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Chapter 299 299. Wombat 2

Chapter 299 299. Wombat 2
Listening to Su Yun mentioning the wombat's nickname, the audience in the live broadcast room were stunned for a moment, and then the screen was full of question marks.

[Thunderbolt Bear Fart Skull Splitting Machine?What is this? 】

[Laughing, this nickname is too domineering]

Su Yun smiled, and continued, "Of course, it can also be called Grassland Cracker."

Just as he was talking, he saw the tiger weasel move. He saw the tiger weasel tentatively stretched out his paws and put his paws on the opponent's buttocks and pressed it, and then slapped it violently. The wombat that was struck did not move at all, as if it had no feeling at all.

Putting its forelimbs on the wombat's buttocks, the tiger weasel began to look for a gap to get to the front, but the result was very disappointing. The wombat's buttocks blocked the hole too tightly.

"The tiger and weasel are going to be in trouble." Su Yun said, looking at the tiger and weasel standing on the wombat's butt.

As soon as the voice fell, the silent wombat suddenly moved. I saw the other party's hind legs hidden under the butt kicked the ground, and the fat and hard buttocks suddenly lifted up. The next moment, standing on the wombat The wombat, which was poking its neck out of the bear's buttocks and looking carefully for the gap, was instantly slapped heavily on the jaw by the buttocks, and then pushed to the top of the soil hole.

The skull makes contact with the earth, and the results speak for themselves.

There was a bang, and Su Yun, who was squatting beside the cave, could see a burst of smoke and dust being blown out of the cave by the sound.

The wombat didn't seem to be at ease yet. Before it could retract its buttocks, the wombat launched another attack. After another firecracker-like explosion came from the cave, the cave was completely quiet, and the tiger and weasel were also quiet. Lying on the spot, the affinity on his body quickly dimmed, and after a while, the affinity disappeared.

Su Yun was silent. He had foreseen this result a long time ago. After all, the Grass Skullsplitter is not just for fun.

【Holy shit!what happened?Is this a butt attack? 】

【I understand!It turns out that this is what the Thunderbolt Bear Fart Skull Cracker means, which is to smash the enemy's head into pieces with its butt! 】

[This tiger weasel must have been knocked to death, so I didn’t move him anymore, and the wombat’s butt is as hard as a steel plate, and the hardness of the ground is also not bad, being sandwiched between these two hard things, Definitely won't survive]

Su Yun quickly approached the position of affinity, and then quickly used a dagger to quickly dig above the soil movement. In the blink of an eye, he dug through the earth pit, stretched his hand in and pulled out the inner wall of the earth hole, and lifted it forcefully, directly opening the earth pit into a big hole .

Bringing out the dead tiger weasel, Su Yun put it on the ground.

The parrot was startled, jumped to the ground and said quickly, "Is this dead? What's going on?"

Su Yun responded, "If you attack others, you must be prepared to be fought back. Obviously, he wanted to hunt and kill the prey, but was killed by the counterattack of the prey."

After a pause, Su Yun said, "We met argali when we were in Mongolia before. At that time, I also introduced that there are gaps in the head bones of argali, just like a helmet, so it is strong and crashworthy."

As he spoke, he pointed to the wombat that had a small half of its butt leaking out of the hole and said, "I just don't know if a wombat can crack the head of an argali."

"Speaking of the skull of the argali, here I have to introduce the head of the tiger weasel. Although there are no gaps like the skull of the argali, the skull of the tiger weasel is also extremely dense and hard. If it is just hit If you run immediately, you may not die, but..."

As he spoke, Su Yun stretched out his hand to pick the forelegs of the tiger weasel, only to see that the forelimbs were limp at this time, and the bones had already been shattered by the impact just now. In the first impact, when it hit the tiger weasel's skull, it also hit the forelimb."

"The forelimb was hit and the bones and tendons were severed, making it impossible to escape. Therefore, it was directly killed by the next wombat impact."

Seeing the tiger weasel bleeding from its seven orifices, Su Yun shook his head regretfully, honestly, just find a little mouse or a little lizard to eat, but he wants to provoke a wombat, the Tasmanian devil dare not provoke a wombat, why do you ?
After feeling sorry for the tiger weasel, Su Yun turned his eyes back to the wombat, squatting on the ground, Su Yun reached into the hole, patted the other's buttocks lightly and said, "Little brother, come out, let's chat! "

As he spoke, he directly stuffed his hand under the opponent's buttocks, grabbed the opponent's calf and pulled it out.

During the dragging process, the wombat was obviously unwilling to leave the cave. It grunted and clawed at the ground with its forelimbs, trying to prevent the fate of being dragged out.

Su Yun pulled the wombat out of the cave without any gentleness, then picked up the wombat's hind legs and hung it upside down in the air.

The wombat, which was struggling violently, suddenly saw Su Yun, and then saw the other party showing the blank expression just now, staring and saying "huh?" !voice of doubt!
[Oh my god, the old man's girlish heart! 】

[This sound is so sweet, so cute! 】

[This little thing is so fat, I found a problem, it seems that except for humans, no matter what animals are fat, they are cute. 】

[Get to know the palm-sized cockroach, do you still think it's cute?If it's cute, tell me your address and I'll mail it to you! 】

Su Yun put down the opponent, this little thing is really not afraid of people, especially when Su Yun was carrying it upside down in the air just now, when the opponent looked at him, the affinity increased a little, it was so silly and cute.

Without the slightest trace of birth, the wombat stretched out its hand to grab Su Yun's leg, raised its head to look at Su Yun, and begged for a hug.

Su Yun laughed, pinched the opponent's armpit and hugged him like a baby in his arms.

Reaching out to catch the wombat, Su Yun smiled and said, "How can I say this feeling? It has a plump feeling. Tsk tsk. You can imagine that a domestic pet pig, with its soft and comfortable hair, has a feeling that makes people feel happy even if they touch it." I want to touch it.”

"And have you noticed that wombats look very similar to groundhogs! This is simply a large groundhog, and the feel of that fat groundhog is the same as that of a wombat."

[Don't say it, don't say it, I'm so hungry! 】

[Every time I see an anchor making cute animals, I can’t help but want to take his place! 】

[Then what are you thinking every time the anchor is chased by a dangerous animal? 】

[I'm thinking about eating, I'll sit at that table! 】

Su Yun rolled his eyes, feeling uncomfortable if he didn't trouble him for a day.

Clearing his throat, Su Yun held the slightly plump wombat in his arms, then grabbed the other's fat buttocks and said, "Look at its face and eyes, it is very similar to a groundhog, and with its fat and round body, The name Doi Yuan is very suitable for it!"

With a chuckle, Su Yun said, "Then next, we will ask Dohiyuan to donate his body temporarily, and I will give you a popular science knowledge about wombats."

Clearing his throat, he said, "Do you know why a wombat's chrysanthemum can pull out square poop?"

(End of this chapter)

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