Chapter 167
Zuo Bing's proposal was immediately agreed by Brother Pingtou, but the devil's muscular donkey refused to accept it.

"Master, you're a bit too biased, aren't you? I'm with him, rock-paper-scissors, I'm a hoof, he's a claw, don't you lose anything you give me?" The devil muscular donkey said with a sad face.

Zuo Bing, just now he came to his senses, looked down at the hooves of the devil's muscular donkey, and couldn't help but want to laugh.

Your guy's hooves, even if he insists, he can at most count rocks and scissors, and brother Ping Tao has five fingers similar to humans, no matter how you play?At most, it would be a tie with the devil's muscular donkey, or it would be a victory over the opponent.

It's like if the devil's muscular donkey has a hoof, and he insists that his hoof is half divided into scissors, then the flat-headed brother can only produce rocks. You simply can't cut rocks, and the devil's muscular donkey will definitely lose.

If you want to say that the donkey with the devil's muscles produced stones, and the Pingtou brother also produced stones, this is a tie.

Anyway?As long as the flat-headed brother doesn't show off, the devil's muscled donkey will never win.

So playing rock-paper-scissors is really unfair to the Devil Muscle Donkey.

Although Brother Pingtou has a bad temper, he doesn't need to play such an unfair game, he turned his mouth and said to Zuo Bing: "Boss, change to a fairer game, or it would be disgraceful to win.

When the time comes, word will spread that I bullied a donkey, and there is no room for my face. "

Zuo Bing looked at the two of them helplessly, took a cigarette, lit it, and took two puffs.

After thinking about it, I couldn't think of any good games, but I remembered the cockfighting I often played when I was a kid.

"Since you two don't think rock-paper-scissors is fair, how about a game of cockfighting?"

"Cockfighting? Boss, where do we get chickens now?"

"Yeah, master doesn't have any chickens around here, so how can we fight?"

The devil's muscular donkey and brother Pingtou are not human, so they don't know what a cockfight is, and they thought it was just playing with two chickens.

Zuo Bing and the two of them were slightly startled when they said that, then put the cigarette in their mouths, pointed to their own legs, then lifted their right legs, and put their hands on the ankles.

After the devil muscle donkey and brother Pingtou watched this action, their faces changed.

Brother Pingtou twitched his mouth and said, "Boss, aren't you embarrassing me? You don't look at my size, can I stand on one foot? Besides, my two claws can't reach my feet." , how do you want me to do this?"

The devil's muscular donkey next to him also nodded and said in agreement: "Director, I can't stand alone with my hoof, why don't we change the way?"

When Zuo Bing heard this, he put his legs down, looked at the two of them coldly, and didn't say a word, which really scared the two of them.

"Well, why don't we stop competing? Can I give in?" The devil's muscled donkey is more aware of current affairs. When he saw Zuo Bing in a state of rage, he immediately gave up.

But brother Pingtou is stubborn and stubborn like a donkey, so he definitely can't easily accept this false surrender.

A sentence popped up directly: "It's not easy, I don't accept it, um, you admit defeat, don't you want to compete with me? I will compete with you today."

After finishing speaking, he turned his head to look at Zuo Bing and said: "Boss, please think about it, what the two of us can do, I must compare with him today, otherwise I will not be able to do it in the flat-headed brother world in the future." messed up."

Zuo Bing saw that the situation was really difficult to handle, so he didn't let them compete. Brother Pingtou is a stubborn donkey, so it must be endless.

Another one, he also wanted to take this opportunity to clean up Brother Pingtou, who is so annoying every day.

"Well, I'll give you a brain teaser now. Whoever gets the answer right wins? How about it? It's relatively simple, right?"

The devil's muscular donkey agreed immediately, and he was confident that he could quickly answer the brain teaser with his IQ.

As for Brother Pingtou, his expression is not very good-looking.

He himself knew that his IQ was not comparable to that stupid donkey, but if he disagreed, it would mean that he had given up. In the end, considering the issue of face, he decided to follow Zuo Bing's arrangement and have a battle of wits.

After both parties agreed on this competition method, the left corner of his mouth slightly raised, he poked his chin and thought for a while, and then asked a question.

"Listen, you two! For the first question, Potato was going to fight with Baozi, but he was blocked by a river on the way, and he was fighting a plant."

The devil muscular donkey and brother Pingtou were taken aback for a moment, then frowned, and began to think about the answer?
Brother Pingtou murmured in his heart: "Potato is going to fight Baozi, and the two things are not of the same species, so they can't fight, right?
In the end, it was blocked by a river. Is there something wrong with it?They are singled out, why do you say you are waiting for them? "

The devil's muscular donkey was thinking seriously, because he remembered what Zuo Bing said at the end that he wanted to shoot a plant.

"Tudou was going to fight with Baozi, but was stopped by the river? That means the Netherlands made potatoes..."

Thinking of this, Devil Muscle Lin had a flash of inspiration, and immediately raised his head and blurted out: "I see, it's snow peas."

Zuo Bing slapped his hands: "That's right, it's snow peas, plus a point for devil's muscles and donkeys."

The flat-headed brother on the side refused to accept it, how could he be a snow pea?
Before she could ask, the left person explained, which was the same idea as the Devil Muscle Donkey just now.

When Brother Pingtou heard this, wasn't he just playing tricks?Unconvinced, he said: "Okay, let him get one point, I know the routine, let's move on to the second question."

Zuo Bing nodded, thought for a while, and then made a second brain teaser.

"After saying it was appropriate for Tudou to come over, he found Baozi. The two sides met and had a hard fight. In the end, Baozi was killed by Tudou, and he was beaten to a kind of food."

The flat-headed brother scratched his head and murmured softly: "The strength of this bun is not very good, and it was killed by a potato? No, the idea went astray again. You want to trick me, there is no way to get a piece of food, right?" Let me think about it."

Two seconds later, just before the Devil Muscle Donkey was about to say the answer, Brother Pingtou shouted: "I see, it's bean paste buns."

Zuo Bing looked at Brother Pingtou in surprise, but he didn't expect this girl to actually guess one. He nodded slightly: "That's right, the answer is bean paste buns. This time, you will get a point for the correct answer first."

"Hey, it's not that easy to win against me." The flat-headed brother curiously pouted at the devil's donkey, looking very provocative.

The devil's muscular donkey was also quite helpless this time, who made him slip away just now and wanted to laugh?Did not think carefully about the answer.

"There is another question, it depends on who is smarter between the two of us."

"Afraid you won't succeed? Boss, come up with a question."

(End of this chapter)

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