Chongzhen Wiretapping System
Chapter 615 Shorty Japanese pirates, where do you squat to pee?
Chapter 615 Shorty Japanese pirates, where do you squat to pee?
But what surprised them was that after the Kameda troops under the tree passed through the ambush circle, just as their entire army was on alert and preparing to give the Ming army a hard blow, they waited left, didn't come, waited right, and still didn't come.A day seemed to pass in the blink of an eye, but the Ming army hadn't caught up yet.
At this moment, Hauge began to complain about the North Korean officialdom. Why is it so unbearable that it is difficult for the cavalry to catch up with the fleeing infantry?
Nobuzuna Matsudaira and the others can only wait patiently, the difference is at most one day away, it can't be more, right?
However, another day passed. Seeing that the setting sun had dyed the western sky red, there was still no trace of the Ming cavalry.
This situation is absolutely abnormal.Matsudaira Nobutsuna couldn't help but said to Hauge worriedly: "Could it be that the Ming army discovered our ambush?"
"It's impossible!" Hao Ge immediately replied after hearing this: "Even the Japanese soldiers who escaped from Seoul don't know that we are ambush here. How can the Ming army know?"
For this reason, Matsudaira Nobuzuna also felt that he was right.But why didn't the Ming army come?
Just guessing is impossible, so at dawn the next day, Nobuzuna Matsudaira sent out scouts to check on the situation of the Ming army.Before leaving, he repeatedly stated that he must not let the Ming army find out, let alone let the Ming army catch him.Otherwise, news of the army's ambush would definitely spread.
As soon as the scouts left, Matsudaira Nobutsuna said to Hauge with a sad face when no one else was around: "Although the army doesn't have to rush to Seoul, it saves a lot of food. But the army has been lying in ambush here for three days. It also consumed a lot of food. If the Ming army has not gone south for a long time, where should the army go?"
After all, it is actually a question of food.As soon as Hauge heard this, his head hurt.It was really a headache in the Qing Dynasty before, and now I am in the Japanese army, and I have a headache about this matter again, it is really endless!
Seeing Nobutsuna Matsudaira staring at him, waiting for his reply, Hauge smiled wryly and said, "My lord, the Ming army will definitely go south. They have no reason not to go south!"
No matter who changed it, knowing the plight of the Japanese army today, there is absolutely no reason to let it go.Matsudaira Nobutsuna also agrees with this.But, he was worried!What if the Ming army does not come?
No matter what, he cannot afford to lose this battle!
Now, I can only comfort myself.But waiting is a kind of torment, so I saw Matsudaira Nobutsuna forced a smile and said: "Come on, Mr. Haoge, how about we talk about a few rounds?"
"What?" Hauge was a little confused after hearing this, and answered him, "What longevity hall? This... Isn't this unlucky? Oh, I understand, should we set up a mourning hall for the Ming army first?"
"..." This time, it was Matsudaira Nobuzuna's turn to be confused, what do you mean?
The two of them communicated again, and finally had to forget it, because Nobuzuna Matsudaira understood that Hauge didn't understand chess games at all.So, he had no choice but to ask Hauge about leading troops to fight, which can be regarded as killing time.
I waited and waited until it got dark, but the scout still didn't come back.Matsudaira Nobutsuna was anxious and could no longer cover up his anxiety in other ways.He was restless, and even Hauge became uneasy.
If something goes wrong, there must be a demon, Hauge faintly felt that it was going to be bad!But no matter from which aspect, there is no reason to be bad!
Fortunately, he already had the experience of subjugating a country, and when the night darkened, he fell asleep soundly, and that was nothing.
However, Nobutsuna Matsudaira couldn't sleep no matter what, not to mention the mosquitoes, rats and ants in the mountains, just the people from the bottom came to report that many people had been sick and had a fever in the past few days, and they could no longer fight, which made him anxious up.More importantly, when will the Ming army come over?One day later, the ambushing Japanese army will have more non-combat attrition and consume more food.I really can't afford it!
