"
"I'm here!"
"Huh? Don't play tricks, come out!"
"Look down!"
Bai Ye saw a cat!To be precise, it has always been a cat elf!
"Just now, were you talking?!"
"That's right! Meow~"
"You are the lecturer?"
"That's it! Meow~"
Bai Ye felt that his world view had been greatly impacted, and it was not too far from collapse.If it was a parrot, he would bear it!But it turned out to be a cat!
"Ahem~Professor Mao, please, the live broadcast room is ready!"
"No problem, meow~ that's right! Prepare some fish for me, meow~"
white night:………
Well, since there is no hallucination, this is indeed a cat!
"Meng Qi, prepare some fish!"
"Huh? Boss, is it okay for the old professor to eat such greasy food?"
"No problem! This professor...is quite special!"
It's called a beast!
"Peiqian, hurry up and customize a suit for me!"
Fortunately, Peiqian opened up the elf clothing industry, and soon, a professional tailor fitted Miaomiao with a suit and a pair of small glasses, which looked like the same thing!
"Okay, cat called beast, please!"
"Okay~ Meow! Remember, the fish should be medium rare! Sashimi is the best!"
white night:………
"I know that one meets your requirements!"
These days, cats have become refined!
Bai Ye rubbed his eyes, feeling that his world view had been refreshed.
"Come here! The professor is here!"
"Huh? This professor, why does he seem a little short!"
"Fuck! This guy is not a person at all!"
.........
As soon as Miao Miao appeared on the stage, the barrage instantly filled the screen.
"Good morning, audience friends! Meow~"
Crowd: ......
Am I hallucinating?It must be because I stayed up too long yesterday learning Elvish language!must!
"Have you had breakfast? Meow~, I strongly recommend eating salmon, meow~"
Everyone: emm
Well, I am not hallucinating!It appears to be true!A cat and it talked!
A cat can learn human language, but we can't learn Elvish language. Could it be that we are not as good as a cat?
Like White Night, the worldview of these trainers has been challenged.
Outside the live broadcast room, Bai Ye couldn't help covering his forehead when he heard Miao Miao's words.This is to imply to myself that it didn't eat breakfast and needs salmon!
"Quick! Serve the fish to Mao Ming Beast!"
"Ah? Oh~, boss, I'll go right away!"
Shen Mengqi was also stunned, she couldn't figure out that this so-called "beast" was actually a cat!
That's right, only elves can understand elves!It's normal that the one who developed Elvish language was a cat!
So, how did it learn to speak the human language?
No matter how doubtful the trainers are about life, Miaomiao who got the sashimi is obviously very happy, and the lecture officially started!
"Meow~ (two beeps), this is a very good meaning!"
"Meow~ (four beeps), this means being angry!"
"Meow~ (Three beeps), why are you all silent?"
Crowd: ......
Sorry, we sound the same!
What's more, some trainers have captured their cat sprites and tossed them a dictionary.
"Come on, learn from me! One!"
"Meow?"
I am not a human, you are a real dog!
(End of this chapter)
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