Fairy Noir Fantasy
Chapter 220 Oh, my fragile little shoulders
Chapter 220 Oh, my fragile little shoulders
"Yeah, um, I woke people up early in the morning... But I slept pretty well last night." Ibrahimovic yawned, and then scratched the base of his ears with his hind legs, "A miracle!"
It originally claimed that it would not do this action even if it died, but now it is very proficient.
It must have been practiced for a long time.
Ibrahimovic opened his eyes, saw Heiduo looking at it in shock, and frowned, "Why are you looking at me like that? Is there anything strange?"
"You..." Heiduo swallowed hard, "You can see for yourself, I'm not good at judging."
He picked up the mirror on the bedside and placed it in front of Ibrahimovic.
Ibrahimovic said disdainfully: "What can I do, can it be that I'm bald—oh my god!"
It yelled in panic, jumped up high, and then stepped back three or four steps in succession, with a terrified expression.
Why?
This is because, in the mirror in front of it, it is a combination of a fox and a rabbit with pitch-black fur, yellow circles on its limbs and forehead, yellow horizontal stripes on its ears and tail, and blood-red eyes.
In, evolved?
Can I evolve too?
Ibrahimovic, oh, Moon Ibrahimovic is full of disbelief, it never thought that it would one day evolve, and thought that it would stay in its original form for a lifetime, just like the partner Ibrahimovic in Go to Ibrahimovic.
Obviously it has basically never fought!
And more importantly.
What the hell is evolving in sleep!
Anyway, let me know and prepare me mentally!
Moon Ibrahimovic is full of resentment, and why does he not give others the right to choose, obviously it has better choices, such as Fairy Ibrahimovic and Ice Ibrahimovic, the appearance of these two is obviously higher than other brothers and sisters of the Ibrahimovic family.
A dog with a face like it must be going in a beautiful direction!
unfair!
Talk about evolution!The attribute also conflicted with a guy with a bad personality!
Thinking of the one in Yujian's house, Moon Ibrahimovic stuck out his tongue.
It's mad at it!
"Seriously, when did our intimacy reach 220?" Heiduo opened the panel of Moon Eevee that he hadn't seen for a long time.
There are so many moves on the move bar that are not inferior to Ibrahimovic that he is unable to complain, and the Aurora Curtain, which can only be opened in snowy weather, is enough to open casually.
It is a pity that the danger prediction is gone, but with the improvement of Heiduo's perception, there is no need for Eevee himself to warn.
Glancing at Moon Ibrahimovic, who had lost all hope, Heiduo comforted him: "Okay, it's done now, it's useless for you to worry about it any longer. You might as well think about something better—for example, you won't be afraid of attacks with superpower attributes!"
In the absence of the Miracle Eye, ordinary superpower attribute attacks cannot directly cause spiritual damage to Moon Eevee itself.
"And Moon Ibrahimovic's double defense is high, it's a meat!"
For a ghost like it, the damage-resistant Moon Eevee is perfect.
"Also, I don't know if you've noticed, you've lost weight!"
Yes, the third, and most important one.
Ibrahimovic, who was originally claimed by Heiduo to be at least [-] kilograms, has lost weight, and his bloated figure has become streamlined and graceful. The thick "scarf" is gone, and the belly that sticks to the ground is gone!
The fat woman has become a goddess!
Um, although this goddess looks fierce.
Moon Eevee's eyes shined, "Really? Am I losing weight?"
How many girls in the world don't care about their own weight? Moon Ibrahimovic was ridiculed by Heiduo a lot before. On the surface, a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, but he still feels uncomfortable in his heart.
Of course, if you don’t feel good, you don’t feel good, you have to keep eating.
"Look for yourself!" Hei Duo shook the mirror.
Moon Ibrahimovic took a closer look and found that he was indeed thinner, with a flat stomach, thin arms and legs, so thin that he could see the neck of the collarbone, and the fat on both sides of his face was gone!
"Hahahaha! No loss, no loss!"
The moon elf, who found that he lost weight without exercising, laughed.
Hei Duo also laughed twice, and then couldn't laugh anymore.
