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Chapter 1665: Threesome with Smoking and Guns

"Master, I deserve to die, so just let me go." Zhu Bajie's words leaked out, and the arrogance just now was gone.

At this time, a beautiful figure ran out of the house, and Cuilan ran up to old man Gao, and the two hugged each other and cried.

Sun Wukong pointed at Zhu Bajie and said, "You pig monster, you dare to insult the master even if you don't say anything about robbing women from the people. If it weren't for the guidance of the Bodhisattva, I would cook a big pot and eat pig's head meat tonight."

Zhu Bajie said dejectedly, "Cuilan and I are in love, so how can we say it was robbery? As for the master, it's just that I, the old pig, am blind and forgot the Bodhisattva's advice for a moment."

Chen Ziang saw that Zhu Bajie had a good attitude in pleading guilty, and the anger in his heart disappeared. Although Zhu Bajie is lazy, he is better than Monkey King in one thing, that is, he can bend and stretch, and immediately admits to cowardly when he encounters troubles that cannot be solved.

"Forget it, you will be my second apprentice from today on. I will name you Bajie, and your Dharma name will be Wuneng. Are you satisfied?" Chen Ziang asked back.

"Satisfied, satisfied!" Zhu Bajie didn't dare to say no, besides, he voted for a pig fetus, and no parents gave him a name, so it just so happened that he had a name.

"Wukong, untie your brother." Chen Ziang released Zhu Bajie's rope after Sun Wukong finished speaking, and Zhu Bajie knelt down on the ground as a teacher-disciple salute.

Old Man Gao cupped his hands and said, "Congratulations to the holy monk for gaining another disciple!"

"Amitabha." Chen Ziang said with his hands clasped together.

Old man Gao ordered his subordinates to bring a plate of silver, and said, "Thank you two masters, these silver taels are a little token of my heart."

Chen Zi'ang waved his hand and said, "The gold and silver finances are like dung to me. If the old benefactor doesn't mind, let us stay here for one night."

The old man Gao said excitedly, "I wish for it!"

That night, the three masters and apprentices stayed in Gao Laozhuang.

Zhu Bajie also told Chen Ziang and Sun Wukong his details. After hearing this, Sun Wukong said disdainfully, "You idiot is a coward, so can you make fun of Chang'e?"

Zhu Bajie lowered his head and said, "Sister Chang'e and I are in love."

"Stop it! If you're a woman, you'll be in love with her. You're too thick-skinned." Chen Zi'ang couldn't take it anymore. Zhu Bajie had only an average appearance when he was the marshal of the canopy. How could Chang'e fall in love with him.

If the two of them really liked each other, they would not be reported by Chang'e and demoted to the mortal world as a pig.

Sun Wukong squeezed Zhu Bajie's cheeks, took a hand of lard, and said, "Master, you really have a thick skin."

Zhu Bajie curled his lips angrily and fell down on the bed to sleep. After a while, he began to snore.

Sun Wukong suggested, "Master, let's go to bed earlier."

"No hurry, I'll read the scriptures again." Chen Zi'ang closed his eyes and chanted the scriptures. The hypnotic effect of the chanting was better than that of lullabies, and he lay down and fell asleep after a while.

early morning.

After Chen Ziang woke up, he found that he was still covered with a quilt. He turned his head and saw that Zhu Bajie was still fast asleep on the bed, and Wukong was waving a golden cudgel in the yard.

When the sky got brighter, Chen Ziang was already planning to set off, but Zhu Bajie was still lying on the bed snoring loudly. If no one woke him up, he might still be able to sleep all day.

Chen Ziang frowned and grabbed Zhu Bajie's ear. Zhu Bajie woke up in pain and said, "It hurts!"

"The sun is drying your butt, get up and hurry."

Chen Ziang let go of Zhu Bajie's ears, went to the yard to meet Monkey King, and said goodbye to Old Man Gao and his wife.

The old man Gao, his wife and their daughter Cuilan stood at the door, Zhu Bajie turned around and shouted, "Old pig is not going to learn the scriptures, but he will come back, Cuilan, wait for me!" Cuilan hid in fright behind the parents.

Sun Wukong lifted his foot and kicked him on the buttocks, and said angrily, "Don't talk nonsense, let's go!"

However, Zhu Bajie would rather be beaten by Monkey King, and still reluctantly turn his head to look at Cuilan from time to time.

After leaving his sight, Chen Ziang took off together with Bai Longma and Monkey King. Zhu Bajie was dumbfounded and said with blinking eyes, "Master, you can fly too?!"

"Idiot, come up quickly." Sun Wukong shouted towards Zhu Bajie, and Zhu Bajie also flew up, following behind Chen Ziang.

Chen Ziang looked at Zhu Bajie's absent-minded look, and couldn't help but teach, "Look at you, what do you look like now?"

"Ah?" Zhu Bajie was stunned.

Chen Ziang said, "Women are not obtained by chasing, let alone by robbing like you, but by working hard to improve yourself, so that countless women will automatically come to your door. What you have to do is to improve yourself. Obtaining the scriptures is A process of great self-improvement, you understand?"

Zhu Bajie was in a trance when he heard it, and said, "Although the disciple didn't fully understand, but listening to the meaning of the master, you seem to be an expert, master?"

"Bajie, you are talking nonsense again. The master is a monk, how could he be nostalgic for these men and women." Although Sun Wukong said that, he also had some doubts in his heart, because Chen Ziang's words and deeds were really different from ordinary monks. too same.

Chen Ziang did not answer, but silently took out a pack of cigarettes and started smoking, his eyes full of vicissitudes of life.

If people saw monks smoking in the real world, it would probably be news, but in this world there is no such thing as tobacco, so no one would say anything.

But Monkey King and Zhu Bajie still felt curious, and Monkey King asked curiously, "Master, what is this?"

"This is called a cigarette, do you want to try it?" Chen Ziang handed Zhu Bajie and Monkey King one each. Both of them were coughing, and Monkey King almost burned the hair on his mouth.

The appearance of the two smoking could not help but make Chen Ziang laugh. He threw away their cigarettes, and said, "If you don't know how to smoke, don't smoke. Cigarettes are not a good thing."

"No, my old grandson wants to learn it!" Sun Wukong begged for another cigarette from Chen Ziang as he spoke, and he actually learned it after a while. Zhu Bajie was a little stupid, but he had already adapted. The smell of tobacco.

Ever since, there was a very joyful scene.

The three masters and apprentices were flying in the sky, one of them was holding a cigarette in his mouth, puffing away smoke, which made the little dragon horse complain incessantly due to the second-hand smoke.

"Master, this cigarette is not strong enough. Is there anything stronger?" After Sun Wukong said this, he received a chestnut from Chen Zi'ang on the head. Chen Zi'ang blew out a puff of smoke and said angrily, "You still think it's not strong enough?" What we are smoking is not cigarettes, but loneliness!”

"That's right." Zhu Bajie agreed and flicked the cigarette butt from the sky.

Chen Ziang then grabbed Zhu Bajie's ears and said, "Put out the cigarette butt before throwing it away. What if it catches fire?"

"Yes, yes, yes." Zhu Bajie honestly picked up the cigarette butt that was in mid-air.

(End of this chapter)