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Chapter 164 Huo Village Miracle Carnival (1) Asking for a Monthly Ticket
(I was too sleepy yesterday, fell asleep too much, I am very sorry! Make up for today, the first one is here, please continue to ask for monthly support

The German Cup was a big victory, and the team was on holiday for half a day. While Becker and Federico were defending Li Huan in the press conference hall, Li Huan was sitting on the ICE high-speed train with Li Bing, Liu Yang, Shen Yu and others went to Munich to participate in the Oktoberfest.

Li Huan was sitting next to Li Bing. He had just signed Li Bing's football. This little girl had a hobby of collecting autographed souvenirs from various celebrities.

Liu Yang and Yu Xiaoli sat in the row behind Li Huan, and he praised Li Huan's performance on the court, "Brother Huan, you are so fierce, you actually said in front of tens of thousands of fans and tens of millions of TV viewers, 'I Hold'.

Li Huan said lazily: "I'm just saying something, and I'm not doing it in public. What's the matter?"

Everyone was speechless.

Li Bing picked up the ball and hit Li Huan lightly on the head, "I also said that you don't mind embarrassing the Chinese people."

Li Huan chuckled and said, "How can you lose face to the Chinese? This shows that we Chinese men are strong. Guess what happened after the game?" Li Huan made a fool of himself and stopped talking.

Liu Yang asked, "What's wrong?"

Chu Shengnan said: "There must be nothing good to say."

Li Huan chuckled and said, "Some German female fans who don't understand Chinese actually translate 'wo fuck' into 'I want to have sex', and then call me, saying that they are willing to have sex with me. There are more than a dozen of them, foreigners are really open.”

Several Chinese students studying abroad who went to the Oktoberfest together laughed, Liu Yang said: "Brother Huan, I thought you were a person who valued sex and despised friends, but now it seems that you misunderstood the person, you can actually give up a dozen German MMs It was so touching to go to Oktoberfest with us. You are my idol."

Chu Shengnan said: "He is probably afraid of dying."

Li Huan said unceremoniously: "My brother will also enter the national football team in the future. At least he can guarantee that he will not shoot for 90 minutes. If you don't believe me, try it."

Li Bing applauded and said, "I agree with you guys going heads-up."

Chu Shengnan said angrily: "Okay, Xiao Bingbing, I forgot my sister when I saw my brother, see if I don't tell you all your embarrassing things."

Li Bing said: "WHO is afraid of WHO, what is wrong with me?"

"I still said no, the language class just started to go to Mensa (PS university cafeteria) to eat, there are bags for freshmen: one bag for girls, one bag for boys. Boys got beer and so on, girls got some books, tissues and so on, There was also a small bag, which looked like candy, and when I touched it, it was slippery inside. Bingbing curiously took it out and asked Shen Yu what it was, and opened it curiously. At that time, Lao De at the next table was smiling there. ..."

Li Bing immediately blushed and said, "Nan Nan, you are not allowed to say that."

But the group of prostitutes in the carriage still didn't understand, and they immediately said in unison: "TT, right, it's TT." The international students in the carriage burst into laughter.

Li Bing counterattacked with a red face: "You are no better than me. I remember that time on the train, Nan Nan chatted with a handsome German guy. The handsome German guy said that he went to see his girlfriend and brought a bunch of gifts. Then there was a box of TT inside. Nan Nan asked what it was, but the handsome guy immediately turned serious, saying why he didn’t even know about this, asked Nan Nan how old he was, and even took out his wallet and took out a loose one inside to educate Nan Nan, Nan Nan acted like someone was molesting her , and even slapped that handsome guy..."

Laughing again in the carriage, Li Huan said to himself: "Maybe the handsome guy regards someone as a man."

Li Huan's voice happened to be heard by Chu Shengnan, and Chu Shengnan said angrily, "I think you are a woman, and you are shy when passing someone on the court."

Liu Yang immediately called Qu Qu for Li Huan: "What do women know? It's called the pendulum style."

"A pendulum? It looks like a bear pendulum to me." Chu Shengnan said disdainfully.

Li Bing grinned and said, "I think it's the Big Ben of England."

Li Huan said: "A little common sense, okay? That's Big Ben, not the four chimes. Thanks to you, you are still learning Chinese. Do you think my strong body has anything to do with Stupid and Bear?"

Chu Shengnan turned his head to look at Li Huan, and said, "I don't know if it's correct or not, but it's cheap enough."

Li Huan chuckled and said, "Neither high nor low will look for you."

Chu Shengnan retorted, "I don't care about you, either."

Yu Xiaoli didn't know Chu Shengnan, and she didn't know that she and Li Huan would bicker when they met, so she thought they were going to quarrel, and said, "Everyone tells a joke, let me tell one too. I made jokes. At that time, I didn’t understand German, and I couldn’t even understand numbers. When I went to the mall to buy things, I was nervous. I give the cashier a big ticket every time, and they give me a lot of money back, so I always have a lot of money, and I can never spend it.”

