my relatives are a bit much

Chapter 276
"Yin people go on the road, Yang people give way."

In an extremely dark night.

Holding the mobile shrine in his hands, the Taoist priest with four eyes led a group of walking corpses to jump into the dense forest. Every time he jumped a distance, he would sprinkle a handful of paper money and save it for road trips.

Chasing corpses, also known as Yiling, Zouying and Zoushi, originated in the four counties of Yuanling, Filterxi, Chenxi and Xupu in western Hunan.Because most of these areas are mountainous, it is difficult for vehicles to pass, so there is an industry of exorcising corpses.

Maoshan's Taoist leader is slightly different from Xiangxi.

The Taoist priest from Maoshan does not need to put a black shroud on the corpse, nor does he need to hold a gong and beat it all the way to scare the mountain spirits and ghosts.

Maoshan's method of exorcising corpses is very simple, that is, turning corpses into walking zombies, the lowest level and least likely to hurt people. Zombies are corpses whose bodies have become stiff and hard after being dead for a long time, so they are called zombies.

People who have died for the first time are not dead, so they are called walking corpses.

Ordinary people encounter a clumsy walking corpse attack, as long as they are brave enough, they can easily chop it into eight pieces. Zombies are different, their bodies are so stiff that ordinary people can't cut them.

Therefore, the danger of zombies is far higher than that of walking corpses.

Pan Haodong, who was walking behind to look after the corpse, stepped forward and handed a water bottle to Uncle Simu; "Uncle, do you want to drink some water and rest for a while?"

Taoist priest Simu wiped away his sweat and snatched away the kettle; "Of course."

Tons of tons!
Hai took a few sips.

Simu hiccupped contentedly, and said, "I said nephew, don't you want to experience the fun of driving corpses?"

"Do not want to."

Pan Haodong refused simply.

He doesn't want to lead a group of walking corpses to jump around foolishly, and send the skywalkers as an idol, so let the uncle do this kind of thing!

"Then what are you doing with me?"

The four-eyed Taoist priest curled his lips.

Pan Haodong smiled and said, "Catch ghosts, clean demons and beat zombies."

"..."

Daoist with four eyes had black lines on his face.

At this time, a gust of fragrant wind blew up, and his eyes felt dazzled, and there was a cute little beauty in his nephew's arms.

"Brother, I miss you so much! Beep..."

The little fox was dressed in white and threw herself into her brother's arms, crying so hard.

Pan Haodong rubbed Xiaobai's long, silky hair and said with a smile on his face: "Xiaobai, brother misses you too."

The little fox pouted resentfully: "I don't believe it, you haven't called me for a long time."

"Didn't you come here in person?"

Pan Haodong's words left Xiaobai speechless.

Yes, my brother will come here in person, what more bicycles do you need?

The little fox rubbed his head against his brother's chest, and it grew a little bit bigger, so strong, so secure!

Seeing this scene, Daoist Simu was so envious in his heart that he couldn't help muttering in his heart: "Catch ghosts and clear demons? Playing with ghosts and demons is almost the same!"

Suddenly!

A wave of irritation came from not far away.

Pan Haodong and Xiaobai frowned.

The four-eyed Taoist master is a little poor in Taoism, but he just smells a breeze, but he doesn't smell the breath mixed with the wind.

"roll!"

Xiao Bai yelled at the vixen who was a hundred meters away.

The vixen who originally wanted to steal a walking corpse was so frightened that he ran away without looking back.

She is different from Xiaobai, she is just a red fox who has practiced for more than 200 years, and she is far inferior to Xiaobai who has achieved success in cultivation in terms of bloodline and Taoism.

Xiaobai, who asked Pan Haodong for his transformation, possessed more mana than the four-eyed priest.

In the plot of the original movie, the vixen who was randomly beheaded in the play of four eyes, how dare to be presumptuous in front of Xiaobai?

"It's just gone, what a pity!"

The vixen flew away, and the four-eyed Taoist priest had a look of regret.

Seeing his nephew hugging the fox demon so vigorously, he also wanted to catch a vixen for fun. Qingqiu fox demons like Xiaobai couldn't look around, but ordinary vixens were fine.

The night is long, if you can follow the beautiful vixen by your side, maybe you don't have to be so lonely.

Thanks to Xiaobai's joining, the rest of the trip went smoothly.

None of the mountain spirits and ghosts along the way dared to steal the corpse without having long eyes, or to deal with Pan Haodong and Simu, and they were scared away by Xiaobai's evil spirit from a long distance away.

……

The next day, early in the morning.

After traveling all night, everyone finally arrived at the ashram built between the mountains and fields.

The aura here is relatively lush compared to the outside world, and the environment is also very good. There are seven or eight terraced fields between the mountain depressions. Even if you don’t go out to pick up goods and chase corpses, Taoist Simu and Jiale’s master and apprentice can still support themselves here.

"Nephew, we're here."

The four-eyed Taoist priest danced all night, and said a little tiredly: "This is your master's dojo. Isn't the environment much better than your master's Yizhuang?"

"It's indeed much better, but it's not very popular."

Pan Haodong commented very pertinently.

Xiaobai, who had turned back into a fox body and was held in his arms at some point, opened his eyes casually and saw a look of disgust in his eyes when he saw the small wooden house.

Then, he closed his eyes and continued to sleep soundly in his brother's arms.

I slept very sweetly, very sweetly, and very reassuring.

The little fox has not slept like this for a long time.

"Wow~~ What a beautiful little fox."

There was an exclamation from next door.

Immediately afterwards, a girl with two braids ran up to Pan Haodong from the next door, and said timidly, "Brother, can I pet your pet?"

"No."

Pan Haodong shook his head and refused.

Xiaobai is not a pet, but his sister, how can anyone touch her casually?
"Brother, don't be so stingy! I am very gentle. I will not hurt the little fox, but will make you feel comfortable..." The girl with a simple ponytail really likes Xiaobai, the furry little guy with snow-white hair, Soft and must be very comfortable to touch.

She couldn't wait any longer.

"Girl, Xiaobai is not my pet, but my sister. If you had a sister, would you let her be touched casually?" Pan Haodong's words warmed Xiaobai, who had closed his eyes and pretended to sleep.

She subconsciously arched into her brother's arms, looking for a more comfortable position to fall asleep.

"Who would take a pet..."

The ponytail girl wanted to say something else.

From the wooden house next door, a middle-aged man with a cropped head and wearing monk clothes came out.

"Qingqing, everything is predestined, you can't force it."

"Oh~~"

Qingqing drooped her head in despair, looking at Pan Haodong reluctantly.

Of course, the main thing is to look at the little fox in his arms, and the second is the handsome big brother.

It was the first time she saw such a handsome and charming brother.

Before he could say a few words, his heart was pounding.

"Old monk, why are you back?"

The four-eyed Daoist had a displeased look on his face.

Master Yixiu said cheerfully: "When you are tired from wandering around, you will naturally come back."

With that said, Master Yixiu looked at Qingqing and said, "My respects to the Taoist priest."

Qingqing asked subconsciously: "Master, is he the Taoist priest with four eyes that you often mention?"

"Tell me what?"

The four-eyed Taoist thought that Master Yixiu was speaking ill of himself to his apprentice, and there was a hint of displeasure between his brows. The clever Qingqing immediately said: "Master said that you are kind-hearted and upright. Pass……"

(End of this chapter)