The salted fish king of the pirate world

Chapter 213 The Baby Stolen by the Fox
The situation at sea, as well as the situation of the entire closed country.It seems that everything is in Li Laide's hands, and he just waits for him to turn his hands into clouds and rain.It will be able to disrupt the situation of this world wantonly and change the universe!
Originally, I wanted to come to Wano Country, in addition to helping Momonosuke restore the country, I can also take a vacation casually.But I never thought that the sudden situation still happened.And it seemed as if it was destined, Li Laid took the oiran Xiaozi that day
Went to Linghou to see what the country has to offer.After all, such an ancient country is quite rare in the world of One Piece.I just wanted to play, but I never thought
Something embarrassing happened to him!

It was Li Laide's Saber Qiushui, which was actually stolen.It may be that Li Laid did not expect that someone in this world would dare to steal his things.So in a moment of carelessness, Qiushui was actually stolen by some means!

In this world, there are countless strong people who can use swords.It can be said that out of ten strong men, there are five or six who use swords. It can be said that swordsman is a very rare profession.Although the strength of the swordsmen is uneven!

But there are still some extremely powerful swordsmen, and some of them are powerful.What's more, with only a long knife and sword in his hand, he can make a slash that cuts a ship with a single sword.Even the sword move of breaking mountains and seas is a basic operation!
Although once the strength reaches a certain level, the requirements for weapons will not be so important.It's like Hawkeye, just with a knife.It can split several large ships, and even kill Sauron, the number one swordsman in the East China Sea at that time.
Hit it submissively!

But one thing is undeniable, even though weapons don't have much effect on the top group of powerhouses.But there is no doubt that if you have such a good knife in your hand.It can greatly enhance the strength of the swordsman.

It's like the Griffin Griffin sword of the red-haired Shanks, the eagle-eyed supreme black sword night, the five old stars holding the sword among the five old stars, and the first generation ghost in his hand.These powerful weapons can be called the best in the world!
And Li Laide's precious sword is called Hei Dao Qiushui.It is a weapon obtained from the terrifying three-masted sailing ship of Moonlight Moria in the early stage of development, defeating the zombie Ryoma.Except it's Li Leder's weapon!
It used to be the saber of Ryoma, the sword god of Wano country. After Ryoma's death, Li Laide became the second person to own it.Heidao Qiushui, as one of the 21 crafts of Da Kuai Dao, is denser and heavier than knives of the same size.

Ordinary swordsmen, if their physical strength is not enough.Even if you can barely lift this knife, you can't swing it a few times, and it will consume too much energy.It can be said that the non-strong cannot have the weapons they use!

The blade of the blade is a random blade with a large reverse T, and the blade is black and purple with a red zigzag pattern.This knife is so strong that even if a dinosaur steps on it, it will not bend by a millimeter. It is called a national treasure of Wano country.

And as the sword god Ryoma's famous saber, the oiran Xiaozi. That is, Momonosuke's younger sister Kozuki Hiyori.When she saw Li Laid for the first time, what was the saber he was wearing?
When parading Flower Street, after recognizing what Li Laid's weapon was.The oiran Xiaozi sent an application to Li Laide, and brought Li Laide, a pervert, to the brothel in Huadu in order to get this weapon back with tricks!
Because Longma's tombstone was stolen that year, Longma's body and weapons were stolen.After that, Kaido defeated Oden.Many superstitious people said that it was the tomb robber who stole the treasured sword that suppressed luck!

Therefore, this country has been plagued by disasters since then, and has been reduced to a country shrouded in darkness, and the light will never come again!Many people, including the oiran Xiaozi, firmly believe that as long as the black knife Qiushui is brought back.The savior who saves the people will come!

