Chapter 16

After saying goodbye to the four, Chen Ziang quietly returned to Washington. Mrs. Hua was closing her eyes and immersed in Tang Bohu's rap. This rap not only rhymed, but also incorporated Western percussion instruments. The combination of Chinese and Western is just right. Shocking, so perfect!

"It's miserable, it's miserable, I have to poop after eating, I still want to poop after pooping, I want to eat after pooping, life is just eating poop, miserable!" A tragic poem written by Wu Zhuangyuan brought Mrs. Hua and others back to the world. , no, it should be said to be hell
Chen Ziang stood in the corner and snickered. Although Wu Zhuangyuan's poem is a bit vulgar, it is also a good poem that is relevant to life.

Then, like the plot of the movie, Qiu Xiang interceded for Tang Bohu, and Mrs. Hua arranged for him to be a companion for her two sons.

Tang Bohu is worthy of being the first of the five geniuses in the south of the Yangtze River. He easily transformed the two Washington idiots he was going to serve into serving him, and recognized him as his eldest brother.

These days, Chen Ziang is still doing things like sweeping the floor and roasting chicken wings, but because Tang Bohu has become a high-level companion reading boy, Wu Zhuangyuan is also a lot more polite to Chen Ziang.

A happy event happened in a few days. Zhu Zhishan was arrested by Wu Zhuangyuan because he faked Tang Bohu to sell paintings. He was locked in the firewood room, and because Mrs. Hua authorized Zhu Zhishan to reward Sister Pomegranate, the two were like dry wood. Encountered with the fire, the thunder of the sky stirred the fire, and it suddenly ignited.

Chen Ziang hid by the window outside the firewood house and saw many scenes that were not suitable for children that did not appear in the movies
"Tsk tsk, that thing in Zhu Zhishan is as ugly and short as the worm in Tang Bohu's painting at the beginning."

"Sister Pomegranate is not arrogant, she has so many moves in this area, I admire it!" Chen Ziang made up for the image of Wu Zhuangyuan wearing a green hat.

The two were about to reach the limit, and Chen Zi'ang left quietly, because Tang Bohu was coming next, and sure enough, Chen Zi'ang caught up behind Tang Bohu as soon as his forefoot left.

As the days passed, Chen Ziang would come to the courtyard in the dead of night to draw a small circle on the rockery with black charcoal from the kitchen, and practice throwing flying knives. After a few days, Xiao Li’s flying knives (Xiao Youcheng) could be regarded as the realm. solidify.

Once Tang Bohu accidentally discovered the small slits left by the many flying knives on the rockery that were inserted and pulled out, Nan Nan said to himself, "I don't know who is using the rockery to practice, this destructive force is almost as good as my overlord. The guns are comparable." Chen Ziang smiled and said nothing, because no one of the five talents knew that he could wield a knife.

"Master, King Ning came in with a large number of people," Wu Zhuangyuan reported to Taishi Hua in the hall.

"Finally, it's here!" Chen Ziang, who was sweeping the floor outside the door, was relieved to hear the conversation between the two. He was tired of the low-level servant sweeping the floor and roasting chicken wings every day. Finally, he waited until King Ning arrived, so that he could finish it first. The first task.

"Hahahaha, Master Hua, how are you?!" King Ning strode in as if he was walking in his own courtyard. Two people stood behind him, one on the left and one on the right. The one on the left, who was bloated in black, was Chuanchang. The one on the right, dressed in white, is a life-threatening scholar, and behind him are the pawns he brought.

"I'm really flattered that the lord is here in the humble house." Taishi Hua stepped forward and said with a smile. Although he was very reluctant, he still had to do enough to save face.

After a short while, Ning Wang said, "I have a lot of research on Dan Qing, the master of Wang Suwen, and today I found a few original works of Tang Bohu for you." The servant took out a picture of a peacock and placed it on the table.

"I admire the king's demeanor the most. The aura that makes the birds bow their heads is vivid on the paper. It is worthy of being the king of birds!" Said it was a king, and he had to give the painting to Taishi Hua, implying that he himself was the peacock who just wanted to be the king. If Taishi Hua accepted the painting, he would agree to help him rebel.

Of course, Taishi Hua, who was in the official residence, politely refused, and King Ning said angrily, "Are you not giving me face and forcing me to go crazy?"

Everything still follows the plot. Zhu Zhishan was pulled out and asked to draw a picture of the proud intention of the phoenix. Unfortunately, Zhu Zhishan only had a little achievement in literature. He didn’t know anything about painting. He was beaten until he was frothing at the mouth and passed out.

"It's known that Taishi is so talented, I have a staff general who wants to learn from you." King Ning said, "Let's do the right thing."

"There are three masters in one town and two li, who don't know the four books, five classics, and six meanings. How dare you teach seven, eight, nine, and nine sons?" If it's not right, I'll really go crazy." King Ning pressed step by step and said threateningly.

Tang Bohu was about to say, "Let me try it." Chen Ziang walked slowly over under everyone's attention. "Ten rooms and nine poor have eight, two, seven, six, five cents, four cents, but half-hearted, first-class nasty!"

"Brother Tang, I'm sorry," Chen Ziang thought to himself, turning his head a little guilty and looking at Tang Bohu with a surprised face.

"Duan Chuanchang, the number one scholar and staff general in Xiaqi Province, nicknamed [The King of Kings], who is your Excellency?" Du Chuanchang said arrogantly.

Humph, look at me for a while, I will not wear your intestines. "I have read the book for two years, and now I am from Washington, and the code name is 9526."

Immediately afterwards, there were many pairs of Chuanchang, but each poem was the same as in the play, and Chen Ziang easily matched the original pair.

"Ten mouths of thoughts, thinking of the king, thinking of the country, thinking of the society"

"A total of eight countries, enjoy the flowers, the moon and the winter fragrance" can not be said that Qiuxiang can only be replaced by Dongxiang.
To Chuanchang: "Come plant trees on your grave"

Chen Zi'ang "Ru Family Bathtub Mixed Fish"

For Chuanchang "fish fat fruit ripened into my stomach"

Chen Ziang said, "Your mother will come and cook for you." After finishing speaking, Chuanchang didn't immediately collapse and vomit blood, but held his chest and resisted the surging blood.

Could it be that I didn't match up with Lord Xing's demonic laughter, so the lethality wasn't enough?Chen Ziang was a little puzzled. This is a bit different from the script. Forget it, let's go in and out. Anyway, I still have the fourth-level writing system sent by the system.

"I don't believe it anymore, there is a reception at your grave"

Chen Ziang thought about it and said, "Your family eats and mixes ashes"

I couldn't bear it for Chuanchang, and the murderous intention had already been revealed in his eyes, "I will order you to be slaughtered in the future"

"Kill you fat pig first"

"Pu~u" Chuanchang finally couldn't stand the insult and fell to the ground to vomit blood, and turned on the blood vomiting mode.

"That 9526, I have nothing to do with you here, go out and sweep your land," Hua Taishi said happily, stroking his beard. King Ning, the champion of the seven provinces, vomited out the blood of a servant of his own family. Isn't that compelling enough?

"Ding! Mission [-] completed"

"Yes" Chen Ziang pretended to retreat in order to cooperate with his master, leaving the rest to Tang Bohu.

 Thanks to the book friend 1816895118 for the recommendation vote, I have voted for several days, thank you~( ̄▽ ̄~)~
  


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