my relatives are a bit much

Chapter 931 I can tell at a glance that you are not human
Joining means getting married and getting married with Dongjun!
This is obviously not what Princess Miaoshan wants.

When she first met Pan Haodong, she had a special feeling. It was purely because of others, not because of anything she had ever had with him. The sudden appearance of the three Guanyin sisters made her understand the cause and effect, and it was even more impossible to marry someone.

One is that there is no emotion.

Second, the image gap between the two is a bit big.

The image of the middle-aged lady of the local Guanyin, and the image of Dongjun's young guy, even if they have feelings, they will have a bridal chamber on the spot, and they will be gossiped when they go out to meet people after marriage.

Among other things, it is indispensable for an old cow to eat tender grass.

In other words, Dongjun eats soft food and hugs the thigh of the local Guanyin.

These two rumors are not acceptable to them. Firstly, they cannot live with it. Secondly, Pan Haodong has embraced the lap of the most powerful goddess in the world.

Since getting married is not an option, then you can only admit to being a relative!
Of course, you can do nothing, but when you meet people from beyond the sky and see three Guanyin from another world with your own eyes, it is impossible for the local Guanyin to be indifferent.

"Ding, the characters in the plot have invited you to recognize your relatives. You have two choices..."

"Option 1: Accept the invitation and recognize Avalokitesvara 'Princess Miaoshan' as a sister-in-law. Rewards: Xiantian Zizhu x 200, attribute points x [-]."

"Option 1: Decline the invitation. Reward: Bodhi tree × 200, attribute points × [-]."

Choose Bodhi Tree or Congenital Purple Bamboo?

Pan Haodong felt a little troubled!
However, he didn't think long before he made a decision. If he confessed to other people, he could put his interests first, and if he confessed to Guanyin Bodhisattva, he had to give face to the three daughters-in-law.

The local Guanyin sent an invitation, and refusing will make the other party lose face.

The three Guanyin sisters might also have opinions.

Don't look at the monk's face to see the Buddha's face, the wife's face must be taken care of, not to mention the innate purple bamboo, which belongs to the innate spiritual root, not much worse than the bodhi tree.

"Ding, congratulations to the host for making the choice..."

After receiving the reward and recognizing the local Guanyin, Pan Haodong left the three sisters in the South China Sea, and went westward to check on the progress of his godson Tang Seng.

The result is a bit confusing.

In the past half a month or so, Tang Seng has not come out of Tang Dynasty yet!

After thinking about it, it's normal. How fast can a horse be? The Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land of the orthodox world of Journey to the West has the largest territorial area among the human dynasties.

If you want to be fast, unless Tang Seng is carrying a horse and running...

Westbound No. 17 days.

Tang Monk came to a territory more than 6000 kilometers away from Chang'an, located in the central and western part of the Tang Dynasty. If he wanted to leave the territory of the Tang Dynasty, he would have to ride a horse for two or three months.

In the original book, Tang Seng was escorted by several generals when he set off. In reality, Tang Seng did not accept these burdens.

After three years of training from his adoptive father, he was only one step away from becoming an immortal. He did not need the protection of General Tang Dynasty at all. It would be faster to walk alone with the customs clearance document.

"Ton t t ~~"

In the afterglow of the evening, Tang Seng sat under a tree, holding a purple gold bowl presented by Tang Emperor Li Shimin, and poured several mouthfuls of stream water into his mouth.

far away.

Pan Haodong who didn't know when he appeared and was eating peaches casually touched a peach tree, and saw white smoke rising from the peach tree, and a naked woman was transformed into it.

"Xiaotao pays homage to the master."

It takes only a thousand years for the peach tree to become a spirit. According to the normal practice time of the grass and tree elves, if they want to transform into a form, they will have to experience at least two thousand years of wind and sun, and survive the thunder disaster on the day of the transformation before they can obtain the demon body. .

Unable to survive, Xiaotao disappeared in smoke, and the 3000-year-old peach tree itself turned into a lightning-struck peach tree.

Therefore, Pan Haodong's random suggestion may be just a game for him, but for Xiaotao, it is a great fortune.

"Put on your clothes first."

Pan Haodong handed Xiao Tao a set of undershirts, instructed Xiao Tao to put it on, and then said: "There is a handsome monk by the stream ten miles away. Go and tease him."

"Master, why are you kidding me?"

