my relatives are a bit much

Chapter 938 Love and Hate
"My dear brother, why are you here again?"

The local Avalokitesvara ignored Pan Haodong's teasing, and looked at him with a headache. The reason why "Going to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures and Buddhism to the east" kept going wrong was all caused by her good brother.

Sun Wukong, the eldest disciple who was assigned to Tang Seng, could miss it, and her chest hurts even thinking about it, so she had to observe current events to avoid making trouble again.

In other words, the perpetrator is his wise brother.

If it were someone else, who would not be able to take care of himself for the rest of his life, he would have to be sent to reincarnation.

therefore.

She really loves and hates Pan Haodong, his foster brother.

When seeing the other party, there will be a feeling of joy, but when thinking about what the other party has done, I can't wait to give him a few brains. A good-looking Eastern monk can teach so crookedly.

Some time ago, I also personally assisted Tang Monk to escape from the world and become a fairy. Is there any point in walking?

It's simply not a girl!

"Sister, Liu'er is my adopted son, I should visit him from time to time, shouldn't I?"

Pan Haodong raised his mouth slightly, and said with a smirk: "On the contrary, you are not staying in the South China Sea, but secretly hiding in the clouds. People who don't know think you have some eccentricity and like to peep in secret!"

"Tuk~~"

The local Guanyin rewarded Pan Haodong with a chestnut, raised his eyebrows and raised his eyebrows: "Don't dare to talk nonsense again, be careful that I will expose your affairs, and let everyone come and see you, a person from outside the sky."

"Hey, you can't scare me. If you say it, it will cause me some trouble at most, and you can't threaten me."

This is not true.

Pan Haodong has already confirmed his relationship with Nuwa and Tongtian, and Taishang Laozi and Yuanshi Tianzun also know about it, revealing the identities of people outside the sky will at most attract the attention of the two saints in the West.

Perhaps, it will also attract the attention of Dao Patriarch Hongjun and Lady Pingxin, the Lord of the Underworld, but one of them is the number one sage, the spokesperson of the way of heaven, and the other is a merciful female sage who sacrificed her life for reincarnation.

As long as they don't stir up trouble and disrupt the balance of heaven and earth, neither of them will take action.

in other words.

The only ones who could pose a threat to Pan Haodong were the Second Saints of the West.

As for his sage relatives, there are two in the local area alone, and four outside. Once the two sages in the West make a move, it will be no different from stabbing a hornet's nest.

Therefore, there is absolutely no need to be afraid of revealing your identity...

"You just squeak!"

The local Avalokitesvara rolled her eyes and said, "My dear brother, Tang Seng and Sun Wukong will be fine during the catastrophe of the Avalokitesvara Temple, so let's not get in the way here. I heard from them that your cooking skills are superb, can you find someone to help you?" place, make some delicious food for my sister to taste?"

"of course."

Pan Haodong readily agreed.

The difficulty of the Guanyin Temple is really not difficult. Although the black bear spirit is very powerful, it seems that it can fight Sun Wukong [-]-[-]. Sun Wukong fought with him a few times, but he failed to get back the beautiful cassock. It's a small fight, and I haven't seen blood in my shots.

Mr. Pan also thought about it, and secretly took action, chopping up a few bear paws to taste.

However, considering that the black bear spirit is the guard house reserved by Guanyin's sister, the guardian of the mountain, there is no need to be greedy for that bite.

To avoid embarrassment in future meetings.

So he led Guanyin Bodhisattva to a mountain stream hundreds of miles away, and set up a stove at random to boil water and cook rice. The ingredients were river shrimp and crucian carp in the mountain stream.

Shrimp is peeled, the meat is minced into minced meat, and the shrimp balls are made into chewy shrimp balls. The crucian carp uses the power of mind to remove the tendon spines, and then throws it into the pot for stewing...

Shrimp balls, crucian carp soup, two ordinary home-cooked dishes, but Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't stop eating.