After a sleepless night, the eastern sky was only getting bright the next day, so Matsudaira Nobutsuna immediately asked the scouts if there was any return, with two panda eyes?
In fact, he also knew in his heart that if there was a reward, he would definitely report it without waiting for him to ask.
In the end, Nobuzuna Matsudaira couldn't help but sent out another group of scouts, and even said to these scouts: "You are all disciples of Master Miyamoto Musashi, and you are the most skilled warriors in our country. No matter what, you must fight today! There must be a reward before it is black!"
"Hi!" The scouts immediately responded loudly.
But before they left, they heard some movement, and it turned out that the previous batch of scouts had finally returned.
Although the scouts he saw were only one-third of those sent out, and they were all in a state of distress, Matsudaira Nobutsuna turned a blind eye to all of them, and immediately asked, "How is the situation of the Ming army?"
Hauge, who had already heard the sound and came over, probably understood his question. Although he did not answer, he made a "thump" in his heart, secretly thinking that it was worse, because the expression of the scout this time was too familiar to him.
Sure enough, the leader of these scouts knelt down on one knee in front of Matsudaira Nobutsuna, and said with grief and indignation: "My lord, about [-] Ming troops are all standing in formation twenty miles away. One step forward, they found us!"
"What?" Nobuzuna Matsudaira heard it, and it hit him on the forehead like a thunderbolt from the blue sky. He swayed and almost stopped, and shouted, "It's twenty miles away, how is this possible!"
The leader of the scout knew that Matsudaira Nobuzuna didn't want to believe it, so he quickly took out a piece of cloth from his arms, unfolded it for him, and said at the same time: "The Ming army put up a sign in front of the formation, and this is the word on it!"
Matsudaira Nobutsuna looked carefully and saw the writing on the piece of cloth: "Japanese little dwarf, where are you squatting to pee?"
After reading this line of words clearly, Matsudaira Nobutsuna felt his eyes darken and fell back.
Hauge next to him naturally opened his eyes wide to see the situation.The words on this piece of cloth looked familiar to him no matter how he looked at them, but suddenly he remembered it.
When Duoduo was retreating at Yaozhou Station, he had thought about ambushing the Ming army on the way, but the Ming army was outside the ambush circle, shouting, "Duoduo, squatting there to pee?"
Yes, this is it.After Hauge recalled it, he couldn't help wondering, why did the Ming army like to call this tune?
He was wondering, when he suddenly saw Matsudaira Nobutsuna fall backwards.
What a Hauge, he was indeed trained on the battlefield, with agility, he grabbed Matsudaira Nobutsuna in his arms without letting him fall to the ground.
Fortunately, at this time, everyone was anxious about Matsudaira Nobuzuna's body, so they didn't care whether the picture of a Liaodong man holding a Japanese dwarf in his arms would be very awkward.
After shaking hard twice, Matsudaira Nobuzuna was woken up by Hauge, feeling as if his neck was going to be broken, but he still cared about this, the first thing he did when he woke up was to jump up from Hauge's arms, Pointing at the leader of the scouts, he shouted sharply: "Why did this happen, how did the news leak? Is the Ming army trying to cheat..."
He asked many questions in one breath, many possibilities.Anyway, in his heart, he still didn't believe that the Ming army would find out that the army was lying in ambush here without even sending them out at night.
The scout knew most of the questions asked by Matsudaira Nobutsuna, but he could still answer some questions, so he immediately reported: "Sir, looking at the posture of the Ming army, they must have discovered our army, so they are waiting for our army." The posture of going to attack is unmistakable. In addition, my subordinates may know why the Ming army knew about our army's ambush!"
Speaking of this, he took out another broken bowl from his pocket and said: "My lord, this was found in a small valley in the mountains ten miles away. There was a hiding place for the Koreans, but now it has been emptied. When our army comes over, that place can know what our army is doing."
