The heavens start with letting the bullets fly

Chapter 1216: Clean up a bunch of hair
Chen Zhao stuffed the clothes they took off into a palm-sized basket, and said, "You can't throw these clothes away. Bright clothes are good, but if you wear them to beg for food, I'm afraid no one will give them to you."

After stuffing it, he said to the bald man: "You see what I said is right, everything is stuffed in." The two of them were neatly dressed, swaying, and returned to Fengxiang Building.

It was a bunch of hairs that came up to meet him, and the bald man was about to turn around and run away, but Chen Zhao had already held his arm tightly.A pinch of hair came in front of him, and he said with a smile on his face:

"The two masters are having dinner, please come and sit inside!"

Chen Zhao smiled softly, stretched out his hand in front of his eyes and said, "Look at our hands and faces, how do we look like 'ye'? We are beggars!"

The bald man tugged on Chen Zhao's sleeve desperately, but Chen Zhao ignored him.

The tufts of hair looked at these hands as if they were like charcoal sticks. Looking at this young man's face, it had not been washed for at least a month. Looking at the other old man, his nose was dripping.A tuft of hair instantly understood in his heart: "It seems that this young man is very arrogant. I am afraid that even the high-ranking official in the family would not dare to care about him. If not, why has he become so debauched? He needs to be treated carefully."

Thinking in his heart, he said with a smile on his face: "I made fun of you."

Then, he turned around and shouted inside: "You two—"

Inside, the shopkeeper and all the fellows shouted together: "Welcome—"

A tuft of hair led the two of them to sit down at an empty table. On the originally clean tabletop, he pulled off the white towel on his shoulders and wiped it violently. Then he turned around and took out the handle of the hot towel. He said respectfully After delivering it to the two of them, they went to make tea.

Chen Zhao glanced at the bald man and said in a low voice: "I said, don't look like you're being beaten. I'm afraid this hairy guy wouldn't dare to touch a hair. Today, this clawed eagle reacted quickly and ran early. We didn't have time to clean him up, so let's clean up a handful of hair today, which can be considered as a rehearsal in advance, and at the same time, we can vent our anger on your waist and eyes one day."

The bald man was startled: Oops, is he going to hurt someone with that poisonous snake again?
We were in a small alley just now, so it was easy to hurt someone and run away.But there are so many people inside and outside this restaurant, and it's a bustling city outside. If a tuft of hair sticks straight up its neck and screams "Ouch, ouch, ouch," and rolls on the ground, people inside and outside will surround it. The door of the restaurant is blocked, making it impossible to escape even if you want to.

Chen Zhao laughed at the side and said: "Don't be afraid, I won't bite him with a poisonous snake this time - he is not that big of a sin. We will have a good meal later, and when we finish eating, I will slap him." Give him a big slap in the face, then kick him in the well on the waist, and that's it."

The bald man said hurriedly: "That's not okay! We are eating together. We are obviously accomplices. If you beat him, then when I take off my clothes and go to beg for food, if I let him bump into me, it will be weird if I don't get killed by him!"

Chen Zhao smiled inwardly and said to himself: "If your basic skills are okay, you will be the one bullying others from now on, and no one will dare to bully you."

But he said in his mouth: "If this is the case, I won't beat him. I will find someone to beat him for me later!"

Baldy secretly laughed in his heart: "This is coaxing me. I don't think you dare to hit someone. It's even more futile to let others fight for you. Who would be so stupid to beat someone for you?"

A pinch of hair offered fragrant tea to the two, and asked with a smile, "What do you two want?"

Then quickly report the name of the dish, like a cannonball, but also ups and downs, rhyming in the same pattern.

Chen Zhao knew that the bald man was used to begging for food, so he might not be able to order food. He waved his hand and said to a tuft of hair: "Stop nagging, I'm annoyed. Pick up the delicious dishes that you are good at and serve them ten or eight times." That’s enough, I’ll have a jug of the best wine and ten cold cuts, you can match them as you like.”

A Tuft of Hair quickly responded and walked back, shouting out a series of dish names along the way. The promises were crisp and fast, and the pots and spoons could be heard clanking, which was very lively.

Ten cold dishes and a pot of wine had just been served. A man came in from outside. Chen Zhao said with his mouth: "I think this is suitable."

The bald man turned his head and saw that the person who came in had an angry face, as if someone owed him two hundred Wen and didn't pay him.

Chen Zhao looked again, shook his head at the bald man and said, "If you look carefully, it's not very suitable. This man's hands are too small, his arms don't seem to have much strength, and his legs are a little thinner, so even if he can fit A kick on Tuft of Hair's waist and eyes won't hurt much... no, I can't let him beat it for me!"

The bald man didn't say a word, but murmured in his heart: "You have a lot to choose from. Just look at this master. If you open your mouth and let someone beat someone for you, he might not know who to beat first?"

A bunch of Mao greeted him with smiles, and invited the master in again, but Chen Zhao ignored him and poured wine for the bald man, and the two began to drink.

At this time, another strong man with a smile on his face and dressed for work came outside. Chen Zhao stabbed the bald man and said in a low voice:
"This guy is suitable! Look at that guy. If he slaps a tuft of hair in the face, it would be weird if he doesn't make that guy lie down! Look below: all the lumps on his legs are protruding from his pants. It's obvious that he has practiced Kung Fu. If he kicked a bunch of hair hard, the hair would not be able to get up for half a month! But there is one thing that I am not satisfied with. This guy is in a good mood today. Where did he pick it up? A piece of gold ingot, just because of the sweetness of his smile, I'm afraid he won't hit anyone easily... Hey, I don't have time to choose, it's just him, let's make do with it."

Baldy almost laughed out loud.Hearing Chen Zhao's tone, people all over the capital were preparing for his beating.I've only had two glasses of wine, and I just feel a little hot on my face. He's drunk and talking nonsense.

The strong man who looked like a businessman sat down and stood next to the fragrant tea king who held up a handful of hair. He said with a smile: "I don't have to wipe my face, and I don't want tea. You give me a pot of good wine, and it needs to be piping hot." Cut me another plate of sauced beef and a plate of diced cucumbers, and drink them to your heart's content first!"

A pinch of hair agreed and flew away.After a while, all the food and wine were placed in front of the strong man.The strong man picked up the jug, startled slightly, and shouted:

"Dude, come here! You look like a capable person, why are you so careless? I said you want it piping hot, but this wine is cold!"

A tuft of hair said: "What are you talking about, uncle? This wine is my own... Ouch! It's really cold, and it's still hot to my hands when I serve it. How... how could such a strange thing happen?"

The brawny man waved his hand, laughed and said, "You don't need to change to this look, you just get it!"

A pinch of hair smiled and said: "Don't blame me, sir! It's not good to be small, so I'll get you in exchange!!"

Picking up the flagon, he turned and left.

Here, Chen Zhao smiled at the bald man and said: "This tuft of hair is indeed a rogue. Why do you want cold wine when you want hot wine?"

Before he finished speaking, he saw that Yizhuo Mao had already brought a pot of wine, and Chen Zhao was pouring wine to the bald man. He held up a full glass and said to the bald man, "We meet in the capital, it's a bit of fate. Fuyuan Lane went to kowtow to plead for me, it shows that you are very affectionate, you are a good friend, I offer you a toast!"

The bald man laughed and said: "You invited me to eat Chaos when we first met, and the next day you invited me to drink here. I also thank you!"

After that, the two raised their glasses and drained the wine together.

As soon as he put down the wine glass, the strong man sitting next to him shouted again: "Come back here!"

(End of this chapter)