The Ultimate Evolution of Raccoons

Chapter 440 You Can't Marry Me
"Wow ah ah!"

While screaming hysterically, Lota passed through countless branches and finally crashed into a river.

Just when he was hesitating whether to jump or not, the ground suddenly disappeared and he fell directly from an altitude of 1 meters without scaring him to death.I was not skilled in landing, so I hit a tree more than [-] meters high. My parachute was blown off and I fell all the way down.

"Pfft, shit, number 0! You bastard!"

Floating out of the water, Lotta spat out a mouthful of water and cursed.However, I suddenly realized something was wrong. Is the bottom of the river so soft?Still bouncing?

Taking a closer look, I was suddenly startled.

In front of him was a delicate and beautiful face, a small melon-seeded face, with whiter skin than snow.A head of green curly hair was scattered in the water, the watery green eyes widened, and the small cherry mouth grew in astonishment.Pointy ears protruding from the beard, cute and playful, also revealing the other party's identity, elf.

As expected of an elf, her appearance is really not ordinary.

This is not critical.

The most important thing is that Lota's two hands are pressing on the two magnificent protrusions...

"Hey, how did this posture come about?!"

Lotta's face was messed up, and he pinched it reflexively. It felt good, so he pinched it twice.

"Hey..."

The beautiful elf let out a lovely moan, two blushes were smeared on her small face, and spread to her neck at a speed visible to the naked eye.

It was followed by a scream and a snap.

Lotta now wears a mask.

Due to height restrictions, he is disguised as a baby elf.

Sitting on a stone by the river, with his back to the river, he was in a daze with five finger prints on his head.Behind him, the beautiful elf put on her clothes with tears in her eyes.

"As soon as it fell, it hit a bathing elf or something... God damn it unfolds."

Lota was thinking about which kind of elf this beautiful elf belonged to.

Searched through library materials.

There is still a big gap between pure elves and ordinary elves.

Pure elves completely follow the ancient way of life. They work at sunrise and sleep at sunset. They live next to the tree of life and accept the protection of the tree of life.Love nature and oppose everything that destroys nature.The extremely conservative guardian of the jungle.They do not have sex to reproduce, but rather give birth to offspring through the Tree of Life.

Ordinary elves are completely separated from the tree of life and exist as a civilization. Just like ordinary humans and dwarf tribes, there are various industrial developments.It's just that the elves are more simple and beautiful.Will reproduce in the way of ordinary creatures.

Well, the easiest way to tell the difference.

Lotta Shadow got up secretly and peeped.

Leaf dress!Not wearing underwear yet... Bah, this sentence is ignored.The beautiful elf, who had dressed long ago, sat on a rock, stared at Lota's back in a daze, and asked shyly after a while:
"Are you... whose child?"

"I'm a foreigner, are you pure elves living here?"

"Huh? From outside..."

The beautiful elf suddenly looked disappointed, and her pointed ears were unable to hang down.

This made Lotta dumbfounded.

"I'm a foreigner, you seem... very disappointed?"

"If you are from outside, you can't marry me. Oh oh oh, what should I do? What should I do if I can't marry?!"

As she spoke, the beautiful elf began to cry.

Lotta complained with a messy face:
"Wait, aren't you a pure elf? Don't you guys don't have sex? Get married and dry wool! And what the hell is marrying you? Don't you want to marry you when you see a naked body?"

"You...you pinched someone..."

The pretty elf looked disappointed, and looked at him with a look of 'Aren't you responsible'.Those pure and innocent eyes, paired with a heartbroken expression, made Lota feel guilty in his heart.

Don't look at me like that!
As if I just did something I shouldn't have done.

[What did you do, you don't have any b numbers in your mind? 】

"No, it's pinching..."

Lotta ignored the system, shrank her neck quietly, and then thought of a solution.To the pretty elf who is about to cry:

"Look, there is no one else here. God knows what happened just now, you know me, you don't tell me, I don't tell you, who knows that other people have pinched your breasts and seen your naked body?"

The pretty elf stopped crying, raised her head, and looked at Lotta sideways.

Judging by the expression, she should think that this sentence makes sense.

"Then...you must not tell this matter."

Lota breathed a sigh of relief, just about to swear.

"Hi~ Lota~ Whose breasts did you touch just now, to see who's naked? The excitement of jumping from a height of [-] meters, hahaha, let's go jump a few more times, I'm not afraid of heights anymore! Ehhhhhh !? Such a beautiful elf! She is even more beautiful than the ones I saw in the academy!"

Lotta and the beautiful elf turned their heads at the same time, and saw Buluotuo rolling down from the tree, a dog eating shit and lying on the ground.

Not feeling well.

When Lota turned her head, she saw the pretty elf crying again.

"Hey Luota, what crazy thing did you dare to do, why did you make him cry? Could it be that you didn't molested him just now?"

Lota took out a flat-topped pan, flicked his wrist, and precisely hit Buluotuo on the nose.

"If you don't speak, no one will treat you as dumb!"

"Ahh! My sexy and beautiful nose!"

Ignoring Buluotuo who was rolling around with his nose in his arms, Lota tried to appease the pretty elf.

"Don't worry about him, he's just a bear, he doesn't know anything, he's full of lies, no one will believe his words."

"really?"

"Enn, don't worry, really. I will never tell you about touching you. Neither will he. If he dares to talk nonsense, I will take his skin off."

After a good coaxing, the pretty elf finally believed it.

then……

"Lotta! What are you doing?!"

With an angry voice, Lota frowned, turned his head mechanically, and saw standing on a tree.Staring at him with the expression of catching a sneaky cat.

"You actually did this kind of thing behind Nana and me."

"Hey, hey, it's not what you think!"

"Wow! I can't get married!"

The pretty elf cried again.

At this time, No. 0 also appeared to make up the knife.

"Which scene just now, I have already photographed it for you."

"Hey! Where did you come from?!"

"Followed you down."

"Why didn't I see it?!"

"Pioneers don't need a parachute, I'm just behind you. I've recorded all your obscene crimes, according to Al's law..."

No. 0 looked at Lota with disdainful eyes, opened the folding fan and covered his mouth and nose.

"Should be at the base sentence."

"Meow?"

"Surrounded by gays, a tit-for-tat criminal law. Specialized in dealing with obscene crimes, and the effect is outstanding. Al's rampant subway lunatic was perfectly subdued by this punishment."

"This is not Al!...I didn't mean it!"

15 minutes later……

Everyone sat around and together, to be precise, several people surrounded this weak elf and asked her something.

Landing 98...and seeing pure elves when landing.

Lota is also lucky.

(End of this chapter)