The heavens start with letting the bullets fly

Chapter 1224
The bald man said: "I'm not deaf, but you drank a little too much tonight. That stone lion weighs a thousand kilograms at least, and six or seven big men can't lift it. How can you let me go alone? Moving? If you want to hold up the door, you can do it yourself, just use your "Great Moving" spell!"

Chen Zhao suppressed a smile and said, "I know some great moving spells, don't you want to be lazy and play tricks, you don't clean up the dishes, you don't move the lion, and you want to lie down on the bed and sleep?

After saying that, he dragged the bald man away, and the bald man had no choice but to go outside with him, but saw a bright moon in the sky, which made the stone lion turn white.

The bald man suddenly became interested. He just thought Chen Zhao was playing with him and said with a playful smile:

"This thing is nothing, I will show it to you."

As he spoke, he pretended to spit on the palm of his hand, rolled up the sleeves on his slender arms twice, and moved away.

He never expected it.With a little effort by myself, the big stone lion suddenly left the ground.

The bald man exclaimed, "It turns out that the stone lion is made of cardboard."

He didn't let go of his hands, hugged his arms tightly, put his head against it, and slowly walked into the door and put it on the ground.When it was released, there was a bang, and it sank four or five inches deep into the soil, and the lion stood there obliquely.

The bald man wondered, "It's obviously made of stone!"

Chen Zhao said, "I didn't say it was made of cardboard."

Baldy was puzzled and wanted to try again.He closed the door, picked up the stone again, and gently placed it inside the door.With another push, the door was pushed tight.

Chen Zhao said: "It can be seen that you are lazy and slippery, and I was wasting time doing the dishes."

The bald man was ecstatic and ignored Chen Zhao, just wanting to try his own strength again.Seeing a mulberry tree as thick as a bowl in the yard, he walked forward.He bent down, hugged the trunk with both hands, and pulled it out vigorously, only to hear "cracking" and "clicking", the tree was uprooted by him and fell down.

Chen Zhao said helplessly: "It's a good tree, what are you doing uprooting it?" As he spoke, he walked up, straightened the tree, and stepped on the roots a few more times.The tree looked like it had never been pulled out.

The bald man shouted: "It turns out that your peaches are not only for satisfying gluttony, but also have this magical effect. This time I am not afraid of the second and third masters. If they dare to bully me again, I will pull up a tree and show them to scare them away.

He asked Chen Zhao again: "You also ate big peaches. Do you have my strength?
Chen Zhao said, "I'm afraid not, the one you ate is bigger than the one I ate."

The bald man said, "Then you can eat another one."

Chen Zhaodao: "I won't eat."

The bald man asked again: "Do you still have the big peach?"

Chen Zhaosuo: "Not anymore."

The bald man said: "No, why didn't you say 'no' just now, and now you said 'don't eat'? There must be more, brother Chen, which one can I eat."

Chen Zhaosuo: "It turns out that you're trying to trick me, and you won't give me anything—if you eat one, you'll pull up the tree, and if you eat another, I'm afraid that even our house will be demolished."

The two talked and laughed and went to sleep in the house, head to tail, lay down on the big general's big bed, blew out the candle, the bald man didn't stop, kept talking about his strength, and picked up the ridiculous things during the day, and Chen Zhao In a fit of nonsense, the blunt Chen Zhao stopped talking and started fighting!

Baldy thought about the amazing things he could do with such strength. The more he thought about it, the more energetic he became. By the time of the third watch, he still didn't feel sleepy at all.Just as he was about to get up to relieve himself and try his strength again, he suddenly heard a soft "knock" from the courtyard door. The bald man thought to himself: "My brother Chen was right. Sure enough, there was a thief. This was clearly the sound of pushing the door open. "

Thinking of this, the bald man kicked Chen Zhao quickly, but Chen Zhao was fast asleep and didn't move at all.Baldy got up and looked out through the hole in the window paper.There was no movement outside the gate, presumably because the door didn't move after the latch was pulled, so I had to leave.

The bald man was secretly proud: I guess you, a little fool, can't move this big stone lion!At this moment, a white shadow appeared on the wall, and then fell to the ground without making any sound.

The bald man shuddered when he remembered that the ghosts in this courtyard were all dressed in white: they must have gone out for a stroll, and they must have gone home at this time!When he was about to call out to Chen Zhao, he turned around and saw the knife on the wall, so he gently pulled it out and held it in his hand.

The knife was like a goose feather in his hand. The bald man thought to himself: Although Brother Chen can do tricks, he can't compete with the ghost after all. I am stronger than him. If the ghost dares to harm him, I will go up and slash him!

Looking intently, under the moonlight, the white shadow seemed to be a woman in white.The woman in white took two steps forward after landing, then stopped and looked around intently.The bald man looked at it, and felt that he didn't look like a ghost: If she lived in this house, why was she suspicious when she returned to her own house?
Just as he was thinking about it, suddenly there was a "hoo" from the shadows in the gatehouse, and suddenly a gray-white thing, like a tiger but not a tiger, like a leopard but not a leopard, rushed towards the back of the woman in white.

The bald man was so surprised that he almost screamed.He was previously afraid of the woman in white, but now he was worried about her.

Seeing that the monster was about to fall on the woman's shoulder, but the woman seemed to have eyes behind her back, Huo Di dodged to the side, and at the same time pulled out a shiny thing from her back, and swung it down.The monster was in vain, and before it could turn around, a bright light flashed out, and there was a loud "click", sparks splashed everywhere, and the gray-white thing lying on the ground remained motionless.

Although the woman in white had subdued the monster, she herself seemed very surprised. She stood under the moon in amazement for a while, then looked around for a while, bent down to look at the white thing, and after looking for a while, she turned around and walked gently. Walk towards the main room.

The bald man saw that she was holding a shining sword, which looked cold under the moonlight, and he was frightened, so he got on the bed and leaned his body tightly against Chen Zhao.

It's been a long time since this kid took a bath, and his body stinks. Even in his sleep, Chen Zhao frowned and said nothing, and kicked him aside.The bald man had no choice but to hug the pillow and tremble all over.

The woman went to the window and peeked in, then turned and went into the outer room. The bald man held the knife tightly and kicked Chen Zhao's arm with his foot, but Chen Zhao snored lightly and remained motionless.

Fortunately, the woman was just messing around outside but didn't come in.The bald man first saw a flash of fire, and then smelled a burning incense.The bald man thought to himself: "That's bad, we're about to pass out."

The bald man had heard from beggars on weekdays that when those bandits in the rivers and lakes went to other people's houses to do bad things, they would first use the scent of sweat medicine to make them pass out, and then let them go.The bald man was about to jump up and go out with the sword dance, but he felt his hands and feet were weak and he couldn't move.

He thought he was drugged, but in fact he was scared.

After a while, he didn't pass out, and the woman didn't come in with a sword to kill them, but sobbed softly outside, muttering a prayer in her mouth, and the bald man wondered: Why is this female thief so smudged, she wants to kill them Give it a good time!
After a while, he heard slight footsteps, as if the woman was walking inside.The bald man turned over in fright and sat up.Just at this time, something broke into the outer room from outside the window and hit the utensils. There was a "crash", and the bald man saw a white shadow flash across the door curtain.

Then, there was a "bang" sound on the door. It seemed that the woman had kicked open the door and rushed out of the house. Suddenly there was a sound of fighting outside.

(End of this chapter)