It's a pity that this female master's sense of humor is limited, and no one laughed after she finished speaking. Her boyfriend Liu Yang had to cheer alone, clapping and laughing, and winking at everyone: "It's so funny, so funny."

Seeing Liu Yang's funny look, everyone couldn't help laughing out loud.

Everyone talked and laughed along the way, and about two hours later, the ICE high-speed train arrived in Munich.Although the closing time of the Oktoberfest night is 11:30, and the beer supply stops after 12 o'clock, except for Li Bing and her three roommates who live in Munich, everyone else is anxious, wishing to step into the Oktoberfest. Come to this rave party in the city.Then I turned u-bahn non-stop, and after one stop, I soon arrived at Twiesen Square where the Oktoberfest is located.

Oktoberfest dates back to 1810.Crown Prince Ludwig of Bavaria and Princess Therese married in October of that year, and the official celebration lasted for five days.People gather on the big lawn outside Munich to sing, dance, watch horse races and drink beer.Since then, this popular event has been continued and has been handed down to this day. Every year from the third Saturday in September to the first Sunday in October, it is fixed as the Oktoberfest. Now it is the 10th session. It is the largest folk festival in the world. Each time it receives about 10 million tourists, consumes 170 million drafts of beer, eats 600 cows, and 600 chickens, it can be called a worldwide carnival.

The entrance of the square was already crowded with people, all of whom came to participate in the carnival. Li Bing and other four people took Li Huan and they searched around Weisen Square, hoping to find one that was still open.But this time is the busiest time, the doors of the 14 wine sheds have been locked, and the crowds outside the doors are crowded, and they can only stare at the high emotions of toasting inside, which is really helpless.

There is no vacant seat, and several people have no choice but to wait.Shen Yu said: "Since every house is full, it's better to choose the best one."

Li Bing said: "Then wait at the door of the wine shed at the Hofbraeu tavern."

After waiting for nearly 20 minutes, the mood inside was getting higher and higher, and the audience would toast once every few minutes, but there was still no sign of opening the door.The entire group was as anxious as ants on a hot pan.But Li Bing, Shen Yu and others are also newcomers, and there is no good way.

Li Huan glanced around, saw a bakery next to the shed door, and said, "There are big salty bread rolls over there, let's pay homage to the Wu Zang Temple first?"

This is the legendary Brezel, which is bigger than the faces of three people. The Bavarian lady in national attire saw the business coming, and immediately said in English: "A big one is 5 Euros, and you can go to the stall to take a photo with the bagel you bought. .”

The others didn't eat either, they were all hungry, and started to share the big bagel, but Li Huan stood by the eldest sister's stall, chatting with her in German, "Miss, you really know how to do business, you are beautiful, business It must be good."

When Miss Bavaria heard that Li Huan could talk in German, she was handsome and handsome, and immediately became more enthusiastic, "Thank you, there are so many people here, the business must be good, I'm not a miss, I'm already married."

Li Huan said with a chuckle: "That's the eldest sister, but you look really young. If it were my wife, I would definitely watch by your side, so as not to be abducted."

Miss Bavaria immediately beamed with joy when she heard this, and said, "You young man is really good at talking, you want to ask me how I got into the barn."

Li Huan said with some embarrassment: "Yes, we came so late, we will go back tomorrow, we want to play a little longer, but we can't get in."

Seeing that the German woman who was very strict and kept her distance from strangers suddenly became very close to Li Huan, everyone was surprised. Liu Yang said in Chinese: "Look, brother Huan is going to use beauty tricks, he is From the fifteenth to the fiftyth, all the young and old will be killed."

Chu Shengnan said: "This little rascal won't even let my aunt go, he's just a beast."

Miss Bavaria smiled and said: "Young man, wait a moment, I will ask if I can let you in. My husband is the security guard here."

Li Huan was overjoyed and said, "Thank you, big sister."

Sister Bavaria yelled into the wine shed. After a while, the door of the wine shed opened a crack. The eldest sister said a few words to the inside. The door opened a little wider. A bodyguard in black nodded to Li Huan and the others. Said: "Go in."

"Thank you, big sister." Li Huan took the lead and went in first, followed by Liu Yang, Li Bing and the others. Just after they entered, the gate was closed again, leaving those who were still outside staring and yelling that it was unfair.

As soon as I entered, I saw countless people who were over excited, standing on stools, jumping and toasting.

Liu Yang said excitedly: "Brother Huan is still the best. If you sacrifice your appearance a little, even the strict Germans will open the back door."

A male foreign student said: "It turns out Brother Huan also likes to go through the back door."

This very ambiguous sentence caused another burst of laughter, and Li Huan laughed and cursed: "Go away, I don't know that I am Yan Kong, but at this elder sister's age, my sacrifice is too great."

(End of this chapter)