my relatives are a bit much

Chapter 176 Brother, You Are More Like a Monster Than Me!
The inner alchemy is the essence of the lifelong practice of spirits and monsters. There are often evil ways to kill mountain spirits and wild monsters for the purpose of obtaining inner alchemy.

Although the Four Eyes are not evil, they will still take away their inner elixirs, furs, and some valuable parts after killing monsters that block their way.

The mountain spirit inner alchemy he treasures comes from a fox demon who has practiced for more than 400 years.

Pan Haodong was very moved to accept the inner alchemy, and was going to hand it over to his eldest wife Hu Hui for refining. He had obtained a celestial purple qi, and he had already built a perfect foundation. The inner alchemy was of limited help to him, but it was used on the eldest wife. will be very obvious.

This is also the purpose of taking his wife to travel with him. If he only focuses on getting stronger and does not take care of his wife, then the meaning of taking people through time will be lost. It is better to wander the heavens alone.

Pan Haodong never expected to create a support group that spanned the heavens, he just wanted his women to become stronger and accompany him forever.

You won’t have to embark on your journey to heaven alone!
Pan Haodong thinks about women, and Hu Hui also knows how to think about men. The dinner she reserved is the highest-level banquet in Sihailou, and all the delicacies are carefully prepared by the master chefs of the restaurant.

Eight-treasure duck, roasted suckling pig in the open oven, roasted goose in the hanging oven, white-chopped chicken, steamed pork with rice flour...

Crystal Shrimp Dumplings, Spring Rolls, Siu Mai...

There are wine and meat, snacks, and beauties as companions.

Pan Haodong's teacher apprenticeship feast earned Uncle Jiu a lot of face, and the four-eyed Daoist was full of greasy food.

Qiusheng and Wencai could not wait to grow a few more stomachs.

corresponding.

This meal cost Pan Haodong hundreds of dollars, which is very expensive, but worth the money.

That night, Pan Haodong gave the fox demon inner elixir to his wife as a meeting gift from Taoist Master Four Eyes. Pan Haodong couldn't help but experiment with his own innate ability - self-healing.

LV4 self-healing ability, skin cuts, it takes half an hour to recover.

He wanted to see how high the self-healing ability of LV6 was.

"laugh!"

Huan Xin took a knife on his arm.

The blood surged wildly.

Wipe away the gushing blood with your fingers, the deep wound healed at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Although it is far less terrifying than Wolverine, it is one-tenth of the other side.

To use a simple analogy, for a wound more than ten centimeters long and three or four centimeters deep, Wolverine needs two seconds, while Pan Haodong needs 20 seconds.

That's a pretty scary rate.

It means that if his innate ability self-healing level continues to improve, he will be able to evolve into an immortal body.

"Brother, your physique is so special. The speed at which your wounds heal is so terrifying. You look more like a monster than me."

The little fox appeared out of nowhere and said enviously.

He was so involved in the experiment that he didn't find Xiaobai hiding aside. Pan Haodong was shocked: "Xiaobai, don't mention what happened tonight to anyone."

"Ah."

Xiaobai nodded solemnly.

Such a terrifying self-healing ability, if spread out, would be detrimental to her brother, even if he didn't mention it, she would keep it a secret.

Seeing how well-behaved the little fox was, Pan Haodong smiled slightly: "It's so late, why aren't you sleeping?"

"Brother, do you want to hear the truth or lies?"

The little fox said sullenly.

Pan Haodong said without hesitation: "Of course it's the truth."

The little fox pouted: "The truth is that the breath you give off when you practice, can bring me great fear from a long distance. The night before yesterday, I was in my brother's tent and shivered all day long. Night."

"The Righteous Qi Jue that your sister-in-law and I practiced poses a great threat to you?"

Pan Haodong's face was filled with joy. Just the aura emanating from the practice could scare monsters who had been practicing for 500 years and tremble. This shows that the righteousness technique has a much greater effect on controlling monsters than imagined.

"I don't want to admit it, but it's true."

The little fox looked aggrieved.

Lao Gao with a small mouth turned up looks very cute.

Pan Haodong couldn't help pinching her face, and said with a smile: "Xiaobai, today I wronged you to deal with it outside for one night, and tomorrow, your sister-in-law and I will go to the backyard to clean up a room and come out."

"Thank you brother."

The little fox said gratefully.

My brother really loves me!

……

The next morning.

After eating the love breakfast made by Hu Hui, Pan Haodong rolled up his sleeves and was about to help the little fox clean up the room when Wencai's shout suddenly sounded at the gate of the courtyard.

Open the gate.

Pan Haodong saw Uncle Jiu wearing a yellow mandarin jacket and a green literary man, and smiled, "Master, senior brother, you are dressed so... so formally, where are you going?"

"Didn't Master Ren ask Qiusheng to pass on the word yesterday that he invited me to drink foreign tea this morning?"

Uncle Jiu, who was holding a big pipe, put on an inscrutable look, and said, "Master is here on a special trip to take you to see and see."

"Master, I forgot to tell you. Sister Hui and I just returned from studying abroad half a month ago. We are tired of drinking foreign tea."

"..."

Uncle Jiu looked embarrassed, wishing he could find a crack in the ground and sneak in.

I didn't know how to ask before, but now I am embarrassed.

The silly literary talent did not notice Uncle Jiu's embarrassment. When he learned that his junior brother had drank foreign ink, he excitedly said: "Junior brother, is foreign tea delicious?"

"It depends on the person. If you think it tastes good, then it tastes good."

"Foreign tea is actually divided into several types, including coffee, milk tea and black tea. Coffee is bitter, and you need to add sugar and milk when drinking it. Milk tea doesn't need to add anything, just drink it directly..."

When Pan Haodong was talking, Uncle Jiu was listening with his ears upright. Seeing that the other party stopped suddenly, he quickly asked, "What about the black tea?"

Seeing Master's eager gaze, Pan Haodong didn't hold back, and said with a smile: "Master, foreign black tea is mainly Assam black tea. This tea has a malty aroma, a pleasant fragrance, rich and slightly sweet, and is more suitable for us. Taste, when drinking, you can also adjust it, add milk, sugar, lemon, rose..."

"Oh, it's quite particular!"

While memorizing Pan Haodong's explanation, Uncle Jiu said, "Ah Dong, you talk a lot. You are a stupid writer, so you may not be able to remember all of a sudden. I have to be busy talking to Mr. Ren, and I don't have time to teach your brother how to drink foreign wine. Tea, you should go with us, so as to save your senior brother from embarrassing himself outside."

"Alright, then I'll go with you."

Going back to the yard and talking to Sister Hui, Pan Haodong followed his master and brother to the only western restaurant in the town.

Uncle Jiu, who is very prestigious in the town, entered the western restaurant without confidence. On the contrary, his literary talent, Tie Hanhan, saved face for Uncle Jiu. When the waiter asked them if they had reserved a seat, he held his head high He replied: "Why didn't Master Ren give me a position?"

"Oh, so it's Master Ren's guest, please follow me."

The waiter immediately nodded and bowed and invited several people to go upstairs.

It’s no wonder that Uncle Jiu is not confident. In this era, the Western powers are too powerful, using foreign guns and artillery to destroy the self-confidence of the Chinese people. Many people will look up to foreign gadgets.

Sad and deplorable!
(End of this chapter)