Upon hearing this, Matsudaira Nobuzuna no longer doubted that the matter must be like this.Unexpectedly, the action that he thought could catch him by surprise turned out to be broken by the humble bug.This is really Amaterasu God not favoring the Great Wa Kingdom!
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but his eyes turned black again, and his body shook, but this time he didn't faint. He stretched out his hand to stop Hauge's big hand that was going to help him. .
At this time, the army was in a desperate situation again, and he could no longer calmly influence and appease the people around him.
The army has been exposed, and the Ming army is ready to fight. If they go to attack the Ming army, they will fight head-on. As far as the morale, physical strength, and equipment of the Japanese army are concerned, how can they be the opponent of the Ming army?
However, if you don't fight, it will take only a few days to consume it like this. After the food is exhausted, the Ming army will not need to fight, and the whole army will collapse.
Even if they were going to retreat, how could the Ming army allow themselves to lead the army to retreat calmly.As long as he maintains his threat by hanging his tail, Kameda's fate will be his own in the near future.I believe it won’t take long for the whole army to be wiped out.
At this moment, Matsudaira Nobutsuna was really a little desperate.
Originally, his move to lead the troops to the north was a dangerous move for the soldiers, and he wanted to take a gamble and reverse his predicament in one fell swoop.
However, the so-called military action is dangerous, in other words, it actually means very dangerous.No, a careless thought of the inconspicuous and ignored North Korean factor made Matsudaira Nobutsuna's troops fall into a desperate situation where they could not advance or retreat, and could not afford to consume.
He sat on the ground, and the surrounding guards and scouts all looked at him silently.Everyone's expressions were extremely desperate.
Until this time, Hauge had figured out all the morale, or he had experienced a lot, so his expression became calmer.
Matsudaira Nobutsuna looked up and saw his expression, as if he had grasped the last straw, he asked quickly, "Haoge-kun, is there a way to save me?"
At this time, he didn't even call himself the official, and used me directly.
(End of this chapter)
But what surprised them was that after the Kameda troops under the tree passed through the ambush circle, just as their entire army was on alert and preparing to give the Ming army a hard blow, they waited left, didn't come, waited right, and still didn't come.A day seemed to pass in the blink of an eye, but the Ming army hadn't caught up yet.
At this moment, Hauge began to complain about the North Korean officialdom. Why is it so unbearable that it is difficult for the cavalry to catch up with the fleeing infantry?
Nobuzuna Matsudaira and the others can only wait patiently, the difference is at most one day away, it can't be more, right?
However, another day passed. Seeing that the setting sun had dyed the western sky red, there was still no trace of the Ming cavalry.
This situation is absolutely abnormal.Matsudaira Nobutsuna couldn't help but said to Hauge worriedly: "Could it be that the Ming army discovered our ambush?"
"It's impossible!" Hao Ge immediately replied after hearing this: "Even the Japanese soldiers who escaped from Seoul don't know that we are ambush here. How can the Ming army know?"
For this reason, Matsudaira Nobuzuna also felt that he was right.But why didn't the Ming army come?
Just guessing is impossible, so at dawn the next day, Nobuzuna Matsudaira sent out scouts to check on the situation of the Ming army.Before leaving, he repeatedly stated that he must not let the Ming army find out, let alone let the Ming army catch him.Otherwise, news of the army's ambush would definitely spread.
As soon as the scouts left, Matsudaira Nobutsuna said to Hauge with a sad face when no one else was around: "Although the army doesn't have to rush to Seoul, it saves a lot of food. But the army has been lying in ambush here for three days. It also consumed a lot of food. If the Ming army has not gone south for a long time, where should the army go?"
After all, it is actually a question of food.As soon as Hauge heard this, his head hurt.It was really a headache in the Qing Dynasty before, and now I am in the Japanese army, and I have a headache about this matter again, it is really endless!
