my relatives are a bit much

Chapter 630 This Tathagata Is Not Serious

"The pig demon is the most vengeful!"

"You ruined his Gaojiazhuang, he will definitely not let it go."

"For the current plan, the only way is to ask the more powerful demon king to deal with him, otherwise your two lives may be in danger!"

"It's not too late, you start now."

Inevitably, the situation will take a bigger turn. The fat monk had to temporarily change the script and arrange for the dragon girl to go on the road with Chen Xuanzang. Young men and women get along day and night, and something will inevitably happen.

As long as Chen Xuanzang is emotional.

Then, release Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, and kill Jiao Didi's dragon girl face to face. Chen Xuanzang will definitely realize his enlightenment and escape into Buddhism from then on.

Planning is as simple as that.

Although, it sounds a little cruel, but throughout the ages, to achieve great things, there will always be sacrifices.

For the purpose of spreading Buddhism eastward, personal sacrifice is nothing.

Chen Xuanzang asked curiously: "Master, who is the King of Demons you are talking about?"

Mentioning Monkey King, the fat monk immediately regained his spirits, and said plausibly: "He is the Monkey King who was suppressed by the Buddha under Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years."

"Sun Wukong!"

Chen Xuanzang said speechlessly: "Master, he is just a legend. No one has ever found him. Is there a demon king who is easier to find?"

"Have."

The Dragon Girl interjected with great interest: "The Bull Demon King of Jilei Mountain, Sun Wukong's sworn sworn brother, with mana reaching all over the world, it will not be difficult to deal with the pig demon."

"The Bull Demon King is lustful by nature, if you go to him, you may have to sacrifice a little lust!"

The fat monk said a lot of dragon girls. I haven't seen her in hundreds of years. The dragon girl has grown up a lot, and her breasts are also firmer than before. The food in the South China Sea should be good, and the little girl Longnu has gained a lot of weight. .

What's commendable is that they are still fat in the right places, such as breasts and buttocks, and there is no fat at all in places that shouldn't be fat.

Tathagata looked at it secretly...

"Ah~ Sacrifice Hue?"

Chen Xuanzang became impatient when he heard this, and hurriedly said, "Forget it. Master, how should we find Monkey King?"

The fat monk reluctantly withdrew his gaze from the dragon girl, and said solemnly: "It's actually very simple. You go to the foot of Wuzhi Mountain and find an old temple. There is a Buddha statue in front of the temple. It is 250 feet high and [-] six feet wide. Zhang, Sun Wukong is right there."

Chen Xuanzang questioned: "Is it really that easy?"

"Oh!" The fat monk pushed Chen Xuanzang, and said while rushing, "The Buddha statue is so big that a blind person can find it, go quickly!"

Push Chen Xuanzang away.

The fat monk turned to look at Longnu, and stretched out his hand to grab Longnu's arm: "And you."

"Don't push, I'll go by myself."

Dragon Girl quickly catches up with Chen Xuanzang.

There is something wrong with this fat monk incarnated by the Tathagata, and it is very likely that Huanxi Buddha is a fake. When she just stretched out her hand, although she was aiming at the arm, she could clearly sense that the place the fat monk wanted to push was his arrogant big man. canteen.

If it were Pan Daxian, she wouldn't hide.

But the fat monk?
Don't blame her for judging people by their appearance, any other woman would also walk away.

……

After half an hour.

Outside the market, there is a beautiful pavilion.

The fat monk wearing a wig made a bunch of grapes with a flick of his hand, handed it to Pan Haodong who was beside Duan Xiaoxiao, and said, "Young Master Pan, eat a bunch of grapes."

"Thank you."

Pan Haodong took the grapes, took one off and put it in his mouth. The moment he bit it, a burst of sweet and delicious juice exploded in his mouth. The sweet taste is endless aftertaste.

Good grapes!
Good spirit fruit!
Contains abundant aura of heaven and earth, ordinary people can increase their lifespan by several months after eating one.

