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Chapter 809 Buddhas; you want to blackmail me?

In the face of sudden strangers, a group of Buddhas and Bodhisattvas who looked at each other and looked at you, none of them knew each other. The Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva in the Taiyi Realm felt an unreasonable sense of intimacy.

But she searched all over her memory, but couldn't find any relevant memories, so she could only attribute this sense of intimacy to the fact that the visitor was too handsome, which suited her taste.

It's just that the Buddha's abstinence, Guanyin Bodhisattva mistakenly thought that his heart was sprouting, and he didn't dare to come forward to strike up a conversation, so he could only bow his head and silently recite the Guanzi Heart Sutra to calm his mood.

She didn't know that the sense of intimacy actually came from Mr. Pan's three wives.

After marrying three Guanyins from different worlds and gaining their sincerity, Mr. Pan naturally has an aura about him that makes Guanyins from other worlds feel close to him.

The current Mr. Pan, without Duan Xiaoxiao, Amei, or Yan Feier, hooking up Guanyin from other worlds can also achieve the effect of +1000% favorability on meeting.

Tathagata Buddha glanced at the blushing Guanyin, turned his head and cast his gaze on Pan Haodong, and said with a smile: "I wonder what I call this great sage?"

Pan Haodong said: "I am a poor fellow."

"It turns out that Lord Dong is coming here, so I am disrespectful and disrespectful." As he said that, Tathagata Buddha changed the subject and said, "I dare to ask my friend, what is the important thing for you to come to my important place of Buddhism?"

"When I just sealed the Heaven of Joy, the Heaven of Joy tore apart the space and tried to escape into Buddhism, so I would like to ask you for an explanation."

Pan Haodong squinted his eyes, smiled, and spoke in a very calm tone, but there was a hint of questioning Buddhism and using power to overwhelm others.

"Uh……"

The Tathagata Buddha looked bewildered: "Huanxitian is obviously in a panic, so what does it have to do with my Buddhism?"

"The king of hell is called Huanxitian. There is a Huanxi Buddha in Buddhism. How dare you say it's okay?"

Pan Haodong's eyes gradually became sharper, and he slowly glanced at Huanxi Buddha. Just now, Amei said that Huanxitian is the evil thoughts of Huanxi Buddha, a demon formed by merging the origin of hell.

In order to become a Buddha, Huanxi Buddha cut off evil thoughts and threw them into hell, leaving behind such disasters. If you don't ask Buddhists for your sins and ask for some benefits, don't you just waste your time.

"..."

Huanxi Buddha was stared at and lowered his head, feeling guilty.

Tathagata Buddha sighed and said: "Ah~~ Tao's friendly skills! Huanxi Heaven is indeed happy with the demon god that Buddha inadvertently created. For thousands of years, our Buddhist sect has been working hard to make up for our mistakes, but it is a pity that we have never found the right way."

"Today, Huanxi Tian was sealed by fellow Taoist. It is indeed appropriate for fellow Taoist to come to investigate."

"Yes, the attitude of admitting mistakes is very good, I appreciate you."

Pan Haodong smiled slightly, and said: "But I have one thing to say, I have helped you Buddhism, should you give me something in return?"

I'm a darling!
The visitor is so bold that he dares to blackmail Buddhism.

Moreover, it was extortion in public.

All the Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, Vajra Arhats, etc. who reacted looked at each other angrily.

Of course, there are individual exceptions.

Needless to say, everyone must have guessed it. That's right, it is Guan Yin. Not only is she not angry, but she feels that the other party is very domineering...

"What fellow Taoist said is true."

"Kasyapa, I will fetch the Daluo golden bowl for the master."

Tathagata Buddha was quite sensible and remained silent for a while, then turned around and told his disciple Kassapa to go to the treasure house to get the Da Luo golden pot. The Da Luo golden pot was named "Da Luo". It sounded very powerful, but in fact it was just ordinary.

