Siheyuan: Xu Damao is stunned at the beginning

Chapter 237 Chen Xiaofeng smashed a boulder in his chest!

"Don't worry! Do you think I'm here to make fun of you?"

Chen Xiaofeng smiled slightly and spoke confidently.

Seeing his determined face, Director Sun and the gang of burly guys from the security department began to become suspicious.

Could it be possible. . .This guy really has a way to let them learn these things?
"Could it be...you want to go to Tianqiao to find a juggler, let him pretend to be an employee of our security department, and then perform on stage?"

When Director Sun slapped his thigh, he guessed what kind of medicine was sold in Jia Dongxu's gourd!

It's true that it's too late to practice by yourself, but wouldn't it be no problem to find foreign aid?

For those jugglers on the overpass, these things are a piece of cake for them!

And you don't even have to pretend!

Director Sun only needs to open a letter of introduction, and he can directly get people into the factory!

At that time, others will not be able to gossip!
You know, if you enter their security department, you are a member of the security department!
As for those street performers, Director Sun is not worried that they will not agree!
If you are willing to give him an iron rice bowl for their kind of wandering people, it will be good if they don't grab their heads, so why would they not want to?
"Yes, thank you, Director Chen! Oh, it's all over now, the problem that has troubled our security department for several days has finally been solved!"

Director Sun let out a long breath!

However, as soon as he finished speaking, Chen Xiaofeng waved his hands, saying that his method might not work!
"Director Sun, you can do it this way. It's okay to deceive the leaders in the city, but can you hide it from Director Yang? There are only a few people in your security department, not to mention him, even I can recognize them all!"

"At that time, a stranger suddenly comes and says he is an employee of yours. Do you think Director Yang will believe it? And with his upright temper, can he accept your sneaky behavior?"

Director Sun was completely stunned by Chen Xiaofeng's words.

Indeed, Director Yang. . .There is simply no room for a little sand in the eyes!
If I let him know that I'm playing tricks here, then it's no wonder I have to deal with myself in the future!

"Then...then what can you do!"

Seeing that the matter of finding foreign aid was not going to work, Director Sun was completely helpless, so he quickly asked Chen Xiaofeng again.

"This matter...how should I put it! In fact, breaking a big stone in the chest and stepping on the nail board are not difficult at all!"

After Chen Xiaofeng finished speaking lightly, he ignored Director Sun's foolish eyes and continued to explain!
These things, in his previous life, had already been deciphered tricks of the rivers and lakes!

First of all, let's break the boulder in the chest!
One person was lying on a bench with a stone slab on his chest, and the other person took a sledgehammer and hit it hard, and the stone slab fell apart!

It seemed extremely thrilling, but in fact, it was nothing!

The stone slab was laid flat on the person's chest as a plane. At this time, the force of the hammer falling down did not actually fall directly on the person's body!

Instead, it passed through the slate and was evenly distributed to every part of the upper body!
In other words, why do people get hurt when they hit people directly with a hammer?
It is because the stress area is small and the force is too large!

With the slate, the force-bearing area of ​​the person becomes larger, and the force received becomes smaller after being evenly distributed, so nothing happens!
Those buskers in the Jianghu, who pretended to be there before the smash, and were lucky for a long time, are actually just acting!
The purpose is to let the audience around him believe that he has real kung fu, so they donate generously!
As for stepping on the nailboard!The principle is exactly the same as the broken boulder in the chest!
A wooden board studded with long nails may look scary, but it's not dangerous!
The more and denser the nails, the larger the force-bearing area, and the safer it is!
Those who run the rivers and lakes brag about their hard bridge, hard horse, and hard qigong, but if you really ask him to step on that kind of nail board with only one or two nails, then he will definitely not dare!
"This... is it true or not... Director Chen, don't you lie to us?"

Director Sun showed embarrassment, and the employees behind him were not much better, all of them turned pale when they heard this!

Although what Chen Xiaofeng said was swearing. . .But looking back, why don't they practice by themselves?
If it's a good or bad thing, or if the foot is pierced, then they are the ones who hurt?
Seeing that they were worried, Chen Xiaofeng simply proposed to conduct an experiment on the spot.

