Naruto Master
Chapter 802 Zilai is also dead, something to burn paper
Chapter 802 Zilai is also dead, something to burn paper
Under the deliberate guidance of the Pegasus tribe, a group of psychic beasts left here one after another, and both Tsunade and Minato were surrounded by them, and they all wanted a clean and clean toilet!
The difference between psychic beasts and wild beasts is that wild beasts have no civilization, while psychic beasts have civilization!To put it simply, ahem, speaking in human terms, it means that since psychic beasts are called psychic beasts, they are naturally closer to humans and closer. Many of their behavior patterns are anthropomorphic, such as smoking and drinking , enjoyment.But the wild beasts maintain the primitive tradition, eat raw, sloppy, hate humans very much, and regard humans as their natural enemies!
Since psychic beasts know how to enjoy, is it too much to ask for a better toilet?This is a question based on the ingenuity and wisdom of Patriarch Pegasus and Caiying, but for Jiraiya and the others, this question has indeed helped them, at least retaining the last face of being a human being...
"Say! Why are you spying on our family going to the toilet? Do you know that your behavior has seriously endangered a minor Pegasus? Do you know how much you have caused him? Do you know that you have threatened his future? How much impact will it have? Do you even know how much impact your actions today will have on the descendants of our Pegasus clan? Huh?..."
Zilai also curled up there, and saw the spittle from Pegasus's mouth flying all over the sky...
"I……"
"I……"
Ji Lai also wanted to refute several times, but was dismissed by Pegasus' eyes and words!Pegasus talked about Xun Ziraiya's words for a long time, then he lowered his head and took a few sips, but soon he stopped talking: "Hey, what is this thing? Why is it so delicious?"
"Daddy, this is the malt wine in Lord Tsunade's room. It was left for him by Lord Shumao. Of course it's delicious!" Xiao Cai'er said with a blushing face.
"Hey, I said, is this your human wine?"
Zilai also froze for a moment, just now he taught his Pegasus so seriously, why did his tone change now?Unscientific!What is the situation?
"Yes, this is malt wine. Didn't Caier tell you just now?"
"Oh, that's it, why does it look like horse urine!"
"Well... Actually, I... Actually..." Zilai also wanted to tell the truth, but for some reason he didn't want to say it when he saw Pegasus's serious eyes, he was afraid of being laughed at by Pegasus !
"Fart off! I'm going back for lunch later!"
"Then..." Zilai also swallowed, "Well, the one you drank first, the wine jar your daughter brought you is indeed malt wine, but the wine jar behind is filled with malt wine. , pretending..."
"What is it pretending to be? You mean it, don't be a mother-in-law! If you are a man, order it!" Pegasus said contemptuously.
"Okay, it's over, don't get mad, don't hit me, don't trouble me!"
"Will you say it? If you don't say it, I will trouble you right now!" Said Pegasus as if he was about to make a move.
"I said, the one you drank behind is actually the horse urine I packed! I came here to get some horse urine, and then gave it to Tsunade and Orochimaru to drink. Who would have thought that your clansman happened to be in the toilet Inside, that’s why there was that misunderstanding, I really didn’t come here to peep, besides, I’m a human being and you are horses, no matter how ridiculous I am, I won’t find you, right…?” Said Jiraiya’s words later The speed is getting slower and slower, and the sound is getting smaller and smaller.On the other side, Pegasus, the Patriarch of the Pegasus Clan, turned redder and redder. In the end, he was almost on fire!
"You said, you came here to hold some horse piss?"
"Hmm!" Jiraiya nodded.
"You said, Caier's first pot was wine?"
"Uh-huh!"
"You said, what I drank afterwards was the horse urine you pretended to be?"
"Yeah!" Ziraiya nodded quickly, but he immediately knew that something was wrong, and shook his head instantly: "No, it's not!"
"Jiraiya, you go to die!" Pegasus, in a panic, directly rewarded Jiraiya with fifteen Wind Escape·Practice Blank Bullets!All-round package Zilai also!
"No, Brother Pegasus, listen to my explanation!"