Although they are all meat dishes, the precepts of Buddhism have always been used to break for eminent monks, such as Huanxi Buddha who specializes in breaking the precepts of sex, Jidian Living Buddha who drinks alcohol and eats meat, etc.

Huanxi Buddha and Jidian can break the precepts, so can Guanyin.

As long as the Dharma is profound, killing is salvation, as Tang Seng said.

After eating and drinking.

The local Avalokitesvara sat on a rock, dipped her bare feet into the stream, soaked her feet and said, "My dear brother, I see that you seem to be very keen on traveling to the west. What is your purpose? Can you tell my sister in advance so that she can give you advice and advice?" , to see if it works.”

"I actually don't have any purpose. I just promised Liu'er to cook him a delicious meal every month. Secondly, I want to join in the fun. If necessary, I can help you add a few more disasters."

Pan Haodong didn't hide it. Participating in Journey to the West would not do him any good. On the contrary, it would be better to recognize relatives, so there is no need to fool Sister Guanyin, be honest, and it will be easier to get along with.

"You have trained Tang Monk so well. It is true that some disasters on the westward journey are no longer effective. You might as well help create a few disasters to make up for it."

The local Guanyin thought for a while and said, "My dear brother, do you have any plans?"

Pan Haodong hooked his hand and said, "Come here."

……

When the siblings were discussing how to increase the calamity, Sun Wukong took the liberty of exposing the beautiful cassock, which made Elder Jin Chi feel evil.

Unexpectedly, both Tang Seng and Monkey King are not afraid of fire, even if the fire in the mortal world burns fiercely, it will hardly hurt them at all.

The fire in Jinchi burned until dawn, but only burned down a few houses, plus a whole courtyard. When he thought that the general situation was settled and he was able to keep the beautiful cassock for himself, he looked back and borrowed it to see it. The cassock is gone!
Sitting down until dawn, he found that Tang Seng was not dead. Elder Jinchi panicked while escaping, and was hit by a broken beam, killing him on the spot.

A mistake in one thought leads to disaster.

This was Elder Jinchi's fault, but the competitive Sun Wukong also made a mistake.

Therefore, when Tang Monk found out that Elder Jinchi was dead, he became angry with Wukong for the first time and scolded him to find the cassock, otherwise they would part ways.

With such serious words, Sun Wukong didn't dare to be negligent, and asked Monk Guangzhi on the spot, asking if there were any monsters nearby.

The only ones who could quietly steal the beautiful cassock without letting himself discover it were monsters.

Logic is fine.

According to Guangzhi, there is a black wind mountain twenty miles away, and there is a black wind cave in the mountain, where a black bear spirit lives, and Monkey King will immediately kill it.

For the first time, Brother Monkey made a miscalculation and seriously underestimated Black Bear Spirit's abilities. For a while, he was unable to do anything to him.

For the second time, Brother Hou started his best role-playing, becoming Elder Jinchi, and made friends with Hei Xiong Jing. Although he saw the beautiful cassock, it was a pity that he still couldn't get it back.

The black bear spirit is not very capable, but he is very proficient in the Five Elements Escape Technique. Sun Wukong tried his best to defeat the opponent, but he could not help the opponent's feet slip away quickly.

Sun Wukong, who came back with a stomach full of anger, saw Tang Seng sitting in the Guanyin Temple and paying homage to Guanyin Bodhisattva. He couldn't help muttering: "Master, do you still want to pray to her? It's all Guanyin's ignorance..."

Tang Monk frowned and interrupted: "Wukong, don't talk nonsense."

"Master, this is her Buddhist monastery, which is honored by others, but she finds a greedy elder as the head of the monastery, and a black-faced goblin as her neighbor, hum..." Sun Wukong looked resentful.

"This is all a disaster caused by you, how can you blame the Bodhisattva?"

Tang Seng glared at Sun Wukong, and immediately turned to face the Buddha statue, expressing his loyalty; "Bodhisattva, Wukong's monkey nature is hard to change, he didn't mean to blame you, please forgive me."

(End of this chapter)