After tricking Li Laide into the brothel in Huadu, the oiran Xiaozi concocted a method, trying to use her beauty to let someone steal the precious sword.In the Hero Tomb of Wenrou Township, the oiran Xiaozi is extremely confident that as long as she moves her finger, the man will be obedient!
Many bullies in Huadu who have done many evil deeds and harmed the common people are Xiaozi, the oiran.Use your beautiful face as a weapon.The family was ruined, and the wife and children were separated.But it has fulfilled the sentence that you deserve what you deserve!

But without waiting for the oiran Xiaozi to do some tricks, the general Heitan Orochi led all the shogunate ninjas and surrounded the brothel tightly.And Heitan Orochi also attended in full dress, facing the man respectfully.

Kneel down, without the slightest airs of a national leader!
Seeing even the black charcoal snake, he was so afraid of this man.The oiran Xiaozi suddenly realized that this handsome man was wearing a black knife and autumn water on his waist.It seems that they are not big figures that a small country like them can provoke!
The oiran Xiaozi has a wide range of knowledge. She has seen with her own eyes how the Heitan Orochi is respectful and respectful, Kaido who serves King Ming.But compared to the present etiquette, the etiquette at that time is so different!

In the heart of the oiran Xiaozi, a terrifying thought suddenly rose up that even she couldn't believe.Could it be that the identity of this man is much more noble than that of Beast Kaido?Although I can't believe it, what happened in front of me.

But it made the oiran Xiaozi more firm in her mind.So she put off her plan to steal Hei Dao Qiu Shui, and turned to serve this man with all her strength, and under her service, she finally knew the identity of this man!
It is said to be serving, but in fact it is serving tea and pouring water, playing the piano and singing and so on.Because Kuang Si Lang made Xiao Zi into an untouchable fairy girl, and the more superior a man is, the more he likes Xiao Zi!

It has to be said that Kuangshilang is really well versed in the psychology of men.Knowing that for men, the less they can get, the better.And under his creation, even if the oiran Xiaozi was born in a brothel, no one can blaspheme her!

Even General Heitan Orochi enjoys the pleasure of licking a dog!Although using his power to coerce and lure, he can occupy Xiao Zi's body.But because I enjoy the pleasure in this process, I don't want to use force!
So the oiran Xiaozi is still innocent up to now.Besides, when Li Laide came to the brothel for the first time, he saw several beauties in sexy off-the-shoulder kimonos at the door, bowing in unison: "Welcome!"

Under the leadership of Xiaozi, Li Guapi came to the eighth floor of the brothel, which was the boudoir of the oiran Xiaozi.Sitting carelessly on the soft sofa, he picked up the washed and peeled grapes and put them into his mouth!

Looking at Li Laid's unusual acquaintance, he didn't look like a novice at all.The oiran Xiao Zi was inexplicably flustered, she peeled off the grape skin with her slender fingers.While serving it into Li Laide's mouth, he asked on a whim:

"Do you often come to this kind of place?"

Li Laide chuckled, showing his big white teeth, pretending to be innocent and pure.He took a sip of the wine and swallowed it down: "How could it be. What a pure person I am! This is definitely the first time I have come to this kind of place"

"Really, I don't believe it!" Oiran Xiaozi said leisurely, seeing the questioning tone.Already got quite a bit of Lu Yu's true biography.

Li Laid didn't make any excuses, just said: "Sit down! You're welcome, treat it like your own room!"

Oiran Xiaozi's head was full of black lines: "This is my room! And why do you give me the feeling that you are the owner of this room!"

"Sit closer. That's right, sit next to me. Don't stop, continue to peel the fruit for me!"

Swallow beautiful, carefully peeled grapes.Li Laide also politely took out a banana from the fruit bowl: "It's so boring to keep asking you to feed me, come and taste the banana!"

As if aware of a language error, Li Laide changed his words again: "Try the banana that I specially took out from the fruit basket and peeled it off with my own hands!"

Although he explained it carefully, Li Laide held up the peeled banana and stuffed it into the mouth of the oiran Xiaozi without saying a word.The foreign body in the throat still made Oiran feel uncomfortable, and made a posture of wanting to vomit!