After some chatting.

The fat monk said: "Guanyin, you have chosen a good Taoist partner, with aura and wisdom roots, so please teach me a little bit, and it will not be difficult to step into the level of you and me in the future."

"Hehe~~"

Duan Xiaoxiao smiled, and said very cleverly: "Buddha, my man cultivates the Tao, don't pay attention to him, I respect him very much, and whether he can enter the Buddhist gate depends entirely on his personal wishes."

"It seems that he has a high position in your heart!"

The fat monk sighed.

Before he even opened his mouth, Guanyin cut off the back road.

"Higher than you think."

When Duan Xiaoxiao made up her mind last night, she had already wholeheartedly stood by Pan Haodong's side, giving up all the interests of this world, so naturally she would not let the Buddha play tricks on men.

She herself is a high-ranking Buddhist, and she has a deep understanding of Buddhas such as Tathagata, Maitreya, and Ran Deng.

If he didn't show his attitude, Tathagata, who was eyeing Pan Haodong, would never give up easily.

"Really!"

The fat monk grinned, and turned to look at Pan Haodong: "Mr. Pan, I heard that your cooking skills are very superb, can you make a table for me to taste?"

Pan Haodong handed the grapes to Duan Xiaoxiao, stood up and said, "One table is too troublesome, let me make you a whole table!"

"Oh, what?"

The fat monk showed some interest.

Both Chen Xuanzang and Guanyin said it was delicious, which shows that Pan Haodong's cooking skills are by no means ordinary.

"Buddha jumps over the wall!"

"Good name good name."

The fat monk repeatedly exclaimed: "What ingredients are needed?"

Pan Haodong said: "Abalone, sea cucumber, fish lip, yak hide glue, king oyster mushroom, tendon, flower mushroom, cuttlefish, scallops, quail eggs, etc. are all gathered together, and we need a jar of good wine..."

"Okay, I'll get it for you."

Before the fat monk finished speaking, he had already disappeared.

Taking advantage of Tathagata's efforts to collect poetry ingredients, Duan Xiaoxiao sat down next to the man and said vigilantly, "We'll leave after the dishes are done. It's very troublesome to deal with them."

Pan Haodong grabbed Duan Xiaoxiao's jade hand, and said softly: "Let's go after eating, or it will be too wasteful."

"That's fine, but there's no need to be in a hurry."

Done.

Duan Xiaoxiao leaned against the man's arms, enjoying the brief warmth.

About a few minutes or so.

The fat monk brought back a bunch of top-quality ingredients, many of which are spiritual things, such as abalone, each of which is a top-quality three-headed abalone the size of a basketball that has grown for five or six hundred years.

Pan Haodong spent a whole day following the process of making Buddha Jumping Over the Wall. He just turned a bunch of ingredients into a dish. When he took off the lid, it actually glowed alluringly.

Not to mention anything else, just relying on this appearance, you can go to heaven to ask for a fairy official.

The fat monk couldn't wait to pick up the chopsticks, picked up a piece of abalone that he had been coveting for a long time, and took a bite happily. The wonderful taste that cannot be described in words was so delicious that his soul was sublimated.

this moment!
He finally understood what his disciple Chen Xuanzang said, what it feels like to be unable to stop eating delicious food.

The speed of chopsticks is unknowingly increased to the extreme.

Seeing this scene, Duan Xiaoxiao quit immediately.

She picked up a big bowl, took out a bowl as fast as she could, handed it to Pan Haodong, and then picked up a big bowl for herself, and just left the remaining half of the altar Buddha Tiaoqiang to Tathagata.

"..."

Looking at the half of the jar missing, the fat monk was heartbroken.

Sure enough, the girl was extroverted. Guanyin, who respected her so much before, turned her elbows out immediately after finding Mr. Ruyi, and refused to let herself eat a full meal.

unacceptable!

(End of this chapter)