my relatives are a bit much

Chapter 1125 Bodhi Patriarch
While Pan Haodong was enjoying Chun Sanniang's massage service, Bai Jingjing found the bearded Zhizunbao, looked left and right, up and down, and looked at it carefully, but still couldn't see a trace of monkey.

After careful clues for a long time.

Bai Jingjing pushed Zhizunbao away and scolded: "You, take off your shoes, lie down, and give me Kangkang."

"Uh...Girl, it's not that I don't want to show you, but...We just met, and asking me to take off my shoes and pants and show you my baby is a bit too hasty."

Supreme Treasure, who hadn't understood the situation yet, with cross-eyed eyes, tried to focus on Bai Jingjing, and hurriedly said: "Why don't we date for a few days first, and when we get to know each other better, then..."

Bang!
Bai Jingjing kicked Supreme Treasure, reprimanded impatiently: "Who wants you to take off your pants? I just want you to take off your shoes and look at the soles of your feet. Hurry up."

"Look at the soles of my feet?"

Supreme Treasure looked confused, what kind of hype is this?

However, under Bai Jingjing's coercion, she still took off her shoes very honestly, and lifted her feet up.

The soles of his feet were covered with black hair, and it was impossible to see whether there were moles on them.

Bai Jingjing pulled it off depressedly and said angrily: "Why is it so hairy? Go and shave it for me."

"You woman is being unreasonable. The hair on your body belongs to your parents, and you can shave it as you please?" Zhizunbao said indignantly that a handful of black hairs on the soles of his feet had been pulled off for no reason.

"If you don't shave, I'll cut off your feet."

"Whoosh!"

Zhizunbao ran to the dressing table in lightning speed, and obediently scraped the soles of his feet.

Just now, she was acting like she would rather die than submit, but in the end...

It can only be said that Wedding Wine is a comedy, and the characters in it are all very funny, including the Supreme Treasure, the Second Master, the Blind Man, and even Bodhi Patriarch, Chun Sansanniang, Bai Jingjing and others.

The most unreliable one is Zixia, holding a sword, looking for the right one everywhere.

If Buddhism didn't require her to have a relationship with Zhizunbao, and let Zhizunbao experience love, the Ziqing sword would have been pulled out by a powerful monster or a great immortal who coveted Zixia.

How can a sword that doesn't seem to be of high quality be able to withstand the magic power of great immortals and great monsters?
Soon.

Zhizunbao returned to Bai Jingjing and said coquettishly: "Girl, I shaved the soles of my feet clean. I also shaved my beard. I felt refreshed instantly. Have you been handsome?"

"Smelly monkey, it really is you!"

Bai Jingjing's eyes brightened.

Although Supreme Treasure has a scruffy shaved beard and cross-eyed eyes, his appearance is already very similar to Monkey King. As a bone spirit who has been in love with monkeys, if he can admit his mistake this time, it can only explain one thing.

There is something wrong with her eyes.

Hearing this, Supreme Treasure said speechlessly, "Girl, I'm a human, how can I be a monkey?"

"You still dare to quibble, it seems that I don't want to set you on fire with Samadhi, you won't admit it." Bai Jingjing fired a real fire out of embarrassment.

Zhizunbao's whole person suddenly ignited.

He didn't have the ability to resist at all, and in a blink of an eye, he was burned by the real fire.

"..."

Bai Jingjing was stunned for a moment.

It wasn't until Supreme Treasure was about to be burned to death by the real fire that she came back to take away the real fire.

"Girl, I, and you... have no grievances, you, you... why did you burn me? Hiccup..." Supreme Treasure tilted his head, passed out, and lost [-]% of his life.

"How could this be?"

Bai Jingjing couldn't figure it out, so she could only hold Zhizunbao and return to the tulou where her senior sister lived.

When Pan Haodong and Chun Sanniang saw Zhizunbao who was covered in black and was brought in front of Bai Jingjing, they couldn't help but look at each other in dismay.