Coughed a bit, and when she recovered, the oiran Xiaozi looked at Li Laid with resentful eyes.That look seemed to say, what are you doing?Are you sick?Poke a banana down my throat!

And just when Li Laid was teasing the oiran, a fox with silky fur quietly climbed onto the eaves of the brothel in Huadu.But Ushikimaru, who had transformed back into a fox, found Qiushui when he was looking for a samurai sword in various places.

Then quietly turned back into a fox, wanting to follow Li Laide.When he was not very vigilant, he took the opportunity to steal the precious sword Qiushui.It was when Li Laide was swaggering before that, Ukimaru saw Qiushui.

After eating the fruit, Li Laide is not an impatient person.Then he called the maids and asked them to prepare some wine and food.Good to fill your stomach!Although the maid was very puzzled, how could someone leave the beautiful oiran alone!
Instead, eat and drink, but making some food is not a big deal.And after getting permission from the oiran Xiaozi, the cook in the kitchen prepared several delicious and tender side dishes.But it is a few dishes with exquisite ingredients!
And like bean sprouts, alcoholic peanuts, fried sweet potato chips, and a small pot of sake.Bean sprouts are quite particular, and they are stuffed with minced meat inside the bean sprouts.Outsiders once said that the name of this dish is "Jinwu Zangjiao"!
Taking out two shallow stacked cups, the oiran Xiaozi poured the wine politely.I saw a small sip of alcohol on the shallow stack of cups.After pouring the wine, the oiran Xiaozi bowed like a dancing butterfly!
"My lord, please drink"

The oiran Xiaozi hadn't finished saying "please drink", when she saw the most bizarre thing she had ever seen.Because Li Laide dared to chew peonies, and ate up all the appetizers!

Li Laide showed baby-like eyes, looking at her with incomparable purity.

The oiran Xiaozi also widened her eyes, looking at Li Laide with a deer-like ignorant gaze.

Li Laide: "."

Oiran Xiaozi: "."

The two looked at each other and smiled, you look at me, I look at you, silent for a long time!

In the end, the oiran Xiaozi still didn't say anything, but said slowly: "Come here, prepare some wine and food for this lord!"

At the end, the oiran Xiaozi added: "Remember to measure more!"

Not to be outdone, Li Laide said, "Give me some grilled fish, and some bowls of rice!"

The maid tilted her head like a goose when she heard this, looked at Xiao Zi and asked in a questioning tone: "Oiran, look!"

The oiran Xiaozi was already very speechless, she was so weak to speak, she didn't want to answer any more, she just nodded: "Just do as the lord said!"

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I have to say that the chefs in Huadu Brothel are pretty good.Not only are the dishes delicious, but they are also served quickly.In just a few minutes, the dish is ready.

The eaves of the door were pushed open by the maid, and several waiters were holding the table.

Holding the dishes on the desk, he walked in.Look at these waiters delivering dishes, there are tall and short, fat and thin, male and female.There was even a fox who brought a bowl of hot porridge!
By the way, why are there foxes here?Just when Li Laide was in a daze, the fox had already walked out.

Forget it, whatever the fox is.As long as there is food delivered, thinking of Li Laide and a few bowls of rice, he ate grilled fish, grilled shrimp, and grilled squid.Except for a bowl of porridge, all the other foods were eaten clean!

Seeing Li Laide eating with gusto, Oiran Xiaozi suddenly felt a little hungry for some reason.But by the time she realized it, all the food had been eaten.But when she picks up the porridge and wants to eat it!
Li Laide stopped her, and said in a suspenseful atmosphere: "Wait, don't eat it yet. There is something wrong with this bowl of porridge!"

The oiran Xiaozi stopped her hands when she heard the words, and immediately remembered the plots she had seen in the romance novels before. Many heroines drank the porridge that was poisoned or sweating drugs, aphrodisiacs, and those tragic plots that were framed by others!

