my relatives are a bit much

Chapter 486 Zombie Family

"Aren't you talking nonsense?"

Hearing An Qi's exclamation, Pan Haodong was speechless: "The facts are right in front of you, don't you believe it?"

"Boss, to be honest, I still don't believe it."

An Qi received atheistic science education since she was a child, and the subject of her research in university was also science. The topic of her doctoral dissertation on "Chinese Superstition" was chosen purely because people in this world especially believe in gods, gods and ghosts.

Of course, in this supernatural world full of monsters and monsters, people who believe in gods and ghosts must not only be Chinese. Western devout believers are a hundred times more fanatical than those in the East.

However, senior intellectuals who have received modern scientific education generally hold a skeptical attitude towards these.

Angie is one of them.

"Then go to the next door and have a look."

Pan Haodong pointed to another wooden box.

Angie held a skeptical attitude, opened the wooden box, and tore off the trembling human-shaped tin foil, revealing the male zombie trembling from time to time.

Pan Haodong picked up the female zombie, stood it aside, and said with interest: "How about it, do you still doubt it?"

"..."

Angie didn't speak.

Obviously, it's still a little hard to accept.

She has always believed that zombies, ghosts, and demons are all superstitions. As a result, on the night of her arrival in Hong Kong, she met a legendary zombie with fangs, movement, and extremely stiff body.

The chances of impersonation are zero.

No one would stage such a big show for her.

Silence for a long time.

An Qi tore off the yellow talisman on the male zombie's head.

The trembling male zombie suddenly popped upright from the wooden box with an incredible range, raised his stiff hands, and grabbed the panicked An Qi.

"Heaven and Earth Xuanzong, the root of ten thousand qi; extensive cultivation for billions of kalpas, to prove my supernatural powers."

At the critical moment, Pan Haodong recited the Golden Light Mantra and shot out a golden light with his fingers.

The golden light carrying the brilliant heavenly power hit the male zombie, just like the vampire being illuminated by sunlight, and within a short while, it turned into a ball of ashes.

"(((;;)))"

Angie was stunned.

The camera hanging on the body has not been used until now, as if it does not exist.

……

a long time.

An Qi came back to her senses, picked up the camera and took a quick picture, then said, "Boss, can you tear off the yellow talisman of the female zombie and let me take some photos of her dancing?"

"can."

Pan Haodong tore open the yellow talisman.

The statue-like, motionless female zombie suddenly grew her arms, bared her teeth and grabbed An Qi.

"Crack~~"

An Qi hurriedly took a photo, and ran away immediately.

The female zombie flew over the long table and blocked in front of An Qi.

"what……"

An Qi, who was running silently, ran back screaming.

This time, she didn't run around, but ran behind Pan Haodong, intending to cause trouble.

It's a pity that the zombies seemed to be unable to see Pan Haodong, they just stared at her, each of them froze, they just surrounded Pan Haodong and started chasing her.

"Boss, can you make her stop so I can't take pictures!"

Angie shouted out of breath.

Holding the yellow talisman, Pan Haodong pretended to be dissatisfied and said, "It's you who makes her move, and it's you who makes her stop. How can you be satisfied with me?"

"..." Angie cried.

After running two more laps, An Qi was dripping with sweat and said, "Boss, stop playing, can't I be wrong?"

"Call Dad."

Pan Haodong said with a wicked smile.

"Dad, I was wrong."

An Qi yelled out very unscrupulously.

Little life matters.

She can hardly run.

If you don't shout, you will be killed by zombies, but if you shout, you will not lose meat.

Besides, it's just a joke.

"Certainly."

Pan Haodong didn't even use the yellow talisman, so he directly used the hold technique to tell the zombies.

Seeing the zombie standing motionless on the spot, An Qi breathed a sigh of relief. After stopping, she held the female zombie's shoulder with one hand and slowed down for a while: "Huh~~ The zombie's body is so hard!"

"It's really hard."

Pan Haodong grabbed the female zombie's chest, like steamed buns that had been left for more than ten days, without any tactile sensation at all.

Angie: "..."

Pan Haodong said solemnly: "An Qi, do you still want to take pictures? Except me."

"Does it have to be removed?"

Although she was sweating profusely from being chased by the female zombie, An Qi still couldn't bear to see the female zombie's appearance. After all, she was also a human being in life, so turning the zombie into ashes is really cruel.

Pan Haodong said righteously: "Zombies are ghosts that are turned into ghosts due to the overweight corpses after death. They are inhumane, irrational, and carry highly contagious corpse poison. If you don't get rid of zombies, they will do harm to you." Woe to the world."

"That's it!"

An Qi thought for a while and said, "Then let's get rid of it!"

"Heaven and Earth Xuanzong..."

Use the Golden Light Curse to get rid of the female zombies.

Pan Haodong turned around and left.

An Qi took a few close-ups of the zombies turning into ashes, and followed them out.

After getting in the car.

An Qi said excitedly: "Boss, tonight is so exciting, I actually saw a zombie."

Pan Haodong started the car and said as he drove, "Aren't you curious about me?"

"Of course, the golden light you shoot can kill zombies, and you can freeze zombies in motion by calling out the word 'fix'. The mysterious means you have mastered are simply miraculous..."

Speaking of this, An Qi changed the subject: "Boss, can I take you as my teacher?"

"You can worship me as a teacher, but you must promise that you will not publish what you have learned from me in the form of papers. This is a treasure handed down from our ancestors to our Chinese children. Different.', I hope you can remember this sentence, the heart of the West perishes me..."

Pan Haodong doesn't mind passing on what he has learned to interested and talented Chinese children, so that they can carry forward the Maoshan technique, but if An Qi intends to learn the Maoshan technique and write a paper for publication, it is really a mistake people.

"Boss, aren't you being too narrow-minded like this?"

"I'm narrow?"

Pan Haodong sneered and said, "The West engages in a technological blockade, and Meilijia engages in the three-island chain. Are you telling me that it is narrow?"

"..."

An Qi was at a loss for words for a moment, with an embarrassing expression on her face.

What Pan Haodong said are all facts, there is no way to quibble, academics have no borders, but there are academics.

A moment of silence.

An Qi solemnly apologized: "Boss, I didn't think carefully just now. I hope you won't take it seriously."

"It's okay, I won't take it to heart."

ten minutes later.

Pan Haodong drove back to the office. Ye Mei had been waiting for a long time. When she saw her husband brought back a beautiful woman, her heart suddenly lifted.

Seeing this scene, Pan Haodong stepped forward and put his arms around Ah Mei's waist, kissed her on the cheek, turned around and said, "An Qi, let me introduce you, this beautiful and generous little fairy is my wife, Ah Mei. Mei is the proprietress of the firm, and she will be responsible for paying your and Ah Zhen's wages in the future."

"Sister Mei, hello."

When An Qi said hello, she was inexplicably depressed.

"An Qi, welcome to Pan Daxian's Supernatural Office."

Knowing that An Qi is the assistant recruited by the man, Ye Mei's vigilance has not been lifted, but her superficial skills are very good, and there is no abnormality on her face.

"Thank you."

Angie smiled.

At this time, Pan Haodong took out a bunch of keys and put them on the desk; "An Qi, I will leave the door keys to you for safekeeping. There is a supermarket nearby. Go and buy what you need. Let's go first."

"Okay, boss."

(End of this chapter)