Because he knew that the moon elves did not lose weight.
In the league's database, Ibrahimovic's average weight is 7 kilograms, and Moon Ibrahimovic's average weight is 27 kilograms, with a gap of at least [-] kilograms.
What does this mean?It shows that Moon Ibrahimovic is many times bigger than Ibrahimovic!
Assuming that the original Ibrahimovic is a Chihuahua and a Spitz in size, then Moon Ibrahimovic is a Shiba Inu!
It is nearly one meter tall!
During the Ibrahimovic period, it could step on the backpack and lie on Heiduo's head or shoulders. During the Moon Ibrahimovic period... Hehehehe, Heiduo is still young, and he doesn't want to suffer from cervical spondylosis and frozen shoulder.
Moon Ibrahimovic over there also noticed this problem, "Why do I feel... No, I just got bigger! Heiduo! Bring the scale!"
"I don't think it's necessary—"
"I don't want you to think, I want me to think! Come on the scale!"
Heiduo really wants to say something about it, do you have a scale too?
But he knew that such things could not be concealed.
Thus, Moon Eevee stood on the iron scale that Heiduo specially bought for weighing.
The red pointer soared all the way.
"Grass! Not thin at all! Labor and capital are still heavy!" Moon Ibrahimovic cursed, and the pointer on the iron scale was set at around fifty.
The joy of becoming thinner suddenly dissipated completely, and the increased weight made Moon Ibrahimovic's mentality explode.
Heiduo remained silent, even a little autistic, and obediently burrowed, fifty kilograms!If this fucker stood for a long time, the shoulders of people would not be useless? !
Too much!unacceptable!
Moon Eevee projected his faint eyes on Heduo, "My dear Master Trainer?"
"...Ah?" Hei Duo looked at Moon Eevee's expression, showing a little empathy, but he was still very rigid on the surface, "Just talk about something, don't make it weird."
Moon Ibrahimovic curled his lips in dissatisfaction: "Although I have become bigger and heavier, you are still willing to carry me, right?"
I'm really afraid of what's coming!
"Let me jio, you have evolved, which means you have grown up, and your size, um! It's time to walk independently!" Heiduo said bravely, although Moon Eevee can open his shield to prevent others from succumbing to him, but it is heavy!Big!
The Ibrahimovic period was still tolerable, Moon Ibrahimovic... To be honest, he feels that his current slimness does not exceed the shelf life of two weeks.
After all, it does not exercise!It's strange not to be fat if you eat a lot!
Moon Ibrahimovic's face is gloomy, matching its ferocious face, it is truly frightening.In this way, the evolution is simply a big loss!
Zairou is safe by hiding beside Heiduo?Do not have to walk comfortably?
"Ahem! The deal is done, evolution has already evolved, and you can't degenerate, right? Just get used to it." Heiduo patted Moon Eevee's head compassionately, and was thrown away dissatisfied by it.
Our dear Moon Eevee has lost his temper.
Heiduo shrugged, there is no need to comfort the guy who is trying to be lazy, anyway, it will convince itself, "I went out for morning exercise, you stay in the room to get used to your new body, come back and let's have a little celebration."
It is not advisable to belittle blindly, and giving food rewards appropriately will bring it a good mood.
Ignoring the angry Moon Ibrahimovic, Heiduo put on his running shoes and went out.
The evolution of Moon Ibrahimovic is dispensable to him, even if it evolves into a beast, it is useless if it does not play.
The era of barbarism and ignorance where you kill me and you kill you has long passed. Except for the villains that must exist in every region, elf battles have become a kind of sports competition. What is advocated now is not the same as what was advocated in the past.
If someone wants to kill you with an elf, you can take out a gun and shoot him in the head, and then tell him loudly:
My lord, I have a bowel movement.
Human beings are faster than the speed of sound. During the period of taking out the poke ball and releasing the pokemon, McCree doesn't know how many six rounds he can hit on you!
Some people say that if you want to be strong, you have to fight and grab with blood and people.
It is said that civilians have no bright future and can only be suppressed for the rest of their lives, but is this really the case?
