my relatives are a bit much

Chapter 755: Second Senior Brother is covered in meat, so pork liver should be good too
Cut back?

Great Sage, you are really talented, for the sake of one bite, you even disregarded the friendship between teachers and brothers.

Little Bailong will definitely shed tears of joy when he hears it!
Pan Haodong complained a few words in his heart, and said with a smile: "Great Sage, the newly grown dragon liver is too tender, and the quality is not up to standard without spiritual energy accumulation, so don't cut it."

"I'm just talking."

Monkey King scratched the back of his head with his furry hands, looking very embarrassed.

No matter what, Ao Lie is his junior brother, the dragon liver finally grew out, and he cut him up when he went back, which is not justified.

but……

Junior brother's dragon liver is really fragrant, and it tastes really satisfying.

If the idiot was lucky enough to taste a piece of it, he might not even be an envoy of the altar, and would go to Panjiazhuang every day to work as a fireworker.

Of course, considering Dongjun's cooking skills and the fact that the idiot's body is a pig, Sun Wukong still thinks it's better not to say, although he really wants to taste the idiot's pig liver, is there any delicious dragon liver from the younger brother?

But forget it.

For a little appetite, it is not worthwhile to destroy the friendship between teachers and brothers.

If you really want to eat, you can go outside and find some pig demons and demon dragons.

At this time, Ah Mei wiped her lips with a silk cloth, and suggested with a smile: "Wukong, the Dragon Kings of the Four Seas are all old Taiyi Golden Immortals, and each of them has lived for 8000 years, if you can't eat enough, You can go to the four seas and ask the Dragon King to borrow some dragon liver, anyway, the internal organs of the fairy dragon are gone, and they can grow back."

Sun Wukong: "(O_o)??"

Listen, is it human?
He could say anything he asked the Dragon King to borrow the dragon liver. Is this the Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva he knew?

In a trance.

He remembered that some human beings like to eat monkey brains, and they said it was a treasure.

No, my grandson has to get out of here quickly.

Otherwise, when Guanyin Bodhisattva remembers this, the Tianling cover will be pried open.

very scary!
Sun Wukong retreated subconsciously to the side, and said anxiously: "Bodhisattva, I suddenly remembered that there is still soup at home, so I won't bother you. I have time to go to mine some other day... Uh, I don't want it. Retreat for a period of time, and my old grandson will not leave the seclusion until the Buddha convenes the Ten Thousand Buddhas Assembly."

"Then there's no need to be in such a hurry!" Amei smiled.

"Hurry up, hurry up." The more Monkey King thought about it, the more afraid he became.

He didn't want to be the meat in other people's bowls, so he had to run away quickly, otherwise he might not be able to leave when Dongjun and Guanyin Bodhisattva thought about it.

Pan Haodong said with a smile: "Amei, since the Great Sage is in a hurry to go back, let him go back!"

"Bodhisattva, farewell."

"Dongjun, farewell."

Monkey King bowed again and again, then somersaulted and disappeared far away.

Amei glanced at the direction where Monkey King left, looked back and smiled lightly: "This monkey, isn't he afraid that we will eat his monkey brain?"

Pan Haodong blinked his eyes; "Amei, you are so smart, you thought of going with me."

"It shows that we have a good understanding."

Amei smiled sweetly.

After that, he walked to the elder brother very naturally, took his arm, rested his head on the crook of his arm, and watched the clouds roll and the clouds calm down, feeling very comfortable.

"Brother Dong, Sister Mei..."

After a while, Li Xiuyuan came over with the fat black Fuhu.

Being disturbed by subduing the dragon and subduing the tiger, Amei looked displeased, raised her hand and slapped the 'imbecile' subduing the tiger arhat soberly.

"Who, who hit me!"

Crouching Tiger Arhat covered his red and swollen cheeks, looking left and right.

Soon, he found Guanyin Bodhisattva standing next to a handsome man. His straight waist suddenly bent down, and he said with a playful smile, "Master Guanyin, you are here too!"

"Fuhu Luohan, you don't need to worry about subduing dragon Luohan. I will wake him up later. You descended to the world privately, but you violated the rules of heaven, why don't you hurry back?"

When it comes to violating the rules of heaven, Xiao Bailong and Monkey King have both committed them, but the Jade Emperor can't control them. To be precise, the Jade Emperor can govern very few gods.

Whether new or old.

The Jade Emperor can't control Taiyi Jinxian, even Jinxian, and Zhenxian with backing.

The Heavenly Court of this world is completely empty, and the Nine Heavens above the Heavenly Court is where the real bosses gather.

It's just because the Taoist Sanqing doesn't like to take care of things, and Buddhists like Tathagata and Guanyin like to go shopping, so the gods in the heavenly court often say that they are as high as the nine heavens and ask the Bodhisattva to make decisions when they encounter things that the Jade Emperor can't control. .

At the beginning of "Jigong", there is a group of immortals crusading against the dragon descending Arhat. Some people said that they would sue Jiuchongtian.

From this, it can be inferred that the Buddhist forces in this world have surpassed Taoism after Journey to the West.

"Master Guanyin, can I have a few words with Jianglong first?"

Fuhu Arhat had a maniacal and flattering smile on his face.

"can."

Amei nodded.

Fuhu Arhat immediately walked to Li Xiuyuan's side, and said: "Subduing Dragon, Jianglong, I am Fuhu! You go down to earth with a mission, you can't continue playing like this, or you will lose the bet, and you will be in bad luck... "

"what are you saying?"

Li Xiuyuan slapped Fuhu Arhat's hand away with a slap, wondering: "Why do I understand every word, but I can't move anything when I put it together. What about subduing the dragon, what about subduing the tiger? Your head must be showing off."

With that said, Li Xiuyuan turned to look at Amei: "Sister Mei, Sister Mei, you are still too light, please slap him a few more times, maybe you can slap him more soberly, he is not sober now."

Amei smiled and said nothing.

Fuhu Luohan took out a fan, forced it to Li Xiuyuan and said, "Jianglong, this is your fan, it's called the fan of wishing and doing things, remember you can only use it three times a day, I'm going up in a hurry, you must remember live."

"..."

Li Xiuyuan was stunned.

"Hey~~"

Fuhu Arhat sighed, turned to look at Guanyin Amei, and said, "Master Guanyin, I'm returning to the Heavenly Court. Let me take my leave."

"Whoosh~~"

In an instant, Crouching Tiger Arhat disappeared without a trace.

Li Xiuyuan was stunned, he didn't even know the fan had slipped from his hand...

boom!
Suddenly, a thunderbolt fell from the sky, and it landed steadily on Li Xiuyuan's head. The memory fragments of Jianglong Arhat's past and present lives, and fleeting memories began to emerge in Li Xiuyuan's mind.

Eat Erlang God's Roaring Sky Dog, steal the Queen Mother's flat peaches, mess around with the red thread, make life and death books, peek at the maidservant of the Nine Heavens Profound Maiden taking a bath... and bet with the gods!
Memories of the past flooded my mind.

From then on, Li Xiuyuan is no longer Li Xiuyuan, but the Dragon Subduing Arhat playing in the world.

"Master Guanyin." Jianglong recovered his memory, saw Guanyin in the gazebo, showed a charming smile, and said: "I am really... so happy to meet you here, you are here to help me Did you complete the bet?"

"Unfortunately, no."

Guanyin Amei, who was dressed as a peasant woman, took her elder brother Pan Haodong's hand and introduced, "This is my elder brother Dongjun. You have made a bet with the gods. You can ask elder brother for help. I have more important things to do..."

(End of this chapter)