my relatives are a bit much

Chapter 857 By the way, dogs can't be on the table
A long coat of coarse cloth covers the delicate and exquisite body, the corners of the clothes swing, and the elegance radiates in the air, the long hair floats with the wind, soft and elegant, with a sly head and crescent eyebrows, and a charming smile.

It's Chang'e!
But it wasn't the Chang'e that Yang Jian and Xiao Tiangou knew.

The most intuitive judgment is that the appearance is different, but the 'Chang'e' who walked out of the kitchen has a very similar aura to Chang'e, and even the exercises they practice are the same.

It felt extremely weird.

"Master, is she, is she Chang'e?"

Xiao Tiangou was dumbfounded, even though he saw Chang'e with his own eyes, he still couldn't be sure that the other party was a fake.

Because Chang'e in the yard is real.

Chang'e in Guanghan Palace, who has the Three Realms in mind, is also true.

That's weird.

How come there are two Chang'e's in the world?

It's hard to tell the truth from the fake!
"Yes and no."

Yang Jian couldn't figure out what was going on for a while, even if he observed with his third eye, he couldn't see any falsehood. He could be sure that the other party was Chang'e, but not the one from Guanghan Palace.

"Zhenjun Erlang has come from afar, and he has been greeted at a distance."

Chang'e walked to the gate of the courtyard with small steps, opened the door and said, "Zhenjun, you came at the right time. My husband just cooked some home-cooked dishes. If you don't mind, you can come in and have a taste."

"thanks for treatment!"

Yang Jian cupped his hands and said: "Madam is so beautiful, it is really rare in the world, dare to ask Madam's name?"

Chang'e hadn't replied yet, she was sitting under the tree swinging Zhenzhen, she was dissatisfied when she heard the words, "You are so unreasonable, my mother invited you to dinner, yet you are belittling my mother, asking for a beating, right?"

"..."

Yang Jian was taken aback for a moment, and then said with a sneer: "Madam, please forgive me, I didn't intend to be frivolous to you, but your temperament and cultivation are very similar to a friend of mine."

"Who is it?"

The really smart eyeballs rolled, obviously guessing the friend Yang Jian was talking about.

Yang Jian glanced at Zhenzhen, then turned his gaze to Chang'e, and said slowly: "My friend's name is Chang'e."

"I know Chang'e, I live in Guanghan Palace, and I do have some relationship with her, but I am not her, I am the moon god." Chang'e has been with Pan Haodong for more than ten years, her face is much thicker than before, and she tells lies , his face is not red, and his heart is not beating, as if he is saying that it is commonplace.

In fact, it is not a lie, she is the moon god, she just hides the name Chang'e.

Zhenzhen secretly gave her mother a thumbs up, and then interjected: "I'm telling you, do you want to go in to eat? If not, we will go and eat."

"Haha~~"

Yang Jian raised his head and smiled, and said: "I can smell the fragrance from a long way away, how could I not eat it, not to mention the invitation from the Moon God?"

"I guess you are discerning, my father's cooking is delicious."

Zhenzhen left such a sentence, bouncing towards the restaurant.

Chang'e, Yang Jian, and Xiao Tiangou walked behind.

"By the way, dogs are not allowed at the table."

Really suddenly turned around and said something.

Xiao Tiangou, who had half stepped through the doorway, froze on the spot.

This……

"Really, don't be rude."

Chang'e laughed and cursed, then turned to look at Yang Jian, and apologized, "True Monarch, my little girl has been spoiled by us, please forgive me."

"It's okay! Zhenzhen girl is right, dogs really can't be served on the table."

Yang Jian wasn't angry. Anyway, he thought he was really cute and talented. At a young age, he could tell that Xiao Tiangou's real body was a dog, and he had a bright future.

At this moment, he actually had the idea of ​​accepting a disciple.

Such a talented little girl, if she is taught carefully, her future achievements will not be low.

"Master, I'm going outside for a walk."

Xiao Tianquan said in embarrassment.

