my relatives are a bit much

Chapter 814
After the tools are properly arranged, you need to wait until dark before you can start calling the soul.

This wait is several hours.

Seven o'clock in the evening.

Everyone returned to the office after dinner.

Ah Lian looked at Helen, Jin McGee and Meng Chao who looked curious, then turned to look at Xiang Dezu who was worried, then picked up the soul-calling lantern and took a deep breath.

"The three souls and seven souls of Xiang Dezu come back quickly and return to their old place."

"...a lonely soul on the street!"

"...a lonely soul on the bed!"

"...a lonely soul in front of and behind the house!"

"A lonely soul~~"

"Xiang Dezu's three souls and seven spirits come back quickly, come back quickly..."

A-Lian was lucky. He Xiangu was the one who invited the gods to summon the soul. Although the formulas for summoning the soul were a bit silly, the results were very gratifying.

The bull-headed horse-faced chasing after seeing He Xiangu possessing A-Lian, even if it was only a ray of divine thoughts, was still too scared to make a sound, and hastily closed the ghost gate and ran back.

Because Pan Daxian was relatively low-key, the bull's head and horse face did not find him.

Including He Xiangu who possessed Alian.

As long as he doesn't want to, let alone He Xiangu's ray of divine sense, even if the deity comes in person, he may not necessarily recognize him.

The three souls and seven souls return to their positions.

Pan Haodong used divine fire to light Xiang Dezu's three fires, and secretly gave the other party a little benefit, which was regarded as a small gift to Xiang Dezu for his dedication to the people.

The divine fire ignites the three fires on the person, even the ghosts dare not approach them.

This kind of gift is enough for Xiang Dezu to live in this spiritual port where demons and ghosts are constantly banned, and he will live well...

afterwards.

Pan Haodong only received 10 yuan, all of which was given to Alian.

Because A-Lian did the soul-calling, he just raised his finger and ignited Xiang Dezu's vitality. He has contributed a lot, but what he did can be ignored.

If A-Zhen gave her the money, A-Lian would definitely not accept all of it, but she was not polite at all when it was given by her brother, she would give as much as she wanted.

You don't need to be polite with your brother.

the next day.

Zhang Lihua's house was decorated with lanterns and festoons, and there was an endless stream of guests and friends. People were everywhere in the front and back yards of the villa, the lobby on the first floor, and the living room on the second floor.

Today is a happy day for Uncle Feng and Zhang Lihua to tie the knot.

Pan Haodong brought Ye Mei and Azhen over early in the morning to cook the wedding banquet. They were very busy. Even though Uncle Feng said he could just cook a few tables, when he entered the kitchen, he couldn't just cook a few tables of delicious food.

Who is enough for this?
Those people from the Taoism Association alone are not enough.

Not to mention Zhang Lihua's relatives and friends and Uncle Feng's relatives and friends.

Therefore, Pan Haodong has to prepare dozens of tables of dishes and entertain hundreds of guests. Ye Mei and Ah Zhen must be too busy to wash and chop the food for so many people.

Fortunately, the young and beautiful aunt had already made arrangements and invited more than a dozen people to help.

At noon, you can deal with it casually, and there is a mess of stews at one table and one pot. Dinner is the main meal at night.

But even if it was a big mess, it still caused the guests to exclaim.

Pan Haodong personally cooks the messy stew. The cooking time and order of the ingredients are all selected optimally. The moment it is served on the table, the aroma fills the room, and the guests can't stop eating.

There is a pot full of stews, and there is no soup left, every table is like this.

It's even worse at night.

After eating the food cooked by Pan Haodong at noon, the guests didn't even think about having a wedding room, their eyes and hearts were full of food on the table, no matter how the pre-wedding host tried to mobilize the atmosphere, the audience just didn't cooperate.

The cooperation is also extremely perfunctory.

Uncle Feng invited his nephew to cook, which really saved his face, but the excitement of the wedding ceremony was also greatly reduced. There was no one in the bridal chamber, and the people outside were all scrambling for a bite to eat.