The elf world is so big, and there are countless elf trainers. The alliance keeps investing money in it in order to maintain stability and support. As long as these elf trainers are capable, they don't need to be the owner, four kings, or champions at all.
Stop the greed of raising a large number of elves, cultivate the idea of high-cost elves, how easy is it to live a happy life?
You don’t have to be the top to get ahead. There are only a few people sitting in that position in a region, and those who can’t do it don’t live?
It's all just an excuse to plunder and break rules and order.
Even if the laws are strict, only some extremely rare and almost extinct elves are strictly prohibited from being captured.
Why do you have to lock your eyes on the quasi-god?
Leave King, Desert Dragonfly, Nido King, Nido Queen, Guaili, Gengar, Gyarados, Boss Cordora, Magneto, Dragon Head Gopher, Rogue Crocodile, Sword Sword Monster, Armored Warrior.
No matter which one of the elves mentioned above is well-trained, it will not be worse than the quasi-god. To say that it is difficult for ordinary people to get ahead is simply to give themselves an excuse for breaking the law.
Not to mention there are other equally powerful elves.
If you really want quasi-gods, you can, build a good relationship with those hidden dragon people, and quasi-gods will come to you naturally.
By the way, neither Iron Dumbbell nor Kira is an endangered elf protected by law. One of them lives in Silver Mountain, and the other lives in various areas of Fangyuan. No one monopolizes them, and they can be captured as long as they have the ability.
Don't talk about Dawu, as the champion of Fangyuan, don't you have any courage?And people are stone fans, not iron dumbbell fans!Figure it out!
The Internet age is approaching, and knowledge will no longer be blocked or restricted for various reasons. Trainers and even other professions can be completely self-reliant, climb up on their own, work hard even if they can't become top trainers, how difficult is it to be a senior?
This is the same as taking the college entrance examination for an undergraduate degree.You didn't work hard in the college entrance examination, and you couldn't get through the back door. Blame the test questions given by the country for being too difficult?The law is too strict and there is no place to exploit loopholes?
What is this called?
This is called: I give you a chance and you are useless! (gritting teeth)
(End of this chapter)
"Yeah, um, I woke people up early in the morning... But I slept pretty well last night." Ibrahimovic yawned, and then scratched the base of his ears with his hind legs, "A miracle!"
It originally claimed that it would not do this action even if it died, but now it is very proficient.
It must have been practiced for a long time.
Ibrahimovic opened his eyes, saw Heiduo looking at it in shock, and frowned, "Why are you looking at me like that? Is there anything strange?"
"You..." Heiduo swallowed hard, "You can see for yourself, I'm not good at judging."
He picked up the mirror on the bedside and placed it in front of Ibrahimovic.
Ibrahimovic said disdainfully: "What can I do, can it be that I'm bald—oh my god!"
It yelled in panic, jumped up high, and then stepped back three or four steps in succession, with a terrified expression.
Why?
This is because, in the mirror in front of it, it is a combination of a fox and a rabbit with pitch-black fur, yellow circles on its limbs and forehead, yellow horizontal stripes on its ears and tail, and blood-red eyes.
In, evolved?
Can I evolve too?
Ibrahimovic, oh, Moon Ibrahimovic is full of disbelief, it never thought that it would one day evolve, and thought that it would stay in its original form for a lifetime, just like the partner Ibrahimovic in Go to Ibrahimovic.
Obviously it has basically never fought!
And more importantly.
What the hell is evolving in sleep!
Anyway, let me know and prepare me mentally!
Moon Ibrahimovic is full of resentment, and why does he not give others the right to choose, obviously it has better choices, such as Fairy Ibrahimovic and Ice Ibrahimovic, the appearance of these two is obviously higher than other brothers and sisters of the Ibrahimovic family.
A dog with a face like it must be going in a beautiful direction!
unfair!
Talk about evolution!The attribute also conflicted with a guy with a bad personality!
Thinking of the one in Yujian's house, Moon Ibrahimovic stuck out his tongue.
It's mad at it!
"Seriously, when did our intimacy reach 220?" Heiduo opened the panel of Moon Eevee that he hadn't seen for a long time.