Jilai didn't know what method he used to avoid Pegasus's attack, he immediately jumped out of Pegasus's attack range, and hastily surrendered.
"You want to explain? You want to explain it this way? Huh?"
"I..." Zilai was also speechless for a moment.
"Okay, very good, since you have nothing to say, then you can go to hell with me!" Countless empty bullets struck again.
Nightmare was outside just now watching his father "spray" countless spittle stars towards Jiraiya, he felt a little disgusted, so he came out first, and let Jilai also accept his father's trial alone, but In such a short while, Dad actually started fighting with Zilai, what is the situation?
"Brother, don't go!"
"why?"
"That old man filled two jars of horse urine in our toilet, one jar was broken by the old man!"
Nightmare thought for a while, and it seemed to be the case. When the clansman fainted from fright, they happened to see and hear his screams, and the old man who was about to go to the toilet happened to run into his own who had fled from the toilet. Come here, so I made a move and stayed with my father together!At that time, it seemed that the jar was indeed broken!
"What about the other jar?"
"Just now I gave my father malt wine to drink, and my father said it was delicious, but I don't know why there is a wine jar beside him. I didn't care at first, but I just heard the old man say that it is he is going to give Another jar of 'wine' that Tsunade and Orochimaru drank!"
"What? You mean, Dad drank his own horse urine?"
"Well, that's about it!"
Surprisingly, when he heard his father drinking horse urine, the first feeling of Nightmare was:
"Haha, haha, it's so fun! I didn't expect Dad to be so stupid, no, sister, should we tell mother?"
"Of course, I have to tell my mother about such a fun thing! Hmph, and that bad old man, now that Cai'er won't give him kisses, it makes my face wet every time, it's really uncomfortable! "
God, what kind of brothers and sisters are these!The logic... well, is there any logic to this?
In fact, many animals really don’t think drinking urine is such an “insult”!We also often see Erha smelling his own papa, and then smelling and smelling stuffy!However, as psychic beasts of their relatives, they naturally have to avoid these things, that's why Pegasus is so "violent"!
(End of this chapter)
Under the deliberate guidance of the Pegasus tribe, a group of psychic beasts left here one after another, and both Tsunade and Minato were surrounded by them, and they all wanted a clean and clean toilet!
The difference between psychic beasts and wild beasts is that wild beasts have no civilization, while psychic beasts have civilization!To put it simply, ahem, speaking in human terms, it means that since psychic beasts are called psychic beasts, they are naturally closer to humans and closer. Many of their behavior patterns are anthropomorphic, such as smoking and drinking , enjoyment.But the wild beasts maintain the primitive tradition, eat raw, sloppy, hate humans very much, and regard humans as their natural enemies!
Since psychic beasts know how to enjoy, is it too much to ask for a better toilet?This is a question based on the ingenuity and wisdom of Patriarch Pegasus and Caiying, but for Jiraiya and the others, this question has indeed helped them, at least retaining the last face of being a human being...
"Say! Why are you spying on our family going to the toilet? Do you know that your behavior has seriously endangered a minor Pegasus? Do you know how much you have caused him? Do you know that you have threatened his future? How much impact will it have? Do you even know how much impact your actions today will have on the descendants of our Pegasus clan? Huh?..."
Zilai also curled up there, and saw the spittle from Pegasus's mouth flying all over the sky...
"I……"
"I……"
Ji Lai also wanted to refute several times, but was dismissed by Pegasus' eyes and words!Pegasus talked about Xun Ziraiya's words for a long time, then he lowered his head and took a few sips, but soon he stopped talking: "Hey, what is this thing? Why is it so delicious?"
"Daddy, this is the malt wine in Lord Tsunade's room. It was left for him by Lord Shumao. Of course it's delicious!" Xiao Cai'er said with a blushing face.
"Hey, I said, is this your human wine?"
Zilai also froze for a moment, just now he taught his Pegasus so seriously, why did his tone change now?Unscientific!What is the situation?
"Yes, this is malt wine. Didn't Caier tell you just now?"
