Zombieland: I am a Coffinmaker

Chapter 20 When this coffin comes out of the house, someone must be mourned!
Qiu Sheng and others gathered beside him, waiting for his order.

Su Muchen didn't hesitate, and started talking by himself:
"The few people who can be selected by the village chief to carry the coffin must be the people with the best physical fitness, the strongest strength, and the most courage in the village.

Zhang Xiaofang's coffin is not easy to carry, you should know.

Later, I will cast a spell to calm it down and make sure it doesn't come out to make trouble.

Don't feel burdened, just treat it as an ordinary coffin-lifting.

When carrying a coffin, keep a few things in mind.

Work together and step in step;
The coffin rises and the coffin falls, crossing the ditch and stepping over the hurdle;
Turn left and right, uphill and downhill...

Follow my instructions, follow the orders and do not move around randomly. "

Su Muchen was a carpenter in his past and present lives, and he was relatively knowledgeable about the precautions when "carrying a coffin", and he was very knowledgeable about it.

But he soon discovered that, except for Qiu Sheng who listened carefully, the other six looked absent-minded.

Obviously, he didn't listen to what he said.

"A group of guys who are not doing enough, but doing more than failing."

Seeing this, Su Muchen was so angry that he almost cursed.

If I had known that the matter in the corpse village was so difficult, I should have brought the eight puppets dedicated to carrying the coffin, and saved myself from being angry with them!

"Village chief, come here!"

Su Muchen called Zhang Youcai over.

With him here, these people will listen carefully.

"Mr. Su!"

Zhang Youcai said hello!

"That's right, mayor!

After a while, didn't you lead us to Zhang Xiaofang's grave!

I'll give you a few words in advance to prevent you from violating any taboos later. "

Su Muchen didn't mean to scare people by saying this.

Although he meant to scare the chickens and monkeys, he also told Zhang Youcai what to pay attention to when leading the way.

"Say it, Mr. Su!"

Zhang Youdao's attitude is much stronger than the other six?
A difference between heaven and earth.

Su Muchen glanced at them and said, "Normally, the people who walk in front of the coffin are usually relatives or juniors of the deceased.

You are Zhang Xiaofang's elder, so it is somewhat taboo to walk in front.

But as a leader, you must also go ahead.

To avoid your taboo, keep the following points in mind when leading the way.

First, no matter what you see, don't be afraid, it's all fake!

Second, if someone pats you on the shoulder on the way, act as if nothing happened, keep going, and you will be fine when you reach the cemetery.

Third, if someone calls your name, don't respond, act like you didn't hear it!
Fourth, when leading the way, pull ten meters away from us.

Things can only be three, nine is the ultimate, and ten is the dawn.

Just to avoid the bad influence..."

Su Muchen talked about more than ten precautions in a row, each of which was very detailed.

Actually, none of them are true.

He just wanted to frighten those six disobedient "coffin bearers".

The coffin bearer is the one who carries the coffin.

Carrying coffins is a technical job, and if you can't master the technology, accidents are easy to happen.

Su Muchen didn't want to cause disaster because of someone's wrong operation.

"understand!"

Zhang Youcai nodded.

Seeing this, Su Muchen didn't say much and turned to look at the six coffin bearers beside Qiu Sheng and said, "I have no other requirements for you, just listen to my instructions when carrying the coffin!"

With Zhang Youcai here, their attitudes have indeed improved a lot.

"Yes!"

Several people nodded.

Su Muchen nodded in satisfaction, and then assigned several people the positions to carry the coffin.

After several people remembered their positions, they began to prepare the utensils for carrying the coffin, while he walked towards Zhang Youdao and his wife.

When he came to the close relatives, he looked at Zhang Youdao holding his right hand and looking pale, and said, "After we leave, you can find a doctor to pick up the bones. Over time, it is easy to be disabled!"

"Hmm!" Zhang Youdao asked tremblingly with his mouth trembling, "Su, Mr. Su, what happened just now? Why did the good envelope suddenly explode? How did my nephew become a demon boy?"