There are so many moves on the move bar that are not inferior to Ibrahimovic that he is unable to complain, and the Aurora Curtain, which can only be opened in snowy weather, is enough to open casually.
It is a pity that the danger prediction is gone, but with the improvement of Heiduo's perception, there is no need for Eevee himself to warn.
Glancing at Moon Ibrahimovic, who had lost all hope, Heiduo comforted him: "Okay, it's done now, it's useless for you to worry about it any longer. You might as well think about something better—for example, you won't be afraid of attacks with superpower attributes!"
In the absence of the Miracle Eye, ordinary superpower attribute attacks cannot directly cause spiritual damage to Moon Eevee itself.
"And Moon Ibrahimovic's double defense is high, it's a meat!"
For a ghost like it, the damage-resistant Moon Eevee is perfect.
"Also, I don't know if you've noticed, you've lost weight!"
Yes, the third, and most important one.
Ibrahimovic, who was originally claimed by Heiduo to be at least [-] kilograms, has lost weight, and his bloated figure has become streamlined and graceful. The thick "scarf" is gone, and the belly that sticks to the ground is gone!
The fat woman has become a goddess!
Um, although this goddess looks fierce.
Moon Eevee's eyes shined, "Really? Am I losing weight?"
How many girls in the world don't care about their own weight? Moon Ibrahimovic was ridiculed by Heiduo a lot before. On the surface, a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, but he still feels uncomfortable in his heart.
Of course, if you don’t feel good, you don’t feel good, you have to keep eating.
"Look for yourself!" Hei Duo shook the mirror.
Moon Ibrahimovic took a closer look and found that he was indeed thinner, with a flat stomach, thin arms and legs, so thin that he could see the neck of the collarbone, and the fat on both sides of his face was gone!
"Hahahaha! No loss, no loss!"
The moon elf, who found that he lost weight without exercising, laughed.
Hei Duo also laughed twice, and then couldn't laugh anymore.
Because he knew that the moon elves did not lose weight.
In the league's database, Ibrahimovic's average weight is 7 kilograms, and Moon Ibrahimovic's average weight is 27 kilograms, with a gap of at least [-] kilograms.
What does this mean?It shows that Moon Ibrahimovic is many times bigger than Ibrahimovic!
Assuming that the original Ibrahimovic is a Chihuahua and a Spitz in size, then Moon Ibrahimovic is a Shiba Inu!
It is nearly one meter tall!
During the Ibrahimovic period, it could step on the backpack and lie on Heiduo's head or shoulders. During the Moon Ibrahimovic period... Hehehehe, Heiduo is still young, and he doesn't want to suffer from cervical spondylosis and frozen shoulder.
Moon Ibrahimovic over there also noticed this problem, "Why do I feel... No, I just got bigger! Heiduo! Bring the scale!"
"I don't think it's necessary—"
"I don't want you to think, I want me to think! Come on the scale!"
Heiduo really wants to say something about it, do you have a scale too?
But he knew that such things could not be concealed.
Thus, Moon Eevee stood on the iron scale that Heiduo specially bought for weighing.
The red pointer soared all the way.
"Grass! Not thin at all! Labor and capital are still heavy!" Moon Ibrahimovic cursed, and the pointer on the iron scale was set at around fifty.
The joy of becoming thinner suddenly dissipated completely, and the increased weight made Moon Ibrahimovic's mentality explode.
Heiduo remained silent, even a little autistic, and obediently burrowed, fifty kilograms!If this fucker stood for a long time, the shoulders of people would not be useless? !
Too much!unacceptable!
Moon Eevee projected his faint eyes on Heduo, "My dear Master Trainer?"
"...Ah?" Hei Duo looked at Moon Eevee's expression, showing a little empathy, but he was still very rigid on the surface, "Just talk about something, don't make it weird."
Moon Ibrahimovic curled his lips in dissatisfaction: "Although I have become bigger and heavier, you are still willing to carry me, right?"
I'm really afraid of what's coming!
