my relatives are a bit much

Chapter 565
After a while.

The two teleported down the mountain, just in time to see a big and thick bear demon dragging away the fainted Fahai.

Beside the bear demon was a playful and slender female elf with antlers on her head, her waist and legs were particularly slender, but unfortunately she was too thin to meet Mr. Pan's aesthetics.

Bai Suzhen patted the man's shoulder; "Officer, my uncle was dragged away by a monster!"

Pan Haodong turned his head to look at Xiaobai, and said speechlessly, "Lady, you seem very happy that Jun Bao was dragged away by the demon?"

"Do I have it?" Bai Suzhen smiled.

Pan Haodong rolled his eyes; "I'm almost laughing out loud, why don't you say no?"

"Hee hee~~"

Bai Suzhen coquettishly smiled, and said: "Officer, Xiaobai is your woman. My uncle refuses to recognize her, so he is inevitably a little upset. Seeing him being dragged away by a demon, what's wrong with Xiaoxiao?" I don't want you to die!"

"My lady, you should know these two demons, right?"

"know."

Bai Suzhen nodded.

The two followed and chatted, and soon came to the bear demon's habitat.

Looking at the bear demon and the deer demon who stripped Fahai's clothes and massaged them attentively, Bai Suzhen explained: "Xiong Da and Lulu are well-known chefs in the demon world. They use special techniques to massage the ingredients to make them more chewy..."

“It’s their gourmet secret to bake fried eggs and lobster to create a delicious savory aroma and use them as fillings for barbecued meats.”

"And the miraculous thousand-year-old chicken essence is made by Xiong Da who killed his good brother Wuji King with tears in his eyes. Every time he uses it, Xiong Da will burst into tears..."

"This is their fate."

"It is passed down from generation to generation by their ancestors!"

Such a familiar language!Very familiar plot!Is this a string?
Pan Haodong shook his head and said: "Xiao Bai, quickly find a kind female demon and come over. I'll keep an eye on it to prevent Jun Bao from being cooked by the demon."

Upon hearing this, Bai Suzhen said excitedly: "Officer, what type of banshee do you think my uncle would like?"

"I don't know, just look for it!" Pan Haodong spread his hands.

Bai Suzhen tilted her head and thought for a while, then suggested: "Officer, when I was dealing with floods, I found a rabbit spirit in a mountain. It has about five or six hundred years of cultivation, and its realm is similar to that of Xiaoqing."

Pan Haodong asked, "How do you look?"

Bai Suzhen shook her head and said: "I didn't notice, but it shouldn't be bad. Female monsters pay more attention to appearance. When transforming, they will try their best to make themselves more beautiful. Rabbits are so cute, and they taste... er, what they look like after transforming." Looks, definitely not bad."

"Madam, you just wanted to say that rabbit tastes delicious, right?"

Pan Haodong looked at his wife with great interest.

The painting style has changed.

Such a beautiful and pretty daughter-in-law was actually raised by him to be a foodie. She is really... so cute!

"No." Bai Suzhen blushed, shook her head and denied, "Officer, you must have heard wrong."

"Really?" Pan Haodong raised his eyebrows, slapped his daughter-in-law's buttocks, and said, "It's okay to be greedy, go and get the rabbit essence."

"What if she doesn't come?"

"Appropriately promise some benefits, such as spiritual spring water, fine nectar and jade liquid."

"Well, I know how to do it."

After Bai Suzhen left.

Pan Haodong cat watches under a tree.

When he saw Fahai being stripped off by the deer demon, leaving only a pair of underwear, he, the older brother, didn't care!
Seeing Fahai being shaved on the chopping board by the bear demon, he, the older brother, didn't care!

Seeing that the deer demon washed Fahai's body with clean water, he still didn't care...

About a quarter of an hour later.

"The water is boiling!"

The bear demon looked back at the deer demon, and asked: "Daughter-in-law, do you want to eat braised or steamed? This monk is not very old, only in his 20s, and has practiced Buddhism. Whether it is steamed to eat the original flavor, or braised in brown sauce or fried , the taste is excellent."

"Da Lang, all my slaves want to eat."

The deer demon held her face in both hands, as if she was a little woman.

Xiong Yao enjoyed his wife's obsession very much, and said triumphantly, "How about half steamed and half braised?"

"Wow wow wow!"

The deer demon clapped his hands excitedly.

The bear demon immediately raised the kitchen knife and slashed at Fahai's belly with a "dang".

——The blade is curled!
Fa Hai, who has achieved a half-step golden body, can't easily dismember his body with a kitchen knife.

"unlucky!"

The bear demon threw away the curly-bladed kitchen knife in his hand, and said angrily: "I hate these monks and monsters who cultivate the golden body the most, and you have to sacrifice a precious knife to eat them! Daughter-in-law, look at the little monk, as long as he opens his eyes, you can use a hammer Knock him out, knock hard, he has practiced the golden body, it won't break!"

"Okay!"

The deer demon picked up a big hammer that was taller than her, and stared at Fa Hai obsessively.

Of course.

Her obsession is different from that of ordinary women. She is greedy for Fahai's body and really wants to eat him!

"Look at this, the bear demons and deer demons are not less cannibals. When the rabbit spirits come, let's kill them!" Thinking of the top ingredients such as bear paws and deer antlers, Pan Haodong couldn't help swallowing.

"Officer, I'm back."

Hearing Bai Suzhen's sweet voice, Pan Haodong turned around and made a booing gesture, quietly looked at the rabbit spirit beside Xiaobai, and said in a low voice: "After a while, you rush over and shout 'Stop the evildoer', and then do nothing No matter, just take Fa Hai away, I will take care of the bear demon and the deer demon."

Rabbit Jing timidly asked: "Immortal, when will the cylinders of spiritual spring water promised by Sister Bai arrive in my account?"

Pan Haodong smiled and said, "Don't worry, I can't do without you."

"Sister Bai also said that Hai has a bad temper. If he suddenly goes berserk, he will give me to the shark? Then I am doomed."

Rabbit Spirit was still a little apprehensive, if it wasn't for the fact that the spiritual water was so attractive and beneficial to her practice, she wouldn't have dared to come here at all. Fa Hai's reputation as a murderer is widely spread in the demon world.

"Don't worry, Xiaobai and I will protect you."

"Officer, Xiong Da is about to come out. He came out with a precious sword!"

Bai Suzhen patted the man's shoulder.

Pan Haodong quickly looked at Rabbit Jing, and instructed: "It's your turn to play."

Looking at the bear demon who was getting closer and closer, about to dismember Fa Hai, the rabbit spirit took a deep breath, and with the encouragement of Pan Haodong and Bai Suzhen, he rushed to the chef couple in the demon world, and shouted: "Monster, let go of that Man, he's mine!"

"..."

The bear demon and the deer demon looked at each other in blank dismay.

This little bunny is so adorable, so braised in soy sauce it must be very delicious!
"Here's some snacks."

The bear demon and the deer demon couple showed 'gentle' smiles at the same time, holding a sword and a hammer, approaching the rabbit spirit with a smile.

The little rabbit was trembling with fright, and kept backing away.

"Little Bai, kill them one by one, stew bear paws and eat deer antler."

Pan Haodong gave his wife a look, and took the lead in launching a dimension reduction strike. Before the bear demon with a thousand-year-old skill could react, four bear paws were chopped off.

"you……"

The bear demon spat out a word, his neck split open, and a large amount of blood spewed out.

Boom!
The big bear's head fell down!
(End of this chapter)