Only the peach demon 'Xiao Tao' who has practiced for thousands of years, has a very simple mind and doesn't know how to be cute at all.

"Uh... you are so simple, it's not beautiful to tease you hard. In this way... there is a colorful tiger a few miles to the east. Show your face in front of the tiger demon, then turn around and run towards the monk. Don't worry about your safety. I I will watch from behind..."

"Oh~~"

Xiaotao nodded blankly.

Although, I feel that the master is unreliable, but after all, he is the benefactor who enlightened me, so I have to do it if I don't want to.

……

creek.

After Tang Monk drank the water, he opened the package, picked up the steamed buns that he got yesterday for alms, took a bite with disgust on his face, and swallowed it with great difficulty.

One bite after another.

With the last sip, Tang Seng took some water and swallowed it just now.

This made him sigh.

"This steamed bun is as hard as a rock, and it's hard to eat at all. If I knew I was going to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures, I should have learned how to cook with my godfather, so I wouldn't be unable to eat a decent meal now."

"Roar~~"

Suddenly, a roar came from the east.

Immediately afterwards, a young woman ran out of the bushes in a panic, saw Tang Seng under the tree, and hurriedly shouted: "Help! Master, help! Master..."

"The bold tiger monster, the clear world, dares to commit murder in broad daylight, I will not let you go!"

The voice has not fallen.

Tang Seng picked up the Nine Dragons Zen Staff, flew up, aimed at the huge head of the tiger demon, and beat the head to pieces with a single stick.

"what……"

The little demon who had just been enlightened had seen such a bloody scene before, and with a cry of Ah Di, he closed his eyes and fainted.

"useless."

Tang Seng brought a bowl of water with a purple gold bowl, and poured it on Xiao Tao's head very roughly. After waking him up, he said with a cold face: "Little demon, I can see that you are not human at a glance, so don't say anything if you are grateful. Human monster Different ways, I think you have not done any evil, today the poor monk saved your life, if you dare to do evil in the future, the poor monk will never forgive you."

"Ah this..."

Xiaotao looked confused and looked somewhere subconsciously.

Tang Seng followed suit.

"Haha~~"

Accompanied by a hearty laugh.

Pan Haodong walked out from the shade of the tree, looked at the overjoyed Tang Seng, and said as he walked, "Liu'er, I haven't seen you for a while, why did your temper become so violent?"

"Godfather."

Tang Seng hurriedly stepped forward, his eyes full of resentment: "Liu'er's temper became irritable, and it wasn't because of you that you left without saying a word. As a result, I couldn't even say goodbye to you before I left."

Pan Haodong was full of disbelief: "Say goodbye to me? Are you sure you don't want me to make some dry food for you to eat on the road?"

"Hey, there is indeed a reason for this." Tang Seng smiled embarrassedly.

"Brat!" Pan Haodong scolded with a smile.

Afterwards, he walked up to the tiger demon whose head had been shot, raised the knife in his hand, cut off the tiger demon's head, and threw the tiger demon's body in front of Tang Seng with his thoughts.

"Go to the river to clean it up. Let's have barbecue tonight. For the rest, godfather will make dried meat for you to eat on the road. Remember to keep the tiger penis and stew it for you later."

"Thank you godfather!"

Tang Seng was overjoyed, bent down quickly, picked up the body of the tiger demon weighing several thousand catties, and walked quickly to the river to clean it up.

At this time, Xiaotao walked up to Pan Haodong, and said timidly: "Master, I'm sorry! Xiaotao failed to complete the task you gave him, and she fainted from fright before she had time to tease him."

"No problem!"

Pan Haodong smiled and said: "Three hundred miles south, there is a canyon. There is a ten thousand-year-old banyan tree in the valley. This tree demon is kind-hearted and likes to protect grass and wood spirits like you. Go and join it!"

"Master, don't you want me?" Xiao Tao looked at Pan Haodong pitifully.

"I enlighten you because I ate your peaches and I feel good. I'll give you something in return. It's not good for you to pester me. Let's go!" But Fuze stayed by her side, not to mention Xiaotao's low strength, she didn't even have the qualifications to be sent to the Sun Temple to be a servant of God.

To put it harshly, it would be a burden to keep it.

Xiaotao observed Pan Haodong for a while, confirmed that the other party would not take her in, so she sighed quietly, and followed the other party's instructions, went to the canyon three hundred miles away to the south to seek the protection of the thousand-year-old tree demon...

(End of this chapter)