my relatives are a bit much

Chapter 507 Choose your own hat and wear it happily

After reading Feng Shui.

After Pan Haodong had a simple meal, he asked Wen Ailian to send a car and leave.

It's not that he doesn't want to stay and experience Wen Ailian's style, but that there are some things that can't be rushed, just go with the flow, and Mr. Pan is very happy if he has the opportunity to have a fast meal, and it doesn't matter if he doesn't have the opportunity.

After all, his wife Ye Mei and female student A Zhen are all very charming beauties.

What's more, there are a few beauties outside...

07:30 in the evening.

After taking a bath, Wen Ailian was wearing pink pajamas, sitting in front of the dressing table blowing her hair, with a faint smile on her lips.

At this time, an evil ghost in a suit and leather shoes jumped out of a portrait in the middle of the Lingtai in the living room outside the bedroom, and walked slowly behind Wen Ailian.

Seeing that the hands of the evil ghost were about to grab Wen Ailian's neck, two ghosts ran in to stop him.

The three Mr. Ghosts are all ex-husbands of Wen Ailian, who belong to brother-in-law.

"Dude, you can't kill her."

Tao Renyan, Ailian's first husband, persuaded her.

The third 'Zhu Banchun' was helping to hold down the second 'Jang Jae-ren' who was trying to commit murder

"She's dead, can she come down with us!"

Zhuang Zairen said.

Pan Daxian, who came to see Fengshui in the afternoon, brought him a lot of pressure. Brother Hei, who was domineering in life and even more domineering after death, was so frightened that he stayed in the portrait and didn't move for fear of being found out and slaughtered.

"If she dies, there will be three great harms."

Hearing Tao Renyan's words, Zhuang Zairen asked, "What are the three major harms?"

"First."

Before Tao Renyan finished speaking, Zhu Banchun continued, "It's just that God will not let you go."

"No, if she dies, who will enshrine us? You don't even have to eat ingot candles!"

"This second..."

Zhu Banchun interrupted again: "If God lets you go, I won't let you go either."

"Ha~~"

When Zhuang Zairen was frightened for a moment, Zhu Banchun trembled with fright, a veritable coward.

Tao Renyan shook her head, and said helplessly, "There are so many of us lonely ghosts. If she dies and comes down, we will have less chance of reincarnation."

Tao Renyan: "Third..."

Zhu Banchun: "I know."

Zhuang Zairen: "Don't make noise~~"

"If she dies, all our inheritance will be confiscated by the government, and even the house will be demolished, so where will our spiritual tablets be placed?"

The last harm that Tao Renyan said made Zhuang Zairen give up the idea of ​​killing his wife.

Zhuang Zairen said solemnly: "You are right, she cannot die."

"Not only can't she die, we also want to bless her with a long life."

Tao Renyan said while walking, Zhu Banchun suddenly patted him, pointed to Wen Ailian, who was dressed with blow-dried hair, and said, "Hey, who is she looking so beautifully dressed for?"

"Of course it's for people to see, but it's rare for ghosts to see it?"

Tao Renyan rolled her eyes and put her hands on her hips, looking very helpless.

Zhuang Zairen gritted his teeth and said, "Then don't we want to wear a cuckold?"

Zhu Banchun was silent for a moment, and suggested: "Since we wear it early and late, why don't we choose a suitable one for ourselves..."

"Snapped!"

Zhuang Zairen slapped his backhand, which made Zhu Banchun dizzy, and became angry from embarrassment: "What are you crazy about? No one would choose a green hat for him to wear."

"We are ghosts!"

Tao Renyan's words made Zhuang Zairen silent.

Tao Renyan sighed, and said: "This time the third child is right, since Ke Lian is always sad, it's better to let her live happily."

"Are we really going to wear cuckolds?"

Zhuang Zairen is obviously not ready yet.

"What does it matter if it fits?"

"You chose it yourself, and you'll be happy wearing it."

Tao Renyan and Zhu Banchun said one after another.

They didn't want Wen Ailian to mourn her whole life, and they didn't want to be cuckolded casually, so they could only find a way to pick one to wear on their heads.

Just like what Zhu Banchun said, if you choose it yourself, you will be happy to wear it.

Zhuang Zairen thought for a while, then sighed, "Then who do you choose?"

Tao Renyan suggested, "How about the Feng Shui master who came this afternoon?"

Zhu Banchun rubbed his chin, and agreed solemnly: "That's right, that guy has good features, looks like Pan'an, and has a great physique. If Ke Lian can be with him, he will definitely be twice as happy."

"Pan Daxian is not an ordinary person, I dare not approach, you guys? Zizi~~"

Zhuang Zairen smiled contemptuously.

People who even he dare not get close to are actually easy to provoke.

"Because Pan Daxian is not an ordinary person, we can match them better. Are ordinary people worthy of Ke Lian?"

"Agree."

Tao Renyan and Zhu Banchun have basically identified Pan Haodong. Although they dare not approach each other, they can play tricks on Wen Ailian's side.

Such as dreaming.

"Hey, it's up to you!"

Zhuang Zairen was not very optimistic about Tao Renyan's plan, so he turned and ran to listen to the radio.

Tao Renyan and Zhu Banchun stayed in the room, and after Wen Ailian fell asleep, they fell asleep one after another, instructing Wen Ailian to find a man, and emphatically reminding Wen Ailian that Pan Haodong's life is hard, he can't die, and he can flirt casually...

……

The next morning.

Reeve, who went abroad to complete the mission, picked up his naughty sister Helen, so that Pan Haodong and Ah Zhen were free to do some things they love.

However, not long after the two hugged each other, the closed door of the office was slammed.

"Master, someone is here."

Ah Zhen gently pushed Pan Haodong away,
"Leave them alone."

Pan Haodong hugged Ah Zhen tightly again, and laid hands on her.

dong dong dong~~
dong dong dong~~
The knocking on the door continued.

Mr. Pan, who was interested in not disturbing him, had no choice but to let go of his good apprentice.

"Boom~~"

Azhen kissed her master and said with a sweet smile, "I'll open the door."

"Brother Dong."×2.
The moment Ah Zhen opened the door, Kim McGee and Meng Chao rushed in from the outside.

Pan Haodong peeled an orange and asked while eating it: "How did you two bastards know that I was inside and took the photo for so long?"

"Your car is parked at the door!"

Jin McGee scratched his head, a little embarrassed.

He saw the lipstick marks on Brother Dong's face.

What happened in it just now is self-evident, everyone who knows it will understand it, and those who don't understand it will understand it in the future.

"Tell me, what are you looking for!"

"Brother Dong, there was a zombie outbreak at the police station last night, and several people died."

After Jin McKee finished speaking, he looked at Meng Chao, who looked like a quail, and joked, "This kid hid in the file room last night and had sex with a zombie senior sister. The whole process was captured by the file room surveillance, and he died laughing." me."

"Jin McGee, now is not the time to laugh. Your brother Meng Chao has already been bitten by a zombie."

"Ah, this..."

Pan Haodong glanced at Meng Chao, and said calmly: "You know that you are not too stupid to come to me. Ah Zhen, grab some old glutinous rice and apply it to him, and then pound some for him to take home and cook it. I want it to be better soon." , on the way back, buy a bag of glutinous rice, grind glutinous rice, soak in water, and then catch a few snakes."

"Ah~~ Let the snake go?"

Meng Chao's eyes widened.

Pan Haodong solemnly said: "If you want to survive, just do as I say."

Kim McKee quickly persuaded, "Meng Chao, it's better to be bitten by a snake than to become a zombie. Listen to Brother Dong."

(End of this chapter)