my relatives are a bit much

Chapter 149
"Can you become king if you don't recognize the Lord?"

Pan Haodong didn't have the habit of being a dog to others, his waist was too stiff, and he couldn't kneel down.

But he also wants to get the high-quality treatment provided by Ah Yi. It has to be said that people are really contradictory sometimes.

The snake head thought for a while, and said: "Master, if you don't want to be a dog for Ah Yi, then in the competition, you must show your strength that makes him afraid, and kill everyone who may ban you, so that no one can use him. I have to promote you as Nancang Heavenly King."

"That might be a way."

The warden Ah Yi has already announced that anyone who wins the ring can become the king of Yicang, as long as Pan Haodong stands on the ring and does not fall, the seat of the king of Yicang will definitely not be missing.

After all, as the warden, Ah Yigui must keep his word.

Otherwise, one idea today, another idea tomorrow, and the good words are not realized, and in the end there will be no one to use, and those who are willing to stay by my side will be some flatterers.

Spent some time in the deputy warden's office.

Pan Haodong, who had eaten and drank enough, returned to a cell in South Dacang with a few boiled eggs in his pocket.

At this time, it was already eight o'clock in the evening, and the prisoners who had been busy all day had already returned to their cells, gathered together in twos and threes, and chatted about the Four Heavenly Kings Competition to be held tomorrow.

"Dongzi, you're finally back."

Seeing the prison guard escorting Pan Haodong back, Uncle Cai breathed a sigh of relief.

It's okay, it's okay.

"Uncle Guess, I'm sorry to make you worry."

"It's okay, you're fine."

Pan Haodong sat on the bed, took out the egg from his pocket, and handed it to Uncle Cai: "Uncle Cai, this is for you."

"Dongzai, where did you get the eggs?"

Uncle Guai widened his eyes in shock.

Not only him, but the prisoners chatting around also showed shock on their faces.

In order to control costs, private prisons provide prisoners with food that is as standard as a bowl of porridge in the morning, and a plate of rice at noon and evening, with some minced meat and vegetables on top. You can finish it in one bite just by eating vegetables.

Eggs, the old man in the cell, hasn't eaten for a long time.

"Uncle Guess, why do you ask so many questions? If you have something to eat, just take it. Don't be polite to me."

Pan Haodong directly stuffed the egg into Uncle Chai's hand, and at the same time warned the people around him with his eyes. During the day, he had conflicts with the prison guards and killed the mountain dog in a strange way, which has long been known to everyone.

No one dared to touch his brow at this time.

"Dongzai, I'll just eat one, and you keep the rest."

After being in prison for more than a year, Uncle Guai was indeed a little greedy.

"Uncle Guess, the eggs are gone, I'll make them tomorrow, so there's no need to save."

Pan Haodong pushed the egg back again.

Maybe I'm really hungry.

Guessing that there would be no delay, Uncle quickly cracked open an egg and ate it hungrily.

Several inmates who were more familiar with Uncle Chai swallowed their saliva, walked quickly to Uncle Chai, and said, "Uncle Chai, can you share some with us?"

Uncle Chai looked up at Pan Haodong.

Pan Haodong smiled and said, "This is already yours, you make up your own mind."

Uncle Chai nodded, cracked an egg face to face, distributed it to several inmates, and ate the rest.

Pan Haodong lay on the bed for a while, and said, "Uncle Guess, how did you get in?"

"Take the blame for my son."

Uncle Chai recalled the taste of the eggs, and said: "My ability is limited, I can't do business, and I can't do heavy work. I can only sing at the head of the banyan tree. The singing is still unsightly, but the income is not bad. There are more people who like to listen to dirty jokes, and they can barely support a family."

"Recalling those years..."

"Later Tianxiang grew up, found a job, and told me not to go out and sing, but Tianxiang's salary couldn't support a large family at all, so I had to continue singing..."

May be old.

When people get old, they tend to chatter easily. Uncle Guai opened up the chatter box and talked for half an hour.

Perhaps because of earning a living by lip service, Uncle Chai recounted his own experience, which turned out to be vivid and fascinating.

At first Pan Haodong was the only one listening, but then the whole cell surrounded him.

After listening to Uncle Chai's family story before he was imprisoned, someone couldn't help joking, "Uncle Chai, how about singing a song for everyone?"

"Okay, since everyone is so interested, I'll sing one to cheer everyone up."

Uncle Guai straightened his body, raised his voice, and quickly entered the state.

Then, taking Pan Haodong and his group as the audience, he said, "Take~ friend, what are you doing!"

"There are many kinds, listen up!"

"I count with my eyes."

"If you want to count them all, there are tens of millions."

"."

"In short, there are many."

"Take~..."

Happy times always go by quickly.

Falling asleep listening to Uncle Chai's salty and wet songs, everyone slept very soundly, but the after-effects were a bit severe in the morning.

"Get up! Get up!"

At 06:30, the prison guards appeared in the corridor on time and shouted loudly to wake up the prisoners.

Pan Haodong rinsed his mouth with water, came to the iron gate, and waited for the prison guards to deliver breakfast. With the power of yesterday's killing of mountain dogs, the fierce men in the same cell were very polite to him.

Seeing him come over, all of them had smiles on their faces.

Some people who stood in the front row voluntarily gave up their seats, and among them was Baishen who was pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger.

This guy is the Nancang Tianwang in the King of Power movie. Although he was very thin when he appeared on the stage, he can still see some muscles. Now he is almost skinny.

However, Pan Haodong did not underestimate Baishen because of this, even though in the movie Baishen only knows how to sneak attack, he was quicker than anyone else in confronting King Li, and finally fled shamefully.

Being able to recognize the situation clearly and make timely judgments that are beneficial to oneself is actually a kind of ability.

However, among the four heavenly kings in the original movie, Pan Haodong only recognized A Hai and Huang Quan, because both A Hai and Huang Quan were loyal, and they followed the warden Ah Yi with all his heart.

Of course, from King Li's point of view, Ah Hai and Huang Quan are not good people who help the evildoers; but from Ah Yi's point of view, they are the most loyal servants and deserve to be cultivated vigorously.

Soon.

The prison guards pushed over two dining trucks, and the prison guard who was in charge of distributing meals said, "Come on, come on, stand in a row for those who signed up for the competition, and stand in a row for those who didn't sign up. Hurry up and divide them up."

Pan Haodong stood at the top and did not move. The people behind him were automatically divided into rows. Those who signed up to participate stayed behind. Those who had not signed up stood in another row. When the two rows were finished, they stood in another row.

The prison guard lifted the lid of the dining car.

The prisoners who had not signed up to participate in the competition were filled with envy when they saw the breakfast in the dining car next to the row.

Pancakes, deep-fried dough sticks, eggs, ham sausage, and what the hell even has soy milk.

The rice porridge that I ate with relish before became tasteless in an instant.

"Don't be envious. If you sign up for the Four Heavenly Kings Contest, you will be in the arena. If you are not careful, you will be beaten to death. This meal is equivalent to a beheaded meal. There is nothing to envy."

An unregistered prisoner comforted himself sourly.

When the others heard, um, this is the reason, and the white porridge became delicious again.

(End of this chapter)