The salted fish king of the pirate world

Chapter 44 Damn it! ! !This title is long enough, I will give you a longer one tomorrow.

After Charlotte Lingling issued the signal: "Old Li, do you want a wife? As long as you open your mouth, I will send it to you later!".

In this regard, Li Guapi also said that children only do multiple-choice questions, of course he wants them all!
Hearing this answer, the aunt's face turned dark. After all, the three wives Li Guapi chose were the most beautiful three golden flowers among her unmarried daughters.

But out of consideration of interests, Charlotte Lingling finally chose to compromise and agreed to this condition!
And Li Guapi is also very satisfied with the result, after all, who likes to fight and kill a decent person?
Speaking of this, Li Guapi automatically ignored the deeds of himself, a decent person, who once cheated Kaido, Brother Ming, and Straw Hats!
What's more, the aunt's daughters are all as beautiful as flowers and tender as water.Except for a mental illness, who else would throw away the fat that is almost in the mouth.

When I used to read fan fiction, I always saw many protagonists go to Cake Island and go all out to yell at Auntie!
In other words, just because the aunt is mentally retarded, ugly, and has a cruel personality, is it really okay to bully others like this?
I don't know why, but while talking, Li Guapi suddenly had the urge to hit his aunt.

Fortunately, he restrained himself, otherwise he would beat his mother-in-law before he got married, and the fun would be great!

Obviously, the protagonists in the novels of those pirate fans didn't have any grudges against the aunt, but they just wanted to step on the aunt to take the position.

The emotional aunt has become the weakest four emperors?Became a stepping stone for the protagonists?

Li Guapi expressed dissatisfaction and severely condemned this behavior!He wants to speak for Da Ma and prove that she is a good person, because her daughters are really beautiful.

Not to mention that Li Guapi is tacky, but his wife and children are hot on the kang.If the skin friends travel to the world of pirates, you probably have the same idea!

After all, for Li Guapi, no one would think too much of a resource like a wife, but the more the better.

It is said that speaking for the aunt and exposing all the bad things she did, can you marry more wives?

Li Guapi didn't ask this question, but luckily he didn't, otherwise Charlotte Lingling would definitely give him a note of "Elbaf's Gun·Weiguo"!
In order to marry the beautiful three beautiful girls, so in the following days.

Li Guapi began to learn the complicated wedding etiquette, and at the same time went to each island to visit his aunts (uncles).

Totland is a special archipelago country formed by Charlotte Lingling who keeps marrying husbands of various races and using her children as blood bonds.

In Big Mom's vision, Totland's goal is to become a utopian country where members of almost all races and tribes live in harmony in the world.

In fact, the aunt is indeed almost fulfilling her dream.Except for the three special races that are not in Totland, she has gathered all the other Dragon Balls.

Because according to chapter 951 of the manga, there are all races in Totland except for the unknown races of giants, dragons, and the "Fire" King.

I feel off topic, anyway, what I want to say is that there are too many of these sister-in-laws and sister-in-laws.

So Li Guapi had to visit one by one, of course he wouldn't feel tired!After all, the food on these islands is really delicious.

Of course, those natal relatives who were visited by him gritted their teeth in anger after he left!

This guy who killed a thousand knives actually ate up all the food on the island, making them hungry!
It's fine after eating those foods, and I don't care about anything.But what do you mean you ate my chocolate roof and cheese window?
After Li Guapi finished eating their food, he also complained vigorously in his heart.

Charlotte Katakuri's island, the food is good.Rice cakes, sliced ​​cakes, sweet-scented osmanthus cakes, noodles, bread, steamed stuffed buns, everything.

The name of Minister of Flour is well deserved.Li Guapi said that eating at this restaurant is not only the most satisfying, but also the best.

Perospero's candy island is also good. Except that the candy is too sweet and you will feel a little greasy if you eat too much, Li Guapi can't fault it.

The title of Minister of Candy is well deserved.

Li Guapi even felt that Perospero would no longer be a pirate, but could also make a fortune selling candies and become a billionaire.

