my relatives are a bit much

Chapter 242
Zhengqi Villa was built a hundred years ago. The owner of the villa, He Yunye, once entered the imperial court, served as the servant of the household department, and was the third-rank official. He was a well-known figure in the Jinhua area. Unfortunately, the old emperor died suddenly. As a result, Zhengqi Villa is full of heads.

More than forty members of He's family died overnight.

More than forty heads were scattered all over the villa, causing the villa to be full of resentment.

Some people who didn't believe in evil wanted to occupy the villa, but within a few days of living in the villa, they were so frightened that their livers were torn apart and they died unexpectedly.

Many people died.

No one dared to touch the villa, and it became an abandoned house.

Even though the innocent souls in the villa were rescued by Taoist masters more than ten years ago, no one cares about them.

It gradually became a paradise for ghosts and monsters.

When Pan Haodong led the horse and walked to the main gate of the villa, he felt a rush of corpse aura from a long distance away.

"Young master, what a strong evil spirit!"

Nie Xiaoqian's pleasant voice came from the Soul Cultivation Jade.

The fist-sized Soul Cultivation Jade is not suitable for carrying in his arms, so Pan Haodong has been hanging it around his waist. The Soul Cultivation Jade is Nie Xiaoqian's home, and the Soul Cultivation Jade hanging on the owner's waist is equivalent to Xiaoqian's moving castle.

She likes this moving castle very much.

Not only because the soul-nourishing jade is helpful for cultivation, but also because of Pan Haodong, the master.

"That's the evil spirit from the giant corpse!"

Pan Haodong said: "Don't come out, the giant corpse is very disgusting."

Nie Xiaoqian was very moved, and said coquettishly, "Well, son, you are so kind."

The corner of Pan Haodong's mouth slightly raised: "That's right, I'm very good at loving people, especially on the bed."

"Master, you are so bad!"

Nie Xiaoqian in Soul Cultivating Jade was blushing. Even though she had practiced with her master many times, a very traditional woman like her would still be very shy when it came to bed matters.

"Aren't men bad and women don't love!"

"..."

Nie Xiaoqian was ashamed and silent.

Pan Haodong smiled, stepped forward and gently pushed the door.

The old gate was overwhelmed and fell backwards. The shock generated when it landed knocked down the door plate.

At the same time, a group of frightened white pigeons flew out of the villa.

They must have come to shelter from the rain, too.

Pan Haodong caught the fattest ones with quick hands and eyes, and prepared to build a fire for a while. While keeping warm, he roasted the secret pigeons with all the seasonings ready.

The ingredients are delivered to the door on their own initiative, and there is no reason to let them fly away.

If you want to blame them, blame their meat for being too fragrant!

After tying the horse to a post in the front yard, Pan Haodong carried a few white pigeons into the front hall.

one two three four……

There were eight coffins in the front hall, with yellow symbols pasted on them, already covered with dust.

But if you look carefully, you can still see that there are many palm prints on the coffin lid. Pan Haodong scanned it mentally, and couldn't help muttering: "It really looks like Zuer!"

"Young master, who is Zu'er?"

Nie Xiaoqian asked.

"A silly woman."

Pan Haodong replied casually.

Then, he found an empty seat on the spot, picked up some wood around, then took the squab to the backyard, plucked the feathers and removed the internal organs, and returned to the front hall to roast the squab.

Apply the secret seasoning, instantly fragrant.

The 'ghost' hiding in the coffin behind him cried greedily.

"I can't stand it!"

After baking for about half an hour, the lid of one of the coffins was suddenly pushed open, and a female ghost in white clothes, with a sticky mouth and a long tongue jumped out, holding a mourning stick.

"Young master, there are ghosts behind you!"

Nie Xiaoqian said with a smile.

Li Gui met Li Kui.

She was very amused, this kind of thing is very uncommon.

When the female ghost heard Nie Xiaoqian's ethereal and illusory voice, she was frightened. After observing for a long time, she confirmed that there was only one scholar in front of her and no one else, so she stepped forward by mistake.

