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Chapter 633 Brother, Can You Refill Your Cup?

on the stage.

After the applause and cheers, Li An and Lu Yuhao also started their cross talk performance.

On the stage, in front of the cross talk table, Li An and Lu Yuhao stood still, Li An said:
"Hello everyone, we are a new force in cross talk. I am Ang Lee and this is my partner, Lu Yuhao."

"Hello everyone!"

"Today is the final of the "National Crosstalk Contest". My partner and I are very happy to stand on this stage and tell audiences and friends who like our crosstalk!"

"We really should thank our dear audience friends, without them, we would not be so popular! I bow to everyone!" Lu Yuhao thanked.

"Thanks to everyone's support, the work of the last rematch, "Thunder Rolling" became popular! My partner and I also have a lot of fans. Just a few days ago, I met a group of fans on Weibo, and gave I have an opinion!" Li An stretched the sleeves of his gown and said.

"Are there any fans who dare to give opinions? We can't just accept this casually! The last large-scale fantasy fairy cross talk was enough for us! You didn't accept it, did you?" Lu Yuhao saw Ang Lee saying this and quickly pulled him away Li An asked carefully.

"No! How can I be so unprincipled! I just heard that an old man gave me advice, and I fainted from excitement!" Li An said helplessly.

"Oh! What advice does this give you? Can you be so excited?" Lu Yuhao looked disbelieving.

But at this moment, the audience in the audience couldn't hold back when they heard this!
They all heard the meaning of Li An's words!
On Weibo, a fan of the old man?Give you advice?Passed out with excitement?

Isn't that what you mean, comedian Li Daming!
Hey!Li An's mouth is really poisonous!How dare he say it!
"Pfft~!"

There was a burst of laughter from the audience!
"Oh! Li An's mouth is too bad!"

"This doesn't save Daming Li at all! There is also an old man who fainted from excitement! Haha! I laughed so hard!"

"Li An's mouth is too poisonous! This slap in the face is terrible! This is a face-to-face slap!"

"Li Daming is the teacher of the cross talk judges in the finals, and he is sitting on the judging table. Li An really dares to say it! He is not afraid of causing trouble or offending people at all!"

Off the stage, many audience members burst into laughter at Ang Lee's sudden burden.As for the person involved at the judges' table, Li Daming's expression was unbearable!

That was simply wonderful!

Moreover, Li Daming hadn't fully recovered after being stimulated last time. At this moment, Li An suddenly came up with such a segment on the stage, which caused the audience off the stage to roar with laughter!
Li Daming's heart was filled with anger, his face was red and white, he didn't say anything, he didn't suppress it, his eyes rolled, and he was about to faint again!
This scene terrified Cai Dapeng and Nie Dayun who were sitting next to Li Daming on the judging panel. Cai Dapeng and Nie Dayun quickly pinched Li Daming and tried to persuade him!

Off the stage, when the audience saw this scene, they had a deep understanding of Ang Lee's face-slapping methods!
Passed out the judges on a competition show?
This is simply not ordinary tough!This Nima is simply a born fighter!

If you look at other competition programs, which contestant is not afraid of the judges and teachers, and even speaks cautiously, thinking over and over again, for fear of offending the other party and making them unhappy.

But when it came to Li An's place, it was good, and he was so angry that he pinched one of them on the spot!
Why is this Nima's painting style so different!
Many viewers expressed deep sympathy for Li Daming for provoking Li An, this is really too busy to have nothing to do, to lift a stone and hit his own foot to play!
On the stage, Ang Lee continued to talk about his cross talk as if he didn't see the scene on the judges' bench.

Li An has his own principles, and he has never been soft on the three kinds of people.

The first type is a villain who has no brains to make trouble for himself and thinks he is not pleasing to the eye.For this kind of person, Li An will never be soft-hearted.Because, Li An knows a word deeply, the wild fire is endless, and the spring breeze blows and regenerates.If you still have good thoughts and hesitation towards this kind of person, then there will be many times when he will trouble you!
Indecisiveness leads to disaster!None of the founding kings achieved their own hegemony by fighting with others.And the path that Ang Lee is going to take is actually no simpler than creating a country.

So, on the stage, Li An continued to speak without the slightest influence.

"The opinions they gave me were too serious, saying that my cross talk has no educational significance, it only knows how to make people laugh, and nothing else has any other effect."

