Naruto Master

Chapter 182 The First Assessment: Investigation
"Let's get down to business, let's take a look at the intense search for mission items on the field, and the last 10 minutes. Did they find those items?"

Assessment site:

"Hey, Sasuke, did you see Uncle Jiraiya's series "Intimate Paradise" just now?" Sakura said for Sasuke.

"Didn't see!" Much like Sasuke's style.

"I..." Naruto just wanted to raise his hand, but then his stomach growled, and he immediately covered his stomach with his hands.

"What are you doing, Naruto? Are you going to the bathroom again?"

Naruto covered his stomach and nodded!

"Okay then, you go first, we're looking for it, these questions are really crazy, I don't know who came up with them, isn't this just a joke?" Sakura was furious here.

"Needless to say, this must be Brother Shumao's move. It's not like you don't know that one of the questions he asks is so speechless." Sasuke guessed boldly.

"That's right, besides Brother Shu Mao, who can come up with these perverted questions? I really don't know what happened to them, there are other people!"

"I don't think it's anything to them. For them, the investigation task is just a trivial matter. They should be able to complete this level very easily!" Sasuke still knows the people he is familiar with.

"Notice: Konoha's Ya team is the first to complete the investigation assessment, the remaining assessment time: 8 minutes, please continue to work hard!"

The news from the radio on the side of the road directly stimulated others, and the investigation and assessment was completed in 7 minutes, which was lower than the scheduled 10 minutes!A group of ninjas who were not to be outdone began to work hard and started to speed up one after another.

"Damn, just talking about them, they have completed the task, my mouth is too..." Sakura immediately said with a smile, although she didn't spare them, she was still in a good mood, at least her partner Customs clearance, that is also a very remarkable thing.

"They are originally the investigation team, which is normal. What I am thinking about is, what should we do? We are still short of the last "Intimate Paradise" series, and at least 3 copies must be found! In addition, Shikamaru's team also has problems. They are As a support group, Shikamaru's head is better, but can he remember the location of so many mission items? And those who move..."

"Well, this is true. In addition, Neji and his team should be able to pass the test. After all, Neji and Hinata are both from the Hyuga clan. Their white eyes are like a cheating tool in this assessment. "

"Let's find the book quickly, I really don't know who put such a perverted thing in the Chunin assessment as a task item!" Sasuke's complaint was immediately received by that person.

Kakashi, standing behind Tsunade, sneezed.

"What's wrong with Kakashi? Are you feeling unwell?"

"Master Hokage, there is nothing wrong, someone must have mentioned me!"

"Did you do something careless?"

"how come?"

"Then why did someone scold you?"

Naruto had a stomachache, and after having diarrhea, he found something was wrong in the toilet, because he found more than one copy of the quest item "Intimate Heaven" in the straw basket, and there were all sets.Naruto immediately wiped his ass excitedly, and rushed out with a set of books in his arms.

"Sakura, Sasuke, I found the last book, I found "Kissing Heaven"!" Naruto's voice attracted the eyes of those who needed these books.

"What? You found it? There are more than 6 minutes left, where did you find it? Let's go directly to hand in the task!"

"Oh, I went to the toilet and found a set of books in the wastebasket, look!"

"Okay then, let's go!" Sasuke led the way.

When the others heard the news, they all ran to the nearby toilets.

"Ah, I found a set!"

"Me too, but I only found 3 copies, but it should be enough to hand in the quest, my quest only needs [-] copies!"

A group of people erupted, and the remaining people immediately felt the nearest toilet and began to dig up the wastebasket.

"What's the situation? Why are there so many people going to the toilet? The toilets on both sides of the road temporarily added to prevent some unexpected situations have become everyone's favorite place. What's going on? Our staff, cut the screen to the toilet Outside, connect to the sound system by the way."

"Me too, but I only found 3 copies, but it should be enough to hand in the quest, my quest only needs [-] copies!"

"It's a surprising result. I guessed it. They must have found the task item in the toilet, so everyone ran to the toilet. Let's zoom in to see what kind of work it was, and it was actually placed in the toilet. Inside, this is disrespect to the author, I don't know who put it in!"

"Kiss Paradise"!
All the adults in Konoha, including those abroad who have read this book, all smiled knowingly at this moment, except for one person - Jiraiya!

"Asshole! Lao Tzu's book can only be used to go to the toilet? Which wicked thing put it in for me?" Ji Lai, who watched the assessment, was also furious!
Kakashi lowered his head and touched his nose.

"Haha, I laughed so hard, the book you wrote, Jiraiya, can only be put in the toilet, as toilet paper!!" Tu Ying stood directly on the chair, laughing heartily.

Others on one side also covered their faces to hide their smiles.

"Okay, Ziraiya, your books can only be placed on the toilet for everyone to go to the toilet, so don't care so much. I think my brother has done a good job of this matter!"