Although he is a dog, he is not an ordinary dog, but a dog in the sky. A little girl saw his real body and told him that dogs could not be served on the table. It really didn't hurt much and was extremely insulting.

He no longer has the face to stay in this yard.

"Go!"

Yang Jian waved his hand.

"Wait a moment~~"

Pan Haodong walked out of the kitchen with a plate of bone soup, and said, "Zhenjun Erlang, this is my stewed bone soup, it's just right for your dog."

"Ah~~" Zhenzhen shouted quickly: "Father, why did you give my favorite pork ribs to others!"

Pan Haodong raised his eyebrows: "Why, you still want to grab food from the dog?"

"How could I grab food from the dog..."

Then, Zhenzhen changed the subject and said: "However, people who have dogs at home, don't they all give the leftovers to the dogs? Why don't I suck out the marrow in the tube bone first, and then give the bones to the dog?" he?"

Pan Haodong: "..."

Chang'e: "..."

Yang Jian:"……"

"..."

Xiao Tianquan raised his eyebrows angrily.

Smelly girl, do you really treat me like a dog?

Lao Tzu is a dog, not a pastoral dog. Are you trying to humiliate... a dog?
"Hee hee~~"

Sensing that the atmosphere was not right, Zhenzhen quickly waved his hands and said with a sneer: "Just kidding, don't mind!"

With an apology on his mouth, he was full of reluctance.

The bone marrow in the bone is a very delicious delicacy. It is a pity that it is so cheap.

But she is greedy, so she can't compete with the dog for food!
There is no other way but to give up the bones to Xiaotian Dog.

"Master, I'm leaving first."

Xiaotiangou was embarrassed to argue with the little girl, so he could only suffer from being dumb, and turned around and walked out of the yard angrily.

"Hey~~Do you want more bone soup?"

Pan Haodong's voice wafted into his ears, Xiao Tianquan paused in his footsteps, he wanted to walk more casually without the ribs, but his nose was too sensitive, and he couldn't walk when he smelled the scent of ribs.

After several struggles.

Xiao Tiangou turned around and went forward, and took away the bone. The bone is very important, but eating is also very important. The bone made by Pan Haodong is full of meat fragrance, and the children next door are crying.

He doesn't want it, some people want it...

Backbone, sometimes worthless.

After the Xiaotian dog left.

Pan Haodong politely reported his name, called Erlang God Yang Jian to sit down, and said, "Erlang Zhenjun, you are a judicial god, and you have a lot of business to deal with every day. Why do you have time to come to Liujia Village, a remote place like this?"

Yang Jian raised his brows lightly when he heard the words, and retorted: "Dong Jun, you still call yourself the sun god, and your status is noble, and your wife is also a moon god, and your status is noble. Why did you and your wife come here?"

"Hahaha……"

Pan Haodong laughed loudly, and said, "Eat vegetables, eat vegetables."

"Then I'm welcome."

Xiao Tiangou is greedy for pork ribs, and Yang Jian is also greedy for braised pork!

The host warmly entertained him, and Erye Yang didn't have the slightest idea of ​​being polite. He picked up a piece of fat and thin braised pork with chopsticks, and delivered it to his mouth.

One bite.

He was stunned.

"How come there is such delicious food?"

Yang Jian was startled and thought in disbelief.

With such delicious food and such superb cooking skills, it's no wonder that he really can't bear to part with the pork ribs. If it were him, he might also be reluctant to give the pork ribs to the dogs.

Even if the dog is his own.

"Zhenjun, why don't you eat it?" Chang'e said with a smile: "Isn't it hard to swallow?"

"No, it's really delicious." Yang Jian came back to his senses and said, "I've never eaten such delicious food, Dong Jun, you really gave me a big surprise!"

"Eat more if you like it, if it's not enough, I'll do it again..."

"Enough is enough."

"Father, I want a leek box."

"Can't you pinch yourself?"

"Daddy's is much more fragrant."

"You child."

(End of this chapter)