Cosmic Big Boss
Chapter 1010 Why is it always me who gets hurt
Chapter 1010 Why is it always me who gets hurt
In front of the golden stele.
Everyone became inexplicably nervous, what kind of taste this Chuangshi God has, we will find out later!
After a while, the voice that seemed to come from the supreme sounded again, "There is no taste of obsession between the lines, but if you taste it carefully, you can also express the obsession of men with women. You barely meet the standard!"
What the hell!
This kind of poetry really hits the mark!
All the scholars in the audience were stunned, feeling that they really couldn't understand the world.
If even the God of Creation is so shameless, does that also mean that the world should be proud of being cheap! ?
And these scholars who have studied hard for many years in the cold window cannot be regarded as real cultural people at all.
Because they don't know how to write erotic poems, they don't realize the true meaning of learning at all.
"Great!"
Ruan Xiaoqi jumped up excitedly. This was the first time since he was a scholar that he was recognized by the God of Creation. This feeling is really...excellent!
Undead Xuan Shao behind Wang Hao looked annoyed. If he could turn back time, he would definitely choose to study hard.
Because he knows that he is more than cheap, but not cheap, and what Wang Hao and Ruan Xiaoqi are inferior to is literary accomplishment.
At this moment, the supreme voice sounded again, "Is there anyone else who wants to add, if not, then the halo belongs to this person..."
The eyes of everyone in the audience fell on Wang Hao in an instant. It seemed that only Wang Hao had the ability to beat Ruan Xiaoqi in this respect, and the others were not qualified at all.
Wang Hao said with a smile: "Looking horizontally, it looks like mountains and peaks, just because I am in this mountain."
"Fuck!"
Everyone in the audience couldn't help but swear, and couldn't help but praise Wang Hao's poem in their hearts.
This sentence is really coquettish but not sloppy, obscene without losing connotation.
Not only is there no explicit expression, but the obsession is written so vividly.
Even from the literal meaning alone, it is completely impossible to see that he wrote obscene poems.
Of course, the subtlety of this phrase "only because of being in the mountains" is that it can be perfectly applied no matter whether the God of Creation is obsessed with the women's bathhouse or the mountains!
All the scholars in the audience looked at Wang Hao with admiration. They didn't realize until today that a real poem should not only write the literal meaning to fool the world, but also hide the author's obscene thoughts.
Zhao Yiling's eyes were shining with golden light, and she found that Wang Hao was the most handsome when he was studying, just like when they first met, Wang Hao became the focus of the audience with high spirits.
Ling Xiao couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Junior Brother is Junior Brother. Not only the name of the Demon King is powerful in the multiverse, but even the name of prostitute will soon spread all over the world. It is really admirable, admirable!"
"Boss, you are the strongest, the best, the brightest, the most proud..."
Qian Wanyang and Chen Yao jumped up excitedly and called Wang Hao frantically.
Wang Tianyi sighed and said, "I'm sorry for this child. I didn't accompany him on his growth path, which made him walk on this path."
Lin Shiqi said with tears: "Brother Tianyi, it's not your fault. If I hadn't returned to the Ice Palace back then, then Hao'er would have been even better."
Wang Tianyi put his arms around Lin Shiqi, and asked in a low voice: "Shiqi, do you think we really don't want another one!? This boss feels that there is no hope!"
Lin Shiqi pushed Wang Tianyi away, and said in a cold voice: "You are hopeless, Hao'er is just thick-skinned, but her character is still good. Besides, the God of Creation is so shameless now, which proves that Hao'er has no shame. Wrong way!"
Xia Weiwei, Xue Qianqin, Mai Mengmeng, and Le Xuan couldn't help complaining in their hearts, their master must have a problem with his eyesight! ?With Wang Hao's shameless character, is his character really okay? ?
At this moment, the voice that seemed to come from the supreme sounded again, "Perfect answer, get the second halo!"
"call out……"
In the next second, there was a rapid burst of wind.
Everyone in the audience looked at Wang Hao enviously, and saw a little bit of starlight flying from all directions, and then formed a second golden halo around Wang Hao's waist like a firefly.
Wang Hao turned his head to look at Killing God, raised his eyebrows and said: "Ugly, have you seen that, this is called writing poetry!"
"you……"
His whole body trembled with a murderous look, and he had the urge to kill Wang Hao desperately.
Because he found that Wang Hao was really scary. If Wang Hao successfully boarded the road to the sky and obtained the godhead, then the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss would be in chaos, and his body would undoubtedly die.
Oreki said: "Lord Killing God, I know what you are worried about. Although Wang Hao's combat power is terrifying, it is not impossible to deal with him."
Killing God frowned and said, "You don't intend to borrow the power of the ancient Heavenly Demon!?"