Although people don't need this little money, after all, he is also a wanted criminal worth 7 million Baileys.

Next, Li Guapi visited successively: the homes of the Minister of Wine, Minister of Beans, Minister of Tea, Minister of Pai, and Minister of Eggs.

(First of all, these ministers really exist, and don’t ask me why I wrote them. The answer is to make up the number of words, which is a watery article.)
Then he visited: the homes of the Minister of Transport, the Minister of Finance, the Minister of Ingredients, the Minister of Seeds, and the Minister of Tableware.

(Yes, you are not mistaken, I am counting words in the water, and I was discovered by you, and I am a little embarrassed for some reason!)

Although he didn't eat any delicious food, he also took some things with him, such as tableware made of gold and silver.

Then Li Guapi went on to visit: the homes of the Brown Minister, the Biscuit Minister, the Ice Cream Minister, the Cheese Minister, and the Jam Minister.

(Yes, you're not mistaken, this is another word count. But the author guarantees with Li Guapi's personality that he will never use word count again.)
The food in these families is not very tasty, of course, except for the jam, because it tastes really good, and it tastes the best when eaten with ice cream!

Then Li Guapi visited the homes of the Minister of Fresh Cream, the Minister of Fried Foods, the Minister of Mixing, and the Minister of Design.

(You think too much! Do you believe in Li Guapi's guarantee of personality? So I'm messing with words again.)
Let me talk about it here. The minister of fresh cream was covered with sticky cream overflowing from his body. The scene was so disgusting that Li Guapi almost couldn't eat.

So for the next few days, he only managed to survive starvation by eating fried chicken and drinking beer!
Of course, those chefs who make fried chicken have worked much harder.It is said that several of them simply resigned after experiencing this incident.

Then, believe me, for the last time, Li Guapi paid another visit: the home of the Minister of Honey, little Lori Charlotte Flampe.

This little loli looks cute, but her temper is too arrogant.A fan of Katakuri's little sister, she doesn't give Li Guapi, brother-in-law, any face at all.

This made Li Guapi so angry that he almost wanted to spank her to teach her a lesson.

Fortunately, he was kind-hearted, and he couldn't bear to do anything to the cute loli, and he didn't want the future daughter-in-law to hate him, so he let the little butt go.

But afterwards he regretted it very much, and felt that it was wrong to enjoy it, it was to educate and care for the little loli.

So in the middle of the night, he crossed three or four islands in a row and gave little Lolita a miserable experience.This made little loli run far away when she saw him in the future.

However, the little Lolita just ran away shyly, not angrily and contemptuously.There is a feeling of Xun'er and Yan'er in Dou Po Li.
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Finally, there are enough words, so let’s end today’s chapter like this!
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Butter Town on Maccream Island is the territory of Li Guapi's future daughter-in-law, Minister of Butter: Charlotte Garrett.

At this time in this site, Li Guapi looked up at the Cola Sea, thinking that Franky, the boatman of the Straw Hats, would like it very much!

The white flocs falling from the sky are not snowflakes, but small clusters of cotton candy.

Looking at Jia Leite affectionately, Li Guapi said in an affectionate tone: "Daughter-in-law, why do you say that marshmallows are sold in the sky?"

Jia Leite gave Li Guapi a charming white eye, grabbed Li Guapi's finger, and put it into her mouth.

Seeing his index finger going in and out between the fiery red lips, Li Guapi got a little nervous!
And when Li Guapi was picked out of the fire, the Yujie-like Garrett was like a little devil, and a slender finger pressed against his protruding head.

With a soft and sexy voice between her red lips, she threatened like a little devil: "If you dare to eat up the food on my island, I will dare to run away from marriage!"

Li Guapi was frightened, his face turned pale in an instant, and he screamed again and again: "Daughter-in-law! Hurry up and accept the supernatural powers! I am willing to surrender for my husband!"

So from the second day on, Garrett's prestige among the brothers and sisters once overwhelmed the three dessert generals.

(Charlotte Snag: Lao Tzu is still alive, Lao Tzu is also a general, and Lao Tzu is the master of Confucius)

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