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Chapter 559 Angry at Fahai (Happy New Year!)
Chapter 559 Angry at Fahai (Happy New Year!)
Hiss!Hiss!
Two snakes over [-] meters long, smelling the fragrance wafting from the eaves, shrunk their bodies one after another, turned into small snakes more than one meter long and two fingers thick, wrapped around the purple bamboo, and stared straight at the pot in the pot. Meat, spit out letters from time to time.
"My lord, what are they doing?"
Yingzi asked.
"I want to eat meat." Pan Haodong grinned, stood up, picked up a plate, filled it with meat and vegetables, placed it under the umbrella, and said with a smile: "Eat it!"
"Thank you!"
White Snake thanked him.
The green snake was more naughty, took the opportunity to swim under the umbrella, and ate it with big mouthfuls.
"Go and eat, or the food will be eaten up by your companions."
"Xiaoqing is my younger sister, let her eat more."
The white snake replied.
Swim unhurriedly under the umbrella and enjoy delicious food.
Xiaoqing is naughty, but she will not be ungrateful. She remembers all her sister's kindness in her heart. She is greedy because she wants to eat more meat, and she has no intention of eating alone.
The two sisters have a deep relationship.
Yingzi hugged Zhu'er tightly, and tremblingly said: "My lord, they can talk, are they all snake demons?"
Pan Haodong nodded and said, "Well, I'm going to transform into a catastrophe soon."
"Then they don't know how to eat people?"
Yingzi's shaking became more and more severe, and her acting skills gradually became more and more comfortable.
Acting is addictive.
"No, they are all good monsters, and they just protected you from the wind and rain!"
"..."
Yingzi stopped talking.
From time to time, I peeked at the two snakes, with gratitude in my eyes, and some people were afraid of demons.
Silence for a long time.
Yingzi put down his chopsticks, took the paper from Pan Haodong, and asked curiously, "My lord, this paper is so soft, what is it for?"
Pan Haodong replied casually: "Wipe your hands, mouth, butt, whatever."
Wipe your ass?
Yingzi's fair face was blushing, and he said embarrassingly, "My lord, your way of speaking is more bold, and it's hard for me to get used to it for a while."
"It's okay, you'll get used to it later."
"..."
Yingzi turned around and said, "My lord, where should I sleep at night?"
Pan Haodong pointed casually: "Inside."
"how about you?"
"I will..."
Pan Haodong took a bite of fried meat, put down his chopsticks, and said to White Snake and Green Snake, "There is still a lot of food on the table, do you want to eat it?"
"Can we?"
The white snake was a little moved.
One dish is really not enough for two snakes.
"Of course, come here if you want to eat."
Pan Haodong beckoned.
The two snakes looked at each other, and with a 'whoosh', they scurried to the table.
Playing the role of a village woman, Yingzi quickly carried Zhu'er into the tent, but the two snakes didn't care.
There is a gap between humans and demons.
ten minutes later.
The White Snake and the Green Snake, regarded by someone as desktop cleaning masters, lay down on the table with a contented expression after eating the last bite of vegetables.
"My lord, thank you for your hospitality!"
"You're welcome."
After a pause, Pan Haodong said, "Should you all be able to transform?"
White Snake replied truthfully: "I can do it anytime, Xiaoqing is almost able to do it, maybe I have to wait a month or two..."
Pan Haodong sighed, "You guys are really sisters, you are willing to wait even for your transformation."
"Sisters who have been around for hundreds of years, of course they have deep feelings." The white snake spat out the letter.
"My sister is the best to me."
The green snake rubbed against the white snake's jade-like body, and even before it took shape, the green snake had a charming look on it.
Once it takes shape, the green snake must be the lawless and beautiful lady who will bring disaster to the country and the people.
Of course.
Now Qingbai has no form.
Pan Haodong looked at them as if they were pets.
The white snake felt a little uncomfortable, and twisted its body: "My lord, it's the third watch, I won't disturb your rest, so I'll take my leave."
