Zombieland: I am a Coffinmaker

Chapter 33 Master Uncle, It's Out!
"not good!"

Su Muchen thumped in his heart, and immediately rushed to the black coffin, only to find that Zhang Youdao was hugging his thigh tightly, and he was so angry that he wanted to kick Zhang Youdao to death.

"Qiu Sheng, hurry up and open the shop."

He was hugged by Zhang Youdao, unable to escape for the time being, and had to let Qiusheng do it himself!

"Ok!"

Qiu Sheng also wished he could kill Zhang Youdao with a shovel.

At this time, he is still riding on his horse to protect the infant in the coffin, what a bastard!
"I, my... child, finally, finally... will be born!"

The woman's deep and hoarse voice kept coming out of the coffin, which made Qiu Sheng's heart shudder.

"Mad, fight"

Qiu Sheng endured the horror in his heart, gritted his teeth, raised the shovel, inserted it into the crack of the coffin, and pried it down hard.

I have to use all my milking strength, but I can't pry it open.

"Uncle, you can't pry it open!"

Qiu Sheng saw that the shovel was deformed, but the coffin lid did not move at all, so he turned to Su Muchen, hoping for his advice.

"pissing on the coffin"

Su Muchen shouted angrily.

"Forehead"

Qiu Sheng's expression was blank, his mouth opened wide, and he said, "Uncle Shi, it's time here, can we be more serious!"

"Nima."

Su Muchen was so angry at Qiu Sheng's stupid words that he almost vomited blood. He was so depressed that he cursed angrily:
"You are riding a horse and a pig's brain!

The lid of the coffin is sucked by the evil spirit, you have not lost your vital yang, the yang energy in your urine has a restraining effect on it.”

Every monk knows this kind of common sense, but Qiu Sheng doesn't know it, it's amazing.

"Oh"

Qiu Sheng suddenly said: "So that's the case! I thought you were."

Before the words were finished, he immediately swallowed them back.

He was afraid that if he said the following words, Su Muchen would be beaten violently.

However, peeing in front of Zhang Xiaofang’s coffin is still a bit embarrassing!
But we also know the function of "child urine" to break evil spirits.

"Uncle, turn around and don't look."

Qiu Sheng sneered, then turned his back to Su Muchen, and began to connect the belt.

then
pee~
A string of 37.3 yellow liquid was sprinkled on the black coffin, and white smoke suddenly rose, like water droplets falling into a tumbling oil pan.

boom!
A loud bang!
The coffin board suddenly bounced up and smashed towards Qiusheng.

"Fuck."

Qiu Sheng trembled with fright.

Before he could lift his pants, he turned and ran.

As a result, his pants caught on his thighs and he fell straight to the ground.

Just dodged the coffin board that hit him from behind!

boom!
A loud bang.

The coffin board broke the pillars of the coffin shed, fell outside the yard, and fell to pieces.

"open!"

Seeing the evil spirit and sharp screams coming out of the black coffin, Su Muchen stopped being polite to Zhang Youdao, raised his right foot and kicked Zhang Youdao in the stomach. The pain caused him to subconsciously loosen his arms.

"Don't lie on the ground and pretend to be dead, come and help!"

While Su Muchen rushed towards the black coffin, he called out to Qiu Sheng who was pulling up his trousers.

"Yes!"

Qiu Sheng quickly put on his belt and rushed towards the black coffin.

Su Muchen came to the front of the black coffin, looked at Zhang Xiaofang, whose eyes were white and screamed while clutching his stomach in pain, his expression changed.

This belly is terrifyingly big, the contents inside are constantly surging, as if it is about to burst open at any time.

"It's formed!"

Su Muchen took out a "Corpse Suppressing Talisman" drawn earlier, and immediately pasted it on Zhang Xiaofang's forehead.

hum!
Blue light flashed.

Zhang Xiaofang stopped moving immediately!

But the things in her stomach were still squirming, and she was not affected by the "Corpse Suppression Talisman" at all!

"Uncle Master, the Corpse Suppression Talisman has no effect on it, it's still moving."

Qiu Sheng trembled with fright and said anxiously.

“This thing is even more powerful than imagined!
There's no other way, I can only."

Su Muchen pointed to the shovel on the ground and said, "Give it to me."

"Oh!" Qiu Sheng understood what Su Muchen meant, and before Yingsha was officially born, he violently slapped him to death.

Save it and come out to harm people!
"Give!"

Qiu Sheng picked up the bent shovel and handed it to Su Muchen.

"Go to hell!" Su Muchen took the shovel, aimed at Zhang Xiaofang's surging stomach and slapped it hard.

"Don't hurt my grandson!"

At this moment, Zhang Youdao ran over and knocked Su Muchen staggeringly, the shovel lost its aim and hit the coffin board!
Click!

The coffin board, which was still extremely hard before, was smashed to pieces in an instant, revealing Zhang Xiaofang lying inside.

"Nima."

Qiu Sheng watched Zhang Youdao protecting Zhang Xiaofang's stomach like crazy, cursed angrily, grabbed his collar and squeezed him down: "What are you doing, get out of here, don't step on the horse to stop my uncle from suppressing Yingsha. "

Su Muchen also stepped on the horse and was so angry that this bastard knew that this thing was not his grandson, but he stepped on the horse and tried his best to protect it. It's really hopeless!

Oh!

At this moment, a ball of blood suddenly burst out from Zhang Xiaofang's belly, instantly staining the shroud on her body red.

"This is."

When Qiu Sheng saw this scene, what happened just now suddenly appeared in his mind, he loosened the collar of Zhang Youdao's clothes in panic, and took a few steps back.

"Master, uncle, that, that thing is about to come out!" Qiu Sheng said in a trembling voice.

"I saw it!"

Su Muchen frowned and said angrily.

"What should I do?" Qiu Sheng asked anxiously.

"Cold salad!"

Su Muchen didn't have a good idea. If Yingsha was so easy to deal with, he wouldn't have a headache!

In this case, Yingsha has already appeared!

It's hard to get rid of it unless you use your hole cards.

puff! ~
There was another sound of tearing flesh and blood, and the clothes on Zhang Xiaofang's stomach suddenly tore open, and a small black hand stretched out.

Then, the other little hand was also withdrawn, and Zhang Youdao who was protecting Zhang Xiaofang's stomach was pushed away, and hit another pillar of the coffin shed heavily.

boom!
In the end it hit the ground, and he was in pain.

"Master, Master Uncle. This thing has great strength!" Qiu Sheng subconsciously walked behind Su Muchen, so that he could feel safe!
"Nonsense! If it doesn't have much strength, can it be called Yingsha?!"

Su Muchen snorted.

He stared fixedly at Zhang Xiaofang's stomach, and quickly thought about the way to deal with Yingsha in his mind. There is indeed more than one way to deal with Yingsha in Luban, but in the current situation, none of them are suitable.

It's not that it can't deal with Yingsha, it's that there are no corresponding props.

He didn't bring the corresponding props here, and the only small pocket coffin was destroyed.

Otherwise, it would be a good tool to use to deal with "Infant Evil".

Oh!

With two small hands exerting force on both sides, Zhang Xiaofang's belly was torn apart in an instant, and black blood flowed all over the floor.

The two bloody babies pulled down, and the head of an equally bloody baby crawled out, and then the whole body crawled out.

With a pointed head and thin body, it looks like a lizard, extremely ugly.

"Hi~!"

Qiu Sheng took a breath of air and was speechless: "Master, uncle, this is the thing that bit me just now."

As soon as he finished speaking, the infant slowly turned his head and let out a sly smile at him.

……

To be continued!

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