Oreki smiled confidently: "Lord Killing God, don't worry, after the research of the Chosen Son of the past generations, we have been able to borrow the power of the ancient Heavenly Demon, and it is absolutely foolproof."
Killing God reminded: "You must be careful when using it. If you let the ancient sky demon escape, the consequences will be disastrous."
Oreki slapped his chest fiercely and reassured: "Master Shashen, don't worry, the villain knows how to measure."
At this moment, the text on the golden stele changed again. It said, "The day of hoeing is at noon, please use your imagination and write the following sentences. Friendly reminder, the more the better."
The god of killing suddenly shouted incoherently excitedly: "It's the noon of the day of hoeing, and it's the noon of the day of hoeing. The god of creation has heard this poem before, and the god has heard it before. There is absolutely nothing wrong with it. The god remembers it clearly. Chu..."
Oreki raised his hand and said loudly: "Killing gods are mighty, great blessings are equal to heaven!"
"Killing God is mighty, great fortune is equal to the sky!" The people behind Killing God also raised their hands and shouted loudly.
Wang Hao was taken aback for a moment, always feeling that something was wrong, would a bitch really let people know the answer so easily? !
Killing God gave Wang Hao a provocative look, and then shouted loudly: "Women are unreliable at noon on the day of hoeing; if you have nothing to do, it's better to fight the landlord."
"Hey..."
Wang Hao blew up in an instant, the God of Creation was indeed his fellow villager, and he even brought Doudizhu with him.
The supreme voice sounded, "Wrong answer, start punishment mode!"
"Rumble..."
As soon as the words fell, a thunderous sound resounded through the void.
"what……"
In the next second, the miserable cry of killing a god and killing a pig also resounded through the void.
"Lord Killing God, are you alright!?"
Oreki was shocked, and hurriedly stepped forward to support Shashen, but Shashen had been split so hard that he couldn't see his human form.
Everyone in the audience gave Killing God a sympathetic look. One second they felt that Chuangshi God and Killing God had a good relationship, but the next second they were brutally slapped in the face by Chuangshi God. It hurts to watch!
"Why is it always me who gets hurt!? The Creator God clearly said this poem back then!"
Killing God was so aggrieved that he almost cried, he found that the Creator God's mind was too difficult to guess...
Today, Yi Er suddenly discovered that a few months ago, the book friend group was still dominated by old drivers, but now it is captured by a group of gay friends... It's really an impermanent world!
(End of this chapter)
In front of the golden stele.
Everyone became inexplicably nervous, what kind of taste this Chuangshi God has, we will find out later!
After a while, the voice that seemed to come from the supreme sounded again, "There is no taste of obsession between the lines, but if you taste it carefully, you can also express the obsession of men with women. You barely meet the standard!"
What the hell!
This kind of poetry really hits the mark!
All the scholars in the audience were stunned, feeling that they really couldn't understand the world.
If even the God of Creation is so shameless, does that also mean that the world should be proud of being cheap! ?
And these scholars who have studied hard for many years in the cold window cannot be regarded as real cultural people at all.
Because they don't know how to write erotic poems, they don't realize the true meaning of learning at all.
"Great!"
Ruan Xiaoqi jumped up excitedly. This was the first time since he was a scholar that he was recognized by the God of Creation. This feeling is really...excellent!
Undead Xuan Shao behind Wang Hao looked annoyed. If he could turn back time, he would definitely choose to study hard.
Because he knows that he is more than cheap, but not cheap, and what Wang Hao and Ruan Xiaoqi are inferior to is literary accomplishment.
At this moment, the supreme voice sounded again, "Is there anyone else who wants to add, if not, then the halo belongs to this person..."
The eyes of everyone in the audience fell on Wang Hao in an instant. It seemed that only Wang Hao had the ability to beat Ruan Xiaoqi in this respect, and the others were not qualified at all.
Wang Hao said with a smile: "Looking horizontally, it looks like mountains and peaks, just because I am in this mountain."
"Fuck!"
Everyone in the audience couldn't help but swear, and couldn't help but praise Wang Hao's poem in their hearts.
This sentence is really coquettish but not sloppy, obscene without losing connotation.
Not only is there no explicit expression, but the obsession is written so vividly.
Even from the literal meaning alone, it is completely impossible to see that he wrote obscene poems.
Of course, the subtlety of this phrase "only because of being in the mountains" is that it can be perfectly applied no matter whether the God of Creation is obsessed with the women's bathhouse or the mountains!
All the scholars in the audience looked at Wang Hao with admiration. They didn't realize until today that a real poem should not only write the literal meaning to fool the world, but also hide the author's obscene thoughts.
Zhao Yiling's eyes were shining with golden light, and she found that Wang Hao was the most handsome when he was studying, just like when they first met, Wang Hao became the focus of the audience with high spirits.