"Educational significance? If cross talk has educational significance, then why do you need a teacher!" Lu Yuhao replied.

"So, what is crosstalk listening to? In fact, listening is joy and happiness! Since the end of the Qing Dynasty, this art form has existed, and its main function is to make you happy, so that you can relax and be happy for a while. After you are happy, we will be very happy if you find some kind of opinion we express acceptable."

"Correct!"

"But as an actor, from the perspective of professional ethics, we must not impose anything on you. When you come up, crying and shouting to educate you, it is a big mistake. I have a disagreement with this old man The place, right here!"

"This old man's point of view is indeed a bit extreme!"

"I think that as a cross talk actor, if we can make you happy, we have done our best. However, more of our professional cross talk actors in the cross talk world think that the purpose of going on stage is to educate you. Without these two people who talk about cross talk, Your life is not good! You will go astray! There is no career in the world that is more concerned about the country and the people than cross talk actors. People all over the world need cross talk actors to do ideological work, and they lead!"

"This is definitely not possible! The cross talk world is not the United Nations! They don't have that much ability." Lu Yuhao said.

"No? That's because you didn't listen to the cross talk between Wang Ming and Hong Tai just now!" Li An changed his voice and said suddenly.

But at this moment, the audience in the audience seemed to have guessed something when they heard Li An's words!
"Li An is going to do something again!"

"Pfft~! Wang Ming and Hong Tai are going to be unlucky!"

"Heh! The pair of Wang Ming and Hong Tai are really bold. They dare to speak publicly about Li An. They really don't know how terrible Li An's violent temper is!"

The audience in the audience was discussing and sympathizing with Wang Ming and Hong Tai's previous ignorance!
And in the backstage lounge of the game.

Wang Ming and Hong Tai were sitting in their lounge, seeing Li An mentioning the two of them, Hong Tai's expression changed, and his expression was a little nervous!

Li Daming's half-dead look just now is still vivid in his mind. He doesn't want to be slapped in the face by Li An like Li Daming!

Compared to his partner Hong Tai, Wang Ming's performance is much calmer.Even, when he heard Li An talking about himself, Wang Ming's face was a little cruel!
"I want to see what Li An can say about us! I hope he won't ask for trouble!"

When Wang Ming said this with a ruthless face, his partner Hong Taike suddenly became nervous again!

Hong Tai understood his partner's fiery temper very well, so he quickly persuaded him: "Wang Ming, you can't make trouble! Our previous votes have obviously aroused the disgust of the audience. If you make any trouble again, then Our combination can't leave a good impression in front of the public at all!"

"Don't worry about this matter. If Li An really dares to cause trouble for me, I must give him a cruel punishment! Let him never forget it for the rest of his life. I don't want Li Daming to be as old and weak as he is!"

"This" Hong Taishen knew Wang Ming's character and didn't know how to persuade him for a while.

On the stage, Li An and Lu Yuhao continued talking.

"What happened to the cross talk between Wang Ming and Hong Tai?" Lu Yuhao asked pretending not to know.

"Wang Ming and Hong Tai's cross talk, they said that the cross talk was more glorious than the teacher! They said that the cause of cross talk was greater than the public welfare cause! What they said in the cross talk was really touching and made people pee!"

"Heh! This cross talk talk is also unique!" Lu Yuhao had a funny face.

"It's not just that! You may not be familiar with Wang Ming, but I am very familiar with him! He and I are good buddies!" Li An continued.

"You and Wang Ming are good buddies? Shouldn't you? I haven't heard you mention it before!" Lu Yuhao said strangely.

In fact, not only Lu Yuhao was surprised, but the audience, including Wang Ming in the backstage, were a little confused when they heard Li An's words!
good buddies?Don't you want to hate Wang Ming?How did you become good buddies again?Don't you want to get back to where Wang Ming was just now?

The audience in the audience, including Wang Ming himself, was wondering. Li An on the stage spoke again. Li An patted his chest and said with a full face of loyalty:

"You may not know that Wang Ming and I, the two of us, have a life-threatening friendship!"

"Hey! Is it so powerful? I'm just curious, how did you two know each other?" Lu Yuhao said with a look of disbelief.

