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Chapter 1684 Lazy Pig Bajie
"Several elders, take care!" The king led the ministers to see off Chen Ziang and others, all the way to the gate of the city.

"Go back, you don't need to send it off!" Chen Ziang turned his head and shouted at them, and when he was about to turn his head to leave, he suddenly saw the princess hiding in the crowd.

Chen Ziang couldn't help but confess softly, and left without looking back. He didn't know when the princess would come out. He hoped that she could forget him in the future and marry a good man.

After out of their sight, Zhu Bajie was about to take off, but Chen Ziang grabbed the waistband of his trousers.

"Master, stop pulling, you will tear off my pants." Zhu Bajie still didn't know what Chen Ziang wanted to do.

Chen Ziang said, "We have flown a lot during this time, so let's go for a while. If we encounter monsters on the road, we can kill them and eliminate harm for the people."

After Chen Ziang said that, Zhu Bajie had no other choice but to follow obediently.

The four masters and apprentices plus a white dragon horse walked for three days without knowing it. What was a bit disappointing was that they didn't meet any monsters in these three days.

On this day, several people came to a mountain covered with rocks.

Everyone stopped to rest for a while, Chen Ziang took out five bottles of Coke from the third space, and with a little effort, the temperature of the Coke was lowered and turned into iced Coke.

The scorching sun is in the sky, this bottle of iced cola is not to mention how refreshing it is to drink.

"Master, let's take a break first and let this idiot go patrolling the mountains and exploring the road." Sun Wukong said to Chen Zi'ang.

Chen Ziang accepted this suggestion, but Zhu Bajie said unconvinced, "Master, why do you always ask me to explore the way?"

"Because this is a joint decision made by Master and I, don't you agree?" Sun Wukong smiled triumphantly, because he knew that Zhu Bajie would definitely not accept it, but he had to do it.

Chen Ziang took out a pack of cigarettes, threw one to Zhu Bajie, and said, "It was agreed that you would not be able to smoke for half a year, so this one is a reward for you in advance."

Zhu Bajie smiled happily when he took the cigarette, and said, "Thank you, master, my old pig will go right away!" After speaking, he took the cigarette and left.

"This idiot." Sun Wukong smiled and pointed at Zhu Bajie who was leaving. Then Chen Ziang took the lighter from his hand, lit it and said, "Master, I'll do it!"

"Yes." Chen Ziang took it for granted that Sun Wukong lit a cigarette for him. He was probably the only one who could enjoy this treatment throughout the ages.

The two of them finished smoking a cigarette, and half an hour passed without Zhu Bajie coming back. Sun Wukong got impatient with the wait, so he said, "Master, Bajie must be lazy, I'll go and take a look."

Chen Ziang nodded, and Monkey King turned into a sparrow in an instant, flying towards the direction Zhu Bajie left.

More than ten kilometers away, Zhu Bajie was sleeping on a big rock, snoring loudly.

Suddenly, Zhu Bajie felt a very itchy nose, opened his eyes in horror and shouted "Monster!" He said and touched the nine-toothed rake aside, but he couldn't see the monster when he looked around. sparrow.

Zhu Bajie said angrily, "You must have mistaken my old pig's nose for rotten wood, looking for bugs to eat. I'll cover my nose and see what you do." After that, he covered his nose with his sleeves and continued to close it. Eyes sleep.

In the midst of half-dream and half-awake, his face suddenly felt wet, he opened his eyes in a daze and said, "Is it raining?" Looking up, how could there be rain in the clear sky.

Zhu Ba curiously touched his face, looked at his palm, there were two balls of wet white bird feces on his face, it seemed that the bird's intestines were not very good, and he had loose bowels.

"I'll fuck you!" Zhu Bajie picked up a stone and threw it at the sparrow, and the sparrow dodged nimbly.

Zhu Bajie cursed to himself, "It's okay for Bi Mawen to bully me, even you will bully me." After saying that, he lay down again, but he couldn't fall asleep.

Zhu Bajie crossed his legs and said to himself, "But I slept late, and when the master asks what kind of mountain it is, how should I deal with it?"

At this moment, Zhu Bajie saw that the surroundings were full of stones, and he had an idea and said, "Yes! If the master asks what kind of mountain this is, I will say it is a stone mountain. If you want to ask what kind of cave it is, just say it is a stone cave."

It didn't take long for Zhu Bajie to come back, and Chen Zi'ang and Sun Wukong had half-smiling smiles on their faces, as did Sha Wujing.

"Master, what's wrong with you?" Zhu Bajie asked with a guilty conscience.

Sun Wukong smiled and said, "Bajie, you haven't wiped off the bird droppings on your face yet."

Zhu Bajie immediately wiped his face, but found that it was still not wiped clean, and cursed after finishing wiping, "Don't mention it, I have been training well in mountain patrolling, and suddenly I ran into a plague bird, which dropped bird droppings on my head. "

Sun Wukong laughed again and said, "No, Junior Brother, if you are patrolling the mountains, you should face forward, and bird droppings will also fall on your head. Could it be that you have been lying on the ground to be lazy and not patrolling the mountains?"

"You monkey, just make up some unfounded things to tease me." Zhu Bajie responded calmly. If the reaction was too big, it would arouse suspicion.

Chen Ziang asked, "Bajie, what kind of mountain is this?"

"Stone Mountain." Zhu Bajie said the words he had prepared.

Sha Wujing asked, "What kind of cave is it?"

"Stone Cave."

Monkey King continued to ask, "What kind of door is a hole?"

"Iron chain door with iron nails." Zhu Bajie felt that he was too witty, he had already thought up the answer to the three people's question, but he always felt that there was something strange, but he couldn't say it.

Sun Wukong stretched out three fingers and said with a smile, "There are three doors in the cave. If you ask how many nails are on the door, you will say that I am so busy that I can't remember, right?"

"Hey, Brother Monkey, you didn't go on a mountain patrol. How do you know what I, old Zhu, want to say in my heart." Zhu Bajie now understood what was wrong, because everything was so perfect, and he had thought out every problem in advance. , Chen Ziang and others asked every question.

Sun Wukong sneered and said, "Where are you going to patrol the mountains? You are obviously lazy and sleeping too much. If that bird didn't wake you up, you wouldn't be able to come back now!"

No matter how stupid Zhu Bajie was, he could react at this moment, pointing at Monkey King and saying, "You transformed that bird!"

"It's your grandpa and me!" Sun Wukong took out the golden cudgel as he said, scaring Zhu Bajie to run behind Chen Ziang.

Chen Ziang said, "Bajie, I want Wukong to hit your ass twenty times, are you willing to be punished?"

"Master, I am willing! But the punishment cannot be punished by the senior brother. His attack is neither serious nor serious. How about letting Junior Brother Sha come?" Zhu Bajie saw that he could not escape the difficulty, so he could only find a way to feel better. Get over it.

Chen Ziang nodded, and then said to Sha Wujing, "Wujing, do it."

(End of this chapter)