"Hungry!"

Pan Haodong brushed the sauce seriously, and said, "Don't worry, there will be some to eat later."

"Oh~~"

'Female ghost' replied subconsciously.

Then, he sat on the side obediently, waiting for the secret roasted squab.

The 'ghosts' in the other seven coffins heard the conversation outside, and black lines appeared on their foreheads in unison.

Girl, you are scary out of the coffin, you are not here for barbecue!

Come on, they have to go out!
then……

The coffin lids of the seven coffins rolled towards the sky one after another. With the sound of cracking, seven 'ghosts' in the same costume jumped out. There was also a female ghost inside, but her chest was flatter.

To A, sorry!

Pan Haodong looked at the gluttonous 'female ghost' beside her. She has small breasts, between A+ and B. Since she acquired the perspective skill, her experience in this area has gradually increased.

When he was practicing his clairvoyance skills, there were always women walking around in front of him, and he couldn't even think of quietly strengthening his skills alone.

Really helpless!
"Are you hungry too?"

Pan Haodong pretended to be cute and said: "But I don't have many roasted pigeons, so I can only share two. If you want to eat, you can go out and grab some."

"We want to eat, but not the squab, but you!"

One of the ghosts said viciously.

"Why eat me! If you want to eat, you can eat it! It's big, it should be enough for you to have a full meal..."

Pan Haodong pointed to the giant corpse that appeared behind the ghosts.

Then, he picked up the squab that was just cooked, and ran out of the village.

"Hey~~ leave one for me."

The greedy female ghost who hadn't noticed the giant corpse yet subconsciously chased after him.

The other seven 'ghosts' turned and looked behind them.

When they saw the giant corpse with a height of four meters and a head that was half a meter long, they were so frightened that their backs went cold, and beads of sweat kept coming out of their foreheads.

"Walk."

The leading 'female ghost' ordered decisively, and flew to the outside of the village first, followed by the rest.

The giant corpse that followed closely behind was full of destructive power. It broke the wooden ladder with one palm and pierced the wall with one foot. Fortunately, the seven people pretending to be grieving ghosts are all outstanding people with light kung fu. The giant corpse is not very agile. Still can't catch up with them.

Pan Haodong, who had already run out of the villa, handed the greedy 'female ghost' a roasted squab, and he grabbed two of them, shooting left and right.

The gluttonous female ghost stared at him blankly.

"Why don't you eat?"

"Oh, forgot you were wearing a mask!"

Pulling off the mask of the gluttonous female ghost, Pan Haodong saw a delicate face, with big eyes, a beautiful nose and a small mouth, with a cold but not arrogant demeanor, gorgeous but not vulgar.

She really deserves to be the plot character played by the most beautiful Hong Kong sister in her previous life!

"you?"

Fu Yuechi stared at Pan Haodong angrily.

Pan Haodong kept a straight face on purpose, and snatched back the roasted pigeon: "Girl, you seem very angry, so forget it if you don't want to eat it."

"Who said I don't want to eat, bring it."

Fu Yuechi snatched the roasted pigeon back.

Of course, it was Pan Haodong who asked her to snatch it, otherwise she would not be able to snatch food from Mr. Pan with her little ability.

"Eat quickly, you will lose your appetite in a while."

Pan Haodong ate the roasted pigeon leisurely and with great relish.

Affected by this, Fu Yuechi's food was very delicious, and the things he snatched were the most delicious.

"Well, it's so fragrant and delicious, what do you use for your sauce?"

Fu Yuechi said while eating.

"secret."

As he spoke, Pan Haodong looked up at the seven fake ghosts who were chased away by the giant corpse: "Girl, they should be your companions! Why don't you help?"

"Let's go after eating the roast squab."

Fu Yuechi ate with big mouthfuls.

Perhaps because of the dim moonlight, the giant corpse that festered and was hideous and uglier than a toad did not affect her appetite, and it was delicious.

　(ps: I got off work late, I will update it tonight, don’t wait, I will make it up tomorrow.)
　　
　
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