"How did you know each other? I'm afraid you'll be scared to death if you tell me!" Li An said with a tough face.

"Begging to die." Lu Yuhao continued.

In the backstage lounge.

Hong Tai looked at Wang Ming strangely, and asked, "Do you really know Li An? Are you so close?"

When Wang Ming heard this, he rolled his eyes and felt a bad feeling in his heart.

I know his ass!

"The year I met Wang Ming was in the summer of 11, in Alaska!"

"Is it that far?"

"At that time, in Alaska, we encountered a gang fight. Both Wang Ming and I were caught by a gang. The gang pointed a gun at us and asked us to drink the urine in the barrel! That was a whole day. Rubber bucket!" Li An said while describing, this joke is a joke in Li An's world of hanging~~silk men, in Li An's world, it is almost familiar and everyone knows it.But in this world, this passage is absolutely original, it is the first time it has appeared.

Therefore, after Li An said this, the atmosphere on the stage was very tense, and the audience in the audience listened attentively, and for a while ignored the idea of ​​whether Li An was making up a story.

"Then what happened after that?" Lu Yuhao also asked with a nervous expression, which was in line with the thoughts of the audience off the stage.

"Later, Wang Ming was so loyal! I just wanted to refuse to say 'no', but Wang Ming went directly to the rubber bucket and shouted, 'I'll drink it!' After finishing speaking, he raised the rubber bucket with both hands and let it go It's gone!" Li An said with admiration.

Li An demonstrated while talking, none of the audience at the scene thought that this story would have such an ending, and they were all amused by Li An's sudden demonstration!
"Pfft~!"

"This paragraph..."

"I feel that Wang Ming is going to be popular! This is too disgusting!"

The audience in the audience were discussing, and Wang Ming in the backstage lounge was about to explode!

"I rely on your uncle! I won't call you Wang Ming if I don't give you a hard time later!"

Wang Ming's face was gloomy, watching TV, the veins on his face were bulging, and all the muscles in his body were shaking!
Don't look at Wang Ming as a professional cross talk actor, but he is big and thick, and he is full of tendons, so he is not a good stubble at first glance!
On the stage, Lu Yuhao said with disgust on his face: "This is too disgusting! This is really knowing people and knowing their faces but not knowing their hearts! What happened after that?"

"Later? Later, Wang Ming said something that moved me to this day! I am so moved! Do you know what Wang Ming said?"

"I don't know, what did Wang Ming say?"

"Wang Ming took the rubber bucket and asked the gang members eagerly. Brother, can you refill the glass! At that time, the gang members vomited!" Li An exaggerated.

Off the stage, the audience burst out laughing when they heard what Ang Lee said!

They knew that Li An wouldn't look at Wang Ming and scold him, and would definitely get back the place, but none of them thought that Li An would get back the place like this, this episode is really good enough!
"I... Poof! I still want to refill my glass! It's disgusting, this is too!"

"Haha! Now Wang Ming is going to be ruined!"

"Li An's burden is really nothing! Fortunately, I don't have much to eat at noon!"

"It's not good for Wang Ming to provoke anyone, but it's not fun to find Li An. That's good, Li An can just tell a joke on the spot and play around with you. This refill is really amazing!"

"So, if you say that others say on this stage that cross talk is more glorious than teachers and greater than public welfare, I might really believe it! But I don't believe what this kid Wang Ming said! This kid But he fights and hangs out in nightclubs. If he can educate others, there will really be no hooligans in society! This is the master who wants to refill his drink when he drinks anything convenient!"

on the stage.

Li An really let go, and he didn't play tricks with those people in the cross talk world.Aren't you bothering me?Ridiculously ridiculing, pointing at Sang Huai and scolding me?
Well!Let’s see who among us is afraid of whom!When it comes to the art of swearing, Li An has really never been afraid of anyone!
Ang Lee's cross talk in the finals can be said to be fighting against these people in the cross talk world throughout the whole process!
Li An just wants to tell these people in the cross talk world that even if he fights them hard to the end, he can still win the first place!He still said that the cross talk is more popular than the cross talk in the cross talk world!
Since these cross talk actors in the cross talk world have united against him, Li An will convince them to lose!Let them know what the real gap is!
Dissatisfied?Then hit you!
Than swearing?This is my forte!
　ps: Two chapters in one. . .

　　
　
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