my relatives are a bit much

Chapter 624
"Guest officer, our restaurant's famous roast pig is crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, oily but not greasy. Customers say it's good after eating it..."

The coquettishly dressed waitress said with a smile on her face.

As everyone knows, the two guests in front of her can see through the clumsy illusion of Zhu Gangli. Of course, Pan Haodong needless to say, Chen Xuanzang is a disciple of Mahayana Buddhism after all. I can still see through the illusion.

"Guest officer!"

Seeing that the two didn't reply, the waitress looked around the hall and shook her hand.

Chen Xuanzang turned his head and said blankly: "I am an exorcist! Show yourself!"

"Guest officer, what are you talking about?"

The waitress looked puzzled.

Bang!
With a straight punch, Chen Xuanzang dented the waitress' face.

"Do you want to do it?"

The waitress showed off her fists and had a fierce look on her face.

Bang!
Another punch.

This Chen Xuanzang is much more decisive than the Tang monk in the orthodox Journey to the West.

It's a pity that the strength is not enough.

"You forced me!"

The waitress put on a fist angrily, and Chen Xuanzang, who was still very powerful just now, immediately hid behind Pan Haodong in fright, and said, "Brother Dong, it's your turn."

"Humph~~"

The waitress let out a coquettish snort, and suddenly leaned forward.

"court death."

Pan Haodong's kick was as fast as lightning, and he kicked the waitress's chest, directly blasting her whole body.

The crowded and lively hall suddenly fell into an eerie silence...

The diners eating and drinking, and the waiters serving the guests, all stood up and cast their gazes over.

Chen Xuanzang whispered: "Brother Dong, can you cover it?"

The corner of Pan Haodong's mouth raised slightly, and he said seriously: "It's definitely okay to take care of yourself."

"what about me?"

Chen Xuanzang's eyes widened, and he looked around subconsciously. Seeing the people getting closer and closer, his calves trembled in fright. This damn oppressive feeling is so frightening!
"Bless yourself!"

Leave this sentence.

Pan Haodong grabbed a wooden stick out of thin air, and took the initiative to charge into the crowd. In an instant, the dust was flying, and the sky was full of yellow sand.

The person who is transformed by the pig's mane with sand and soil explodes with a 'bang bang bang', which is not a one-hit enemy at all.

In a blink of an eye, the small fish and shrimps in the hall were cleared, Pan Haodong patted the dust off his body, and shouted to the inner hall: "Piggy, get out of here, sir."

Chen Xuanzang said with a look of admiration: "Brother Dong, I didn't expect you to be so powerful!"

If he wants to be so powerful, he doesn't need three hundred nursery rhymes, just kill monsters when he encounters them.

"Oh!"

The door was blown open from the outside in.

Immediately afterwards, a sexy woman in a waistless dress, wearing a golden bracelet, entered the door and shouted: "The pig demon is mine, no one is allowed to snatch it from me."

Pan Haodong stared at the person from shame and anger, and scolded: "Where is the little girl, how dare you be so arrogant, your mother never taught you, what is first come first served?"

With her hands on her hips, Long Nu secretly blinked at Pan Haodong, and tugged, "My lady is from Heifengzhai, and we people in Heifengzhai don't behave according to the rules. If you are sensible, step aside for me. Otherwise, you look good."

Pan Haodong's face turned cold, and the surrounding temperature dropped suddenly, dropping by more than ten degrees in an instant. The dragon girl with her hands on her hips was so frightened that she thumped her heart, thinking to herself, "No way, is this going to be a real fire?"

"Brother Dong, don't be impulsive, the little girl is not sensible, let's not be as knowledgeable as her..."

Chen Xuanzang quickly stretched out his hand to hold down Pan Haodong.

In the end, Pan Haodong slapped him away.

Chen Xuanzang, who fell to the ground, looked at Pan Haodong, who was so angry in his dantian, and his clothes were windless and automatic. He closed his eyes silently, and couldn't bear to see a young girl who was about to be buried in Dong Ge's hands.

"...Back then back!"

Three words that sounded like thunder.

The shock made Chen Xuanzang and Long Nu's eyes blurry.

Especially when Pan Haodong really stepped aside, Long Nu and Chen Xuanzang looked at each other in blank dismay.