Sure enough, everything has two sides.

The super delicious wedding banquet steals the excitement of the wedding.

However, neither Uncle Feng nor Zhang Lihua blamed their nephew for this. Instead, they thought it was better. Everyone would remember this day and the day they got married.

Even if it's not because of them, but because of the delicious food on the table, it's a matter of face.

Uncle Feng got married in the middle age, and he loved his ten-year-old wife who was only 32 three years old. On the second day after the wedding, he brought his daughter-in-law to Pan Daxian's office to ask his fairy nephew, The way to change fate against the sky.

It's not that he's afraid of being killed by Kefu's wife, he just doesn't want her to be a widow.

The daughter-in-law married by the nephew is also Kefu, and the couple have lived in peace so far, so there must be a way.

"Fourth uncle, your life is very strong. Auntie can't kill you."

The first sentence Pan Haodong opened his mouth made Uncle Feng feel at ease. Uncle Feng also knew that his fate was hard, so he dared to marry Zhang Lihua, who was like a black widow.

But if you can't die, it doesn't mean you'll be fine.

Therefore, I still have to trouble my nephew, Uncle Feng continued: "A Dong, is there a way to help your aunt change her life?"

Pan Haodong thought for a while and said: "Fourth uncle, why not do this, I will help you find a career!"

"Profession?"

Uncle Feng and Zhang Lihua looked at each other.

"It's not the profession you think of, but the priesthood. The underworld set up soul ecstasy envoys in the world, and distributed the business of black and white impermanence ecstasy to these practitioners. I can also ask the heaven to set up a fairy entertainer to entertain the gods who came down to earth. Not long ago I discovered that the God of Wealth descended to the earth, distributed wealth to some lucky people, created the myth of getting rich overnight, and increased faith, and other gods will definitely descend from time to time for their belief."

"And the gods in the sky do not come down to earth every year. Some come once every few years, some every ten years, or even hundreds of years. Human society is developing rapidly. Those gods who are out of touch with society will definitely be at a loss after coming down to earth."

"I have absolute confidence in convincing the Jade Emperor to set up an immortal envoy."

"I just don't know if you are willing to take this job?"

Pan Haodong's words were not bragging.

He can take the lotus karma fire from the Tathagata Buddha, and he can naturally reason with the Jade Emperor with his strength. Adding an immortal envoy who is not as high as the rank can please a Daluo immortal, and no one will refuse to change the water.

Unless the Jade Emperor in the supernatural world has cerebral palsy!
"We will."

Uncle Feng and Zhang Lihua nodded together.

He is famous in the heavenly court, has been in contact with gods all the year round, and is a cultivator himself. If he can't change his fate, he might as well be smashed to death.

"That's good, you guys go to the heaven with me and ask the Jade Emperor for the priesthood."

"..."

Uncle Feng and Zhang Lihua didn't know how to reply.

Seal the King of Hell and ask for a priesthood. If their nephew is so awesome, why should they sacrifice the near and far to serve in heaven?

If you get in touch with your nephew more, get a little bit of his fairy spirit, won't your life change?
But considering that their nephew would disappear for a period of time from time to time, they still felt that it was more reliable to accept the priesthood.

The process of asking for the priesthood went very smoothly. The news that Dongjun blackmailed the Buddhist sect was transmitted to the two major powers of heaven and heaven by a traitor planted in the Buddhist sect a month ago.

As long as Pan Haodong declares his name, no matter whether he goes to heaven or heaven, he will be treated with the highest courtesy.

No, the Jade Emperor arranged for Uncle Feng and Zhang Lihua to have two priesthoods, a human entertainer and a human supervisor. One is responsible for entertaining the gods, and the other is responsible for monitoring the gods.

If it's just entertaining, the gods who descended to the mortal world may not listen to them, but with the supervisory duty, they can go up to the heaven to listen. Even the arrogant gods, when they meet their husband and wife, they have to smile at each other...

(End of this chapter)