The Right Way to Die in the Ninja World

Chapter 233 You Ninjas Really Know How to Play

When the news of Tsunade's return to Konoha came out, Jiraiya almost rushed to Konoha.

However, because he felt that if he came to Konoha, he might get involved in troublesome things, and he would have no time to take care of his great dreams, so Jiraiya also decided to hold a book signing event in Banban Street near Konoha.

Of course, you can also take the opportunity to meet that "Ms. Yezi".

Zilai is also quite curious about this "fellow man". He thinks that this may be a "precocious" young man in his twenties, or even in his teens. If they can chat, maybe they can go together Make an appointment to collect materials or something.

However, what I never expected was that...

"You are 'Teacher Leaf'?!"

Zilai also looked at this little Douding in disbelief, maybe he is less than ten years old, right? !

How can this be? !
A kid is indeed not a ninja, but how could a kid at this age write such a lingering, unforgettable love that makes people involuntarily intoxicated? !

Jiraiya's first reaction was that he was being tricked.

If it's just a series of "Back to Ancient Times", Zilai can still believe that there are geniuses in this world, after all, he has also seen children with outstanding IQs and strategies.

It's just that love is not something that can be deeply understood by a word of "early wisdom"!
However, the child in front of him immediately convinced him.

"Don't worry! The so-called art comes from life and is higher than life. I really haven't experienced any unforgettable love stories, I just picked up the wisdom of others."

Seeing the suspicious look in Jiraiya's eyes, Hua Jianming thought it was normal.

Children in this world are indeed very mature, but there are many things that cannot be explained by precocity.

If it wasn't for his birth status, it would be impossible to find the shooter, and he wrote a lot of manuscripts in front of his editor, I am afraid that the editor would also be suspicious.

"In the final analysis, my main job is just to retell the stories of my predecessors. Of course, I use my own words and language to modify it a little, and then I can write it with beautification and exaggeration."

"Can realistic stories be processed reasonably artistically? I can understand this."

Ji Lai also nodded, and he often went to some realistic places to collect materials, and then turned them into words to describe them.

Eh?Wait, so to speak...

"In other words, Amu and Wu'er in your story actually have prototypes?"

"Of course. Otherwise, based on my superficial experience, I really wouldn't be able to think of such a story."

Hua Jianming smiled and deliberately asked back.

"Don't you think you don't see who the main characters in my story are? They are very famous people."

"No."

Jilai also shook his head very honestly. As a strong man with no airs, he didn't bother to pretend to be ignorant or cold, but expressed his curiosity very frankly.

"Who did you use as a prototype?"

"This is a name that can only be understood, but cannot be expressed in words."

Hua Jianming shook his head, but did not say the answer.

He always felt that if he said it, it would be like inserting a death flag for himself.

"It's like you wrote Tsunade Hime-sama as 'Princess Tsunako', and yourself as 'Prince Reiya', and then defeated the demon king 'Demon Snake Maru'."

"Hey hey, is it so obvious?"

Jilai also rubbed his head in embarrassment, and smiled, but he didn't mean to deny it.

After all, the protagonist of the story "Er Lei Ye" is a prince of the Toad Kingdom. Together with his wife, Princess Tsunako of the Slug Kingdom, he defeated the demon king Kishemaru of the enemy Snake Kingdom. This is indeed quite obvious.

In the final analysis, this is a story of a princess and a prince who met and fell in love, defeated the devil together, lived happily together, and lived a happy life.

The content of the story is actually very old-fashioned, but it unexpectedly has a market, probably because this world actually lacks the relationship between fairy tales and myths!

In addition, there are some indescribable plots in this "adult fairy tale", which makes it even more popular.

Akira Hana couldn't say anything about Jiraiya's YY novels. After all, it's perfectly normal for writers to subconsciously make up for inner regrets when writing stories.

Just like now, the reason why he stands here, besides wanting to get a more decent reward, isn't it mainly because he wants to make a regret?

"Since Jiraiya-sama, you like Tsunade Hime so much, why don't you confess your love?"

"Ah, ah haha, like, like me, such an outstanding fairy hero, when, of course, I have to wait for Tsunade to confess himself!"

Zilai also stumbled and said this sentence, his old face flushed.

Did he want to say that he didn't have the confidence to confess his love because of the talented and handsome Dashewan?
Later, his strength finally improved, and he gained some self-confidence, but Tsunade broke up with him again, and he lost his chance.