"Oh, that's it, why does it look like horse urine!"
"Well... Actually, I... Actually..." Zilai also wanted to tell the truth, but for some reason he didn't want to say it when he saw Pegasus's serious eyes, he was afraid of being laughed at by Pegasus !
"Fart off! I'm going back for lunch later!"
"Then..." Zilai also swallowed, "Well, the one you drank first, the wine jar your daughter brought you is indeed malt wine, but the wine jar behind is filled with malt wine. , pretending..."
"What is it pretending to be? You mean it, don't be a mother-in-law! If you are a man, order it!" Pegasus said contemptuously.
"Okay, it's over, don't get mad, don't hit me, don't trouble me!"
"Will you say it? If you don't say it, I will trouble you right now!" Said Pegasus as if he was about to make a move.
"I said, the one you drank behind is actually the horse urine I packed! I came here to get some horse urine, and then gave it to Tsunade and Orochimaru to drink. Who would have thought that your clansman happened to be in the toilet Inside, that’s why there was that misunderstanding, I really didn’t come here to peep, besides, I’m a human being and you are horses, no matter how ridiculous I am, I won’t find you, right…?” Said Jiraiya’s words later The speed is getting slower and slower, and the sound is getting smaller and smaller.On the other side, Pegasus, the Patriarch of the Pegasus Clan, turned redder and redder. In the end, he was almost on fire!
"You said, you came here to hold some horse piss?"
"Hmm!" Jiraiya nodded.
"You said, Caier's first pot was wine?"
"Uh-huh!"
"You said, what I drank afterwards was the horse urine you pretended to be?"
"Yeah!" Ziraiya nodded quickly, but he immediately knew that something was wrong, and shook his head instantly: "No, it's not!"
"Jiraiya, you go to die!" Pegasus, in a panic, directly rewarded Jiraiya with fifteen Wind Escape·Practice Blank Bullets!All-round package Zilai also!
"No, Brother Pegasus, listen to my explanation!"
Jilai didn't know what method he used to avoid Pegasus's attack, he immediately jumped out of Pegasus's attack range, and hastily surrendered.
"You want to explain? You want to explain it this way? Huh?"
"I..." Zilai was also speechless for a moment.
"Okay, very good, since you have nothing to say, then you can go to hell with me!" Countless empty bullets struck again.
Nightmare was outside just now watching his father "spray" countless spittle stars towards Jiraiya, he felt a little disgusted, so he came out first, and let Jilai also accept his father's trial alone, but In such a short while, Dad actually started fighting with Zilai, what is the situation?
"Brother, don't go!"
"why?"
"That old man filled two jars of horse urine in our toilet, one jar was broken by the old man!"
Nightmare thought for a while, and it seemed to be the case. When the clansman fainted from fright, they happened to see and hear his screams, and the old man who was about to go to the toilet happened to run into his own who had fled from the toilet. Come here, so I made a move and stayed with my father together!At that time, it seemed that the jar was indeed broken!
"What about the other jar?"
"Just now I gave my father malt wine to drink, and my father said it was delicious, but I don't know why there is a wine jar beside him. I didn't care at first, but I just heard the old man say that it is he is going to give Another jar of 'wine' that Tsunade and Orochimaru drank!"
"What? You mean, Dad drank his own horse urine?"
"Well, that's about it!"
Surprisingly, when he heard his father drinking horse urine, the first feeling of Nightmare was:
"Haha, haha, it's so fun! I didn't expect Dad to be so stupid, no, sister, should we tell mother?"
"Of course, I have to tell my mother about such a fun thing! Hmph, and that bad old man, now that Cai'er won't give him kisses, it makes my face wet every time, it's really uncomfortable! "
God, what kind of brothers and sisters are these!The logic... well, is there any logic to this?
In fact, many animals really don’t think drinking urine is such an “insult”!We also often see Erha smelling his own papa, and then smelling and smelling stuffy!However, as psychic beasts of their relatives, they naturally have to avoid these things, that's why Pegasus is so "violent"!
(End of this chapter)
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