my relatives are a bit much

Chapter 777 Congratulations to Your Majesty for the Monkey!

"Before Chang'e became a fairy, she was Houyi's wife."

"And Hou Yi is a sage in the world that I value. I have arranged for him seven or seven 49 kalpas, each kalpa is 12 years, and after his merits and virtues are completed, he will be promoted to a fairy and will be under my command."

The Jade Emperor has practiced since he was a child, and has experienced 81, 1049 kalpas, 600 million and [-] years of kalpas alone. After he became the supreme of the Three Realms, he was in charge of the heaven for millions of years. He is a veritable old monster.

The million years that Nuwa once said to Pan Haodong was actually the age when she sacrificed her real body to arrange the crystal array and set up the Nantian Gate, and practiced with her recreated innate Taoist body.

Actual age?

It must be much bigger than the Jade Emperor.

After all, she called Pangu, who created the world, Brother Pangu, and the Jade Emperor and Buddha were not even born at that time!
So the actual age of the goddess of creation in this world, 'Nu Wa' is... 18 years old!
This is the standard age for women.

They are forever!
After listening to the story of the Jade Emperor, Pan Haodong asked: "Jade Emperor, I would like to ask you a question. After death, gods, devils and monsters will reincarnate. They will cross the Naihe Bridge and drink Mengpo soup. Is Yi still the same Houyi as before?"

The scene fell into a brief silence.

After a short silence, the Jade Emperor slowly explained: "Every reincarnation is a new life, and Hou Yi, who has been reincarnated for 49 kalpas, is indeed no longer the boy he used to be."

Hooked!
Pan Haodong raised his mouth slightly, and asked, "Since Houyi is no longer the husband of Chang'e, and Chang'e has also ascended to immortality, and was conferred the title of moon god by you, then it is inappropriate to continue calling her Houyi's wife!"

"It's really inappropriate!"

The Jade Emperor nodded solemnly.

He hadn't thought about this issue before, and had always regarded Chang'e as Houyi's wife, but now thinking about it...

Losing big!
Hou Yi is no longer Hou Yi, so why should Chang'e leave it to Hou Yi? Wouldn't it be nice to marry her and go home to warm her bed?

Chang'e is the best among the beauties of the Three Realms!
This is just great.

Chang'e was followed by people from outside the sky.

I feel very sorry.

However, although the Jade Emperor, who has practiced for more than 1000 million years, is not completely pure and ascetic, it is still easy to let go of this matter.

He smiled calmly and said, "Little friend, if you are interested in Chang'e, you can go after Chang'e. If you catch up, I will officiate the wedding for you. Let's trade in another way."

Pan Haodong said casually: "Jade Emperor, don't mention this for now, I wonder if you are interested in meeting me?"

"Acknowledging relatives?"

The Jade Emperor glanced at Nuwa and saw that she had no expression, so he asked curiously: "How do you know this?"

"Sworn, you will be the small one, and I will be the big one."

"Tuk~~"

As soon as Pan Haodong finished speaking, his head was hit by sister Nuwa.

Nuwa's phoenix eyes turned, and she said angrily: "Stinky boy, don't think that you can be lawless after stepping into the Daluo Realm. With your cultivation level, how can you be qualified to be the eldest brother of the Jade Emperor?"

"Hehe~~"

Pan Haodong rubbed the back of his head, and laughed straight: "Just kidding, don't take it seriously! Jade Emperor, if you don't mind, let's sworn brothers now, you will be the big one, and I will be the young one."

"If it's for me to be the big one, I don't mind, and I will be the brother who worships you with my little friend."

The proposal of the people outside the sky is exactly what the Jade Emperor wanted. Nuwa can let go of her status and recognize her relatives with Pan Haodong, who was only a Taiyi Golden Immortal a year ago. The Jade Emperor, who has gone through 81 catastrophes, has nothing to let go of. What about?

This dear.

He must admit it.

Because the Jade Emperor vaguely realized that acknowledging Pan Haodong would be of great help to him in the future, and it would most likely be the key to breaking out of the prison of the world and stepping into the world...

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"Ding, the host sent an invitation to the characters in the plot..."

"Ding, the Jade Emperor accepts the invitation and establishes a brotherly relationship with the host. Reward: True Dragon Sword (Zhongpin Xiantian Lingbao), elixir x 3, attribute points x 500."

Hear the beep in his head.

An excited smile appeared on Pan Haodong's face. It's not a loss for his personal recognition. The Jade Emperor's True Dragon Sword and Immortal Pill have been copied, and there are [-] attribute points.

The elixir can increase the magic power of immortals by 3 years.

Three pieces are enough to make the three daughters-in-law in the Hong Kong comprehensive world become real immortals, even golden immortals. Anyway, the two realms of immortals and heavenly immortals will definitely be able to jump over.

Pan Haodong can guarantee this point.

Because he has taken the elixir and knows the efficacy of the elixir, one can instantly become a fairy, not to mention the three daughters-in-law who are half immortals themselves!

Sister Hui, Xiezi and Jiumei must be very happy to bring this gift back.

Undoubtedly, you can still enjoy the blessing of Qi Ren once at night.

It used to be one-on-two.

[-]v[-], never found a chance.

Sister Hui and Yazi will always be absent.

Jiumei didn't miss the show, that's because she wanted to conceive her husband's child like Sister Hui and Yazi, and she was extremely urgent, so she was more open-minded.

"Ah Dong, the Pantao Festival will be held in a few years, can you help elder brother..."

Witnessed by Nuwa and Ayu, the Jade Emperor and Pan Haodong just wanted to use their status as elder brothers to ask their brothers to help manage the Pantao Festival. Doufu changed the color of the world.

Finally started!

Pan Haodong sighed in his heart, then looked at Sister Nuwa, and said with a smirk, "Sister, your child is born."

Nuwa's phoenix eyes rolled down, and she said angrily: "Nonsense, sister doesn't even have a Taoist partner, how can she have children?"

"I'm not talking nonsense. If you don't believe me, take a look at Huaguo Mountain."

"Just look at it."

Nuwa angrily released her spiritual consciousness and explored the Huaguo Mountain in the East China Sea.

It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, it really is...

"Ah this~~"

I actually have a child!Still a monkey!
God, how can this be?

At this moment, Nuwa's heart was broken.

A few years ago, the discovery may be able to save it a bit, so that the spar gave birth to a human instead of a monkey. Now that the monkey has been born, there is a big commotion, the situation is a foregone conclusion, and it is difficult to change it.

There is no other way but to kill the monkey and forcefully send it to the underworld for reincarnation.

Even if Sun Wukong's soul is taken out and a human body is made for it, it still cannot change the established fact that Monkey King is a monkey.

It's better to let him be a monkey than a monkey.

"Congratulations to the happy queen."

The Jade Emperor made a joke for the first time.

He has used his spiritual sense to find out the origin of the spirit monkey in Huaguo Mountain. It was Empress Nuwa who incarnated five-color spar millions of years ago to repair the heaven.

I remember that at that time, it seemed that there was indeed such a multicolored spar left in the world!
Unexpectedly, this spar actually gave birth to a life. Judging from the movement just now, this monkey is extraordinary.

It is a very promising monkey.

"Shut up nonsense!"

Nvwa Jiaozha said: "That monkey is only related to me, not my child. Don't make this kind of joke in the future, otherwise I will be very angry."

The Jade Emperor put away his smile and said seriously: "Empress, how are you going to settle this monkey?"

Nuwa didn't reply, but turned to look at Pan Haodong.

"Adong, what do you think?"

(End of this chapter)