So she said with trembling fingers, "What's wrong with this porridge?"

Li Laide was serious: "This porridge has a demonic look!"

"what?!"

"What evil spirit?"

Li Laid was still serious, and slowly spit out three words: "Vox!"

The oiran Xiaozi's mind immediately came to mind, the story of the vixen transforming into a beautiful woman in order to repay her kindness, and making a promise with her body!Then one person and one fox lived a happy life!
And just when the oiran was thinking about it, Li Laide said just right: "Is it still a male fox?"

The oiran Xiaozi was a little confused, and then she remembered that there seemed to be that object under the fox that brought the porridge just now.She held up the porridge's hand for a moment, and then she put the porridge down calmly!

Li Laide: "Why don't you drink porridge?"

The oiran Xiaozi said tremblingly, "I suddenly don't want to eat porridge today, I just want to eat some pasta!"

Li Laide: "That's how it is. Fortunately, I'm full. Speaking of drinking, eating and thinking, I'm full now, should I do something?"

The oiran Xiaozi thought to herself, there is no man who does not kneel under the skirt of his old lady Pomegranate.So she pretended to be charming, and put on a posture of letting the king do her best.But she waited for a long time, but Li Laide did not bully her!

Opening his eyes, it was Li Laide who put on the appearance of a great man and sage, persuading a girl like Xiao Zi who had lost her footing: "Girls should love their bodies and don't show them casually!"

The oiran Xiaozi is no longer speechless, but too lazy to answer: "."

Li Laide: "Balaba. Balaba. In short, girls must love themselves to be talented. Balaba"

Listening to his serious reasoning, the oiran Xiaozi didn't know whether it was moved or what.Speechlessly choked up, Qingli's body seemed to stiffen a bit.

Just when Li Laide felt that he would get the heartfelt thanks from the lost girl for his earnest persuasion.

The oiran Xiaozi looked at his lower body suspiciously: "You don't know. It's over, right?" That suspicious look greatly hurt Li Laide's self-esteem.

Li Laid blushed and spat out three words: "You fart!"

The oiran, Xiao Zi, comforted, "It's not an unspeakable secret. It can be saved if it is treated early. I have a folk remedy here, and I heard that it has a miraculous effect!"

"do you want.?"

Before she could finish her sentence, Li Laide blocked the oiran Xiaozi's small cherry mouth.It was the angry Li Laide who bullied him and pressed his body on the oiran Xiaozi.

Li Laid pulled out the belt around his waist angrily, just when he was about to show Xiao Zi some color.He suddenly froze, holding the belt and said in a dazed way:

"How...how could this be?
Li Laide was still crying with his head in his arms, with a look of despair on his face, but he didn't answer!

Li Laide still didn't speak, but muttered in his mouth: "It must be that vixen who stole my treasure!"

The oiran Xiaozi thought this fox was a bit harsh!She even stole this kind of thing, but she said comfortingly: "My lord, what treasure have you lost!"

Although she knew she had lost something, the girl's face was so thin!The oiran Xiaozi can only change the way of saying it, and ask questions tactfully!

I saw Li Laid's face full of resentment, and he said word by word: "That damned fox actually stole mine!"

Oiran Xiaozi: "Quickly tell me what stole from you?"

Li Laid seemed to have thought of the sad place, and cried and said, "That damned fox stole mine."

The oiran Xiaozi looked impatient: "Hurry up, if you keep procrastinating like this, there will definitely be readers who will say that the author is counting words!"

Li Laid was filled with righteous indignation: "Don't blame me, the author has been counting words!"

Oiran Xiaozi: "Don't change the subject, that damn fox, what treasure did you steal?"

Li Laide: "That damned fox, he actually stole my Saber Qiushui!"

"Black Knife Autumn Water!"

"Oh!"
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