Zombieland: I am a Coffinmaker

Chapter 204 "Uncle Zombie": The opening scene!
"Brother, wake up, we're at the place!"

After driving all night, I finally arrived at the ashram where Simu was at dawn.

Su Muchen has never been here before, so he is not particularly sure, and this is the real world, not the world in the movie.

So, he wanted to ask about Four Eyes.

"Huh? Are you there?"

He opened his eyes in a daze, looked around sleepily, and indeed arrived at his dojo, took a deep breath, shook his head, turned over and jumped off the walking corpse.

Yawned.

Taking the soul-inducing lamp and Sanqing Bell from Su Muchen's hand, he said lazily: "Okay, leave the rest to me!"

After speaking, he turned his head to look at the gate of the dojo, and found that the gate was closed tightly, and it didn't look like someone was there. He asked doubtfully, "Isn't Jiale at home?"

After finishing speaking, he shouted twice: "Jia Le, Jia Le, open the door and send these walking corpses to the morgue."

Wait a while.

No one came over.

With a frown, he spoke again: "Jia Le. Jia Le"

After waiting for a while, no one came out.

Looking back at Su Muchen with four eyes, he smiled awkwardly: "Jia Le is probably not here!" After speaking, he opened the gate of the courtyard and walked in with the walking corpse.

When passing by the door of the living room, he heard a dull snoring sound from inside, his brows frowned, and he said secretly: "This damned Jiale, he used a paper crane to inform him that he would be back today, and he was lazy to sleep at this time. I owe you a beating!"

After saying that, he reached the door and pierced the door paper with his hand, reached in and opened the door from the inside, making Su Muchen grin.

When he watched this episode back then, it made him laugh a lot.

However, he is a little curious now, the doors and windows are pasted with paper, aren't they afraid of rain?

There was such doubt back then.

It feels very unreasonable to see that the Simu Dojo still uses window paper.

This kind of paper will be broken when it rains, what can it block?

However, there is an old saying that goes well, "To exist is to be reasonable!"

The next scene was that Su Muchen wanted to fix his apprentice Jiale, but Jiale was superior in skill, and turned his eyes around. It is a typical case of "Qiangjian was raped if he failed to succeed"!
With the attitude of watching a play, Su Muchen didn't say a word to remind him.

It's like revisiting the old days!
At this time, after Si Mu opened the door, he saw Jia Le who was sleeping, and was very angry in his heart. Lao Zhi was desperately trying to get rid of the corpse outside. It's great that you sleep so comfortably at home.

Today I want you to know the end of being lazy.

Looking left and right, I found a pile of sticks in the courtyard, and I couldn't help but think of a whole person.

Then he went out, took off his Taoist robe and threw it aside, picked up the pile of sticks and walked outside, maybe because there were too many sticks, one or two of them fell, and the four eyes ignored it.

However, the next movement of the four eyes made the sound a bit loud, which woke up the sleeping Jiale!
When I opened the door, I was shocked.

The four eyes are directing a group of walking corpses, and they don't know what they are talking about in a circle around the city. Jia Le feels that this is coming for him, so he quietly closes the door, and observes from the torn paper movement of the four eyes.

"Why did master distribute the sticks to these corpses?" Jia Le murmured in confusion and underestimated, but based on his understanding of the four eyes, there must be no good things going on.

"Mu Chen, wait a minute, I'll teach Xia Jiale a lesson!" Simu said with a little anxiety: "Master didn't know to come out to greet you when he came back, it's too shameful!"

"up to you!"

Looking at Simu who was a bit annoyed, Su Muchen didn't stop him, because he knew Simu, if he didn't let out the anger in his heart, Jiale's future life would not be easy.

Uncle Jiu is like this, and so is Simu.

Or the entire Maoshan people are like this, following the leader of Maoshan, Mao Shisan.

Thinking of Mao Shisan, Su Muchen couldn't help thinking a little bit.

This mentor gave him the only tenderness other than the ninth uncle.

"Go back and see the master when you have time!"

When Su Muchen was contemplating, Jia Le, who was hiding in the room and peeping, had already figured out the situation of the four eyes, and at the same time had doubts about Su Muchen's identity.

Since he joined Simu's sect, he has often helped Simu drive away corpses, and rarely had contact with outsiders. Except for going back once during the Maoshan disciple's final exam, he has never been back!

Moreover, he didn't meet Su Muchen in that exam, so he didn't know Su Muchen.

"Who is this handsome guy? Could it be the master's new apprentice?"

Just as Jiale was dreaming, the voice of the four eyes casting spells sounded outside: "The sky is lingling, the earth is lingling. Walking corpses have spirits, walking corpses have sex,
Forget the ringtone, hit when you hear it, hit it when you call, and call it.

Do not listen to orders! "

As soon as the words fell, the zombies raised their sticks high.

"It's over, it's over, this time it's dead!"

Seeing this, Jia Le's face immediately collapsed, Si Mu did all this to punish him.

After doing this, Si Mu felt a little worried, picked up a small porcelain jar, put it on top of his head, and said:

"Try it first!"

When he came to the walking corpse, he took a look at Su Muchen, smiled at him, then raised the object above his head, and softly shouted:
"oops!"

"bump!"

The voice just fell.

The small porcelain jar above the head was smashed by the sticks of the walking corpses.

Make a crisp sound.

The four eyes saw that the result was not bad, and nodded with satisfaction: "The power is good!" After finishing speaking, he picked up a stick left on the ground, and walked towards the house with a smirk on his face.

"It's over!"

Seeing Simu approaching, Jiale panicked a lot, and hurried back to the rocking chair to continue pretending to sleep.

He didn't expect that he could provoke the unscrupulous master in his sleep, what a fate!

"hey-hey!"

Su Muchen noticed this scene, and followed behind his four eyes with a smile, wanting to relive the original scene.

When I first watched the movie, this paragraph was the laughing point of "Mr. Zombie".

But the difference is that what I watched back then was a movie, but now I experience it personally!

The gap is still huge.

The four eyes slowly opened the door, directed the walking corpses to surround Jiale in the center, then turned to look at Su Muchen, and said, "Muchen, you should stand back first, so as not to hurt you!"

Su Muchen smiled slightly: "Okay!" After speaking, he stepped back, indicating that his eyes should continue, he will not be hurt.

Simu came to Jiale with a stick in his hands, showing a sinister smile, and said:

"Don't blame me, Master, if you want to blame, blame yourself!"

After finishing speaking, he raised his stick and slapped Jia Le's arm hard.

Jia Le endured the pain to keep himself from making a sound, and continued to sleep as if nothing had happened.

Looking at Jia Le who didn't respond, the four eyes were a little surprised and couldn't help but said: "Oh, it doesn't hurt, it seems that I still need to use some strength!"

Si Mu didn't realize that he unconsciously said the command signal, and was about to raise the stick to give Jia Le a blow.

He felt a pain in his back and was knocked to the ground by the walking corpse's stick.

He screamed in pain.

But thinking about the characteristics of zombies, he immediately shut up his screaming mouth.

After the walking corpse stopped moving, Simu slowly stood up from the ground.

The few blows just now made him almost vomit blood.

After a long time, the pain was relieved.

The walking corpses are all inhuman dead corpses, and they are naturally full of strength when they are beaten.

This is the order from Simu himself.

Looking at Jia Le who was still pretending to be asleep, Si Mu's heart suddenly became angry.

He raised the wooden stick in his hand and hit him hard on the back.

To be continued!

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