The scientific literacy of ordinary people in this era cannot be compared with that of the 21st century, so even though they don't believe it, Chen Xiaofeng still plans to continue explaining patiently.

Under his proposal, a group of people came to the old office building in a mighty manner.

A staff member of the security department in the middle of the term found a quick slate from the garden, and Director Sun found a sledgehammer from nowhere.

Although the things have been prepared, but you look at me and I look at yours, but they still feel a little guilty.

"Director Chen... are you sure?"

"If you are smashed out of good or bad...you can't come to me to settle the score later, can you?"

The group of them retreated a long time ago, so Chen Xiaofeng naturally let them bite the bullet and try it lazily, so as not to be afraid of shaking their hands for a while, and instead have an accident!
He brought a bench, took off his shirt and lay down on the bench, then took the slate handed by the worker, and put it on his body.

"Come on, but...you have to aim at the slate!"

Chen Xiaofeng knew the truth in his heart, of course he knew that there would be no danger for someone with a broken boulder in his chest!
But what if Director Sun is blind and trembling. . .If a hammer hits his crotch. . .

That thing is hard to say!
"This... don't worry about it, such a big stone slab!"

"Okay, Director Chen, are you ready?"

Director Sun spit on the palm of his hand, rubbed it together and raised the sledgehammer.

Chen Xiaofeng nodded lightly, then held his breath.

"boom!!!"

Director Sun didn't even count one, two, three, so he just dropped the sledgehammer!
And the stone slab was smashed to pieces following his movements.

"No... nothing, nothing, right!"

After the stone slab shattered, dust billowed up. After smashing it, Director Sun quickly dropped the hammer, and then ran forward to check the condition of Chen Xiaofeng's body.

"Ahem! No... It's okay, it's okay! It's just that the dust is too big, and I'm choking on it!"

With the support of Director Sun and others, Chen Xiaofeng stood up immediately. He patted the dust on his chest, revealing his strong chest and abdominal muscles!
The people from the security department immediately surrounded him, watching and touching him.

Responding, Chen Xiaofeng immediately reached out to open their hands, then hugged himself, and asked vigilantly what the other party wanted to do.

"Uh...hehe, oh, Director Chen, you are really amazing, you really don't have any injuries on your body!"

"Oops, it turns out that Tianqiao's band of performers... are all charlatans! I was so mad, I paid back a dime when I watched a trick last month!"

Seeing that Chen Xiaofeng was safe and sound, the staff of the security department put on relaxed expressions, and everyone chatted and laughed!

They really didn't expect that Director Chen really didn't lie to them. These seemingly thrilling acrobatics that required hard qigong turned out to be deadly tricks.

"Haha, not all of them. Most of the acrobatics are trained by artists of all sizes!"

"But the few things I told you, it is true that one person can come!"

"How? Now you dare to do it?"

While putting on his clothes, Chen Xiaofeng asked the security staff for their opinions!
He personally went into battle today, demonstrating a chest crushing boulder!
If these grandsons still dare not, then he really has no choice!

"Dare! Of course I dare!"

"Director Chen, you have personally demonstrated to us, why don't we dare?"

"By the way, besides breaking the boulder on the chest and stepping on the roof, are there any other acrobatics that look powerful but can be performed by anyone?"

The security staff, including Director Sun, have now dispelled their doubts!
Someone, Chen Xiaofeng, took the lead in demonstrating, and after proving it was safe, they were naturally no longer afraid!

But for these two things alone, it will take three to five minutes at most. A program should take at least seven or eight minutes, right?

So they then asked Chen Xiaofeng to see if there were any other acrobatics that could be added together to make up the length of the show!

"Well... step on the eggs! By the way, step on the eggs!"

Chen Xiaofeng said excitedly!

Eggs seem fragile, but when you put them in your hands, you will find that they can't be broken no matter how you hold them!

The reason is still a scientific principle of balanced force!

Chen Xiaofeng saw a performance when he was very young.

The acrobat put a box of eggs in front of him, claiming that he could do some light work!
Muttering in his mouth, when he went up to 99, he was just able to walk when he went down. I have never seen anyone who can walk on an egg, and then stepped on it.

