Siheyuan: Xu Damao is stunned at the beginning

Chapter 69 "Holy Shit" Jia Zhang
"Ouch!!! This stinks!"

"Xiaofeng, what's going on?"

The courtyard was bustling with activity. They saw Jia Zhang, who was pushed back with a scooter, covered in filth, and Chen Xiaofeng, who was pushing a bicycle and standing far away.

Everyone pinched their noses and asked in surprise.

"Hi! Don't mention it, just now, didn't I push my grandma to learn how to drive! I rode with her all the way to the entrance of the alley!"

"Who knows, the cover of the septic tank is opened, and the man who digs the excrement is digging the excrement there!"

"No, grandma Banggeng fell into it by accident. Fortunately, the master didn't mind the dirt and helped to fish it out, otherwise it would have been dangerous!"

Chen Xiaofeng described what happened just now vividly, and the people in the courtyard frowned.

"Good guy, I said it's so smelly, so it fell into a cesspit!"

The third master slapped his thigh, but he didn't dare to be happy even if he wanted to.

"You...you...vomit~~~"

Jia Zhang was full of grievances. . .And shit, she pointed at Chen Xiaofeng, and before she could say a word, she couldn't help retching again.

What Chen Xiaofeng said just now, if you want to say it, there is nothing wrong with it.

But to her, Mrs. Jia Zhang, it sounded too strange!
"You... bastard! Why are you pushing so fast? Didn't you do it on purpose!"

After a while, Jia Zhang finally stopped retching, came back to his senses, and immediately found trouble with Chen Xiaofeng.

Today's shit, she can't eat it for nothing!

At the very least, he had to expose Chen Xiaofeng's hypocritical mask in front of all the young and old in the courtyard!

"Quick! No? Not fast at all! You are so heavy, I have to push it with great strength, how can I have the strength to push you away?"

From a long distance away, Chen Xiaofeng pinched his nose and explained in panic.

His sincerity made the people in the courtyard believe his words even more.

After all, compared to Chen Xiaofeng, Jia Zhang's image in this courtyard is much worse!

Spoiling and rolling around playing rogue, which one has she never done?
The residents in this courtyard have more or less suffered from her.

Let’s talk about today’s matter, the car he just bought, you Jia Zhang insisted on requisitioning it, and he kindly taught you that if you fell, it’s a good thing, and you have to bite back.

How can this person reason?

"Can't you say it's fast? What you pushed just now is faster than that train!"

Jia Zhang's eyes widened, and he climbed off the cart, and the Zhou people all retreated after seeing this.

Just kidding, it's time for dinner soon, if she is covered in shit, can you still eat dinner?

"Hey, hey! Just put it aside and say, don't run to us!"

"Where's Qin Huairu? At this juncture, where is she going?"

Everyone hurriedly persuaded Jia Zhang to come closer, and the third uncle's girl Yan Jiedi quickly ran to the middle courtyard to find Qin Huairu.

"Ahem, Grandma Stick, are you talking nonsense now? You can push faster than a train? What do you think I am the reincarnation of an overlord?"

Chen Xiaofeng took over the conversation, showing a little helplessness. With his thin and tall image, he didn't look like a person with such great strength.

"Yes! How fast the train is! You old lady, you're talking nonsense!"

Reminded by Chen Xiaofeng intentionally or unintentionally, the young and old watching in the courtyard all accused Jia Zhang.

Push her faster than the train?
Doesn't this sound like playing a rascal again!

Not to mention pushing her, an old fat pig, even if she runs empty-handed, that person's legs can't run against the wheels of the train!

"me!!!"

Jia Zhang was at a loss for words for a while, and found that he was a little bit confused!

When she was just learning how to drive, everyone was watching from behind. At first, Chen Xiaofeng was quite honest and taught her seriously.

But when they rode, they reached the alley and turned a corner. The sight of these people was blocked, so they didn't see what happened afterwards.

At that time, that boy Chen Xiaofeng was like having lost his mind, he pushed him desperately!

Mrs. Jia Zhang has also ridden the green leather train, more than once, and she dares to swear to the sky that the train is definitely not as fast as Chen Xiaofeng just pushed it!

But she also understood that everyone would definitely not believe this!

"Okay you! You bastard, it turned out to be calculated!"

Only then did Jia Zhang finally come to his senses. From the moment Chen Xiaofeng agreed to her expropriation of bicycles, his attitude towards her changed drastically, and he even taught her how to drive.

All of this turned out to be a conspiracy, in order to make her let go of her defenses and trick her well.

"Today, I must expose you in front of the entire courtyard!"

"You said, you deliberately told me that you can't brake, what do you mean?"

Jia Zhang turned her head and thought of the key evidence. At the entrance of the alley just now, Chen Xiaofeng had reminded her not to press the brakes.

But if you don't pinch it, don't you have to plunge into the latrine?

"Say it! You bastard, don't dare to admit it if you dare to say it!"

Jia Zhangshi was afraid that Chen Xiaofeng would turn his back on him, so he hurriedly added a sentence, as long as Chen Xiaofeng dared to admit it, he might not be able to cure him today!
"Then did you pinch it?"

Chen Xiaofeng asked back with an expression like it's me, so what.

"Pinch it! You bastard wants to harm me, can I still listen?"

Jia Zhang really didn't expect that he, Chen Xiaofeng, could admit it so generously, thinking that he would definitely lose his family today, otherwise he wouldn't be worthy of the crime she just suffered!

"Didn't you fall into it if you pinched it? Then what did I do to you?"

After Chen Xiaofeng finished speaking, Jiazhang fell into silence again.

yes!Squeeze it, fall into the latrine, eat shit!

If you don't pinch it, you will plant your head in the latrine and eat shit!

With her today, it must be shit.

"Hey, oh my god, what did you do, go back to the house... find a place to wash it!"

Qin Huairu, who was cooking in the middle courtyard, suddenly heard the girl from the third master's family come to say that Jia Zhang's family had an accident, so she quickly put down the spatula and ran over.

It doesn't matter, Qin Huairu almost lost her appetite for dinner.

When she opened her mouth, she originally planned to let Mrs. Jia go back to the house to wash up, but in the middle of saying this, she suddenly came to her senses.

If this is washed at home. . .In that room, wouldn't it stink for three to five days?

"Look for a place? Where? My home is here, where can I go?"

Jia Zhang obviously also heard the disgust in Qin Huairu's words, immediately rolled his eyes, and questioned angrily.

Why, the daughter-in-law here still wants to drive her mother-in-law out?

Okay, when Dong Xu recovers from his illness, let him give this uneducated thing a good beating!
"I was wrong, mom, let's go back first, I'll boil water for you, can't you clean yourself up?"

Qin Huairu had no choice but to give in and apologize, and first took Jia Zhang back to the middle court.

(End of this chapter)