Kakashi was about to say something, but Shisui immediately pulled him, obviously Shisui was also an accomplice!

"This damned little bastard, bullying me like this, I'll deal with him later!"

"Okay, we can see that most of the teams that came out of the toilet went straight to the arena. Obviously, they lack this book called "Family Paradise"! What kind of book is this? I I won’t introduce much here, it’s a pity that someone on the road wants to open it, but it’s obviously not up to the age limit, so I can’t open it!”

Shumao is talking about Naruto who is opening the book!

"This is an adult book, just like children can't drink alcohol, children can't read this book! In fact, you don't need to read it to know the content. The author of this book is Sannin who is known as the 'lustful toad' One of them, Zilai, also wrote it, since it is a 'lustful toad', it must contain very pornographic and violent content, so parents, please take good care of your children, lest you regret it!"

Shumao's meaningful statement, as well as his weird accent, immediately caused shocking laughter in the audience!
"This brat is really too mean to me, haha, Zilai is also such a bastard, this time I've lost my lord!" Fengying laughed in his heart!
Tuying burst into laughter again, "Huangtu, prepare something for me. I want to give you that brat. This brat spoke really well and helped me out!"

"Yes!" Huang Tu obviously started preparing gifts!
"Shumao!" Zilai also yelled, just about to run over to beat the kid up, but a voice came from upstairs.

"Jiraiya, stop, if you go over, be careful and I'll take care of you!" The third generation who accompanied several daimyos stopped Jiraiya, it was really too embarrassing, and Konoha's face was also embarrassing.

Zilai was still very proud of his teacher, and finally sat down.

"Master Jiraiya, just bear with this matter. Shumao smashed all the casinos in Konoha, do you want him to smash all the publishing houses? I don't think you should go Make trouble for him, otherwise..." Ding Zuo was sitting behind Jiraiya, Ding Zuo used to be his subordinate, and he had a very good relationship with Jiraiya, don't look at Ding Zuo as a big and thick guy It looks like, in fact, if you can be a family member, your brain will not be bad.

Hearing Ding Zuo's words, Zilai also fell silent for a moment. After thinking about it, he felt that with that brat's virtue, it was really possible to block those publishing houses!Zilai also fell silent.

But Tuying laughed even more happily, and jumped up on the chair, no, accidentally, twisted his waist again!

"Oh, it hurts to death! Huangtu, where are you? Help me straighten myself!"

"Tu Ying, I'll help you straighten it!" Ji Lai also saw him like that, and immediately went there first.

"Okay!" Tsuchikage, who was in severe pain, obviously didn't notice that it was Jiraiya who said this, so he agreed directly.

Then, there was no more, only a louder cry came from the rostrum...

"Okay, we have seen it, and there is still the last 30 seconds, how many teams will be wiped out this time! Let us wait and see!"

In the arena:

"Which one of you Shikamaru arrived first?" Naruto asked.

"We arrived with Neji and the others. We are not good at finding things, so I followed Neji and the others to find things together, and we searched for things along the way, so we were faster! You are the last batch of our fraternity to arrive! "Ino helped Shikamaru answer this question.

"That's it! You don't know, if Naruto didn't go to the toilet halfway, otherwise, it would be very dangerous for us to advance now. I don't know who is so careless, actually put the book in the toilet." Sakura also said complaining about this.

"Actually, I think it's normal. Such rubbish books should be put in the toilet!" Ning Ci ran over!
"Ningji, do you know what's written in it?" Naruto's eyes widened.

"I don't know, but every time my aunt scolds my uncle, the reason is because my uncle likes to read this book and keeps it private! So I don't think the content of this book is much better!"

"That's right, but why does Kakashi-sensei like to watch it so much?"

"I don't know about this!"

"Ms. Kakashi is so stingy, he doesn't show us the books, and avoids us every time he reads them. There are also those who thought they could see the contents of the books, but in the end, these books are all sealed!" Naruto began to complain up.

"It's okay, Naruto-kun, as long as we can pass the assessment, that's fine!" Xiao Li comforted.

"really!"

"Okay, audiences, this morning's assessment is over here. The short half-hour assessment this morning directly wiped out most of the ninjas. Now there are 30 ninja teams left in the field. We congratulate them!"

Shocking applause erupted from the audience.

"Before leaving, I want to inform you that we will conduct the next assessment starting at 1:[-] pm! Please be there on time!
Okay everyone, you can leave now! "

After finishing speaking, Shumao beckoned directly, and a water column suddenly appeared from the side of the stone pillar. Shumao stepped onto the water column, and then the water column slowly lowered, and Shumao landed safely.

"Sure enough, it's a very powerful use of ninjutsu!" Mizukage exclaimed.

(End of this chapter)