"Push!"

In the woods outside Gaolaozhuang, Duan Xiaoxiao, who was lying on a tree with long legs dangling, couldn't help but burst out laughing.

The red boy who was sitting not far away couldn't help laughing and said: "Master, Pan Daxian's acting skills are too bad. He even said the most cowardly words in the hardest tone. Aren't you afraid that Chen Xuanzang will see it?"

"No, my brother is smart!"

Duan Xiaoxiao trusts Pan Haodong 100% and is extremely confident in his godbrother.

Of course.

The main reason is that you don’t have to be afraid of a bad performance. The general situation of Journey to the West cannot be changed, but the small situation can be changed. If the performance fails, just keep acting!

As long as she is here, Tathagata will have to make careful decisions.

hall.

The dragon girl came back to her senses, glanced at the barbecue in the hanging furnace, with anger rising in her eyes, and shouted: "Piggy, you dare to wrap people in pig skin for barbecue. I don't want to offer a reward today, but I want to give you a reward." I peeled off your skin, hung you into the stove, and let you experience the taste of being roasted by others."

"Squeak!"

The inner room door opened.

stomping on...

Zhu Ganglu, who was dressed in a theater costume and had oily hair and noodles, quickly came to Longnu's side, and tiptoely patted her.

There was a smile on his face, but the smile was stiff, like a human skin mask.

"You're finally willing to come out."

The dragon girl sneered.

For a play to look like it needs real fire, Pan Daxian's previous performance was too exaggerated. Although the acting was very funny, thinking about it now makes me want to laugh, but it feels fake.

She is the one who wants to take the crown of the Queen of the Three Realms. When she meets a pig who kills the common people and roasts people like pigs, she will naturally hate as much as she wants, and she must fight if she disagrees.

"Bang bang bang..."

Don't give the pig a chance to react at all.

Under the control of the dragon girl, the indefinite flying rings changed from one to two, and from two to four, and from four to innumerable forms. The whole room was filled with indefinite flying rings, hitting Zhu Gang Hyena one after another.

The pig mane covered with human skin, the skin is like a weathered scrap bag, which will shatter when beaten.

Pig nose, pig belly, pig body, pig tail.

Zhu Gangguan was knocked out of his original shape in minutes.

But that doesn't mean he lost.

The thick-skinned Zhu Ganghye is not very proficient in magic, and close combat is his strength. Although the attack power of Dragon Girl's Wandering Flying Ring is strong, it can't do anything to him.

The flying rings that came one after another hit Zhu Ganglian's body, only slightly shaking him.

Not much damage, but painful.

After dozens of blows, Zhu Gangman volleyed the nine-toothed rake, danced airtightly, and blocked the flying rings that kept flying back. Seeing his relaxed face, it was obvious that he hadn't tried his best yet.

Going forward with the flying rings all over the sky, Zhu Gangman soon came to the dragon girl. Almost at the moment when the flying ring transformed by the dragon girl was completely exhausted, the extremely sharp nine-toothed rake viciously swept towards the dragon girl. Raked down.

scoff~~
The fragrant shoulder of the dragon girl was stabbed by a rake.

Seeing that the big mountain peak of Longnu was about to be destroyed by Zhu Gang's nails, at the very moment, Pan Haodong, who retreated to the side, suddenly shouted: "Definitely!"

Zhu Ganglian's movements stopped abruptly in an instant.

The Dragon Girl's canteen was saved!

Chen Xuanzang let out a long breath.

Pan Haodong suddenly appeared beside Longnu, raised the nine-toothed rake, carried Longnu on his shoulders, turned around and ran towards the door.

"Hey Hey hey……"

A small voice suddenly rang in Pan Haodong's ear: "My dear brother, why did you resist the dragon girl by yourself? Throw her to Chen Xuanzang quickly, that's not how the play is played..."

"Isn't it?"

Pan Haodong stopped suddenly.

He picked up the dragon girl, but it was an instinctive behavior. This is a good opportunity for a hero to save the beauty. He is so handsome, and if he saves the dragon girl, he will definitely gain a lot afterwards.

A body promise is indispensable.

However, in order to get Sister Guanyin, Mr. Pan had to give up this idea.

For a dragon girl, it's not worth it!

(End of this chapter)