"Do you want to come for dinner tomorrow?" Pan Haodong asked abruptly.
The White Snake and the Green Snake paused, and after looking at each other, the Green Snake said excitedly: "Yes, thank you, my lord, you are really a good person."
Come on.
Receive a good guy card!
Pan Haodong smiled and said, "Then I will prepare more porridge tomorrow."
"Thank you sir."
After the two snakes left.
Yingzi got out of the tent and said timidly, "My lord, are you going to entertain them tomorrow?"
"I promised, I must keep my promise."
"But they are snake demons!"
"Humans are divided into good and evil, and so are demons."
"..."
Yingzi was silent for a moment, and said, "My lord, you go into the room and rest, and I will clean up the tableware."
Pan Haodong grabbed Yingzi's hand, shook his head and said, "It's raining heavily outside, and I'm cleaning up when the rain stops tomorrow morning, don't worry."
"Then I'm in."
Yingzi withdrew her hand and shyly hid in the tent.
Something is going wrong!
What Pan Haodong wanted to recognize was his god-sister, and he took in Yingzi's mother and daughter just to recognize their relatives, but Yingzi blushed at every turn, what should I do?
Accept her?
Develop a relationship with Guanyin?
Thinking about it, it seems quite exciting.
……
Silent all night.
The next day, the white snake and the green snake arrived as promised. Pan Haodong cooked a delicious breakfast for them and Yingzi, and then built a bamboo house in the purple bamboo forest.
While waiting for Fahai, take care of Yingzi, mother and daughter.
After getting along for a period of time.
Yingzi is no longer afraid of white snakes and green snakes, and her concept of demons has gradually improved.
Of course, these are all performed by Yingzi.
Her acting skills have long been perfected...
Someday in a month.
Fa Hai was dressed in a white cassock and held a whisk in his hand. He walked into the courtyard of the bamboo house in a hurry. He saw two snakes standing upright, sitting on a bamboo chair, having lunch with Pan Haodong and Yingzi, trembling with anger.
"Brother~~ Immortal Pan, how can you give yourself up and eat at the same table with the snake demon?"
Fa Hai originally came to recognize his elder brother, but when he saw that the elder brother, who had become a fairy, danced with two snake demons, he not only asked them to eat at the table, but also put vegetables in front of him for the white snake to enjoy!
He has always been adhering to the non-contradictory principle of human beings and monsters. He who meets demons and eliminates demons, and ghosts and ghosts, feels that his three views have exploded.
"Fa Hai, your ideas are too paranoid."
Pan Haodong sighed, and said: "Humans and demons don't have to be against each other. Immortals and demons live in peace, let alone degeneration. If the world you see is only black and white, then your Buddha cultivation this year is considered in vain."
"To shut up!"
"A monster is a monster. Even if they are good for a while, they can't change their bad habits from the bottom of their hearts, especially the snake monster. You should have heard the story of the farmer and the snake, right?"
Hearing the words 'farmer and snake' from Fa Hai, Pan Haodong showed a hint of surprise, and said: "Fa Hai, snakes are cold-blooded animals, and there are indeed bad roots of ignorance, but they are snakes without cultivation, Xiaobai Xiaoqing and the others are going to transform soon, so it should be a different matter! Since they stepped into the practice, they have never harmed anyone, how can you regard them as monsters?"
"Then you can guarantee that they won't in the future?"
Fahai's eyes as sharp as knives stared at the two green and white snakes.
"Hahaha……"
Pan Haodong suddenly burst out laughing.
Fa Hai looked confused: "What are you laughing at?"
Pan Haodong's smile suddenly faded, he got up and walked in front of Fa Hai, poked his chest with his fingers, and scolded him loudly: "I laugh at you for being paranoid, for being childish, for not distinguishing right from wrong, good from evil."
"Where am I paranoid? Where is naive? Where is right and wrong, good and evil? Is it wrong to eliminate demons?"
