my relatives are a bit much

Chapter 904 Cousin is really a god

Open the bottle, take out the parasitic beast from the air, inject it into the pig's nostrils, and the flowing movements are pleasing to the eye.

Ajie, Tietou, Lili, Jingzi and others walked behind Pan Haodong one after another, paying attention to the changes of the piglet after being parasitized.

1 minute, 2 minutes, 3 minutes...

10 minute later.

A pig is still a pig, nothing has changed.

If everyone hadn't witnessed the parasitic beast penetrate the pig's nostrils and enter the pig's body, everyone would have suspected that what Pan Haodong said was true or false.

Of course, there are also smart people who discovered the abnormality of Xiaozhu.

Such as Jingzi, Nannan, Lili and Tietou.

Jingzi said in a low voice: "Dongjun, after being parasitized, the eyes of the little pig became very humane. He didn't bark or growl, but just looked at everyone calmly, feeling very creepy."

"It's right to be creepy." Pan Haodong grabbed Jingzi's hand and said softly: "They are even scarier when they attack people, so worry about it later."

"Hmm~~" Jingzi tapped her crescent head lightly.

"Cousin, except for the humanized eyes of Little Pig, who look at people as if they have wisdom, other aspects don't seem to have changed much?" Ajie said.

"When it changes, don't be scared to pee your pants."

Pan Haodong replied with interest.

The movie Parasite is a horror-rated movie. Most timid people will lose their appetite after watching it and have to take a nap to recover the next day.

Lili timidly asked: "Brother Dong, isn't it very scary when the parasitic beast attacks people?"

"More than terrifying, it's simply terrifying." After a pause, Pan Haodong continued, "Of course, compared to you, I'm used to seeing big winds and waves, and just parasitic beasts are no different from ants in my eyes."

"Brother Dong, you are bluffing!"

Zhang Xiaoli tightened her grip on the daughter in her arms, and the cafeteria was deformed.

Tietou said: "Since this thing is so scary, why is it motionless? Is it because there are so many people, are you scared?"

"Yes, it was indeed frightened."

Pan Haodong raised the corner of his mouth slightly.

The parasitic beast that was forced to parasitize pigs and devour pig brains is definitely not as intelligent as its counterparts that parasitize humans, but no matter how low its IQ is, it can still detect danger.

All living things have this instinct.

Mr. Pan, who has traveled through dozens of worlds and practiced for hundreds of years, is now a quasi-sage-level boss. A mere parasitic beast, I really don't dare to be presumptuous in front of him.

But in order to let everyone understand the horror of the parasitic beast.

Pan Haodong still restrained his aura and threatened the parasitic beast: "You have two choices now. One is to attack and eat us, and the other is to be killed by us."

"..."

The parasite was silent for a while.

The next moment, 'Little Pig''s eyes became fierce, and his fierce look was revealed.

It suddenly raised a pig's trotter and ejected a tentacle meat knife in an attempt to kill the enemy's leader. The most threatening to it here is undoubtedly Pan Haodong, who is at the center of the crowd and is in the leading position.

kill him.

Only then can it kill everyone and leave Zhonghua Building safely.

"Ah~~"

"Monster!"

Seeing the pig's hooves suddenly grow longer and turn into terrifying tentacle meat knives, the staff of the Zhonghua Building were frightened and scattered. Some timid people were so scared that they peed on their pants, and a gust of heat gushed out from their crotch. water stains.

"Oh!"

Pan Haodong used his thoughts to control a dining table to block the tentacle meat knife, but he couldn't block it at all, and the table was split in half by the meat knife in an instant.

Of course, this is what he did deliberately, the purpose is to let everyone see the power of the parasitic beast.

After damaging a dining table.

Pan Haodong directly wrapped the parasitic beast with his thoughts, crushed it, and exploded into a cloud of blood mist.

The scene is more bloody.

But after the arrival of the parasitic beast, such scenes will happen in everyone's daily life. It is better to get used to it in advance than to do nothing later and become the ration of the parasitic beast.

The prerequisite for practicing martial arts is to be determined.

……

A quarter of an hour later.

The staff of the Zhonghua Building disposed of the dead pig that burst into blood foam, cleaned the lobby on the second floor, and gathered together again.

Pan Haodong flexed his fingers and passed one of Shaolin's 72 unique skills, the wood-burning knife technique, to all the staff in the Zhonghua Building, and asked them to stay in the Zhonghua Building to practice hard all night.

After that, they called Zhang Xiaoli, Nannan's mother and daughter, Lili, the Tietou couple, and cousin Ajie, and went to the general manager's office, which was Ajie's office.

"Ranmu sword technique can only give you the ability to protect yourself, the upper limit is very limited, so I think..."

"Cousin, do you want to teach us how to cultivate?" Ajie asked expectantly.

"I'm sorry, it takes a long time to cultivate Taoism, and without a certain level of understanding, it is difficult to achieve success, but I will teach one martial art and magic skill separately, and if you practice to the extreme, you can also enter the Tao with martial arts and become a martial god."

Ajie, Tietou, Lili, and Zhang Xiaoli's mother and daughter are the core staff of Zhonghualou that he valued. The other seniors of Zhonghualou have relatively ordinary relationships, and it is the utmost benevolence to teach wood-burning knife skills.

What's more, when he just taught the Dharma, he also injected a mana of good fortune into all the employees of Zhonghua Building. As long as these people don't go back and obey the arrangement honestly, they can achieve a little success overnight and gain a certain ability to protect themselves.

As for those who didn't obey the arrangement and went back to rest overnight, if they encountered parasitic beasts and were parasitized on the road, then no one could be blamed.

Pan Haodong is not a nanny, and it is impossible to take care of all aspects. If someone wants to seek death, he will never stop him.

"Brother Dong, I can't wait." Lili said expectantly.

"Then it starts with you..."

Pan Haodong smiled, walked up to Lili, and put his finger on Lili's forehead.

The martial arts magic "Nine Yin Manual" from the world of kung fu is imprinted in Lili's mind word by word.

Then follow suit.

Ajie and Tietou obtained the "Nine Sun Magic Skills", while Zhang Xiaoli, Nannan and her daughter obtained the "Mingyu Skills". These are martial arts magic skills that can be used to enter Taoism. There is no distinction between superior and inferior.

However, Pan Haodong gave his daughter-in-law Jingzi the "Beiming Divine Art" improved by the three Guanyin sisters, as well as Li Qiushui, Li Yingqi, You Ji, Han Xiuning, Rong Yuyi, Ashura and others...

"Ajie, don't go back tonight. There are parasitic beasts everywhere outside now. It's easy to meet them when you walk around. I just set up a defensive formation in the Zhonghua Building. The parasitic beasts can't get in here. Don't worry about safety."

"It's getting late, your sister-in-law and I will go back first."

The voice has not fallen.

Pan Haodong put his arms around Jingzi's waist, and disappeared without a sound.

Seeing this scene, Ajie couldn't help sighing: "Cousin is really a god!"

"Godfather is amazing!"

The little girl Nan Nan followed closely and sighed: "Mom, we must cultivate well and become stronger in the shortest possible time. We must not hold back our godfather."

"Mmmmm~"

Zhang Xiaoli nodded enthusiastically.

Not only does she want to become stronger and not hold Dong Ge back, she also wants to be Dong Ge's good helper just like Jingzi.

"Husband, we have worked hard too."

Lili tugged on the iron head's sleeve, took the man to a corner, and sat down cross-legged according to the practice method of the Nine Yin Manual. Luck attracted the magic power of 'Brother Dong' in her body, and she closed her eyes to practice.

Ironhead followed closely behind.

(End of this chapter)