Survival in the Mist: Beginning Evolution Pingtouge

Chapter 255 What the hell is this?

Zuo Bing wondered if there was something wrong with his ears?How could this cute girl be called such an awesome name?
"Um, tell me again, what's your name? I didn't quite hear you clearly."

"Is your Excellency deaf? The Sa family asked Janema to be energetic." Janema shouted with enthusiasm, copying some men's voices.

Zuo Bing was blinded on the spot. This time he was completely blinded. He stared at the other party, feeling that his ears were really deaf.

The main reason is that this guy even calls himself Sajia, I'm afraid normal people can't talk like that!
"What did you say was your name?" Zuo Bing asked again.

"Sajia's name is Jane Ma Jin, from Coco Pineapple Planet, engaged in the va industry, good at extracting alcohol for help, can you hear clearly this time?" Jane Ma said loudly again in that rough voice.

Zuo Bing couldn't describe his mood and thoughts at this time, he couldn't speak.

This guy looks like a little lolita, and he wears that style, but with this mouth, Lu Zhishen, the accent is really uncomfortable!

I'm afraid this guy has some serious illness, right?

"Jennima, hello, you are very welcome to join our gang, I have something to ask you now, what method did you use to replace the wine in front of me with low-alcohol wine yesterday?" Zuo Bing was confused. asked in a daze.

Janema's eyes widened with excitement: "Didn't Sajia just say that? What Sajia is good at is extracting alcohol. As long as the alcohol touched by Sajia can extract 80% of the alcohol, but the gang leader does not let Sajia go to convulse, Sajia I can only smoke alcohol to have convulsions.

If you want to see Sajia pull up a weeping willow or something, you can do it then. You still have a lot of strength. "

Zuo Bing, you are completely stunned.

What the hell is this?Mouthful Sajia, you can't make 108 in two days, pull it out and set up a mountain?
As soon as this thought came up, Zuo Bing couldn't help but tremble.

"Guangzhu, I think we should set up a stockade. At what price, it can help you win a group of talents, and one hundred and eight generals who will be transferred by water.

The counterpart of Sajia is the bald donkey in Water Margin who screams, "What, what, what, what, what?" in Water Margin? "

Janema said in a rough voice, but found that she couldn't remember the name of the person.

Zuo Bing looked at Wu Tong in bewilderment, and wanted to look at Xiaoqing, only to find that the two looked gloating.

This time he couldn't bear it anymore, he slapped the table hard and said loudly: "Who did you learn this way of speaking from, one bite after another is also corresponding to Water Margin, that's called Water Margin, Water Margin, understand? "

Jennima blinked her cute eyes with enthusiasm: "Don't pay attention to the details, it's the same as you want, isn't it just 108 bald donkeys?"

Zuo Bing almost went crazy and slammed the table twice: "You think there are 108 bald donkeys in Water Margin. No, are they 108 monks? There is only one monk named Lu Zhishen among the 108 generals!"
How old is it now?What is your educational level?Didn't you graduate from primary school?Even if you haven't graduated from elementary school, what's going on in Water Margin, right? "

Janima turned her big eyes and thought for a while, then shook her head: "My brother is wrong, my handsome dad, Zhen Nima, once told me about Water Margin, which means that there are 108 bald donkeys who went up the mountain and became bandits.

What is the name of the boss, Timely Fish? The bear brothers all call the boss brother.Later, there was another one who took a fan and vomited blood out of the enemy, as if it was called a young dragon or a young dragon.

I really can’t remember that one, anyway, my dad is so handsome, he told me that the 108 bald donkeys in Water Margin are all heroes. "

Zuo Bing stared at the other party dumbfounded, and he didn't close his mouth for a long time, and this time not only him, but even Wu Tong and Xiao Qing, who had been watching the joke, were dumbfounded.

What kind of weird thing is this?What the hell is his father?Do you tell stories with a stage?

The Water Margin is just the Water Margin. It is understandable that you are uneducated and illiterate, but what the hell are 108 bald donkeys?
The boss is still called a fish, why don't you call him a bastard?
Also, the person holding the lupine vomited blood, so his mother is Zhuge Liang in the Three Kingdoms, and he is Wolong. When he comes to them, he becomes a dragon chef. This is a bit too much.

Janema watched the three people staring at her in confusion, scratched her head, then rolled up her sleeves and squatted on the stool.

"Brothers, don't you really want to hear about my dad? You are so handsome, tell me the story, then I can tell you now.

It is said that there was a place called Langshan in the past. For a while, the robber was called Guo Gai, a bald donkey with high kung fu.

Later, he went down the mountain and attracted many bald donkeys who had experienced unequal treatment like him and went up the mountain..."

Jennima talked about the story of Water Margin for half an hour while the three of them were completely bewildered.

Although it was outrageous in the early stage, at least it was relatively on the side, but in the later stage Zuo Bing couldn't listen to it anymore.

"Jennima, please stop first, I want to tell you a story, look at these two stories, which one do you think is better?" Zuo Bing interrupted Janima's vigorous words.

When Janema heard the story, she quickly sat down and leaned on the table with her chin in curiosity: "Let's not talk about the price for now. My brother will tell the story to the Sa family first."

Zuo Bing couldn't control it, he twitched a few times, then took two deep breaths, calmed down, and started to tell stories to this weird guy after he calmed down the urge to hit someone.

What story is it telling?It is a serious version of Water Margin.

"It was mentioned in the last book that Zhang Fei and Zhang Yide came on horseback... ah bah!" Zuo Bing uttered such a sentence, only to find that he was being led astray.

Xiaoqing and Wu Tong on the side burst out laughing.

But Janema looked at Zuo Bing energetically but surprisingly seriously, waiting for him to continue.

"Well, let's not tell the story first, let's talk about it first..."

Before Zuo Bing could finish his words, he was interrupted by Janema.

"Brother, this is your fault. How can you tell half of the story? You have already said that you want to tell me a story. I don't want to talk about other things. Let's continue to talk about what you just said last time. .”

Zuo Bing: "..."

He was really going crazy, just a little bit close, and now he couldn't wait to go over and give this guy a hard time.

"I'm fucking driven crazy by you, Janima, can you listen to me carefully? Even if he listens to the story, can you hear every sentence clearly? I'm talking about the last book and not the last time Back to storytelling!"

Janima gave an energetic "Oh", then nodded heavily: "Don't worry, brother, I remember, what you just said was the storyteller last time."

"..."

(End of this chapter)