Fahai looked unconvinced.
(End of this chapter)
Hiss!Hiss!
Two snakes over [-] meters long, smelling the fragrance wafting from the eaves, shrunk their bodies one after another, turned into small snakes more than one meter long and two fingers thick, wrapped around the purple bamboo, and stared straight at the pot in the pot. Meat, spit out letters from time to time.
"My lord, what are they doing?"
Yingzi asked.
"I want to eat meat." Pan Haodong grinned, stood up, picked up a plate, filled it with meat and vegetables, placed it under the umbrella, and said with a smile: "Eat it!"
"Thank you!"
White Snake thanked him.
The green snake was more naughty, took the opportunity to swim under the umbrella, and ate it with big mouthfuls.
"Go and eat, or the food will be eaten up by your companions."
"Xiaoqing is my younger sister, let her eat more."
The white snake replied.
Swim unhurriedly under the umbrella and enjoy delicious food.
Xiaoqing is naughty, but she will not be ungrateful. She remembers all her sister's kindness in her heart. She is greedy because she wants to eat more meat, and she has no intention of eating alone.
The two sisters have a deep relationship.
Yingzi hugged Zhu'er tightly, and tremblingly said: "My lord, they can talk, are they all snake demons?"
Pan Haodong nodded and said, "Well, I'm going to transform into a catastrophe soon."
"Then they don't know how to eat people?"
Yingzi's shaking became more and more severe, and her acting skills gradually became more and more comfortable.
Acting is addictive.
"No, they are all good monsters, and they just protected you from the wind and rain!"
"..."
Yingzi stopped talking.
From time to time, I peeked at the two snakes, with gratitude in my eyes, and some people were afraid of demons.
Silence for a long time.
Yingzi put down his chopsticks, took the paper from Pan Haodong, and asked curiously, "My lord, this paper is so soft, what is it for?"
Pan Haodong replied casually: "Wipe your hands, mouth, butt, whatever."
Wipe your ass?
Yingzi's fair face was blushing, and he said embarrassingly, "My lord, your way of speaking is more bold, and it's hard for me to get used to it for a while."
"It's okay, you'll get used to it later."
"..."
Yingzi turned around and said, "My lord, where should I sleep at night?"
Pan Haodong pointed casually: "Inside."
"how about you?"
"I will..."
Pan Haodong took a bite of fried meat, put down his chopsticks, and said to White Snake and Green Snake, "There is still a lot of food on the table, do you want to eat it?"
"Can we?"
The white snake was a little moved.
One dish is really not enough for two snakes.
"Of course, come here if you want to eat."
Pan Haodong beckoned.
The two snakes looked at each other, and with a 'whoosh', they scurried to the table.
Playing the role of a village woman, Yingzi quickly carried Zhu'er into the tent, but the two snakes didn't care.
There is a gap between humans and demons.
ten minutes later.
The White Snake and the Green Snake, regarded by someone as desktop cleaning masters, lay down on the table with a contented expression after eating the last bite of vegetables.
"My lord, thank you for your hospitality!"
"You're welcome."
After a pause, Pan Haodong said, "Should you all be able to transform?"
White Snake replied truthfully: "I can do it anytime, Xiaoqing is almost able to do it, maybe I have to wait a month or two..."
Pan Haodong sighed, "You guys are really sisters, you are willing to wait even for your transformation."
"Sisters who have been around for hundreds of years, of course they have deep feelings." The white snake spat out the letter.
"My sister is the best to me."
The green snake rubbed against the white snake's jade-like body, and even before it took shape, the green snake had a charming look on it.
Once it takes shape, the green snake must be the lawless and beautiful lady who will bring disaster to the country and the people.
Of course.
Now Qingbai has no form.
Pan Haodong looked at them as if they were pets.
The white snake felt a little uncomfortable, and twisted its body: "My lord, it's the third watch, I won't disturb your rest, so I'll take my leave."