Later, when he died in battle, he was no match for a living person, and he had other responsibilities on his shoulders, so he didn't dare to formally confess his love.

What's more, although Zilai is a free and easy person, no matter how bold a person is, he will be a little awkward in love.

Jiraiya, who has never had much confidence in himself, still feels that he will most likely be rejected by Tsunade.

In other words, even if Tsunade agreed, he didn't have the confidence to give Tsunade a stable and warm home, after all he is a prodigal son!

Therefore, he only needs to silently guard her from afar.

"I understand. That is to say, you actually like each other, but you can't show your face and confess first?"

"No! No! Well, I mean..."

Jiraiya didn't dare to "spread rumors" that Tsunade liked him, if he was heard, maybe half of his ribs would be broken again.

"Well, I mean, she'll always find something good in me, that's what I mean."

"I understand again. What you mean is that you have a crush on Tsunade Hime-sama now, but Tsunade Hime-sama still doesn't like you, so you don't have the courage to confess?"

"Who, who doesn't have the courage to confess!"

Ji Lai also looked at Hua Jianming with a flushed face, and after a long while, he muttered as if discouraged.

"Well, you're right."

"Well, but you are handsome, powerful, rich in financial conditions, and you are extremely dedicated to Tsunade Hime-sama, and you are not only one of the Sannin, but also the best-selling No. 1 author, why are you so useless? ? Doesn’t that Tsunade-sama have different hobbies?”

"Huh? What?"

Jiraiya scratched his face in bewilderment.

"Am I as good as you say? But it seems that what you say makes sense?"

After being praised so much, Zilai also seems to feel that he has so many advantages, it seems that there is nothing to be afraid of, and he should go directly to A?

Do not!wrong!

"I'm not the right person..."

Ji Lai also thought for a long time, but shook his head.

"I'm a prodigal son who can't stop, and I can't give Tsunade a warm and stable home."

"..."

"What's your look like?"

Zilai also looked at the child in front of him with a little embarrassment.

"I am the reason and sense of responsibility of an adult!"

"No, I just want to say... haven't you two been traveling freely all the time? You are a prodigal son, isn't she a prodigal daughter? Cough, this analogy is a bit strange, you can ignore it."

As expected, Hua Jianming was still very puzzled by Zilai.

"Isn't this a match made in heaven? Why did you dawdle for so many years?"

"...long-winded!"

In the end, Hua Jianming was also invited out by Ji Lai, who was directly enraged by embarrassment.

Mr. Toad probably won't be thinking about creating again recently, but will keep thinking about this issue, right?

Hua Jianming shook his head with a look of compassion.

"Oh, it's so worrying for people of this age."

If you hurry up, with the physical fitness of the two of them, maybe the two of them can give birth to a baby, or Tsunade or something!
Thinking in this way, Hua Jianming naturally "transformed" when he walked out of the Jilaiya Hotel.

It was a heroic sister Yu with two red marks under her eyes, a tall white ponytail, a forehead with the word "oil" on her head, a green women's kimono and a red waistcoat, and wooden clogs.

'Sure enough, this twilight love still depends on me! '

'Zilaizi' tilted her head and looked at the window of the shop beside her. The reflection on the mirror showed the figure of 'her' at this time, perfect without any flaws.

At this time, he didn't even have much shame in his heart. After all, this was not a sexual transformation based on his template, but Zilaiye. Even if he was recognized, it was not him who was ashamed, but Zilaiye. .

It turns out that this is the correct usage of women's clothing!
For a moment, Hanami's mind flashed through the coquettish operations of "Naruko" confessing to Hinata, "Sako" confessing to Sakura, and so on.

However, these were only for a moment, and they were suppressed by him.

He's not a devil either, and he doesn't need to take such drastic measures for these couples who could get together in the first place!
His reason and morals are barely restrained by this tempting idea.

At least, for the time being, there should be no need for such drastic means... right?

"It doesn't matter, the most important task now is to return to Konoha! Confess to Tsunade!"

Sister Yu, who had a bold temperament, let out a loud cry, and then set off aggressively.

A glasses editor passing by pushed his glasses, took them off, rubbed his eyes, and looked at the tall, familiar yet unfamiliar figure with the white ponytail from behind, extremely shocked.

"No, as expected of Mr. Toad, who can write that kind of novel... Can you do this for the sake of confession!?"

Ninja... really looks good at playing!

(End of this chapter)