"Let me jio, you have evolved, which means you have grown up, and your size, um! It's time to walk independently!" Heiduo said bravely, although Moon Eevee can open his shield to prevent others from succumbing to him, but it is heavy!Big!
The Ibrahimovic period was still tolerable, Moon Ibrahimovic... To be honest, he feels that his current slimness does not exceed the shelf life of two weeks.
After all, it does not exercise!It's strange not to be fat if you eat a lot!
Moon Ibrahimovic's face is gloomy, matching its ferocious face, it is truly frightening.In this way, the evolution is simply a big loss!
Zairou is safe by hiding beside Heiduo?Do not have to walk comfortably?
"Ahem! The deal is done, evolution has already evolved, and you can't degenerate, right? Just get used to it." Heiduo patted Moon Eevee's head compassionately, and was thrown away dissatisfied by it.
Our dear Moon Eevee has lost his temper.
Heiduo shrugged, there is no need to comfort the guy who is trying to be lazy, anyway, it will convince itself, "I went out for morning exercise, you stay in the room to get used to your new body, come back and let's have a little celebration."
It is not advisable to belittle blindly, and giving food rewards appropriately will bring it a good mood.
Ignoring the angry Moon Ibrahimovic, Heiduo put on his running shoes and went out.
The evolution of Moon Ibrahimovic is dispensable to him, even if it evolves into a beast, it is useless if it does not play.
The era of barbarism and ignorance where you kill me and you kill you has long passed. Except for the villains that must exist in every region, elf battles have become a kind of sports competition. What is advocated now is not the same as what was advocated in the past.
If someone wants to kill you with an elf, you can take out a gun and shoot him in the head, and then tell him loudly:
My lord, I have a bowel movement.
Human beings are faster than the speed of sound. During the period of taking out the poke ball and releasing the pokemon, McCree doesn't know how many six rounds he can hit on you!
Some people say that if you want to be strong, you have to fight and grab with blood and people.
It is said that civilians have no bright future and can only be suppressed for the rest of their lives, but is this really the case?
The elf world is so big, and there are countless elf trainers. The alliance keeps investing money in it in order to maintain stability and support. As long as these elf trainers are capable, they don't need to be the owner, four kings, or champions at all.
Stop the greed of raising a large number of elves, cultivate the idea of high-cost elves, how easy is it to live a happy life?
You don’t have to be the top to get ahead. There are only a few people sitting in that position in a region, and those who can’t do it don’t live?
It's all just an excuse to plunder and break rules and order.
Even if the laws are strict, only some extremely rare and almost extinct elves are strictly prohibited from being captured.
Why do you have to lock your eyes on the quasi-god?
Leave King, Desert Dragonfly, Nido King, Nido Queen, Guaili, Gengar, Gyarados, Boss Cordora, Magneto, Dragon Head Gopher, Rogue Crocodile, Sword Sword Monster, Armored Warrior.
No matter which one of the elves mentioned above is well-trained, it will not be worse than the quasi-god. To say that it is difficult for ordinary people to get ahead is simply to give themselves an excuse for breaking the law.
Not to mention there are other equally powerful elves.
If you really want quasi-gods, you can, build a good relationship with those hidden dragon people, and quasi-gods will come to you naturally.
By the way, neither Iron Dumbbell nor Kira is an endangered elf protected by law. One of them lives in Silver Mountain, and the other lives in various areas of Fangyuan. No one monopolizes them, and they can be captured as long as they have the ability.
Don't talk about Dawu, as the champion of Fangyuan, don't you have any courage?And people are stone fans, not iron dumbbell fans!Figure it out!
The Internet age is approaching, and knowledge will no longer be blocked or restricted for various reasons. Trainers and even other professions can be completely self-reliant, climb up on their own, work hard even if they can't become top trainers, how difficult is it to be a senior?
This is the same as taking the college entrance examination for an undergraduate degree.You didn't work hard in the college entrance examination, and you couldn't get through the back door. Blame the test questions given by the country for being too difficult?The law is too strict and there is no place to exploit loopholes?
What is this called?
This is called: I give you a chance and you are useless! (gritting teeth)
(End of this chapter)
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