Ling Xiao couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Junior Brother is Junior Brother. Not only the name of the Demon King is powerful in the multiverse, but even the name of prostitute will soon spread all over the world. It is really admirable, admirable!"
"Boss, you are the strongest, the best, the brightest, the most proud..."
Qian Wanyang and Chen Yao jumped up excitedly and called Wang Hao frantically.
Wang Tianyi sighed and said, "I'm sorry for this child. I didn't accompany him on his growth path, which made him walk on this path."
Lin Shiqi said with tears: "Brother Tianyi, it's not your fault. If I hadn't returned to the Ice Palace back then, then Hao'er would have been even better."
Wang Tianyi put his arms around Lin Shiqi, and asked in a low voice: "Shiqi, do you think we really don't want another one!? This boss feels that there is no hope!"
Lin Shiqi pushed Wang Tianyi away, and said in a cold voice: "You are hopeless, Hao'er is just thick-skinned, but her character is still good. Besides, the God of Creation is so shameless now, which proves that Hao'er has no shame. Wrong way!"
Xia Weiwei, Xue Qianqin, Mai Mengmeng, and Le Xuan couldn't help complaining in their hearts, their master must have a problem with his eyesight! ?With Wang Hao's shameless character, is his character really okay? ?
At this moment, the voice that seemed to come from the supreme sounded again, "Perfect answer, get the second halo!"
"call out……"
In the next second, there was a rapid burst of wind.
Everyone in the audience looked at Wang Hao enviously, and saw a little bit of starlight flying from all directions, and then formed a second golden halo around Wang Hao's waist like a firefly.
Wang Hao turned his head to look at Killing God, raised his eyebrows and said: "Ugly, have you seen that, this is called writing poetry!"
"you……"
His whole body trembled with a murderous look, and he had the urge to kill Wang Hao desperately.
Because he found that Wang Hao was really scary. If Wang Hao successfully boarded the road to the sky and obtained the godhead, then the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss would be in chaos, and his body would undoubtedly die.
Oreki said: "Lord Killing God, I know what you are worried about. Although Wang Hao's combat power is terrifying, it is not impossible to deal with him."
Killing God frowned and said, "You don't intend to borrow the power of the ancient Heavenly Demon!?"
Oreki smiled confidently: "Lord Killing God, don't worry, after the research of the Chosen Son of the past generations, we have been able to borrow the power of the ancient Heavenly Demon, and it is absolutely foolproof."
Killing God reminded: "You must be careful when using it. If you let the ancient sky demon escape, the consequences will be disastrous."
Oreki slapped his chest fiercely and reassured: "Master Shashen, don't worry, the villain knows how to measure."
At this moment, the text on the golden stele changed again. It said, "The day of hoeing is at noon, please use your imagination and write the following sentences. Friendly reminder, the more the better."
The god of killing suddenly shouted incoherently excitedly: "It's the noon of the day of hoeing, and it's the noon of the day of hoeing. The god of creation has heard this poem before, and the god has heard it before. There is absolutely nothing wrong with it. The god remembers it clearly. Chu..."
Oreki raised his hand and said loudly: "Killing gods are mighty, great blessings are equal to heaven!"
"Killing God is mighty, great fortune is equal to the sky!" The people behind Killing God also raised their hands and shouted loudly.
Wang Hao was taken aback for a moment, always feeling that something was wrong, would a bitch really let people know the answer so easily? !
Killing God gave Wang Hao a provocative look, and then shouted loudly: "Women are unreliable at noon on the day of hoeing; if you have nothing to do, it's better to fight the landlord."
"Hey..."
Wang Hao blew up in an instant, the God of Creation was indeed his fellow villager, and he even brought Doudizhu with him.
The supreme voice sounded, "Wrong answer, start punishment mode!"
"Rumble..."
As soon as the words fell, a thunderous sound resounded through the void.
"what……"
In the next second, the miserable cry of killing a god and killing a pig also resounded through the void.
"Lord Killing God, are you alright!?"
Oreki was shocked, and hurriedly stepped forward to support Shashen, but Shashen had been split so hard that he couldn't see his human form.
Everyone in the audience gave Killing God a sympathetic look. One second they felt that Chuangshi God and Killing God had a good relationship, but the next second they were brutally slapped in the face by Chuangshi God. It hurts to watch!
"Why is it always me who gets hurt!? The Creator God clearly said this poem back then!"
Killing God was so aggrieved that he almost cried, he found that the Creator God's mind was too difficult to guess...
Today, Yi Er suddenly discovered that a few months ago, the book friend group was still dominated by old drivers, but now it is captured by a group of gay friends... It's really an impermanent world!
(End of this chapter)
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