If you really want a powerful magic weapon, you don't want to put it in the treasure house, and you have already brought it with you.

"Wait a minute."

Pan Haodong stopped Kasyapa: "Tathagata, I am not a member of the Buddhist sect, and your great golden pot is of no use to me. I need divine fire, red lotus fire, Dutian divine fire, Samadhi true fire, etc. Give me whatever you want. Just have some."

"..."

Tathagata Buddha twitched his mouth.

If Buddhism had these magical fires, the corners of their mouths would be able to smile, and they would have a little bit of everything.

Is it true that Buddhism is open to philanthropy?
I won't give it to you!
"Dongjun, don't bully people too much!"

Maitreya Buddha, who was always smiling, glared at each other.

He seemed to have lit the fuse, Huanxi Buddha, Manjusri Bodhisattva, Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, Venerable Kasyapa, etc. all shouted and cursed.

"Children are arrogant!"

"Ignorant madman, how dare you deceive me, the Buddha."

"Buddha, this person is also blinded by greed, and there is no cure. We should uphold the teachings and save him."

"..."

"Buddha, this person's origin is unknown. He might be a demon from outside the territory. He blackmailed us this time, presumably for the purpose of cultivating heresy techniques. Please allow me to challenge him one-on-one..."

Angry-eyed Vajra stepped forward, holding a vajra, with eyes like copper bells, showing a fierce look.

Bodhisattva lowers his eyebrows, so he is merciful; Vajra glaring, subdues the four demons.

If you want to say who is the most fierce in Buddhism, you will glare at King Kong Nanbowan.

It's just that this time, the Buddhist Dharma Protector God Angry King Kong stepped forward, and instead of gaining the comfort of the Buddhas, he laughed undisguisedly.

"Hahaha~~~"

"Can you beat him?"

"Killing me!"

A crowd of people who are laughing at the Buddha are on their backs. How can a person who can be treated with courtesy by the Buddha be subdued by just a Vajra?

If it was really that simple, there would be no need to talk so much nonsense.

Dare to blackmail Buddhism?
If you don’t shave your hair and take refuge in my Buddha, you will be a ghost!
"quiet."

The Tathagata Buddha stopped the noisy Buddhas, and said expressionlessly: "Everyone, step back!"

"Buddha~~"

"Go back."

"Yes!"

Although some Buddhas were unwilling to retreat, facing the angry Buddha, they retreated one by one.

"The Venerable Avalokitesvara stays."

"..."

After a while, the hall was empty.

In the vast Mahavira Hall, only Tathagata, Guanyin, and Pan Haodong came to blackmail.

"Fellow Taoist, there is a red lotus karma fire in Buddhism, I can give it to you, but before that, the poor monk wants to invite the one who sealed the happy sky to show up, I wonder if it is possible?"

Tathagata Buddha is one of the top powerhouses in the world. When Huanxitian tore the space and was dragged back, he sensed the existence of another Guanyin master.

That one was far stronger than the one next to him, and the powerful aura emanating from him scared even him.

So he was curious and wanted to meet each other.

"Just showing up?"

Pan Haodong raised his eyebrows.

"Yes."

Tathagata Buddha nodded.

He just wanted to confirm his inner speculation. Meeting him once was enough, and chatting with him was optional.

"Well, I will do as you wish."

Before Pan Haodong finished speaking, ripples appeared in the space beside him, and Duan Xiaoxiao, Amei, and Yan Feier, three Guanyin from different worlds, walked out with smiles.

Local Guanyin: "!!!∑(Дノ)ノ"

One is shocking enough, but there are three at once?
"This this this..."

The local Guanyin was too shocked to speak.

The looks in Xiaoxiao, Amei and the girls' eyes were filled with surprise and surprise.

"It really is!"

Seeing Avalokitesvara from three different worlds at once, the Tathagata Buddha had a smile on his face.

One flower one world, one leaf one bodhi.

The world you live in is not unique.

(End of this chapter)