my relatives are a bit much

Chapter 295
"Cousin, I'm your uncle's sister's grandfather's niece's sister..."

Pan Haodong uttered a series of names of relatives as if reciting scriptures. Hearing that Stephen's head was getting bigger, he felt countless flies flying around his ears.

He was so annoyed that he wanted to pinch out the fly's intestines and strangle the annoying fly, and then... the whole world would be peaceful.

"Alright, alright."

Stephen interrupted with an irritated look on his face: "I believe you are my cousin. Tell me, what are you doing to come to me? Are you adding insult to injury, or are you trying to kick me in the face and take revenge?"

"Cousin, I really want to help you."

Pan Haodong was very sincere when he said this, because the task of identifying relatives issued by the system is not just a task, after completing the task, they are relatives.

Thinking of Stephen Zhou's true identity as the 'God of Cookery', this cousin will admit everything he says, and be as sincere as he can be. When the time is right, his eyes will be red, and Stephen Zhou will be moved even if he is a jerk.

As the saying goes: adding icing on the cake is worse than providing help when it is timely!

When you were penniless, a relative came over to care about you and give you money. Anyone can remember it for a lifetime.

"help me?"

Stephen Zhou sneered and said, "Where is the camera? Come out! You want to see my jokes, do you want me to cry or laugh? I'll satisfy you, just say it!"

"Cousin, don't let people see the joke, come with me."

Pan Haodong held down Stephen Zhou, who was almost crazy, and forced him into a snack stall. He stretched out his hand and shouted: "Boss, two bowls of chop suey noodles."

"Okay, wait a minute!"

The two-knife turkey who was busy in front of the stall replied.

Coincidentally, Pan Haodong randomly walked into a food stall that was hers. It seemed that his cousin Stephen Zhou and the double-knife turkey had an inseparable fate.

"Two bowls of chop suey noodles are here!"

After a while, the ugly-looking double-knife turkey trotted over with two bowls of chop suey noodles.

Perhaps it was because of Pan Haodong's great affinity, the double-knife turkey was not as rude as in the original movie, he gently put down the noodles and said, "It's a little hot, please eat slowly."

"Thank you~~"

Pan Haodong thanked him.

Immediately, he picked up two pairs of chopsticks, wiped them with a paper towel, and handed a pair to Stephen Zhou: "Cousin, I know you're hungry, so eat something to fill your belly."

"you……"

Stephen Zhou started to feel a little moved.

Pan Haodong asked, "What's wrong?"

"It's nothing."

Stephen Zhou picked up his chopsticks and ate chop suey noodles in silence, trying his best to hide his inner emotions.

Pan Haodong's gentle and caring actions warmed his heart and made him want to cry.

since bankruptcy.

People around him walked and scattered, and when they left, they still spit. Stephen Zhou, who was heavily in debt, seemed to have become a plague god overnight, and others were afraid to avoid it.

He never expected that when he was penniless and about to sleep on the street, a distant cousin popped out, who did not look at people with colored eyes, but greeted him with care.

If the cousin is replaced by a cousin.

At this time, Stephen Zhou probably couldn't help but hug each other and cry bitterly!
Forget it, men!

Stephen Chow has a repulsive mentality towards men.

Putting all the intestines of the chop suey aside, Pan Haodong still had a hard time swallowing the sentence, 'there's a lump of feces in the large intestine! 'Like a spell, it kept replaying in my mind.

"Why don't you eat?"

Stephen Zhou, who had a good meal, asked.

Pan Haodong replied casually: "I ate it on the way here."

"Oh, don't force it if you can't eat. I'll help you eat..."

Stephen Zhou took away the chop suey noodles in front of Pan Haodong very rudely, and ate quickly, he was really hungry.

Commenting on the taste of chop suey noodles in the original drama was just a ploy to cheat him into eating and drinking. Now someone was paying the bill, and Stephen Zhou, who hadn't eaten all day, didn't have the time to spare.

"Boss, are there any houses for rent nearby?"

Taking advantage of the gap between Stephen Zhou's eating, Pan Haodong asked about the double-knife turkey.

The double-knife turkey stopped what he was doing: "Yes, one room or two?"

"Two rooms."

"The place I live in is three bedrooms and one living room. If you don't mind, you can rent it for a period of time. The room is two thousand a month, and two rooms are four thousand. Water and electricity will be shared equally."

"Don't dislike it, don't dislike it."

After a pause, Pan Haodong asked: "Boss, aren't you afraid that we are bad guys who will lure wolves into your house?"

"Pfft~~"

The double-knife turkey smiled, and laughed at himself: "With my face, can you guys be tough? If you can, come into my room at any time, I don't mind."

"..."

Pan Haodong was speechless.

Stephen Zhou stared at the double-knife turkey dumbfounded.

In order not to ruin his future cousin's happiness, Pan Haodong chose to stay at the stall and wait for Double Knife Turkey to close the stall. The other party saw them waiting aside and said nothing more.

A down-and-out God of Cookery, with one word written all over his face: bad!

An affinity that explodes, harmless to humans and animals.

The double-knife turkey is really not afraid of them messing around. It happens that the house is empty and it is empty, so it is a bit more to earn more.

In the late-night supper business, the stalls are usually closed very late. Shuangdao Turkey is afraid that the tenants will not be able to wait, so they finish work two hours in advance, and bring the two back to their residence at eleven o'clock.

For a small house of [-] to [-] square meters, the master bedroom is relatively large, almost [-] square meters, the second bedroom is [-] square meters, the guest room is [-] square meters, and the living room, kitchen, and bathroom are very narrow.

"The master bedroom is my room. You can choose the second bedroom or the guest room yourself. You have to pay three deposits and one deposit for the room. Remember to leave it to me tomorrow night. The bathroom outside is for you to use. I have a small one in my room."

"That's it for tonight, and we'll talk about it tomorrow if we have anything to say."

After handing over the door keys to the two of them, Shuangdao Turkey ignored her and entered her master bedroom.

"I'm sleepy too, I have something to say tomorrow."

Stephen Zhou still did not accept Pan Haodong's cousin.

He needs to go back to his room and think about whether he has such a distant cousin.

"Cousin, wait~~"

Pan Haodong took out the family recognition tool and handed it to Stephen Zhou.

The props this time are a bit special. It is a pocket watch. It was introduced that Stephen Zhou had seen it when he was a child. When he saw the pocket watch, he could think of some things, but he didn't say anything about it.

"what?"

Stephen Zhou wondered.

"Go back to your room, I want to wash up and go to bed."

Pan Haodong couldn't tell, so he could only make an excuse to run away. Stephen Zhou walked into the room with the box in his arms, full of doubts.

ten minutes later.

Pan Haodong received a notification that the task was completed.

"Ding, congratulations to the host for completing the task of recognizing relatives. Reward: Food talent (good at digging and making food), carving LV6, attribute points x 5, and one Hong Kong dollar."

That night, Pan Haodong slept soundly.

Stephen Zhou also slept soundly.

Only the turkey with two knives didn't get much sleep. Although she acted very generously when renting a house, in fact, when she went to bed, she had two knives under her pillow.

Once someone breaks into the room, she will use a knife to cut off the murder weapon of the visitor.

Cruelty!

(End of this chapter)