"Do you want to come for dinner tomorrow?" Pan Haodong asked abruptly.
The White Snake and the Green Snake paused, and after looking at each other, the Green Snake said excitedly: "Yes, thank you, my lord, you are really a good person."
Come on.
Receive a good guy card!
Pan Haodong smiled and said, "Then I will prepare more porridge tomorrow."
"Thank you sir."
After the two snakes left.
Yingzi got out of the tent and said timidly, "My lord, are you going to entertain them tomorrow?"
"I promised, I must keep my promise."
"But they are snake demons!"
"Humans are divided into good and evil, and so are demons."
"..."
Yingzi was silent for a moment, and said, "My lord, you go into the room and rest, and I will clean up the tableware."
Pan Haodong grabbed Yingzi's hand, shook his head and said, "It's raining heavily outside, and I'm cleaning up when the rain stops tomorrow morning, don't worry."
"Then I'm in."
Yingzi withdrew her hand and shyly hid in the tent.
Something is going wrong!
What Pan Haodong wanted to recognize was his god-sister, and he took in Yingzi's mother and daughter just to recognize their relatives, but Yingzi blushed at every turn, what should I do?
Accept her?
Develop a relationship with Guanyin?
Thinking about it, it seems quite exciting.
……
Silent all night.
The next day, the white snake and the green snake arrived as promised. Pan Haodong cooked a delicious breakfast for them and Yingzi, and then built a bamboo house in the purple bamboo forest.
While waiting for Fahai, take care of Yingzi, mother and daughter.
After getting along for a period of time.
Yingzi is no longer afraid of white snakes and green snakes, and her concept of demons has gradually improved.
Of course, these are all performed by Yingzi.
Her acting skills have long been perfected...
Someday in a month.
Fa Hai was dressed in a white cassock and held a whisk in his hand. He walked into the courtyard of the bamboo house in a hurry. He saw two snakes standing upright, sitting on a bamboo chair, having lunch with Pan Haodong and Yingzi, trembling with anger.
"Brother~~ Immortal Pan, how can you give yourself up and eat at the same table with the snake demon?"
Fa Hai originally came to recognize his elder brother, but when he saw that the elder brother, who had become a fairy, danced with two snake demons, he not only asked them to eat at the table, but also put vegetables in front of him for the white snake to enjoy!
He has always been adhering to the non-contradictory principle of human beings and monsters. He who meets demons and eliminates demons, and ghosts and ghosts, feels that his three views have exploded.
"Fa Hai, your ideas are too paranoid."
Pan Haodong sighed, and said: "Humans and demons don't have to be against each other. Immortals and demons live in peace, let alone degeneration. If the world you see is only black and white, then your Buddha cultivation this year is considered in vain."
"To shut up!"
"A monster is a monster. Even if they are good for a while, they can't change their bad habits from the bottom of their hearts, especially the snake monster. You should have heard the story of the farmer and the snake, right?"
Hearing the words 'farmer and snake' from Fa Hai, Pan Haodong showed a hint of surprise, and said: "Fa Hai, snakes are cold-blooded animals, and there are indeed bad roots of ignorance, but they are snakes without cultivation, Xiaobai Xiaoqing and the others are going to transform soon, so it should be a different matter! Since they stepped into the practice, they have never harmed anyone, how can you regard them as monsters?"
"Then you can guarantee that they won't in the future?"
Fahai's eyes as sharp as knives stared at the two green and white snakes.
"Hahaha……"
Pan Haodong suddenly burst out laughing.
Fa Hai looked confused: "What are you laughing at?"
Pan Haodong's smile suddenly faded, he got up and walked in front of Fa Hai, poked his chest with his fingers, and scolded him loudly: "I laugh at you for being paranoid, for being childish, for not distinguishing right from wrong, good from evil."
"Where am I paranoid? Where is naive? Where is right and wrong, good and evil? Is it wrong to eliminate demons?"
Fahai looked unconvinced.
(End of this chapter)
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