my relatives are a bit much

Chapter 626 Don't Guess Mr. Pan's Thoughts
Bang!
Duan Xiaoxiao flung out his fist lightly, and the Beastmaster couldn't even dodge. Before he could react, the right cheek came into close contact with Xiuquan.

Immediately afterwards, his head tilted, and several bloody teeth flew out.

Then, the whole person rose from the ground in a parabolic shape, and flew tens of meters away, but before the person fell, Duan Xiaoxiao, who quietly flashed to the side, stepped on his chest and abdomen, and there was a "bang" smash into the ground.

"How miserable!"

Pan Haodong cast a sympathetic look at the Beastmaster.

It's a pity that sympathy can't change the misfortune of being beaten by the Beastmaster. Sister Guanyin is playing very high now, and if she doesn't let the opponent enjoy the beating, if she rushes over by herself, she may be beaten.

and so……

I am deeply sorry!

After a few minutes.

Duan Xiaoxiao carried the beast king who looked like a dead pig, threw it in front of Pan Haodong, and clapped his hands.

"My dear brother, I leave it to you."

"There is sister Lao."

Pan Haodong replied with a smile.

Duan Xiaoxiao patted his chest with his hands and said, "Hey, why are you being polite to my sister?"

"Hehe~~"

Pan Haodong smiled and looked down at the Beastmaster.

Miserable, really miserable!
His face was swollen into a pig's head.

"What exactly do you want?"

The Beastmaster heaved a sigh of relief, and asked what he had always wanted to ask, but had no chance to say it.

Pan Haodong smiled slightly and said, "I'll take you as my younger brother."

"why?"

"No why."

"..."

The Beastmaster twitched his lips.

Pan Haodong said, "Do you agree?"

"I don't agree."

The Beastmaster refused very hard.

I hope you can be tough to the end.

Pan Haodong casually shot out a white light to heal the wounds on the Beastmaster's body, then turned around and said, "Sister, I'm going to trouble you again."

"You're welcome, my sister likes beating people the most, especially this kind of hard bone."

Duan Xiaoxiao chuckled, grabbed the Beastmaster by the collar, and beat him up. After standing on high places for a long time, he would always develop some little hobbies to pass the boring time.

Very unfortunate!

Avalokitesvara in this world has developed a little habit of beating people up for fun.

Dragon Girl, Red Boy, Vajra Arhat, and even some immortals in heaven were all defeated by Duan Xiaoxiaohai.

By the way, there is also Monkey King who hates Tathagata.

There are hundreds of immortals and Buddhas who have been beaten by her.

After a few minutes.

Duan Xiaoxiao dragged the dying beast king back to Pan Haodong: "Brother, I leave it to you."

"There is sister Lao."

Done.

Pan Haodong was stunned for a moment, the plot and the dialogue are so familiar, it seems that he has experienced it just now...

shook his head.

Pan Haodong looked down at the Beastmaster, and asked, "Beastmaster, I want to take you in as my younger brother, do you agree?"

"I don't..."

Before the beast king finished speaking, Duan Xiaoxiao grabbed his collar.

Pan Haodong immediately shot out a white light. As for the injury of the Beastmaster, he was dying. If he was beaten without healing, he would die.

……

"Beastmaster, do you agree?"

"Don't even think about it!"

……

"Do you agree?"

"no way!"

……

"Do you agree?"

After a dozen times in a row.

The Beast King looked ashen and lay motionless on the ground.

Hearing the devilish language again, my heart twitched violently. One crazily healed himself, and the other crazily beat himself up. These siblings are simply insane.

He wanted to kill himself, to end it all.

but……

Thinking of the beautiful and beautiful daughter-in-law Cuihua in the village, and the flowery girl in the Phoenix Tower, the beast king was reluctant to die.

I struggled for a long time.

The Beastmaster wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, and showed a smile that was uglier than crying: "Brother, from now on, you are my real brother! I recognize it, I recognize it, I recognize it! Woohoo..."

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"Ding, the host sent an invitation to the characters in the plot..."

"Ding, the Beastmaster accepts the invitation and is willing to recognize you as the big brother. Reward: Wuxingquan LV10, attribute points x 15, tiger whip wine x 5."

purpose achieved.

Pan Haodong shot a white light to heal the dying Beastmaster, and said softly, "Little brother, big brother still has something to do, so I won't keep you. Go back and live a good life with Cuihua. Pig monsters and monkey monsters are not something you can provoke."

"Thank you bro!"

The Beastmaster smiled.

I didn't look at the almanac when I went out today, and I met such a pervert as the elder brother, and the younger brother was forced to come.

Pig demon, he doesn't intend to join in the fun.

As for the monkey monster?

Rumor has it that it is even fiercer than the pig monster, and there must be many people who are eyeing the monkey monster.

What if there are a few more perverts?
I really dare not even think about it, let's go home and live with my wife!
When I run out of money, I just accept a few simple bounty tasks, and don't touch anything with a high price. I'm not afraid of death, but I'm afraid that life is worse than death.

……

farewell to the new little brother

Not for a while.

Duan Xiaoxiao and Pan Haodong met Tian Canjiao in the forest.

When the old guy saw their siblings, he turned around and ran away like a mouse seeing a cat.

It’s tricky!
The siblings looked at each other, and ran after him.

"Tian Canjiao, what are you running for?"

"If you chase after me, of course I will run."

"You run, of course we have to chase..."

"If you don't chase after me, I won't..."

Before Tian Can's foot ran, Pan Haodong and his brother came up to him, showing devilish smiles: "Sorry, we have already caught up with you."

"thump!"

Tian Canji quickly put down his crutches, fell to his knees with a plop, and said in a panic: "My little brother Tian Can, let me meet my eldest brother and eldest sister! I am willing to serve you two for the rest of my life, serving you tea and water, doing laundry and folding quilts..."

-

"Ding, the characters in the plot have invited you to recognize your relatives, you have two options:

Option 10: Accept the disabled foot as a righteous brother.Reward: Tiancanjiao LV15, attribute points ×[-].

Option 100: Reject the crippled feet.Reward: Xiantao tree x 30, attribute points x [-]."

After receiving the invitation to recognize his family, Pan Haodong quickly made his choice.

Refuse!

Not discussed.

One hundred peaches, 30 attribute points, much better than accepting.

After receiving a good reward, Pan Haodong said cheerfully, "Old man, your legs haven't grown well, so you're really not suitable to be a younger brother. Besides, you're getting old, so you should go home and enjoy your happiness!"

"..."×2.
Tian Canjiao and Duan Xiaoxiao looked confused.

what happened?

Just now he forced the Beastmaster to recognize his elder brother, now someone will take the initiative to recognize his elder brother, but he still refuses to accept it!
What brain circuit is this?

"Sister, let's go!"

Pan Haodong grabbed sister Guanyin's jade hand, and Tian Canjiao stared blankly at them to leave.

Silent for a long time.

Tian Canjiao just picked up his crutches and limped away, his back was quite lonely.

Take the initiative to recognize the big brother, others will not accept it!

This brought an unprecedented blow to his weak heart.

The arena of the exorcist is no longer his.

When people are old, they should go home and enjoy peace and happiness. Let the young people do the fighting and killing!
Pan Haodong, who has not yet gone far, detected Tian Canjiao's inner thoughts through his telepathic ability, with a gratified smile on his face. The two exorcists who should have died in Wuzhishan, because their appearance changed their fate, it is worth opening champagne Celebrate.

Saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda.

Two lives, is to build a 14-level pagoda, the merit is immeasurable!
(End of this chapter)