Chen Xiaofeng, who was still young at the time, thought that the egg would definitely break, but he didn't realize it. Not only did the man stand on it, but nothing happened!
Even when he was still wriggling on the egg, the egg was still intact!

Next, naturally the acrobat won the house, and by the way, made a lot of money!
But when Chen Xiaofeng was in his teens and entered junior high school, he understood the principle in physics class!
After explaining to Director Sun and the others, they still listened in a cloud of fog, but after learning from the experience of the broken boulder in their chests, they did not dare to doubt Chen Xiaofeng's words.

"Okay, you just prepare as I said. Remember when the time comes, don't patronize the show and finish it! You also take it easy and pretend!"

"For example, before the boulder is broken on the chest, you should be lucky, and put on a pose after the end, so that people think you have real kung fu!"

"That's it, you practice first, I have to go to other departments to have a look!"

More than half of the morning was wasted in the security department!

There's no other way, who let the burly guys in the security department really overwhelmed their brainpower!

Although it took a bit too much time, for Chen Xiaofeng, he finally solved the biggest problem!
The rest of the departments are easier to handle than the security department!
After finishing his orders, Chen Xiaofeng left the old office building straight away.

Before dinner time, he planned to go to the screening department to have a look!

Yesterday Xu Damao couldn't find a partner for his old love song duet, and he was beaten up by the staff of the security department. I don't know if he still sings now.

"Xiaofeng!"

"Come here, come here, I have something to tell you!"

To go to the office of the projection department, you have to go through the cafeteria first.

But just as Chen Xiaofeng reached the entrance of the cafeteria, he heard someone calling him.

Turning his head in doubt, he found that it was Sha Zhu who called him!

"What's the matter? Didn't your program pass?"

Chen Xiaofeng asked in confusion.

"Oh no! I'm asking you, did you call the police this morning?"

Sha Zhu shook his head quickly when he heard the words, he was looking for Chen Xiaofeng, it wasn't because of the Mid-Autumn Festival show!

"Oh, yes!"

"Didn't Mrs. Jia Zhang shout to call the police this morning?"

"On our way to work, we happened to pass by the police station, so I just mentioned it to the police officer!"

Chen Xiaofeng said jokingly!

If Mrs. Jia Zhang wants to call the police, the old man will definitely have to finish the game!

And if the uncle doesn't want to finish the game, he can only use money to buy Jiazhang!

If an agreement is really reached for these beasts, it will not be a good thing for Chen Xiaofeng!

So when he came to work in the morning, he suddenly had an idea and went to call the police first, cutting off Yi Zhonghai's escape route!
Uncle's behavior is definitely illegal and criminal!
This matter, if the uncle reached an agreement with Jia Zhang in private, it would not be a big deal, but if the police find out, it will not be so easy if you want to privately!
Because of the violation of the crime, this is a public prosecution case!
Whether the victim forgives or not, the relevant department will still have to sue you.

"Why are you calling the police!!"

"Oh, they have already negotiated, the uncle will pay Jia Zhang 50 yuan every month! Both sides have no objection, and suddenly the police came to the door!"

Silly Zhu said in a hurry.Chen Xiaofeng who was listening kept nodding his head!
Indeed, the development of the matter was exactly as he thought!
But he didn't expect Jia Zhang's appetite to be so big, and he asked for [-] immediately!

Still fifty per month!
What surprised him even more was that the stingy old man actually agreed!
Fortunately, he called the police in time, otherwise, he would have missed this great opportunity to deal with them!
"So what's going on now?"

Chen Xiaofeng quickly asked curiously.

"What else can I do? The police don't care if Jia Zhang didn't forgive her! When they heard that it really happened, they handcuffed the uncle and the third mom on the spot!"

"Tell me... what's the matter with you here! I don't usually see you being so concerned about their affairs? How come you think of it now and call the police! You are too stupid!"

Silly Zhu said angrily.

He didn't dislike the uncle too much, although he felt that he would no longer provide for him in the future, but the relationship between the two was not bad!
No, from last night to this morning, he was there with him, helping people find ways to come up with ideas!
But just as the big things turned into small things, and when the small things were about to turn into small things, suddenly the police came to the door directly!
Let them work all night in vain!
(End of this chapter)