my relatives are a bit much

Chapter 952

Sun Wukong's inquiring about the news alarmed a corpse demon that turned into white bones on Baihu Ridge. The corpse demon was a female, and the image of a woman she transformed into was quite beautiful. She came in the dark wind and saw Tang Monk and his entourage. In appearance, two were handsome, and one was staring at the pig's head and looking ugly. They were obviously the pilgrims on the westbound journey.

The corpse demon observed secretly in the sky, and saw that Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie were full of magic power, so they were not easy to provoke, so they transformed into a village girl and walked slowly with a basket on their shoulders.

Tang Bohu, who joined the team as a warrior in the world, found the village girl who was carrying the aura of corpse towards everyone, walked up to Tang Seng and said, "Brother Tang, there is something wrong with that village girl."

"Look at it first."

Tang Seng replied calmly.

The seven orifices and exquisite heart can make the eyes break all illusions. In Bajie's eyes, the village girl transformed into a corpse is a slender lady, and a mature and charming farm girl, but in his eyes, she is a white as jade skeleton attached to it. On a female corpse.

To be honest, this skeleton shelf is quite artistic, the whole body is crystal clear, white and shiny.

There is a saying that beauty is in the bones and not in the skin. Judging from the corpse demon's bone statue, she must have been a great beauty during her lifetime.

Since ancient times, confidantes have been so lifeless.

If the White Bone Demon didn't do much harm to anyone, and An Ansheng collected spiritual energy to practice, it would be fine to let her go.

Unfortunately……

The bone spirit has always had karma on his body, and he cannibalize people a lot.

In the original play, the family of three transformed by the Bone Essence are all civilians whose souls have been taken away by her. After death, they will be used as tools and beaten in turn.

"Several elders~~"

After a while, the woman came to the people, put the basket on the ground, lifted the top of the cloth, and took out two gray-faced steamed buns from inside: "I am a peasant girl at the foot of Baihuling Mountain. I accidentally found a few elders, and they came here to deliver some food. There is no one around here, and the elders must be hungry."

"Thank you, benefactor, take this steamed bun back to your father!"

Tang Seng shook his head, waved his hands and declined politely, he would have a big meal soon, and he wanted to save his stomach to eat more, who would have such a tasteless steamed bun.

Don't talk about Tang Seng.

Even Bajie, who is usually the most greedy, doesn't like it.

"The elder is not in the way, there are quite a few more in the basket, enough for my father and me." Bone Demon thought that Tang Seng was embarrassed, and stretched out his hand again.

"We're really not hungry." Tang Seng refused again.

Zhu Bajie took a nap and said casually: "Little lady, we can have a big dinner in a while. This steamed bun... we won't eat it, but it's still your kindness, go back!"

Tang Bohu, who was lying on the stone, said, "Girl, it's a bit crazy to want to exchange two steamed buns for Tang monk's meat. Do you think this steamed bun is the little Wangzai steamed bun on your body?"

As soon as he heard the dirty words, Bajie immediately became interested, stared at the bone demon with sneaky eyes, and said: "Bohu, this is your fault, the steamed buns on the girl are obviously big steamed buns, how can they be small?" Steamed buns?"

"It's already a great way to save face."

Tang Bohu replied with great interest.

Bajie couldn't understand what he was saying. The village woman in front of her had a lot of capital, so how could she be so small?
Only Tang Seng understands why brother Bohu said that he is small to save face.

Because the Bone Demon has no flesh at all, but only a pair of bones, naturally there is nothing to make Bajie happy, but due to his status as a monk, Tang Seng is embarrassed to participate in this topic.

"What are you talking about, why can't I understand?"

"It's Tang Monk's meat again, and it's big steamed buns and small steamed buns."

The Bone Essence had a bewildered expression on his face.

"Don't listen if you don't understand, let's go!"

Tang Seng waved his hand.

Seeing Tang Seng and the others, Bone Demon really didn't want to eat the steamed buns, so he put the steamed buns back into the basket, turned his back to the crowd, rolled his eyes, and unobtrusively opened his collar, revealing a sliver of whiteness.

Ba Jie, who was chatting with Tang Bohu, was the most sharp-eyed, and found that the collar of the bone spirit was open, "Deng Deng" stepped forward, stared at the other party condescendingly, and couldn't help swallowing a mouthful of saliva.

"so white!"

"Bajie, do not despise evil."

Tang Seng stared at Zhu Bajie abruptly.

Not to mention that this apprentice is too lazy to do anything, he is still lecherous and ugly, and bringing him by his side not only lowers the appearance of the Sutra Learning Team, but also seriously damages their reputation.

Zhu Bajie came back to his soul after being called, reluctantly retracted his eyes, and walked back embarrassingly.

Seeing this scene, Tang Bohu couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth, got up and walked to the side of Bone Demon, and while confirming whether the whiteness that Bajie said was really white, he said, "Did the girl ever get married?"

"Never." The bone spirit said shyly.

Tang Bohu asked: "Then do you have the will to marry?"

"..."

The Bone Demon was extremely shy.

"If you don't answer, that's the default."

As he spoke, Tang Bohu pulled Zhu Bajie to his side, and introduced him, "Girl, what do you think of him? Although he looks a little ugly, Bajie is very kind to women and has great strength. He can plow hundreds of acres of land in a day. If you marry him, give him piglets... child, he will take care of all the farm work for your family in the future, and he can open up wasteland and increase income in his spare time."

"Bajie, am I right?"

"Extremely, extremely..."

Zhu Bajie echoed again and again: "Girl, don't look at my old pig as a rough person, but I am rough but fine, and I am a good hand at taking care of my daughter-in-law and father-in-law."

"As long as you promise to marry my old pig, girl, my old pig can make you live a prosperous life."

"..."

The Bone Demon was stunned, not knowing how to answer.

At this time, Tang Seng also came to join in the fun, and said with a smile, "If the girl doesn't speak, that's her acquiescence. You idiot, what are you doing standing there, why don't you hurry up and cut wood to build a wedding house."

"Lady, wait a moment, my old pig is going to build a house..."

Zhu Bajie's eyes lit up, staring at the watery Bone Essence, he burst into laughter.

After looking at it carefully for a long time, he reluctantly turned around and ran into the forest to cut wood and prepare to build a wedding room on the spot. The wedding ceremony will be held tonight.

"Elder, you, you..."

The White-bone Demon stood in the wind and was messy for a long time. He gradually came back to his senses and said blankly: "Can monks in the Tang Dynasty get married? Why haven't I heard of it?"

"How do you know we are from the Tang Dynasty?"

Tang Seng squinted his eyes, and the over-the-shoulder dragon on his body was already ready to move.

"Uh, this, this..."

In a panic, the White Bone Demon had an idea: "The two elders have a handsome temperament and a graceful figure. At first glance, they are monks from a large country in the east and a small country outside the region. How can you be so good-looking!"

Tang Bohu smiled and said, "I have a good vision, but my thoughts are a little naive."

"Elder, I don't understand what you're talking about..."

The bone spirit instinctively pretended to be stupid, but he was muttering in his heart. He was attached to the peasant girl, and even Sun Wukong's piercing eyes could be concealed. Why did the two people in front of him always look like "you are a monster", could it be that they were dressed in their own clothes? Is the collar pulled too far apart, making people suspicious?

Do you want to close it secretly and act like a lady?
(End of this chapter)