"Junior Sister, are you...?" Chun Sanniang asked in a daze.

"It's not that your young master said he was a monkey. I saw that he refused to admit it, so I burned him with real fire, and then he became like this." Bai Jingjing looked at Pan Haodong with resentment.

"Miss Jingjing, I said that Supreme Treasure is the reincarnation of Monkey King, but I didn't say that he is Monkey King! Supreme Treasure is a modern person, and after wearing the magic spell, he will turn back into a monkey. You are too impatient."

Pan Haodong said angrily, "If you burn him now, of course he won't be able to bear it."

Bai Jingjing looked innocent: "I didn't mean it. He, will he die?"

"Don't worry, Supreme Treasure will not die."

After a pause, Pan Haodong grabbed a few peaches out of thin air, threw one to Bai Jingjing, then handed the other two to Chunsanniang, and said, "This is a spiritual peach, you feed it to Zhizunbao, it can speed up the recovery of injuries."

"He passed out, how can I feed him?"

"You can chew the peaches into juice and feed him mouth to mouth."

"Ah this..."

Bai Jingjing's eyes widened, she was still a big girl with yellow flowers, how could she feed the stinky monkey peach juice in this way?

When Chunsanniang saw this, she sneered and said, "If you don't want to feed it, then take it out and dig a hole to bury it! Don't stay here, it's disgusting."

"..."

Bai Jingjing was stunned speechless.

"Too bad, I was one step ahead of those two evildoers. My ancestor Bodhi must find a way to inform innocent people and let them leave this place of right and wrong."

On a hill near the Ax Gang, a Bodhi patriarch, dressed in white monk clothes and bareheaded, holding a dust whisk in his hand, looked in the direction of the Ax Gang, feeling a little helpless in his heart!
"what?"

Just as Patriarch Bodhi was looking in the direction of the ax gang and secretly sighing, his expression suddenly changed slightly and he looked in another direction!

"Isn't this the alien who the deity wanted me to pay attention to? He is here, and he burned the Supreme Treasure so badly?"

"what happened?"

Patriarch Bodhi muttered a few words to himself, leaned over with curiosity!

Then, he saw a very eye-catching scene, Bai Jingjing, who looked like a flower and jade, bit off a mouthful of peach flesh and chewed it into juice, pinched Zhizunbao's cheek, making him open his mouth involuntarily, and then spit out the juice.

Standing in the perspective of Patriarch Bodhi, it's like seeing a drunk woman spit out the contents of her stomach to Supreme Treasure.

Disgusting, very disgusting.

"Spicy eyes!"

Patriarch Bodhi shook his head and turned to the other side.

Here is another style of painting, a white-faced scholar, sitting on the head of the bed, putting his legs on the maid's lap, eating peaches, while enjoying the leg-pinching service of the maid, a real rich landlord, watching Bodhi The ancestor was very envious.

"Chunsanniang, there is a guest outside the window, please come in and sit down."

"Oh~~"

Chun Sanniang moved the young master's legs, walked out of the window, and said to Patriarch Bodhi, "Come in!"

"Three buckles!"

Patriarch Bodhi was not polite at all, and floated into the house with a smile. It was strange to say that the earthen building obviously had doors and stairs, but none of them left, and just liked to go in and out through the windows.

Bai Jingjing is like this, and so is Bodhi Patriarch.

"Young master, can you give me a taste of the peaches on the table?"

"No."

Chun Sanniang reached out and took the peach away, saying, "This is mine."

Pan Haodong smiled, grabbed a peach out of thin air, and threw it to Patriarch Bodhi: "Here."

"Thank you~~" Patriarch Bodhi immediately took a bite, and after tasting it, he said with a smile: "My lord, your peaches are not bad, should they be foreign varieties?"

"Why do you care about these things, as long as it's delicious?"

Pan Haodong looked at Patriarch Bodhi with a smile on his face, this old fellow is not a good person!

(End of this chapter)