Su Muchen was not surprised when he heard the words. Zhang Youdao's questioning had been expected for a long time. Ordinary people would definitely have doubts when they saw this scene. Besides, he was the victim of it. It would be abnormal if he didn't ask.

"The envelope exploded because someone felt that I had ruined their good deeds, so they sent me tampered envelopes as a warning!

I don't want to be blocked by you! "Su Muchen sighed, and said: "As for your nephew
That's not your nephew at all!
See the puppet I threw out just now!
People with profound Taoism can manipulate things that you think are impossible, and turn them into what they want."

Su Muchen briefly explained about Zhang Youdao's nephew, then went straight to the point, pointed at Zhang Xiaofang's mother, and said, "Give me a strand of your hair!" After speaking, he looked at Zhang Youdao, and said, "Give me a nail!"

Although the two of them were puzzled, they still followed suit and handed the "hair" and "nails" to Su Muchen.

Su Muchen took the "hair" and "nails", took out a small black pocket coffin from the dharma bag, and put the "hair" and "nails" in the small pocket coffin.

"When I came here, I heard from the village chief that the coffin-carrying beam was broken, which is not a good omen!

When the coffin falls to the ground, it is regarded as ominous!
It indicates that if there is such a problem in the family, someone will be mourned.

I want your hair and nails to be put into a small coffin, in order to hide the truth and help the two of you resolve the disaster of life and death! "

Su Muchen handed the small coffin in his hand to Zhang Xiaofang's mother, and continued: "After we carry the coffin and leave, you put the coffin in the most conspicuous place at home.

It is best to see the place as soon as you enter the door.

Then you go to your relatives' house to stay for seven days, and then come back and bury the coffin, and everything will be fine! After finishing speaking, Su Muchen asked again: "Do you remember?"Didn't remember, I'll say it again! "

"remember!"

Zhang Youdao and his wife nodded. After the envelope incident just now, they now believe Su Muchen's words very much.

"Okay!" After Su Muchen said this, he turned around and returned to the black coffin. Seeing everyone getting ready, he grabbed a handful of soil from the ground and placed it on top of the black coffin.

This is the way professional coffin bearers handle the landing of the coffin. (It’s fake, don’t take your seat on the right number!)

"Several, there is a saying in the industry of coffin bearers that once the coffin is lifted, it cannot fall to the ground until it reaches the grave.

Later, I will ask the village head to bring two long wooden benches with him. If someone is tired and unable to hold on, he will say hello in advance.

We'll let everyone rest their feet.

Remember, everything is under my command! After finishing speaking, he nodded to the village chief and said: "Village chief, we are about to start, you prepare!" "

"it is good!"

The village chief found two wooden stools and walked out of the courtyard first.

Su Muchen looked at Qiu Sheng and the others strangely, and said, "Don't be afraid, everything is up to me!" After speaking, he yelled, "Get ready to drive!"

Following his order, everyone bent down, put their hi-bar shelf on their shoulders, and waited for Su Muchen to give the order!

“Ashes return to ashes, dust returns to dust, and when thoughts are over, they must return to the earth!

The black coffin, carried by the Eight Immortals, sends the soul of the Lord back into the underworld. "

Su Muchen did not issue orders immediately, but walked around the black coffin, saying as he walked:
“The coffin is black and oily, and the blessed person is inside.

He couldn't live in the sorghum tile house, and only went to Jiulongtou with all his heart.

On the head of Jiulong is a living field, and generations of descendants wear court clothes.

The head of the dragon and the tail of the dragon are blooming, and all the eight immortals listen to the words. "

"Everyone, get ready!"

Everyone cheered up.

"Get off!"

Su Muchen gave a loud shout.

Eight people work hard together!
The originally extremely heavy coffin was lifted up easily by the eight of them.The six villagers involved in carrying the coffin were all surprised. Just when they said, "Why is this coffin getting lighter?" Su Muchen's voice suddenly rang out: "Concentrate and get ready to go!"

To be continued!

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