Seeing Nobutsuna Matsudaira staring at him, waiting for his reply, Hauge smiled wryly and said, "My lord, the Ming army will definitely go south. They have no reason not to go south!"
No matter who changed it, knowing the plight of the Japanese army today, there is absolutely no reason to let it go.Matsudaira Nobutsuna also agrees with this.But, he was worried!What if the Ming army does not come?
No matter what, he cannot afford to lose this battle!
Now, I can only comfort myself.But waiting is a kind of torment, so I saw Matsudaira Nobutsuna forced a smile and said: "Come on, Mr. Haoge, how about we talk about a few rounds?"
"What?" Hauge was a little confused after hearing this, and answered him, "What longevity hall? This... Isn't this unlucky? Oh, I understand, should we set up a mourning hall for the Ming army first?"
"..." This time, it was Matsudaira Nobuzuna's turn to be confused, what do you mean?
The two of them communicated again, and finally had to forget it, because Nobuzuna Matsudaira understood that Hauge didn't understand chess games at all.So, he had no choice but to ask Hauge about leading troops to fight, which can be regarded as killing time.
I waited and waited until it got dark, but the scout still didn't come back.Matsudaira Nobutsuna was anxious and could no longer cover up his anxiety in other ways.He was restless, and even Hauge became uneasy.
If something goes wrong, there must be a demon, Hauge faintly felt that it was going to be bad!But no matter from which aspect, there is no reason to be bad!
Fortunately, he already had the experience of subjugating a country, and when the night darkened, he fell asleep soundly, and that was nothing.
However, Nobutsuna Matsudaira couldn't sleep no matter what, not to mention the mosquitoes, rats and ants in the mountains, just the people from the bottom came to report that many people had been sick and had a fever in the past few days, and they could no longer fight, which made him anxious up.More importantly, when will the Ming army come over?One day later, the ambushing Japanese army will have more non-combat attrition and consume more food.I really can't afford it!
After a sleepless night, the eastern sky was only getting bright the next day, so Matsudaira Nobutsuna immediately asked the scouts if there was any return, with two panda eyes?
In fact, he also knew in his heart that if there was a reward, he would definitely report it without waiting for him to ask.
In the end, Nobuzuna Matsudaira couldn't help but sent out another group of scouts, and even said to these scouts: "You are all disciples of Master Miyamoto Musashi, and you are the most skilled warriors in our country. No matter what, you must fight today! There must be a reward before it is black!"
"Hi!" The scouts immediately responded loudly.
But before they left, they heard some movement, and it turned out that the previous batch of scouts had finally returned.
Although the scouts he saw were only one-third of those sent out, and they were all in a state of distress, Matsudaira Nobutsuna turned a blind eye to all of them, and immediately asked, "How is the situation of the Ming army?"
Hauge, who had already heard the sound and came over, probably understood his question. Although he did not answer, he made a "thump" in his heart, secretly thinking that it was worse, because the expression of the scout this time was too familiar to him.
Sure enough, the leader of these scouts knelt down on one knee in front of Matsudaira Nobutsuna, and said with grief and indignation: "My lord, about [-] Ming troops are all standing in formation twenty miles away. One step forward, they found us!"
"What?" Nobuzuna Matsudaira heard it, and it hit him on the forehead like a thunderbolt from the blue sky. He swayed and almost stopped, and shouted, "It's twenty miles away, how is this possible!"
The leader of the scout knew that Matsudaira Nobuzuna didn't want to believe it, so he quickly took out a piece of cloth from his arms, unfolded it for him, and said at the same time: "The Ming army put up a sign in front of the formation, and this is the word on it!"
Matsudaira Nobutsuna looked carefully and saw the writing on the piece of cloth: "Japanese little dwarf, where are you squatting to pee?"
After reading this line of words clearly, Matsudaira Nobutsuna felt his eyes darken and fell back.
Hauge next to him naturally opened his eyes wide to see the situation.The words on this piece of cloth looked familiar to him no matter how he looked at them, but suddenly he remembered it.
When Duoduo was retreating at Yaozhou Station, he had thought about ambushing the Ming army on the way, but the Ming army was outside the ambush circle, shouting, "Duoduo, squatting there to pee?"
Yes, this is it.After Hauge recalled it, he couldn't help wondering, why did the Ming army like to call this tune?
He was wondering, when he suddenly saw Matsudaira Nobutsuna fall backwards.
What a Hauge, he was indeed trained on the battlefield, with agility, he grabbed Matsudaira Nobutsuna in his arms without letting him fall to the ground.
Fortunately, at this time, everyone was anxious about Matsudaira Nobuzuna's body, so they didn't care whether the picture of a Liaodong man holding a Japanese dwarf in his arms would be very awkward.
After shaking hard twice, Matsudaira Nobuzuna was woken up by Hauge, feeling as if his neck was going to be broken, but he still cared about this, the first thing he did when he woke up was to jump up from Hauge's arms, Pointing at the leader of the scouts, he shouted sharply: "Why did this happen, how did the news leak? Is the Ming army trying to cheat..."
He asked many questions in one breath, many possibilities.Anyway, in his heart, he still didn't believe that the Ming army would find out that the army was lying in ambush here without even sending them out at night.
The scout knew most of the questions asked by Matsudaira Nobutsuna, but he could still answer some questions, so he immediately reported: "Sir, looking at the posture of the Ming army, they must have discovered our army, so they are waiting for our army." The posture of going to attack is unmistakable. In addition, my subordinates may know why the Ming army knew about our army's ambush!"
Speaking of this, he took out another broken bowl from his pocket and said: "My lord, this was found in a small valley in the mountains ten miles away. There was a hiding place for the Koreans, but now it has been emptied. When our army comes over, that place can know what our army is doing."
Upon hearing this, Matsudaira Nobuzuna no longer doubted that the matter must be like this.Unexpectedly, the action that he thought could catch him by surprise turned out to be broken by the humble bug.This is really Amaterasu God not favoring the Great Wa Kingdom!
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but his eyes turned black again, and his body shook, but this time he didn't faint. He stretched out his hand to stop Hauge's big hand that was going to help him. .
At this time, the army was in a desperate situation again, and he could no longer calmly influence and appease the people around him.
The army has been exposed, and the Ming army is ready to fight. If they go to attack the Ming army, they will fight head-on. As far as the morale, physical strength, and equipment of the Japanese army are concerned, how can they be the opponent of the Ming army?
However, if you don't fight, it will take only a few days to consume it like this. After the food is exhausted, the Ming army will not need to fight, and the whole army will collapse.
Even if they were going to retreat, how could the Ming army allow themselves to lead the army to retreat calmly.As long as he maintains his threat by hanging his tail, Kameda's fate will be his own in the near future.I believe it won’t take long for the whole army to be wiped out.
At this moment, Matsudaira Nobutsuna was really a little desperate.
Originally, his move to lead the troops to the north was a dangerous move for the soldiers, and he wanted to take a gamble and reverse his predicament in one fell swoop.
However, the so-called military action is dangerous, in other words, it actually means very dangerous.No, a careless thought of the inconspicuous and ignored North Korean factor made Matsudaira Nobutsuna's troops fall into a desperate situation where they could not advance or retreat, and could not afford to consume.
He sat on the ground, and the surrounding guards and scouts all looked at him silently.Everyone's expressions were extremely desperate.
Until this time, Hauge had figured out all the morale, or he had experienced a lot, so his expression became calmer.
Matsudaira Nobutsuna looked up and saw his expression, as if he had grasped the last straw, he asked quickly, "Haoge-kun, is there a way to save me?"
At this time, he didn't even call himself the official, and used me directly.
(End of this chapter)
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